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Romance › Re: Did I Insult Her? by Lordave: 6:53am On May 06, 2018
goodman41:
There is this girl that sent me friend request on fb which i accepted her and she started chating me. Initially i was thinking she knew me but she didn't know me. The more we chat the more we like and baby each other. So, I invited her to another state i was residing which she accepted to come but on a condition that i will give her back any amount she spent as transport which i agreed and told her when she will be coming. After that she sent me text asking me what will i do to her if she comes, my mind was telling me that maybe she want us to go into sex chat how i am going to bleep her when she comes. But i needed a decent relationship with her bc am 35yr and needed to setle down with a decent girl so i try to iglor her question with another conversation but she still asked me again why do i want to see her i wanted to iglor this but i repplied her that i dont like the question that it looks childish to me and she got angry and repplied me "are you not a child?" and started sending nonsense stiker to me but i ve not repplied her till now. Pls did i insult her and how will i go back to our normal conversation?
Odion Ighalo, so you finally joined Nairaland to discuss this issue? Thought I told you to iglor it angry
Politics › Re: N24b Office Complex: Magu Shocked Me, Says Ex-efcc Chair Waziri by Lordave: 6:47am On May 06, 2018
deji17:
You self identify. You consume codeine and it has turned you into a zombie..
I know you're battling withdrawal symptoms now and that's why you've been yarning incoherent bùllshit all night in support of your dullard god aka 'Chinakwe's Dog'.

Let me help you by introducing you to coconut water, ask Sarrki and Omenka of its effect and thank me for delivering you.
Food › Re: Ojojo Recipe: How To Prepare Nigerian Ojojo (water Yam Fritters) by Lordave:
Yam and custard?

Isn't that an unbalanced diethuh
Politics › Re: N24b Office Complex: Magu Shocked Me, Says Ex-efcc Chair Waziri by Lordave: 6:35am On May 06, 2018
deji17:
You are already taking codeine this early morning..
Just as Christ died for the world, Codeine was banned because of you. It was banned so you won't continue living in Zombeism!
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Govt Spent N4.3tn To Service Debt Since 2015 by Lordave: 6:32am On May 06, 2018
Jesusloveyou:
The best president so far, fulfilling his obligation and keeping to his promise to the citizen .
Buhari is a failed silly old man who can't pay off the debts he cluelessly incurred upon this country since 1983 even till 2018.
What a shame he never wisely invested his loans.
Christianity Etc › Re: Remove The Unwanted Muslim Oath From My Signature MOD by Lordave: 6:21am On May 06, 2018
Gliding:
But, what happens to someone who was a Muslim but decided to convert to another faith?
Well, this is where Seun gets to be thoughtlessly stùpid!
I mean it's stùpid forcing people take a religious oath in this modern times, Nigeria is a secular state for Pete's sake this forum is just showcasing the world how irrational Nigerians can be.
Politics › Re: N24b Office Complex: Magu Shocked Me, Says Ex-efcc Chair Waziri by Lordave: 6:15am On May 06, 2018
deji17:
Projects initiated by OBJ were abandoned by Yar Adua /GEJ due to their short sightedness. That is people from the same party o...
Shat of your kwarrapt stinking mouth!

Dan banza kawai! angry
Politics › Re: Buratai's Convoy Intercepts Armed Bandits Along Numan - Yola Road by Lordave: 6:12am On May 06, 2018
4 were arrested and only done guns could be recovered?

Sorry as it stands now I only wish for Fulani Herdsmen with AK-47 get arrested and in short, roasted.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 6:07am On May 06, 2018
popizaino:
There was never a time Alaba was better than marcelo. If he is taking 2013 as case study when bayern won the ucl then we might as well agree that contrao too was better than marcelo because that was what mourinho made his fans to understand which is not true.
Alaba of 2012-2014 was better than Marcelo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 6:03am On May 06, 2018
raumdeuter:
Personally I will prefer Griezman to Dybala
Same but he will cost a lot more and the board may not approve that.

Who is more injury prone?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 1:46pm On May 05, 2018
The rumours about Dybala is heating up.

I would like him here.
Sports › Re: Liverpool Star Mo’ Salah Meets His Lookalike (Photos) by Lordave: 1:41pm On May 05, 2018
Emjay1310:
Who is sallah among the 2 of them?? I am waiting to see my look alike o. Let me be famous, they will show up for sure
Your look alike is David Alaba!

Check him out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 6:27pm On May 04, 2018
Ibime:
I haven't been watching Bundesliga but what Alaba showed me on Tuesday shows he still got it. I believe he lost focus on leftback duties some years back by trying to shoehorn himself into his preferred midfield position by fire, by force.

As for how Elruditor tried to link this conversation to Pep, my brain would pain me too much to try to decipher his logic
Same thought.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 5:59pm On May 04, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
Ball to hand is not a penalty

you guys need to give it up. it's over.

The next stage is acceptance...

acceptance of the fact that you are the new Celtic. grin
I'm not bitter about it, before the match ended I already said that I was happy with our performance.

I just saw the argument about the possible penalty incident and decided to give my opinion on the issue.
So whether we are the new Celtic or Old Lyon doesn't negate the fact that we are better than the Premier league best.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 7:39pm On May 03, 2018
A40:
Nihilist and Elrony are just trolling. They know better

See the penalty Liverpool just conceded at the death. Was it ball to yansh? Marcelo's offense was far more grevious but a sensible ref knows ball to hand can also be PKs especially in Marcelo's case
That was a clear penalty and not even up for debate.

Marcelo's hand was obviously hanging out, there's a reason sensible defenders always put their hands together behind them or crosses them through their chest.

