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CelebritiesRe: Gifty And Her Mother At BBNaija Grand Finale by Longcucumber(m): 8:35pm On Apr 09, 2017
pembisco:
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what's dis.
CelebritiesRe: Gifty And Her Mother At BBNaija Grand Finale by Longcucumber(m): 8:35pm On Apr 09, 2017
CelebritiesRe: Gifty And Her Mother At BBNaija Grand Finale by Longcucumber(m): 8:33pm On Apr 09, 2017
What is this again.
TV/MoviesRe: Marvis Is The First Housemate To Be Evicted From BBNaija At The Grand Finale by Longcucumber(m): 8:27pm On Apr 09, 2017
Ok
Music/RadioRe: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by Longcucumber(m): 10:30am On Apr 07, 2017
Neldrizzy:
bro pls I need this akpoaza song, where can I get it??

It's been a while
i got the song from those guys that do download songs from laptop.
Music/RadioRe: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by Longcucumber(m): 10:25pm On Apr 06, 2017
Ogene
akpoaza by dynamite
pericoma
FamilyRe: My Wife Denies Me Sex Just Because Her Mum Is Around. by Longcucumber(m): 11:08am On Apr 02, 2017
darioNaharis:
You sef, your baby is just two months and you want another sperm to win another race grin grin

That's why there's something called self-service. Get your mobile device, some lotion, some paper wipes and ease yourself grin grin

Xvideos oo, not waptrick
truth be told.the truth and nothing but the truth,you are one of the few correct niggur that we have in this country.
EducationRe: How To Prepare And PASS WAEC Examination In ONE Sitting by Longcucumber(m): 12:09pm On Mar 30, 2017
Chaii i don old o.its almost 11 years that i wrote waec.
NYSCRe: NYSC Official Brutalize Corper In Ekiti For Not Wearing Her Jacket (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 12:30pm On Mar 29, 2017
donziller:
dat small thing.
u spoke my mind niggur.
NYSCRe: NYSC Official Brutalize Corper In Ekiti For Not Wearing Her Jacket (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 12:28pm On Mar 29, 2017
That small thing
FamilyRe: Kenyan Lady Whose Hands Were Cut Off As She Couldn't Have A Child Is Pregnant by Longcucumber(m): 10:38pm On Mar 27, 2017
Desdola:
God have heard her cry and vindicated her
pls keep quiet.
FamilyRe: My Husband Called Me A Vagabond by Longcucumber(m): 6:06pm On Mar 27, 2017
thorpido:
Your husband is very wrong for using those words.If he felt offended about anything,he should have discussed it.
I think the major problem here is communication.You both need to improve on it.

The foundation of the marriage also matters.........finding partners in a club or bar,a school environment,Oshodi market etc determines how words will be used.
watin carry oshodi market enter this matter now.nna i tire for you o.
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Rocks Her Baby Bump The Best? (photo) by Longcucumber(m): 5:24pm On Mar 24, 2017
Fuck_the_shit_
FamilyRe: 17.2% Of My Monthly Salary Goes To My Wife & Yet... by Longcucumber(m): 2:31pm On Mar 24, 2017
lilmax:
divorce is the only way right now, trust me
today is friday and i dont insult people on friday but i must insult you today,you are stewpeed.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman Disowns Her 53-year-old Son Through Newspaper Advert. Photo by Longcucumber(m): 11:46am On Mar 23, 2017
Arysexy:
I'm sure d 53years afonja fool is living in his parent house at such age. Very peculiar trait.
oga this is no neccessary.you must not establish your tribalistic tendency in everything.and mind you am chigozie from anambra state.
CelebritiesRe: Thin Tall Tony's Height Amazes Cool FM OAPs (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 2:42pm On Mar 22, 2017
jieta:
i just love that girl on the right.
you say what.you love my girlfrd.oga abeg obey yaself.
RomanceRe: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Longcucumber(m): 2:24pm On Mar 22, 2017
Swahili0:
pLs house help me i have feeling for ladies and i dont know what to do
better mature longcucumber never penetrate that your small puzsy na watin make you open mouth day say i think am a lesbian.my dear you are not a lesbian you just need solid and rocky dicck to do the justice on your puszy.thank you and dont mention.
FamilyRe: Sexy Twin Ladies Hit The Internet With Photos Of Their Cute Babies by Longcucumber(m): 12:17pm On Mar 22, 2017
Ok
BusinessRe: Loved Up Photo Of Femi & Nana Otedola by Longcucumber(m): 2:52pm On Mar 21, 2017
Nesso:
Kids everywhere dis days
mr man go yanch down some were.you wa be old man you see yaself.
BusinessRe: Loved Up Photo Of Femi & Nana Otedola by Longcucumber(m): 12:56pm On Mar 21, 2017
askibee:
who told u its not helping anybody.seeing this two pple togeda send a positive msg to married folks, the man alone sends msg to young billionaires upcoming, hope is been lifted, possibilities are being open, aiming higher has touched someone by seeing this




