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Christianity Etc › Re: 101 Scientific Facts In The Bible With Bible Passages To Back It It Up by Lordave: 10:39am On Oct 22, 2017

Of course the early scientists had a recognisable amount of contribution to the bible.

One thing that is certain is that neither you nor I can tell those who wrote and who compiled the bible.

Such a book skillfully scripted to define the life of many must at least, to a reasonable extent surely be in accordance with reality for it to reach a certain level of approval and acceptance.

What do you think?

Politics › Re: TRT World London: Ipob Second In Command Uche Mefor Speaks On Kanu's Whereabouts by Lordave: 10:37am On Oct 22, 2017

Malawian:
Old Roger is dead
And gone to his grave

Hm, ha,

Gone to his grave

They planted an apple tree
Over his head

Hm, ha,

Over his head.

The apples were ripe
And ready to drop

Hm, ha

Ready to drop

There came an east wind
A-blowing them off

Hm, ha

A-blowing them off

There came an old woman
A-picking them up

Hm, ha

A-picking them up

Old Roger got up

And gave her a knock

Hm, ha

Gave her a knock

Which made the old woman
Go hippity-hop

Hm, ha

Hippity-hop

So Kanu gave Buhari a knock and the knock made Buhari lose his sense of hearing

But dead men give no knocks.

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Politics › Re: 2019 Election: Our Support For Gov. Ortom Is 110 Percent — Benue’s Leaders by Lordave: 10:28am On Oct 22, 2017

Nigerians are the architectures of their own appalling predicaments.

Politics › Re: Where Is Nnamdi Kanu? by Lordave: 10:21am On Oct 22, 2017

We are better of this way without him.

If he had vigorously campaigned for restructuring rather than secession and ethnic antagonism, I would have made sure I attended every rally he held in that regard. But onwu na egbu nwa nkita anaghi ekwe ya ñuru isi nsi.

I don't wish him death, though I hope he comes back refined.

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Politics › Re: Turkish Police Pose In A Photo With IPOB Members (photos) by Lordave: 10:12am On Oct 22, 2017

Turkish police or Turkish Vigilantes?

Anyway, this present Biafra agitators are delusional. That useless radio Biafra facebook will soon tell another lie with this picture. At times I wonder if Lie Mohammed is the person behind that page.

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Romance › Re: See What A Child Posted On Facebook by Lordave: 10:47pm On Oct 21, 2017

That could be a grown up adult masquerading with the girls picture and posting naughty stuff just for attention.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea 'has The Missile Technology To Destroy US Carriers Near Its Shores' by Lordave: 10:35pm On Oct 21, 2017

North Korea's Foreign Ministry says Pyongyang's nuclear capabilities have come close to reaching a state of equilibrium with the United States.

Not possible, at least not in the foreseeable future.

Health › Re: My Wife & Others Have Abandoned Me – Man With Swollen Stomach by Lordave: 7:30am On Oct 21, 2017

Pathetic, what religion has done to us is fast becoming incurable.

Even Jesus Christ dined with all manner of people but here family and friends have abandoned this man, his pastor doesn't even bother about him. At this stage, his pastor and church should be the ones looking after him(if he attended church).

Wish you quick recovery.
More good fortunes to your niece.

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Crime › Re: 6 Fulani Herdsmen Killed And Beheaded And Their Heads Taken Away By Angry Villag by Lordave: 7:15am On Oct 21, 2017

Gross!

Foreign Affairs › Re: FBI Is Asking Facebook To Release The Details Of Anti Trump Protesters Account by Lordave: 7:11am On Oct 21, 2017

python1:
Pigs will support this because na US, if to say na naija, you go see dem dey grunt up and down in the name of "freedom of speech". Inferiority complex na una second name.

Are you sane at all?

How could a sane man wake up in the morning and start talking about pig, US and inferiority complex?

Better they consult the Oracle on your behalf before you enter gutter.

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Politics › Re: Pension Boss Secretly Recalled By PMB Administration-sahara Reporters by Lordave: 7:06am On Oct 21, 2017

They are now secretly recruitment corruption.

