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Sports › Re: Messi Returns To Argentina Squad After Three-Month Ban by Longcucumber(m): 5:44am On Nov 01, 2019

Bari22:
They still won't win anything

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Sports › Re: Messi Returns To Argentina Squad After Three-Month Ban by Longcucumber(m): 5:43am On Nov 01, 2019

The only certified, recognize and verify GOAT. Every other goat is meant for mama ndifreke pepper soup procedures and protocols.

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Sports › Re: Messi Scores 50th Career Free-kick, 44 For Barca & 6 For Argentina by Longcucumber(m): 11:42pm On Oct 29, 2019

SincereBigot:
Until messi wins a cup for his country.. nobody should rate messi as high as ronaldo thanks

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Sports › Re: Messi Scores 50th Career Free-kick, 44 For Barca & 6 For Argentina by Longcucumber(m): 11:39pm On Oct 29, 2019

Classified GOAT any other goat is meant for mama ndifreke pepper soup stuff.

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Phones › Re: Nigeria To Run 5G Technology Trial For 3 Months – NCC by Longcucumber(m): 12:26pm On Oct 29, 2019

livebyday:
You don't even have proper working 4G now you want to run a test for 5G?

oga ade who dash una 4G the best you guys have in this country is 2G, 3G as it stands is still developing.

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Phones › Re: Nigeria To Run 5G Technology Trial For 3 Months – NCC by Longcucumber(m): 12:26pm On Oct 29, 2019*

We joke and play too much in this country call obodo Nigeria.

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Makes More Money On Instagram Than Playing For Juventus by Longcucumber(m): 4:46pm On Oct 19, 2019

OlawaleBammie:
Three categories of human....

1) We have superhuman

2) Normal human... and...

3) Mere/ordinary human.

4 actually
The stupid human.

Celebrities › Re: Busola And Timi Dakolo In London (Photo) by Longcucumber(m): 1:43pm On Oct 17, 2019

Pastor fatiboye abi Na pastor fatibombom Don settle una,Na London una Wan go flex.

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Travel › Re: LASTMA Vehicle Falls While Chasing A Car From Onipanu To Maryland, Lagos (Video) by Longcucumber(m): 12:25pm On Oct 17, 2019

If I say watin day my mind some mumu go call me sadist. Nonsense and buhari shrink balls.

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Travel › Re: Lagos Uberboat: How To Book A Trip by Longcucumber(m): 12:21pm On Oct 16, 2019

Eko for show . very soon we go get Uber helicopter.

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Celebrities › Re: Blackface Angry As Faze Performs Plantashun Boiz Song Together With 2face by Longcucumber(m): 12:40pm On Oct 14, 2019

Suffer day disturb this awobi.

Suffer no just good from any angle at all.

Uncle black face suffer kee u Dia.

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Nairaland General › Re: What's A Question You Hate When People Ask You? by Longcucumber(m): 11:01pm On Oct 13, 2019

Oh boy why you just day fresh like this every day.

When I really know say suffer day use man pikin day do practical biologic.

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Celebrities › Re: 9ice Bows Down To Greet 2face While Performing At His '20 Years A King' Concert by Longcucumber(m): 7:20pm On Oct 13, 2019

If him like make him lie down that one Na their cup of brukutu. Nonsense and buhari shrink balls.

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Celebrities › Re: Tammy Abraham Celebrates Hushpuppi On His Birthday (Photo) by Longcucumber(m): 7:42am On Oct 13, 2019

Bewiseedet:
na lambo be this?

Na una Lamborghini mercy Na. That Na her original colour.

Celebrities › Re: Tammy Abraham Celebrates Hushpuppi On His Birthday (Photo) by Longcucumber(m): 7:31pm On Oct 12, 2019

Circulative nonsense.

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Crime › Re: Ghanaian Girl Beats Her Boyfriend With Slipper For Cheating On Her (Video, Pix) by Longcucumber(m): 6:10pm On Oct 11, 2019

The girl wa go try this king nonsense with me no go like her face after 45 seconds of all the things in this world Na ur slippers good to use wipe me.
Nonsense and buhari shrink balls.