stop hating at anoda man success, or else u get to be called names or sorts
abeg stop decieving yaself.no be only lifted na upliftment.
BusinessRe: Loved Up Photo Of Femi & Nana Otedola by Longcucumber(m): 11:18am On Mar 21, 2017
Nesso:
Oga go and help urself.
help your miserabbbbble life first.
BusinessRe: Loved Up Photo Of Femi & Nana Otedola by Longcucumber(m): 10:46am On Mar 21, 2017
Ok no hating but I don't give a fffffffff cos that sh!t can't help anybody here.
CrimeRe: The Mother Of The Medical Doctor Who Committed Suicide Yesterday At The Scene by Longcucumber(m): 12:37pm On Mar 20, 2017
This life self.i pray that that idiot doctor will suffer were ever he is.after all the money wa your people waist for your head.walahi you can never rest in peace.
Christianity EtcRe: Why It Is Wrong To Ban Jehovahs Witnesses by Longcucumber(m): 10:19am On Mar 19, 2017
Meeloreh:
It's too long abeg. Summary pls
truth be told,you are one of the basic challange we have in this country.what is long there.
FamilyRe: Is My Wife Cheating On Me?? by Longcucumber(m): 12:20am On Mar 19, 2017
ikechkwuegone:
Good day Nairalanders, I will like to be brief and specific.I am happily married with kids and we based in Eastern part of the country.

I and my wife work and contribute to the well being of the family.Some months ago I started noticing my wife's body language when ever she is on phone with her boss by been blushing like a single girl talking to her boyfriend.

Secondly the same Boss bought her a phone, which I did not take serious, thinking it will make the official communication between them more easier.

I also noticed that my wife always chat with this same boss and hardly leave her phone carelessly which prompt me to check her chat conversation with the same boss.She doesn't leave their chat history on the phone.

Last week I accidentally checked her chat with the man , I was very surprised when I saw Her boss referred to my Wife as "My Baaby" at d beginning of their conversation and some other words like "Dear ao re u".

I confronted my wife, it was very difficult for me to confront her because I don't want the trust between us spoil.When confronted she gave me two answers, that Her calls every female staffs My Baaby, secondly that the message was mistake frm Her boss that it wasn't meant for Her that was why she didn't reply.I believed Her and we move on.

Two days ago I came back frm work and I met my wife lying down on the bed with phone conversation, instantly my wife change what they were discussing.I asked my wife what they were discussing but she stammering.
The same man do tell my wife about his wife inability to conceive the second child for him.

With all these instances I am totally confused and devastated. I love my wife so much , I can't wait for d worst to happen between her and d man, she is making keep suspecting her.

I am a very loyal to her, I bnever cheat on her, she is everything to me, I don't see her wife but a friend and confidential.