WHEN IN THE CAUSE OF "DEFENDING A SHOT OR A CROSS" AND YOUR HANDS MAKE CONTACT WITH THE BALL WHILE THEY'RE NOT GLUED TO YOUR BODY, IT'S A FOUL

Look at the penalty awarded to Roma last night .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 11:38am On May 03, 2018
Ibime:
You talk as if Bayern of 2018 is anything remotely close to Bayern of 2014. Bayern of 2014 were arguably the best team in the world. Half that team won 2014 World Cup, they were back-to-back UCL finalists, defending UCL Champions and the most dominant UCL team with a peak Robbery, Muller, Kroos and the world's best 2 fullbacks at the time.

If Pep can disgrace Bayern of 2014 and Heynckes can play so well with Bayern of 2018, then we should all know who the fraud is.
A40 once said there was a time Alaba used to be better than Marcelo but someone disagreed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 11:31am On May 03, 2018
A40:
Mueller was a low key wasteman in this tie. He used to be our X-Factor in ties like this but these days he's just an X and a no-factor.

They should just give Kimmich the armband till Neuer returns. That boy is a lion! He and James are the only guys I really felt bad for in this tie
I think Tolisso and Thiago deserve some credit too, they worked their ass off, many interceptions.

We would have won the match only if Ribery knew when to pass the ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 9:59pm On May 01, 2018
A40:
I feel bad for Kimmich who has to carry these mental midgets like Lewandowski and the rest

3 goals and 2 came from our Right Back FFS
The guy was totally left at the mercy of Marcelo and whoever is attacking us through that flank.

Our Midfield did good, it's just the attacking 3 that cost of this final.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 9:24pm On May 01, 2018
Whatever the outcome might be, I'm glad tonight.
Travel › Re: Petrol Tanker On Fire In Eliozu, Port Harcourt (Photos) by Lordave: 5:07pm On May 01, 2018
Eliozu- Burying corpse angry
Computers › Re: "I Am Not Cooking Your Balls" - Laptops Protest by Lordave: 5:15am On May 01, 2018
I just don't like the heat angry
Politics › Re: Nnia Nwodo's House After Bomb Explosion (Photos) by Lordave: 12:42pm On Apr 30, 2018
Donpresh95:
An inconsistent person can't rule great Igbo RACE. Else the Ohaneze Youth will expel him and if he refuses, they uproot him with fire.

We ain't other tribe that is ready to lick Oba or Emir or Sultan poo even if he ain't doing well.

Long live Nnamdi Kanu. Eze ndị eze Biafra I ga adiriri He remans the only King whom Both Ohaneze ndị Igbo Both Youth and old, IPOB,Non IPOB,Non Igbos, Respects because he is untainted, Upright and straight forward.

God bless Ohamadike. If you quote me wrongly,go ahead and hug transformer
If at all you have a drop of Igbo blood in you, You're are very foolish person.
Only a retàrd like you will support such boko harm styled criminal act in Igboland.
You are a disgrace to your family and generation.

*Spits on you rotten brain*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 2:46am On Apr 26, 2018
A40:
Second leg na Tuesday oh. I don't know the miracle you're expecting. Let's just hope we can at least get Alaba back. I've written off Boateng and Robben for the second leg

See the Rafinha we want to give extension. He would be 34 next year. I don't know what is wrong with Uli and Kalle, is it that they can't see the fuckery that is going on? Anyway they hired Niko Kovac as the next coach so clearly they must be running out of ideas
I'm worried about Boateng and World cup.

Since Sammer left it has been from one wasted signing to another both managers and Players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 10:03pm On Apr 25, 2018
Unlimited22:
And this after he was the only one even trying to form activity.
Where were Muller and Lewandowski?
Where was Thiago?
We just can't keep up with his selfishness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 9:46pm On Apr 25, 2018
Let's wait and see the extent of the injuries bagged tonight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 9:45pm On Apr 25, 2018
Ribery has no business in Bayern.
Travel › Re: Immigration Moves To Implement ‘no National ID, No International Passport’ Polic by Lordave: 7:47am On Apr 25, 2018
Esseite:
What rubbish... didnt the incompetent NIMC say that only 2012/2013 are readily available and can't provide National id-cards for everyone?

Just imagine, 2012 registration is just ready in 2018. Dont they have medium of communication amongst its agencies before rushing to the press?
Please where did you get that information? I enrolled since June 2013 and I'm yet to receive a call or text message from NIMC on the availability of my card.
Education › Re: ‘I Sat For UTME Six Times’ – 26-year-old First Class Graduate by Lordave: 7:32am On Apr 25, 2018
BabangidaHamza:
The most senseless idiots I have ever seen in this world is Nigerian Ibo's.. Why didn't he studied there in Benue or you that there is no State or Federal University there? You claimed to be marginalised but you still go to the region whom you claimed they marginalised you.. Anyway Congrats bro!!!
I'm still trying to make sense out of your reply to the guy you quoted.

Are you sure you're not the 'most senseless idiot' ever?
Culture › Re: The Benin Bronzes by Lordave: 10:42pm On Apr 23, 2018
Oba EWUare, your attention is needed.
Politics › Re: Imo Government To Host Miracle And Nina #BBNaija by Lordave: 8:34am On Apr 23, 2018
Okorocha already has a statue for them in Government House
Car Talk › Re: Reasons Why Thick Tyres Are Better Than The Standard Models by Lordave: 7:13am On Apr 21, 2018
You should also give us reasons why tire-slippers are better than fancy leather slippers if you know what I mean wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: King Of Swaziland Renames Country Eswatini To Stop Being Confused With Swzerland by Lordave: 8:43am On Apr 20, 2018
martyns303:
Population of 1.3m only, hell of a small country.
Iceland has just about 1/4 of that population, what will you call Iceland?

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