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CareerRe: Legal Advice Seriously Needed Before I Commit Suicide. by Longcucumber(m): 2:05pm On Sep 28, 2019
So Na this kind nonsense Wan make u commit suicide and you come day announce am when sniper price Don reduce drastically

PoliticsRe: Irish Authorities And AIB Drawn Into $9.6bn Nigerian Dispute-Irish Times by Longcucumber(m): 1:25pm On Sep 26, 2019
Nothing to comment.

TravelRe: Pius Adesanmi’s Family, Other Victims Of Boeing Plane Crashes To Get ₦52M Each by Longcucumber(m): 4:23pm On Sep 24, 2019
Beremx:
The trauma the families of the crash will face cannot quantify with the compensation. All the same, it is well.
who told u

Music/RadioRe: 'Audio Money' Video - Rudeboy (Featuring Shatta Bandle) by Longcucumber(m): 3:35pm On Sep 23, 2019
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Tobi Bakre Poses With Khafi And Venita by Longcucumber(m): 8:58pm On Sep 20, 2019
Really educative and highly inspiring news.nairaland dishing out educative news 24/7.

CelebritiesRe: Photos From Linda Ikeji's 39th Birthday Dinner In Dubai by Longcucumber(m): 11:04am On Sep 20, 2019
Aunty how many times u go celebrate 39 years old.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija : Fight Between Tacha And Diane Over Veto Power Box by Longcucumber(m): 10:40am On Sep 20, 2019
Them for use bottle Na.
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Defiling Neighbour’s 6-year-old Daughter by Longcucumber(m): 10:26am On Sep 20, 2019
madenigga:
This is a very uncivilized way of thinking.

Are u a savage?
just pray to God make one ediot no use mature prick scatter ur little angel virgina that time you go know who day reason in an uncivilized way and who the savage is.

CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Defiling Neighbour’s 6-year-old Daughter by Longcucumber(m): 10:26am On Sep 20, 2019
What are we going to do to this uncivilized bastard. I think this should be use on that his useless prick so that everything will be alright again .


From the cap just day cut am small small.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tacha's Knuckles And Face That Got People Talking (Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 8:14am On Sep 19, 2019
Brown skin girl international. Tacha Tacha this your skin go day smell no be small.

CrimeRe: 18-Year-Old Indian Hemp Dealer Arrested In Katsina (Photo) by Longcucumber(m): 11:46pm On Sep 18, 2019
Timagex:
. Baba na u o shocked grin u sabi everything...

CrimeRe: 18-Year-Old Indian Hemp Dealer Arrested In Katsina (Photo) by Longcucumber(m): 11:44pm On Sep 18, 2019
420active:
E pass 2k. Na 2300...

CrimeRe: 18-Year-Old Indian Hemp Dealer Arrested In Katsina (Photo) by Longcucumber(m):
How this one take be notorious, that iggbo no reach #2000,,abeg make una free the boy Jare.

RomanceRe: How Do I Know He Loves Me? by Longcucumber(m): 7:16pm On Sep 17, 2019
marvelous000:
I want to be sincere with you as a man; you're in a precarious relationship, and you shouldn't be much emotionally invested in that relationship.
be circumspect with your dealing with him, while trying to make him concede emotionally and commitment wise. if he equivocates, then start making plans to jump ship, while approaching the relationship with stolidity until you see the end.

if it turn out palatable-fine, but if it turn out awry; then you'd be better equipped to handle heartbreak in any form it might rear it head.

because by his demeanor, there isn't a palpable ground to reach a conclusion whether he loves you or not. but there's something surreptitious and oblique about him, which is why you've got to be careful.
all this English just to advice one confuse aunty.

CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Reacts To Twitter Parody Account by Longcucumber(m): 7:53am On Sep 17, 2019
CEOwatazs:
maybe u wer arrested bkoz of ur longcocumber

CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Reacts To Twitter Parody Account by Longcucumber(m): 10:46pm On Sep 16, 2019
valencia25:
The N200 is for tax grin
the ediot police woman say na for book and pen for statement.

CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Reacts To Twitter Parody Account by Longcucumber(m):
But that account is saying the truth Na, that account should be official account of the useless Nigeria police force . if u have ever encounter the Nigerian police before, u will understand what that account is saying properly.






The very first day I slept in the police station. I did not commit any crime, I was just coming back from my shop by 9:00 pm and this useless people bundle me inside their dead motto. The next day I have to pay 10,200 to bail myself.

TravelRe: Two Dead, As Container Falls On Car In Lagos [photo] by Longcucumber(m): 1:02pm On Sep 16, 2019
Speechless right now don't really know what to type again. May their soul rest in peace.

CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin As Julius Agwu's Personal Assistant (Throwback Photos) by Longcucumber(m): 11:12am On Sep 12, 2019
Everyone must have a starting point in life. So what's the big deal.

FamilyRe: Extortion In The Name Of Aso Ebi by Longcucumber(m): 10:49am On Sep 12, 2019
favourite787899:
I think your wife is just being interested in what people will say if she doesn't buy. But for someone like me I don't care. That was how one of my relatives brought Asoebi for me to buy for her wedding. How much she said 25k and I told her bluntly that I can't afford it cuz I just finished my own wedding then and my own Asoebi was 2k. In fact I never wanted it at all but my mum was saying how it will look beautiful. Even my hubby was willing to pay but for me I refused cuz I felt it was a total waste of fund so no need. Till today she doesn't talk to me and me no send.
fine sence you got there. Na ur type we need for this country.

SportsRe: Ukraine Vs Nigeria: International Friendly (2- 2) Full Time by Longcucumber(m): 9:14pm On Sep 10, 2019
5 odds just waste like that.



Chaii na2 2 o

EducationRe: FUOYE Students' Protest Turns Into Riot, Cars Burnt, Students Injured (Pictures) by Longcucumber(m): 6:16pm On Sep 10, 2019
BUHARI why

CrimeRe: Man Commit Suicide In Imo, 3 Days After Welcoming A Child [Photo] by Longcucumber(m): 9:24pm On Sep 09, 2019
BUHARI why.

CrimeRe: Pastor Olusegun Oyetunji Arrested For Taking Nude Photos Of His Female Members by Longcucumber(m): 1:58am On Sep 09, 2019
dumahi:
Taa, remove dis photo now before they think say fada de wear trouser.
watin fada day wear before

CrimeRe: Pastor Olusegun Oyetunji Arrested For Taking Nude Photos Of His Female Members by Longcucumber(m): 8:45pm On Sep 08, 2019

CrimeRe: Pastor Olusegun Oyetunji Arrested For Taking Nude Photos Of His Female Members by Longcucumber(m): 8:44pm On Sep 08, 2019
See as the idiot be like mad man vomit

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Omashola "Sex With Khafi Will Be Easy" by Longcucumber(m): 7:47pm On Sep 06, 2019
donbachi:
how cheap is it?
over cheap and extra cheap.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Omashola "Sex With Khafi Will Be Easy" by Longcucumber(m): 7:47pm On Sep 06, 2019
See as this old man day talk like unripe idiot.

CelebritiesRe: Zaaki Azzay Accuses Mr Eazi And Sarkodie Of ‘Do You' Song Theft by Longcucumber(m): 12:38pm On Sep 06, 2019
Uncle go and yansh down.nonsence and buhari shrink balls.

TravelRe: Man Cries Out After Seeing Overload Vehicle, Says "Road Safety Wont See This Now by Longcucumber(m): 8:25pm On Sep 05, 2019
Sergeant death looking at them right now,

CelebritiesRe: Davido And His Father Talking Billions In His Dad's Office (Pictured) by Longcucumber(m): 7:50pm On Sep 04, 2019
dangotesmummy:
Davido grow up
grow up no be small.

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