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Politics › Re: Imagine Is Happened Now by Lordave: 9:28pm On Jan 17, 2018
Very stupid thread to heighten sentiments in favour of your failed dùllard of Daura.

Let me tell you bluntly, if all what you listed there happened under Buhari, Buhari will end up like Abacha, go ask Al-Mustapha.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Air Force Drone Hits Boko Haram Terrorists Target In Sambisa Forest. by Lordave: 9:20pm On Jan 17, 2018
dheilaw1:
at least we are seeing the result. PDP and Jonathan couldn't justify $2.1b
I guess the result is incessant killings by Fulani Herdsmen and unending bombing of defenceless people by the same Boko Haram in Borno.
Crime › Re: Delta Vigilante Group Arrests Security Guards For Robbing Phone Store by Lordave: 9:17pm On Jan 17, 2018
Hand them over to Fulani Herdsmen Sharp sharp, no time to waste on nonentities.
Crime › Re: 2 Gombe Deputy Governor Impersonators Remanded In Prison (Photos) by Lordave: 9:15pm On Jan 17, 2018
fulaniHERDSman:
They have done nothing wrong. Our politicians also still from us. Its even better to impersonate or rob politicians. Kindly release the innocent men cool cool
You would also agree your brothers in Benue has done nothing wrong murdering Omenka's kinsmen in cold blood because your patrons Usman Dan Fodio and his grand son, Ahmadu Bello charged them to do so.
Politics › Re: Emeka Kalu, DG Atiku Agenda 2019 In A Meeting With Atiku (Photos) by Lordave: 9:30am On Jan 17, 2018
Thickcok01:
Igbo people useless ehh, they keep making watery noise and at the same time make themselves political slaves to hausas and yorubas. When will igbo race be liberated from noise making and follow follow politics?
So you have the audacity to call all entire ethnic group useless just because you can afford data and type on nairaland abi?
Politics › Re: Is Sense Finally Falling On The Igbos And The Yorubas? by Lordave: 11:35pm On Jan 16, 2018
uzeba:
I can't just comprehend how educated and business minded people allowed an illiterate to rule over them....
I hope we have learnt our lessons.

note: I am not an igbo guy, nor a Yoruba guy nor Hausa...
Then you quietly fùck off the thread you slimy scum. This thread is not about blames but you've stupidly done what the OP is preaching against.
What you just did there is a recipe for derailing and ethno-tribal rants on this precious thread.

I hope tribal warlords will shield their swords and ignore you fùck head.
Education › Re: My Sojourn Of 4 Years In Obafemi Awolowo University: Signing Out Pictures' by Lordave:
Congratulations bro.

I heard you studied mathematics, Trapezium, pentagon, octagon and hexagon, please which one is the shape of your head?

I want to use it as project topic. sad

And why is your hairline like the 'Y' in Nigeria coat of arm? angry
Science/Technology › Re: Chicken Dies After Killing A Snake While Trying To Protect Its Babies. Photos by Lordave: 11:06pm On Jan 16, 2018
BluntBoy:
You people are so scared of snakes that you make them look so powerful. Two mortal strikes on its head is enough to take that snake out. I have seen a chicken battle with a dog and make the dog run away. Hens, especially with chicks, are always overly protective and vicious. Even hawks know this.
With which beak? A hen's beak or an eagle's, falcon and owl?
Science/Technology › Re: Chicken Dies After Killing A Snake While Trying To Protect Its Babies. Photos by Lordave: 11:03pm On Jan 16, 2018
FTBOY:
you mean kites and hawks, not eagles. if an eagle attacks, especially bald eagle, it would most probably choose the mother hen, not the chicks, coz it's bigger. eagles prey on monkeys, deers, goat, small wild cats and dogs, etc. eagles attack even full-grown wolves at times. it would lift them up and drop them just to hurt them or probably kill them so they can feed.
Exactly bro.

It's unbelievable seeing people believe that a hen can kill a snake that size angry
Science/Technology › Re: Chicken Dies After Killing A Snake While Trying To Protect Its Babies. Photos by Lordave: 10:58pm On Jan 16, 2018
dont8:
I've seen it severally, don't even argue it. Ask around, eagles are always afraid of hen with chicks.

