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Make una no worry. Okani headless body dey with me now.

They say share the funniest lie your ex or present partner told you and some of you dey lie join the lies.
Pathetic!

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where can I find it?

Going by the name of the Truck driver and his passengers, I'm not suprised by what happened.

omenka: The MoU was signed in 2011 and not 2009, so I don't know where u got that from. Secondly, the Union had embarked on strike over this same issue in feb 2012. What has the government been doing since then? Sittin on their oars and waiting for the problem to resolve itself as they usually do I guess.

Lastly, Government is about continuity sir. The FGN is the FGN regardless of who occupies the office. Yar'Aadua signed it not as Yar'Adua but as the Federal government. Obasanjo wasn't the one who got us into a bad debt situation with the Paris club, but he paid them off anyways. Follow my drift? They are striking against the FG and not Jonathan.

The govt knew they wernt going to honour the agreement, why didn't they renegotiate the terms? We should learn to call a spade a spade.

they had an initial agreement with FG and that's in 2009.
However, I still think that FG should be given time to review whatever agreement they reached, cuz some of the things they are asking for are awkwardly ridiculous. I don't know why their retirement age should be extended to 70 years while we have a handfull of those they taught in school looking for a post to occupy.
And again, embarking on an indefinite strike would not give them the desired result, neither would it do any good to our students, cuz it's nothing to do with most of the govt officials who have their children in various high institutions abroad. They could have sort out their grievance with the FG in many other ways rather than embarking on a strike.
FG as well should listent to them as soon as possible to save our youths from a beleaguered future.

Pep Guardiola's first game in charge of Bayern Munich ended in a 15-1 victory against a local supporters' club.

- Blog: World watches Pep

Bayern took on a Wildenau Weiden Fans' XI in a friendly match on Saturday in front of 11,000 spectators as Guardiola embarked on his preparation ahead of the 2013-14 season.

The Spanish coach named captain Philipp Lahm, Thomas Muller and Manuel Neuer in his starting XI while Toni Kroos and Franck Ribery both came on at the break.

Muller was on target in the first half with Kroos finding the back of the net in the second, but it was youngster Patrick Weihrauch, a player tipped to emerge under Guardiola, who stole the show with four goals.

Jan Kirchhoff, meanwhile, made his debut in the back four following his move from Mainz.

Mario Gotze has hailed Bayern Munich as the best team in the world after completing his37 million move from Borussia Dortmund.


Gotze, 20, has already won two Bundesliga titles, the DFB-Pokal and reached the Champions League final during his time at Dortmund but he is confident of stepping up a level after arriving in Bavaria with Treble winners Bayern.



"It's the complete package, team, coach, philosophy and perspective," he told the club's official website." I play for the best club in the world now what a challenge!"



Gotze's arrival follows hot on the heels of new manager Pep Guardiola, who has already begun to make a positive impression around the club.



"He seems very easy-going and is very friendly to the players," Gotze added. "He will push us very far."



A hamstring injury ruled Gotze out of the Champions League final and he hasn't been able to return to training yet. As such he has not even been able to consider what role he will play as Bayern prepare to defend their three titles.



"I have to get in shape first and start training," he said. "Everything else is a decision of the coach, which he will take later on.



"I've only been here for a couple of days now and could not take part in team training yet. But I am looking forward to the day I can really start."



That day could still be two weeks away, with the young Germany international planning his rehabilitation on a day-to-day basis.



"The muscle feels a lot better now" he said. "We decide on a daily basis what I am able to do, at the moment I am working on the bicycle ergometer".



He added: "[I hope] to start running in the next two weeks and to return to team training another two weeks later."



Leaving for Bayern was a controversial move which shocked the Dortmund players, fans and management but Gotze insists it was the right move for his career.



He said: "I grew up there and played all the youth teams at Borussia. I had to leave a lot of friends and family behind."



But he is looking forward to the new experiences ahead. "I made this move out of conviction" Gotze makes clear "I want to make the next step in my career at FC Bayern."

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]you guys are pathetic it makes me sick....this happened in Ghana...someone through something on his girlfriend and she was

very very upset about it so he was trying to calm her down....she was even taking out her anger on him but still he was

just telling her to let it go and calm down...it took the guy like 40 minutes to get her to calm down but she did....These

guys are not mad you people are mad.....all they have is mental disabilities and need medication which they are not

receiving...coming over here making fun of people showing each other love...then you'll go to church and beg God to answer

your prayers...make me sick....[/quote]sharrap there!!

omenka: And you think that vindicates or justifies the government's sloppyness?

A responsible man honours his agreements. It is as simple as that. I wonder when we would be bold enough to rise up in this country and demand that we be paid what is duely ours by the government. Look at what is going on in Egypt and Brasil, those folks don't take sh1t from the government.

Unless we take what is ours by force (as opposed to violence), we'd continue being tossed around by thesame people who ought to do our biddings, like a yoyo.

Time to act is now. We need a National non partisan figure to lead this march. Things arnt just anywhere close to where they ought to be in this potentially overly powerfull nation.

and you should not also forget that they signed that MoU in 2009, to the best of my knowledge that was in Yar'Adua's tenure, you don't just expect FG to implement whatever agreement they reached. As it's supposed to be, ASSU have to give this present administration time to review that MoU.

The girl looks like someone on nairaland

[quote author=Garri_Activist]but you believe di big, fat liar abi? In a sane country dat b'tch should dead by hanging or firing squad by now.[/quote]for what?

They are now against themselves.
I only wish it doesn't escalate to a civil war.

Only the handouts they sell in some universities are enough to cover up the amount of money they are demanding from FG.

This action has been long over due.
Anyway, kudos to GEJ's administration.

Nigeria can never be broke, not in GEJ's tenure.
Thunder fire Sahara lieposters!

bot101: You are totally heartless, at least have sympathy for your fellow man

what sympathy are you talking about? They would never win that case.
Unless you are talking about sympathizing with them on a lost case.

The people/group that spearheaded this idea of suing Edo state govt are just wasting a hell of a time. They could have made a meaningful thing with the money they are paying their solicitors.

IvyBlue: Toolz ,curves will always win!

you called that a curve?

What's that behind Toolz, is it an as$?

What's sexual about about those pictures?
Abeg make we hear word jorh!

I still love her.

JOYCEOUS: Lol! wat's d difference?

if there is no difference you wouldn't have been trying so hard to perfect it.

Amaaskia: Sweetie I didn't ask what you'd want. Wake up!

You have to pour me a cold water.

JOYCEOUS: Maxwello! If @ al u bite, na s h e e t go full ur mouth.

you think say na dat sign post wey you carry for back?

Amaaskia: omg not big like an elephant oooo
its um round, fleshy, caramel and delicious you'd want a bite

Me, I'd want a swallow!

Amaaskia: LOL *big hug, of course with space between* :-)

chai! This gurl no go kill me!! Babe reduce that space, get closer make I exploit you the way wey Britain take exploit 9ja.
Wetin concern me with wether Nigeria dey happy or not.

Amaaskia: FACT! I'm a very happy person. *catwalks away, shaking ass*

Akwa Ibom chicks never disappoint.
I dey feel that thang babe.

May God grant me and GEJ the strength to crush our enemies this month.
Amen!
Happy new month to beautiful girls in the house and GEJ warriors.

chidindufrank: 72 fat pen1s that would sire her day and night in heaven non-stop action packed pleasure. Ika na amu amu?

mba oka na otu otu.

mike404: My question still remain, if a man gets 72 [houries/virgins] in Jannah, then what do women
get

this girl fine o.
na your sister be that?