Are they tired of pighting kwarraption?

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Politics › Re: Buhari Has Lost The Trust Of The People,Says UK-Based Activist Kayode Ogundamisi by Lordave: 6:59am On Oct 21, 2017

PMD doesn't even have any trust for himself let alone the People's trust. When you know you're an empty can you know you're a nothing but an object of target practice for sporty little children.

Buhari knows he's just nothing but an object of experiment, Nigerians are practising "enduring hardship" with Buhari should in case he leaves Aso Rock and they happen to be tricked in voting in another clueless old dúllard as their president.

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Politics › Re: Attack On APC Govt: Presidency Hits Back At Jonathan by Lordave: 6:49am On Oct 21, 2017

So who then has the moral backing to criticise this joke of a government? Sarrki?

Useless government, so Tinubu, Amaechi, PMD, Oshi-M-Ole, Lie Mohammed all had the moral backing To criticise the Jonathan and his Administration but Jonathan has no moral backing to take his own shot?

Crime › Re: Fighter Helicopter Deployed To Plateau By Nigerian Air Force To Maintain Peace by Lordave: 11:45am On Oct 20, 2017

I hope they don't mistake innocent citizens for terrorist herdsmen.

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Pets › Re: Bomb-sniffing Dog Fired From CIA For Refusing To Sniff Bombs by Lordave: 8:17am On Oct 20, 2017

Manofvalor1:
Lulu say im no do again abi na by force? dem say fire as if lulu dey collect salary 4 d job,even if dem dey pay lulu for d job na lulu dey control d moni? lol

The dog collects salary and it's properly utilised on her.

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Car Talk › Re: Watch How 35 Firefighters Struggled To Tackle A Large Fire From A Burning Tesla by Lordave: 8:04am On Oct 20, 2017

Caseless:
just my thoughts. I don't know why oil producing nations are not fighting back to frustrate the electric car thing.

Probably because most oil producing countries don't have a-say, bar Saudi.

The West are the pioneers of electric cars and green tech.

Politics › Re: Rivers Government Gives SARS One Month Quit Notice To Vacate Obio/akpor (photos) by Lordave: 7:44am On Oct 20, 2017

biacan:
Time up

It's for developmental purpose.

Thought it was politically motivated.

Car Talk › Re: Watch How 35 Firefighters Struggled To Tackle A Large Fire From A Burning Tesla by Lordave: 7:35am On Oct 20, 2017

More oil revenue for Nigeria.

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Literature › Re: Writing Test by Lordave: 7:27am On Oct 20, 2017

After the Dark

Shadows in the Dark

Whatever mehn, but a nice piece.
Let me read again.

Politics › Re: Salaries Of Politicians & Civil Servants In Nigeria In Hilarious Photo by Lordave: 7:13am On Oct 20, 2017

Hofbrauhaus:
There is nothing the youths can do..Absolutely nothing.
Look at 2baba, look at nnamdi kanu. If you think There is anything the youths can do...let's hear!

Those ones are selfish and fraudulent.

Example of youths doing something is 100,000 of us laying siege at every government house in the 36 states of Nigeria at the same time, (don't we have the numbers? That's just 3.6m from our population of over 170m) let me see the bastard police or soldier that will shoot his brother of daughter.

We have never really shown or expressed our dissatisfaction with the pathetic system of governance we endure in this gods forsaken country of ours. Can't we borrow a leaf from our European, Asian and even middle east counterparts and ensure our collective privilege and future doesn't die with this present set of political robbers?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Founder Of Luciferian Church Converts To Christianity; Undergoes Baptism by Lordave: 6:58am On Oct 20, 2017

salt1:
I like your parody!

It not a parody, I refuting that claim with my heart and of course not bereft of facts.

Desist from such fallacies, it doesn't befit someone of your repute.

Politics › Re: Salaries Of Politicians & Civil Servants In Nigeria In Hilarious Photo by Lordave: 6:54am On Oct 20, 2017

But as usual we are only going to laugh about and curse over it here on the Internet while the status quo remains in reality.

