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Celebrities › Re: Check Out The Photos Of The Most Beautiful Face In Anambra by Lordave: 7:35am On May 11, 2015
jessiecah:
So because it's a girl that said it, it's nau jealousy? If it were a guy, u won't complain o, instead you'll join him and bash undecided
That girl no fine? Wetin do her? She no deserve miss Nigeria?


And before you accuse me wrongly, you done ever see me dey bash responsible girls on Nairaland?
Crime › Re: There Was No Assassination Attempt On Me – Ifeanyi Ubah by Lordave: 7:14am On May 11, 2015
Just imagining what would have happened to Ifeanyi Ubah Football Club

The man juju still fresh
Celebrities › Re: 2015 Bob Marley Day: Remembering A Legend Who Died 34 years ago by Lordave: 7:06am On May 11, 2015
Could you be loved
And be love
Don't let them fool ya
Or even try to school ya. Oh, no!




LOVE WOULD NEVER LEAVE US ALONE, A-yin the darkness there must come out to light



Legend, I no like egbo and they say na egbo kill you. But why I love you more than my immediate ex na wetin me I no understand undecided
RIP
Celebrities › Re: Check Out The Photos Of The Most Beautiful Face In Anambra by Lordave: 6:47am On May 11, 2015
pretydiva:
So na dis gal so win d most biuriful face in anambra huhdiaris godooo
Chai!
Women and Jealousy
Celebrities › Re: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Presenter Frank Edoho & Wife Loved Up In New Pics by Lordave: 11:37pm On May 10, 2015
Frank why?

You could've done better.

More importantly, your hairline is gradually moving backwards and desert encroachment is imminent.
Caution your barber.
Celebrities › Re: Illuminati Controls America & Controls You(proof With Pics),you Will Be Shocked by Lordave: 10:35pm On May 10, 2015
iamrealdeji:
get lost
You must be a douchebag if you thought you would only have people with your ret@rded mentality contribute on this thread.

For Kraist's sake, are you sane at all? You think you can just bully whoever doesn't consent with your mind?
Ara agba kwala gi o!
Celebrities › Re: Illuminati Controls America & Controls You(proof With Pics),you Will Be Shocked by Lordave: 10:25pm On May 10, 2015
iamrealdeji:
what is he saying? Dude doesn't even understand what he himself is saying,but he wanted to say something,If you like,you can turn to atheist,who cares
You are under slavery
Celebrities › Re: Illuminati Controls America & Controls You(proof With Pics),you Will Be Shocked by Lordave: 9:33pm On May 10, 2015
Only those enslaved in religions will consent totally to this article.

The only thing I agree on is the issue of moral decay, like the reference you made to Kim Kardashian, I mean the height of moral decay in our society is terribly alarming.

But you can only get the religious believe Kanye West, Eminem, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Rihanna, Ronaldo and Beckham are agents of the devil through illuminati, I repeat, ONLY THE RELIGIOUS!



Free your mind from slavery (religion) and you will discover that the devil is your mind, you alone have control over yourself.
Nairaland General › Re: Chinese Billionaire Takes 6,400 Staff On Holiday To Paris; Costs Him About $50m by Lordave: 8:48pm On May 10, 2015
Misplaced Charity
Education › Re: See The Hilarious Instructions A Lecturer Left His Msc Students During An Exam by Lordave: 8:42pm On May 10, 2015
temitemi1:
I surely need my classes to read this cool
If you need your classes to read the instructions what will you need to answer the questionshuh
Education › Re: See The Hilarious Instructions A Lecturer Left His Msc Students During An Exam by Lordave: 8:39pm On May 10, 2015
5. It's good to have a lot of beautiful options in life but all questions are compulsory here.



Hitler will claim to be a saint if he sees this cheesy




The questions don't sound like engineering questions, but what do I know about Engineering undecided
Forum Games › Re: Who Is Actually Wearing The Trousers? by Lordave: 3:26pm On May 10, 2015
[quote author= post=33602453]It's the girl


The trousers look too skinny to be worn by a guy[/quote]You are wrong, it's the girl.

Can't you see the second leg?
Forum Games › Re: Who Is Actually Wearing The Trousers? by Lordave: 3:23pm On May 10, 2015
It's the girl


The trousers look too skinny to be worn by a guy
Education › Re: 20 Ways Candidates Cheat During Exams by Lordave:
Writing on ceilings and fans

Writing on ceiling fans and ceilings is one form of cheating during an examination that is gradually becoming a pastime among candidates. It is usually accomplished long before the commencement of the exams. The concept is to pass off the written expo as graffiti scribbled by errant pupils.






Just imagine how many degrees this Itiboribo might have turned his head/neck in just 2 mins after NEPA restored power cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: PIX: Former Ghana President, J.J Rawlings Strolling Without Security In Accra by Lordave:
For a former president to be strolling without security, he must have not offended anyone during his tenure, his mind is clean and not contaminated





But how do we know he is Rawlins?