I've seen where an hen after an eagle took the chick, the hen flew and caught up with the eagle; the eagle didn't have choice than to drop the chick.
Tales!

You probably saw a hawk or kite not an eagle, if it were an eagle it would go for the mother hen not even the chicks.
Science/Technology › Re: Chicken Dies After Killing A Snake While Trying To Protect Its Babies. Photos by Lordave: 10:29pm On Jan 16, 2018
dont8:
Yes you're the only one. If you have ever seen where an hen that just hatched her egg chased human or an eagle, you'll know they can kill a snake cos they're always furious and dangerous and that applied to other animals as well.
Hen chase an eagle?

You must be kidding bro!

That hen didn't kill that snake, it's impossible.
Romance › Re: How I Caught My Cheating Fiancee During The Christmas Holiday by Lordave: 6:26am On Jan 08, 2018
uboneak:
Hmmm..bro...you wrote 'as a smart girl...which she feels she is'....'. Yes...indeed she is. Infact smarter than you I'm sorry to say. But not for the traffic, what would you have known? Immediately she started telling you concerns about them bringing someone else into the room....your question to her would have been, what exactly is her business if they bring or not? Yes, they were rude, ok..you don't patronise them anymore or lodge a complaint. Lets even leave the cheating, what if that room was burgled? You think you won't have questions to answer? Well..I'm sorry to hear what happened. I myself have 'spent time' with my girl in the morning...and come evening..she was receiving somewhere else (that one weak me). It turns out she was the one who even paid for the hotel that evening cos the guy promised to pay back but never did (a guy who couldn't even afford to pay the night bills). But anyways...life continues!!
Another Homepage material!

Oga Neak, abeg don't forget to mention me when you finally put your story on Nairaland, your own sounds genuine and interesting.
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy New Year by Lordave: 8:32am On Jan 01, 2018
I was at work and still at work sad
Politics › Re: Fuel Crisis Blackmailers Will Be Punished - President Buhari by Lordave: 8:12am On Jan 01, 2018
ChidiAlaigbo:
Ode, is it by force to do petroleum business? If they can operate profitably then they should get out of the business. The saboteurs should be found and Punished!
The fùck are you sayinghuh
Politics › Re: Treat Gunshot Wounds First, Ask Questions Later — Buhari by Lordave: 8:07am On Jan 01, 2018
TrueSenator:
Misplaced energy........always mistiming angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
You must be crazy, and it's very bad your craziness is still effective in this 2018.

Learn when to put sentiments aside and appreciate a positive improvement.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Man In His Farm In Taraba, Butcher & Kill Him (Graphic) by Lordave: 10:15am On Dec 04, 2017
It shall never be well with anybody on Nairaland who thinks Buhari is a worthy president despite his silence on issues like this.
This news alone is enough to reset the brain of the most idiotic political zombie.

Alas, if after or during these Fulani terrorists menace someone rears his ugly cursed head to openly or even secretly declare support for Buhari, the blood of these victims will forever haunt that bastàrd, Fulani herdsmen will visit that person.
And we will read about it here.
Useless country, bloodsucking president.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Carries A Crippled Woman As She Visits The Physically Challenged by Lordave: 10:13am On Dec 04, 2017
Lexusgs430:
If only she carried her husband like this, she would still be married.....
You people place too much importance on marriage, why?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Carries A Crippled Woman As She Visits The Physically Challenged by Lordave: 10:11am On Dec 04, 2017
That hug, looks like she's evading the stench emanating from the poor lucky woman.
Crime › Re: Female Kidnapper Caught In Oyo, Stripped Unclad By Mob (Photos) by Lordave: 10:05am On Dec 04, 2017
How am I gonna fùck today, I just lost the appetite.
Webmasters › Re: Bloggers Converge For Gala And Awards Event In Abuja by Lordave: 10:03am On Dec 04, 2017
So bloggers are now selling gala?