What a fúcking docile number of youths Nigeria has got.

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Politics › Re: If I Become The President 50% Of My Minister, Advisers Will Be 40yrs - Fayose by Lordave: 6:36am On Oct 20, 2017

sarrki:
If . that's future tense

Just like PMD ministers soft spot for "will soon" whenever they dole out lies to their chronic Zombeism infested followers.

Christianity Etc › Re: Founder Of Luciferian Church Converts To Christianity; Undergoes Baptism by Lordave: 6:30am On Oct 20, 2017

Nonsense.

I worship in the church, though I'm in Nigeria now I can authoritatively tell you that what the OP posted is nothing but falsehood from egoistic Christians seeking for the downfall of our Daddy in the Lord.
I even streamed his latest sermon this morning and Mr Jacob was as ebullient and uncompromising as always.

We at the Luciferian church stands with Mr Jacobs and his mission in the world.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Man In Brazil Kills Wife Of His Debtor, Gets Arrested. Photos/video by Lordave: 6:07am On Oct 20, 2017

omenka:
Just look at what the dumb cøcksucker wrote. "Because of one thousand dollars, a Yoruba man killed an Igbo man (sic) wife".

What the hell is with the focus on tribe as though Yorubas don't kill Yorubas or Igbos don't kill Igbos far far lesser amounts? Why make it appear as though the "Yoruba man" did what he did because his debtor is an Igbo man?

Now what does he hope to achieve with the Yoruba /Igbo angle? A retaliation?

What a fool.

If you go check his timeline, you'd see he's a fervent Cownu's worshipper. Only those folks have the talent to be so dumb.

Did you read the comment the guy above you posted?

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Crime › Re: Man Rapes Only Daughter, 15, For Three Years by Lordave: 5:58am On Oct 20, 2017

andreweb:
Which big Nigerian Blog Or website is unbiased that will post the complete truth about a particular issue without anyform of centiments? am asking because i have a ground breaking revealation to make about Nigerian

Sahara Reporters

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Crime › Re: Mob Apprehends Three BRT Robbers by Lordave: 5:55am On Oct 20, 2017

Where is the news?

Romance › Re: Woman Exposes Her Cheating Boyfriend By Sending Daughter To Seduce Him (video) by Lordave: 1:22am On Oct 20, 2017

Nice script.

I thought stuff like this only happens at brazzers.com

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Romance › Re: I Borrowed N4m From My Husband To Start A Business, Do I Have To Pay Him Back? - by Lordave: 12:26am On Oct 20, 2017

It's all riddled with sex sex sex and fake orgasm.

This mother-bitch needs a hot sex that will culminate to an explosive orgasm and she's done with her husband and taking care of their children and of course she will pay her debt.

If the husband really want the money back, he should seek for a real digger to dig the bitch-mum hole. She's simply dissatisfied with his services in "za oza room".

Education › Re: Toy Chariots Dating Back 5,000yrs Discovered In Child's Tomb In Turkey(Photos) by Lordave: 11:38pm On Oct 19, 2017

LastMumu:
Actually these are remnants of the drowned chariots stone-hearted King Pharaoh utilized in pursuing the children of Isreal to the red sea. This thread validates what the Bible says after all.

You mean Pharaoh rode on that toy? Abi na im last born dey use the toy Chariot do "vooooom vooooom" while riding with im papa?

Pharaoh mustn't be any taller than a groundnut seed.

Education › Re: Toy Chariots Dating Back 5,000yrs Discovered In Child's Tomb In Turkey(Photos) by Lordave: 11:22pm On Oct 19, 2017

Nnamdiojukwu:
If i am God people like you will not see food chop to show you my existence and supremacy.

Na to kill your prophets chop

Education › Re: Toy Chariots Dating Back 5,000yrs Discovered In Child's Tomb In Turkey(Photos) by Lordave: 7:16pm On Oct 19, 2017

Waiting for brainwashed religious Nigerians to come and tell us it was the Chariot prophet Elijah rode to heaven and how the discovery of the toy Chariot authenticates the myths and legends written in the Bible.

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