Married nairalanders I really need your advice on how to handle this before my happy home will be ruin, Almighty Lord will bless your home as u give me ur candid advice
oga like play like play your property don day belong to another niggur.
RomanceRe: Question Of The Day: Can You Date Without Sex? by Longcucumber(m): 11:41am On Mar 18, 2017
david22uu:
Yes ofkos sex is not the sweetest thing in live....
shattap there,what do you know.ok tell me whats the sweet thing in this life.
RomanceRe: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by Longcucumber(m): 11:26am On Mar 18, 2017
firstking01:
1. At her first visit of your house she was very observant and complained of how unkept some of the places are and helped you to tidy it asap.


2. She hates you spending unnecesarilly eating outside...she prefers she always cook for you.


3. She doesn't allow you to waste your money on laundry...she encourages you to do it yourself or she does it herself atimes.


4. She most atimes pays for the meal whenever you take her out on a date.

5. She ask of your mum and siblings quite often.

6. She doesn't always allow you to be the first to call, not only that, upon her seeing your missed calls she doesn't hesitate to call you back instead of flashing you.


7. If you are a salary earner, she encourages you to set up a business as a back up plan should incase you are layed off by halliburton, schlumberger, total E and p, drillog, NLNG, cos she understands the way coys drops staff these days is just alarming.


8. She's not a lazy woman nor liability...she's always open to new developments and gives you a lucrative idea and always wants to work whenever the opportunity presents itself.


9. She doesn't just wake up and make plans on her own without making you part of the plans.


10. She doesn't appear aloof to you just like that without something in her hands, could be bole, fruits....most times she dashed into the boutique and buy you some nice shirts, boxers and a pair of shoe since she knows your sizeundecided


11. She doesn't wear provocative or revealing outfits, she's modest in her dressingundecided


12. She's not a phone freak...she knows when to touch her phone and when to get busy.


13. She seldomly go jealous at her sight of you with another girl, instead she'd lovingly and jokingly wanna know who she is, instead of ranting like a drammer queen.


14. She's faithful to a fault.


15. She can sing you into sleeping in her arms especially if she offends you, me i love this one eh grin.


16. She doesn't joke with church.


17. She has a blissing relationship with her colleagues both in church and in the office/school.


18. She's not a psycopath.


19. She doesn't believe in make ups, hence she knows she's not man hunting, it's only you she knows and haveundecided


20. She loves yousmiley...



I hope we still have ladies who possess these qualities, yeah, i'm optimistic we still do have such ladies, i 've encountered a few tho, so, don't tell me to go gather clay and mould one myself...the thing is, most times our taste outweighs us there by making us to not see them when they come our way.


Have a fulfilling weekend y'all.
i just day observe you with one eye.you better go gather clay and do the work yourself.
PoliticsRe: Houses & Cars Belonging To Kidnappers In Kogi Destroyed By Governor Bello. PICS by Longcucumber(m): 5:04pm On Mar 15, 2017
Why this people mumu like dis.
RomanceRe: “I Am Happy With My Short, Dark And Handsome Husband” – Kenya Woman by Longcucumber(m): 12:13pm On Mar 15, 2017
yourexcellency:
especially if the man is caring and responsible. many who insisted on tall, dark handsome men are regretting today
is like you are a shot man.
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus Comes For Hushpuppi, Questions His Source Of Income by Longcucumber(m): 10:09pm On Mar 13, 2017
idbami2:
Na yyou bi God? undecided
we are the God/devil we see
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus Comes For Hushpuppi, Questions His Source Of Income by Longcucumber(m): 1:47pm On Mar 13, 2017
idbami2:
Ah.. This Eniola Badmus sef big o.. Like hippopo..

God frgive me angry
son you are forgiven.
Car TalkRe: #2.20kobo: First Driving Licence My Dad Acquired In 1975(Photos). by Longcucumber(m): 8:02pm On Mar 11, 2017
Good old days.

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