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Celebrities › Re: Nana Frema: Cosmetic Surgery Has Prevented Me From Getting Movie Roles by Longcucumber(m): 5:19pm On Oct 11, 2019

Big for nothing
Big idiot.

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Celebrities › Re: Frodd Shows His Gbe Body Dance Move(video) by Longcucumber(m): 5:42pm On Oct 10, 2019

This is the kind of productive and constructive information we need on nairaland.this nairaland mod are really doing a great job. Kudos to them all am really impressed.

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Sports › Re: Barcelona Still Owe Liverpool Almost €100m For Coutinho by Longcucumber(m): 10:45pm On Oct 08, 2019

Which kind nonsense igbese be this one now,

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NYSC › Re: Corper With Twin Babies: How I Went In For NYSC Vs How I Came Out by Longcucumber(m): 7:06pm On Oct 04, 2019

Offpoint:
boss the world population no reach like that naw

there is one Bros in my compound that can have sex like 15 times a day so do the mathematics your self oga ade

NYSC › Re: Corper With Twin Babies: How I Went In For NYSC Vs How I Came Out by Longcucumber(m): 6:25pm On Oct 04, 2019

Marotzke:
everyday or every year? Haba! There are seven billion people ooo. Half are children!.

everyday

NYSC › Re: Corper With Twin Babies: How I Went In For NYSC Vs How I Came Out by Longcucumber(m): 4:40pm On Oct 04, 2019

blueghost:
Mr man what's the world population ?

u are u talking about the world population there is one jobless Bros in my compound that can have sex 15 times a day. So do the mathematics since u think u are smart

NYSC › Re: Corper With Twin Babies: How I Went In For NYSC Vs How I Came Out by Longcucumber(m): 2:52pm On Oct 04, 2019

Do u know
Do u know that 5.5 trillion sexual activities occur every day.
I just want u people to know that people are really fuuckiing with reckless abandon.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AZ Alkmaar Vs Manchester United : Europa League (0 - 0) On 3rd October 2019 by Longcucumber(m): 7:04pm On Oct 03, 2019

Man u is the most useless team ever.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Inter Milan : UCL (2 - 1) On 2nd October 2019 by Longcucumber(m): 8:12pm On Oct 02, 2019

Barca Wan cast guys business today.

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Politics › Re: Lagos’s Chequered History: How It Came To Be The Megacity It Is Today by Longcucumber(m): 12:28pm On Oct 02, 2019

Who dash monkey banana.mtchweeew. Some people don't even know the meaning of mega city. Nonsense and buhari shrink balls.

Travel › Re: Keke Napep Loaded With Too Many Bamboo by Longcucumber(m): 4:06pm On Oct 01, 2019

People day o and things are really happening

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Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan & Wife, Farida Fasasi Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary by Longcucumber(m): 11:50am On Oct 01, 2019

Foreign Affairs › Re: President Nayib Bukele Takes A Selfie At 74th UNGA by Longcucumber(m): 2:17pm On Sep 28, 2019

slawomir:
Just for that act he has become unserious abi?
Sometimes it is good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated
That is why most of the time i smile and do what gives me joy by smoking weed, Banging ladies, drinking alcohol and also trying to make money because life itself is very funny

my brother from another mother.
Double tuale sir

Career › Re: Legal Advice Seriously Needed Before I Commit Suicide. by Longcucumber(m): 2:07pm On Sep 28, 2019

AbelAbdul:
Hello house. Some of you might be familiar with this username. I'm the guy who was on this platform months ago asking which of the cars to buy and start a transport business b/w toyota and honda.

Thanks to moderator who moved the topic to fp and i got the answer i needed.

I bought a vehicle 'bus 18seater' and kicked off the business. The business has been filled with pains and joy but i always keep my head up.

Two days ago the car failed break so i parked it by the road hoping to return the next day with a mechanic since it was night. Coming the next day, electric pole and fence fell on the bus and damaged it beyond repairs.

The cause of the accident is as a result of the gutter a construction company dug.

Should i sue d company? What should i do. Am confused and depressed. 60% of the money i used in buying the bus was a loan. I haven't paid it.

Pls lawyers in nl advice me.

your mumu Don ripe kpatakpata.

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