Don't forget we have Obama look alike in Nigeria. I can post a side picture of Nkem Owoh in a movie scene and title it 'Obama strolling in Detroit without security'


This is a scene in the movie, 'Blood Money', that man is Zach Orji!
Education › Re: Advice Needed, Is Kegite A Social Club Or Cult Group? by Lordave: 9:57am On May 10, 2015
I wonder why people find it difficult to stay on their own, or better still, just have a little group of meaningful friends rather than seeking for where to gain unnecessary attention/popularity?
When I'm not busy at all I can just stay home all day with just few reasonable and exciting visitors, towards evening me and my guys will look for where to play 'monkey post'.
The way I enjoy myself with my few friends always keep me wishing that people like the OP will stop looking for a large group of people to catch fun with, because that's unarguably how these fetish cults sprang up.



There's nothing more exciting than enjoying what you like with a few meaningful friends
Politics › Re: Ogun State Assembly Speaker Mr Adekunbi Abandons Victims Of Ghastly Accident(Pic by Lordave: 9:31am On May 10, 2015
IMPEACHMENT


boolet:
Really, he couldn't have don't more than calling the FRSC, and I'm sure with discretion must've done that. Do you expect his inspection of the accident victims or feigned show compassion to change anything?
Are you his media aide?

How can you say he couldn't have done mor than calling the FRSC?
I believe the least fund he misappropiated/embezzled this month alone can foot the hospital bills of the whole victims.

Is health care free in Ogun state?
Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date A Calabar Girl by Lordave: 12:09am On May 10, 2015
"Why should a child have 'BONG' in it's name? "



cheesy
Celebrities › Re: If You Think This Woman Is Enjoying A Nice Swim In The Pool, Think Again by Lordave: 11:43pm On May 09, 2015
MOUA:
HOW CAN I POST IT IN FRONT PAGE GUYS
*FALLS FROM OKADA* cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Victor Eni Won Borough Council Seat, UK Election 2015(pic) by Lordave:
tonychristopher:
Nna

Kedu ihe m ga ekwu ? Akwa ndi ofe manu juru London na anya taxi ...next they will say lagoon or we hosted you


Igbo we know are light years ahead ...no wonder they want out of this help hole



God I am grateful for making me igbo ....so many role models so many contacts


Dalu
Lol
This probably the funniest tribalistic comment I've read since this year cheesy cheesy

I si ha juru London na anya taxi?

Anwuola m! cheesy
Fashion › Re: Ladies Can You Rock This Hairstyle?????????????? by Lordave: 9:05pm On May 09, 2015
Chei!

This one na female Elisha onye isi nkwocha!
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Barber Found Out A Customer Is Doing To His Lover by Lordave: 2:28pm On May 09, 2015
It was funny when I heard it 9 years ago.
Sports › Re: NPFL: Rangers Vs Heartland (1 - 0) On 10th May 2015 by Lordave: 2:27pm On May 09, 2015
We will put our recent abysmal display behind us and show the world why we're the only team to have won more matches on the road this season.



1-3 to Heartland
Sports › Re: NPFL: Rangers Vs Heartland (1 - 0) On 10th May 2015 by Lordave: 2:22pm On May 09, 2015
Spartans!!!


Up HEARTLAND!
Sports › Re: NPFL: Sunshine Stars Vs Shooting Stars (2 - 0) On 10th May 2015 by Lordave: 1:31pm On May 09, 2015
Would be a boring match, no doubt
Celebrities › Re: Brymo Celebrates His 29th Birthday by Lordave: 10:29am On May 09, 2015
Though not Yoruba and can hardly understand a word in the hit track, Ara, whenever I'm listening to it I always have this view that this song should've won a Grammy award cheesy

So much love that song, the beat is classic.




Make una no vex, the guy no be Naija Based again?
Politics › Re: Shekau Flees Nigeria by Lordave: 10:14am On May 09, 2015
lastpage:
When SOLDIERS begin to tell long tales and give us a thousand excuses of why and how the enemy escaped, then you should know they have become POLITICIANS! grin grin grin


Lastpage!
I'm telling you, I stopped taking them seriously 10 decades ago
Politics › Re: Don’t Pay For Bail Again—police IG Warns Nigerians by Lordave: 10:05am On May 09, 2015
He should be very serious about this.
The first reasonable step that should be take to curtail this barbaric act in the NPF is making sure illiterates are not recruited into the force.






He should make sure the officers in charge of bail have a well knowledge of the law.

And the salaries of our officers should be duly paid.
Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Allows Man Feel Her Butt (PHOTO) by Lordave: 9:56am On May 09, 2015
Kim be like:

" Shey I tell you, no be silicon na follow come"

grin
Business › Re: Dangote Cannot Afford To Buy Arsenal Football Club – Etcetera by Lordave: 9:29am On May 09, 2015
Atmmachine:
Do you know how much a player is paid per week ??
To be honest, Dangote is too broke to buy [size=30pt]ARSENAL FC[/size]
He can even afford to buy [size=30pt]PORTSMOUTH FC[/size]
You actually don't know what you're talking about.

Is Abramovich paying Chelsea players with his money alone? What happens with the money realised from Adidas and Samsung sponsorship?
What about other merchandising and Ticket sales?

The money from TV Rights and other adverts on the electronic advert boards?



Dangote has got the money coupled with guts and succinct acumen.

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