₦airaland Forum

niggi4life:
what has being a brokeass guy have to do with all the listed above? Or you are just adding it up as what the girls wouldn't wanna tell you?

marieolae:
Dis man finer dan me sef. D world is comin to an end

goldfish80:
Such a beauty to behold. Now I understand why most guys on Jerry springer show date trannies for months without knowing they had sex change. I stand to be corrected but I think God Himself being the numero uno scientist would be proud of this transformation. Kudos to the surgeon responsible for this piece of art.
And for the record, this tranny is prettier than 95%of nairaland babes anyone who thinks otherwise is not honest.

EdCure:
I have volunteered to open a fund-raising thread for the treatment of your chronic mental disorder.

BTW, thanks for the info @Cramjones.

bladyloadedtk:
A Brazilian man was left in total shock when removed a huge live fish from his intestine.
During the operation, a surgeon pulled out the eel-like fish known to grow up to a length of 125cm, which had apparently burrowed into the man’s body.

Miraculously, the fish was still very much alive when it was removed – and can be seen wriggling around.
The creature later had to be euthanised, according to the Brazilian news website
The unidentified man, who has recovered from the operation made a formal complaint after staff at the Hospital Universitário in Londrina filmed the surgery.
The video of him and the fish, known locally as a piramboia, has become a viral sensation after it was posted on the website Live Leak.

During the operation, doctors can be heard laughing as the wriggling fish is surgically removed and one is heard to say: “This one is for the history”, while another adds: “I have just sent the photo by mail.” He Saidbr

TheSonOfMark:
. Lame reply, weak comeback.
Next time you quote a random fellow to type poo, make sure you are word enough to withstand his/ her lexical retribution.

I'll rather reserve my words to engage in logomachies with more intellectual and deserving folks - simpletons like you bore me out.

***Continues to cheer the ongoings at the stadium***

TheSonOfMark:
Lol. Ndito eka mmi, the Lordave boy obviously thought 'cause we Akwa-Ibomites are known to be peaceful, we'll take any swipe at our state (subtle or blatant) lying low.
He just got served!

By the way, it's been fun at the stadium all through. The excitement is at fever pitch...but I dey seriously dehydrate for here o. If I stand up go buy drinks one Charlie fit take up my position. No, I'm sitting it out.

LONG LIVE AKWA-IBOM STATE!

TheSonOfMark:
.My hood is already buzzing. From Ikpa road to Abak road (OBJ road) to Aka road to Oron road - same buzz.
My friends and I will sure be in attendance, 10.00am prompt! My lecturers in the department can get angry at me for skipping lectures tomorrow if they want but nufin is stopping TheSonOfMark from attending.

This feeling is great, I'm proud of my state! History here I come!

swagwu:
who is the team coach?

Rexxie:
u wunna count on ur evilforrest badluck n try n see if u cud get that pencil diick active somehow,someway on here,huh? Bloody priick,ur stench n ugliness preceeds ya..moreso that papa ajasco of a bald head..

cramjones:
This bastard decided to post this very insensitive things because he supports a failure. Moderator ban this bastard for life!

-CRAMJONES

abacrested:
The president is the leader of Ecowas which Burkina Faso is a member. It's his responsibility to make sure they return to civilian rule. I see nothing wrong in that besides boko haram is a self inflicted war by the north. How can you wake up one day to start killing your siblings sponsored by your elites and expect the president to kill himself for the north east. He is the president of the whole country and leader of Ecowas. Let the elites, traditional, religious and political leaders of North East call their almajiris to order. Must we always blame the president for all our problems? Their are people closer to this insurgents than the president. With sincerity they can put an end to this mess just like GEJ and SS leaders did during militancy. Besides, why did the militants not murder their people during the Struggle? During the biafra war,more than 5 thousand Igbo youth were murdered by the north with the help of the west, now the north has been turned against themselves by the spirit of those innocent Igbo. This is payback time for the north and the president does not want to worsen the killings by odering the army to do the Odi style. If you care so much for this people, go to Mubi and fight, die a hero for me I don't give a damn,let them wipe out themselves if it will bring peace,enough of this insults to the person of the president.

Rexxie:
Foools will always find fault,foools will always complain..
VIVA GEJ

peziz:
Not all. Just some, probably 10 out of the list and I must tell you I got that particular brother

Elinob:
Sex is that beautiful dream sequence that happen between tender kissing and waking and with make up on. In real life it's like slapping steaks together in musty caller.
1, The puddle u cuddle in: when u ave sex ur lady get wet and ur pathetic premature finale probably adds to the disgusting cocktail u'll be falling asleep in afterwards.
2,Boob farts: sometime when you' re in the missionary position the slapping together of two chest create a real unattractive squeezed fart sound that's not as funny as it might.
3,You are thinking too hard: if u think too hard, you won't get that way. Stop concentrating on making your flagpole rise or you will surely let down nation with your half mast.

Jarus:
Agreed. Compared to the time of Eto'o, Drogba, Weah, and even El-Hadji Diouf, Kanu, Adebayor, Kanoute, Yaya Toure. Those guys were clearly outstanding in the years they won it

peziz:
So true, I've done some of these before.

Tolexander:
fixed!

raumdeuter:
I hope Mochengladbach take their place next season and in the future maybe RB Leipzig can be the replacement

mattkelly:
And there they go..Always wanting to enforce their stupid religious teaching on people..Yet,we are nothing but a Bunch of Religious but yet UNGodly people..always shouting religion all over but they have the most repulsive behaviour..Nonesense