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CrimeRe: Man Steals Goat, Slaughters It And Wears It On His Body Like A Vest. Photos by Longcucumber(m): 4:50pm On Mar 12, 2019
O o ya oooooo chai

RomanceRe: Can You Surgically Kill Your Sexual Urge To Please Your Partner? by Longcucumber(m): 2:49pm On Feb 18, 2018
me deactivate my longcucumber,unto what levels.
Christianity EtcRe: Sex All Night And Then Church On Sunday Morning by Longcucumber(m): 11:19pm On Feb 17, 2018
Maychang:
This is for Singles.

As much as we try to twist God's words to suit our selfish desires, the truth remains the truth. A sin is a sin.

How do you guys/ladies have Sex and still find it very easy to go to church? No guilt, no remorse.

I have seen Men and women who cohabitate or spend weekends together (please dont come here with nothing happened) and attend church service together.
is like you are conjified and you need a very longcucumber.come let me fu.k you for free so that you will know why people fu.k all night on saturday and still go to church on sunday.
CelebritiesRe: This Picture Of Nadia Buari In Bed Has Got Fans Talking by Longcucumber(m): 3:32pm On Nov 29, 2017
what I think is to join her on that bed and fuuccckkk the living day light out of her brain.
RomanceRe: Did The Boobs Disappear? - Media React To Lady's Transformation Photo by Longcucumber(m): 6:59am On Aug 07, 2017
nwaanambra1:
abeg i still prefer the before undecided
me too
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi To Phyno: "If Your House Can Buy My Shoes, I Will Give You N5 Million" by Longcucumber(m): 10:31pm On Jun 29, 2017
SmartyPants:
What does this hushpup of a man do for a living?
him day sell gala for mile2
HealthRe: European Court Sentences Baby To Death by Longcucumber(m): 10:19pm On Jun 29, 2017
shammah1:
So sad. He shouldn't be allowed to die. Where's their faith? The almighty God can heal the baby. Nairaland, let's join faith and pray for God's intervention and miracle to take place. I strongly believe he can be healed since God created him. cry
shut up pls
CelebritiesRe: Ray Hushpuppi Blasts Ice Prince: "Broke Boy, When Last Did You Drop A HIT Song?" by Longcucumber(m): 10:06pm On Jun 29, 2017
jaychubi:
What does hushpuppi do for a living?
him day sell gala for mile2
NYSCRe: Corpers Sleep Outside As Lagos NYSC Camp Becomes Overcrowded (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 11:59am On May 27, 2017
Mess up country yo.
CelebritiesRe: Ese Eriata Fumbles On The Meaning Of B.Sc On International TV (Video) by Longcucumber(m): 10:06am On May 27, 2017
Kondomatic:
It is actually difficult to have breasts that big and still have brain.
valid point.
RomanceRe: Help! A Lady Is Pregnant For Me But I Don't Love Her by Longcucumber(m): 4:13pm On May 26, 2017
freddymanny49:
Hello NL,

I don fumble men. Some lady came over to my place to sleep over. As usual things went down that i couldn't help but release my sperm in this young lady. I bought her contraceptive pills to use but it turns out that she didn't use them. Now she called me to tell me that she hasn't seen her period for days now and i banged this chick first Friday of this month.

I am so confused because I have a girl I want to marry and i am truly in love with this girl i want to. My world is crashing because of a stupid choice i just made by sleeping with an ex without a condom. Now she wants
to keep the baby which I am cool with. My concern is that her people will force me to marry her. I cant marry a woman that i am not in love with.

What do i do? What do i do? I don't want to be forced into marriage because of circumstance.

This chick forced herself on me to sleep with her and i was drunk and under influence of hard drugs when this happened.

Now I am rambling and rambling because I don't genuinely love this girl. She is someone i am not even proud to show the world. The girl i want to marry comes from an affluent background just like i do. How do i handle this?
am so so happy for you bro,congratulations bro,you gonna be a dad soon.
CrimeRe: Young Man Killed By Angry Mob For Stabbing Woman To Death In Kogi. Graphic Pics by Longcucumber(m): 12:40pm On May 26, 2017
Youdondeymad:
Jungle justice is good sometimes.Most evil people commit atrocities because they believe they are untouchable and above the law.Some religious folks believe God would forgive them that is why they sin and commit different types of evil,an eye for an eye would teach many wicked souls a lesson.Don't even bother to mention me because I promise you won't like my reply.Good morning Africa,thank God is friday.






RIP to the woman

3
if i mention you.what the fuucckk are you gonna do.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W And Adesua Etomi Loved Up In New Photo by Longcucumber(m): 12:35pm On May 26, 2017
sexybbstar:
I'm happy for this cute couple.... Their kids are going to be beautiful.
says who.dont fuucckk with nature.
RomanceRe: These Are The Seven (7) Types Of Men That Women Just Can’t Say No To by Longcucumber(m): 11:21pm On May 25, 2017
Lalas247:
Ewwww undecided
hmmmmm.
RomanceRe: I Receive Not Less Than 150 Pms From Nairaland Babes Everyday. (pic) by Longcucumber(m): 6:47pm On May 25, 2017
ernesty20:
do u know that abokki means friend? I am not ur friend pls
oga abokkii means correct mumu.
RomanceRe: These Are The Seven (7) Types Of Men That Women Just Can’t Say No To by Longcucumber(m): 6:35pm On May 25, 2017
Lalas247:
3 , 5 & 6 if that combi dey plus he hard working
Wahlahi na to remove pant remain grin but they don't exist undecided so norrin we can do
and open tototo
RomanceRe: Savagery! (pix) by Longcucumber(m): 5:02pm On May 24, 2017
Vicintonsh:
grin grin
Mehn I lost all concentration in class cos of this grin
and you think that you are doing me.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Ambode, Tinubu And Others At Eyo Festival by Longcucumber(m): 5:22pm On May 20, 2017
K
HealthRe: Mentally Unstable Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby Girl In Rivers. Photos by Longcucumber(m): 9:39am On May 12, 2017
donaldinho111:
Who got her pregnant?
is me
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Pregnancy Celebrated At Banky W & Adesua Etomi's Wedding Introduction by Longcucumber(m): 8:53am On May 08, 2017
9jayes:
Yeah
your head is day there.
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Pregnancy Celebrated At Banky W & Adesua Etomi's Wedding Introduction by Longcucumber(m): 11:45pm On May 07, 2017
9jayes:
Taking pregnant woman from behind dey sweet eh
my niggur.
RomanceRe: Here Are Screenshots That %99 Of Girls Are Liars, Pretenders And Hypocrites by Longcucumber(m): 5:21pm On May 04, 2017
That dicck is not that big na.its just a normal size dickk.
SportsRe: This Photo Makes Boxing Fans Proclaim Anthony Joshua The New Muhammad Ali by Longcucumber(m): 11:18am On Apr 30, 2017
ednut1:
which one be bad belle na. Too soon for comparison. Mk i go fight am. U wan send me into 50 years coma abi
coma ke,walahi if you enter coma you na strong man.
Christianity EtcRe: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Longcucumber(m): 10:56am On Apr 30, 2017
If na doggy style go make me go hell fire,no problem hell fire here i come,but i must keep enjoying my doggy style.i dont joke with that style.if you like you can call me anything,i dont care all i know is that i have spoken my mind.
FamilyRe: Is It Proper/Healthy For A Man To Suck His Wife's Bosom Milk? by Longcucumber(m): 10:14pm On Apr 29, 2017
Ndidibabe just pray say no be me go marry you.walahi you see that your bwest i go suck am dry.

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