Seun shey na Meaty you go share for us, cos na that one I like.
Crime › Re: How I Became A Slave In Libya – Nigerian Victim by Lordave: 10:01am On Dec 04, 2017
teamsynergy:
y don't you go to libya and share your experience..... most Wont even watch he video, but r always eager to have a pov
What are you saying?
Does he look like he went through all that he narrated? Mind you I didn't say he was lying.
Crime › Re: How I Became A Slave In Libya – Nigerian Victim by Lordave: 9:36am On Dec 04, 2017
He doesn't look like he went through all what he narrated.
Sports › Re: "Agali Is Eagles’ Chief Scout For Russia 2018" - Gernot Rohr by Lordave: 9:07am On Nov 21, 2017
MrFly:
which curse? Romario was droped by scolari in 2002 and Brazil WON THE CUP. Raul was droped in 2008 and spain won the cup.
I hope Nigeria won the World Cup in 2002.
Sports › Re: "Agali Is Eagles’ Chief Scout For Russia 2018" - Gernot Rohr by Lordave: 7:20am On Nov 21, 2017
Imagine someone getting dropped after scoring highest goal in qualifying series?

And you say the curse he laid upon the team will ever be broken?
Literature › Re: SaharaTV Special: A Tribute To Chinua Achebe (Video) by Lordave: 2:19pm On Nov 16, 2017
Sirheny007:
A true Legend.
A Pan African who paved way for other Africans.
The man who brought Igbo Culture and tradition to the world.
The flawless writer.
The greatest story teller.

I Read a lot of Heinemann's African writers series, and those guys would never forget Chinualumogu Albert Achebe in a hurry..especially Ngugi Wa Thiong'o
Your legacy lives on Sir.
"We do not bypass a man and enter into his compound" - Chinua Achebe
When shall we begin to immortalize our heroes? huh

BTW: I still maintain that "Things Fall Apart" is grossly Overrated.
"Arrow of God" is, and will continue to be his best work.
Even he tried to admit it in the preface of the revised second Edition.
angry
I agree with you but Things Fall Apart is not in anyway overrated, let alone being 'grossly' overrated.
As at the time when Things Fall Apart was published, nothing of such has ever come out of Africa, hence, the encomium it enjoys till tomorrow. Arrow of God itself is a masterpiece, but been Achebe's favourite doesn't translate to being his best work. Though different strokes for different folks.

If Things Fall Apart was published 5 years ago, it would still rank in the top ten best literary works from Africa.
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Business › Re: Dangote Sells Noodle Plants To Rival For N3.75bn by Lordave: 10:40am On Nov 16, 2017
kay29000:
Can Dangote be going broke? Impossible.
Impossible is Nothing.
Sports › Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: FIFA 2018 World Cup Qualifiers 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Lordave: 10:11pm On Nov 10, 2017
Nna na grasshopper we put for post o, no be goalkeeper.
Health › Re: HIV/AIDS Conspiracy Theories: Do You Believe The Virus Is Real? by Lordave: 10:48pm On Nov 09, 2017
It's real by I don't believe it can be contracted through Sexual intercourse cos I like deep skin.
Politics › Re: I Have Never In My Life Told A Lie Before – Lai Mohammed Claims by Lordave: 8:38pm On Nov 09, 2017
It's an instinct Mr Lai, you don't do it purposely, it just comes off you just like billy goats who have a natural urge to fúck every hole they smell, even their mothers'.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Dedicates Winners' Chapel VGC, Lagos, Built By A Single Member by Lordave: 8:25pm On Nov 09, 2017
Keneeby:
Bad belle and hatred will consume u. You can go and die who cares. Is it your money he use to built the church? nonsense
Pathetic you
Politics › Re: General Ironsi And Lt Colonel Fajuyi The Day Before They Were Killed (Photo) by Lordave: 8:22pm On Nov 09, 2017
I hope not to read betrayal, Afonja, IPOB, slave and master" bullshít on this thread from rude and disrespectful scallywags. You imps should let us reminisce on the pucture in peace.



But Ironsi was a foolish man, sha.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Presides Over The Armed Forces Council Meeting(photos) by Lordave: 7:23pm On Nov 09, 2017
yarimo:
BUHARI and securing life and property of Nigerians are like 5 and 6
So those people getting bombed and slaughtered in Maiduguri, Adamawa, Plateau and Benue are not Nigerians?

You must be high on Daura Kunu.

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