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Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Dedicates Winners' Chapel VGC, Lagos, Built By A Single Member by Lordave: 7:11pm On Nov 09, 2017

The same jobless youths complaining of high rate of unemployment will come here to wholeheartedly laud this wasteful project.

1Billion naira factory or industry will employ not less than 500 people directly and indirectly, but trust OLEdepo to employ just as few as 15 persons if not less, to take charge of this 'pastorprenuerial' dome while millions are being remitted to his already filled bank accounts on weekly basis.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Reinhard Bonnke's 2017 Crusade Farewell In Lagos, Nigeria (Pictures - Day 1) by Lordave: 10:45am On Nov 09, 2017

olajay86:
Yesterday revival with Rev Reinhard Bonnke's 2017 Crusade Farewell, Lagos Nigeria with not less than 2 million people in attendance! Thousands saved with great manifestation of the healing power of god. Glory be to God

http://www.titopeblog.com/2017/11/rev-reinhard-bonnkes-2017-crusade.html

How did you know there were up to 2million people in attendance? Did you do a head count?

Thousands of people who claimed they were saved will still go back fornicating, telling all sorts of lies.

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Politics › Re: Senate Summons Fashola, Probes $650m Fraud In Ministry Of Power by Lordave: 10:18am On Nov 09, 2017

When I wrote my piece about unforeseen Fashola's ineptitude on running the ministries of Power, Works and Housing concurrently, people called me names, I was tagged a wailer with a negative thought, but today I'm being vindicated and Fashola is proving beyond reasonable doubts that it was actually a daft ministerial gaffe from our Dullard in Chief.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Police Return ₦834,000 Extorted From Public, Sanction 17 Officers by Lordave: 10:18am On Nov 07, 2017

So how do I take back my #17,000?

TV/Movies › Re: NTA Used A Sellotaped Microphone To Interview A White Man (Photos) by Lordave: 9:36am On Nov 06, 2017

That sellotape represents the present state of Nigeria, her economy, the lives of Nairaland resident zombies and how Buhari and his canals will end up.

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Sports › Re: Paul Banigo, Coach Slumps And Dies During Training In Calabar (Photos) by Lordave: 9:19am On Nov 06, 2017

There's no paracetamol in Aso rock billion dollar clinic, I don't expect paracetamol nylon to be in UJ Esuene clinic.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Mike Sonko, Kenyan Governor Who Has Gold Cars, 24 Karat Gold Phones, Gold Wines by Lordave: 9:14am On Nov 06, 2017

The ~~Desolation~~ Delusions of ~~Smaug~~ Sonko.

Literature › Re: Four writers win N200,000 at the Imbube African Book Festival and Awards by Lordave: 4:47pm On Nov 05, 2017

This thread has been on Homepage for several hours with just a few comments, if it were to be Hunchpuppy, Olamide and Daniella Okeke I would be posting this on page 4 or 5. Seun really holds the key to our youthful iberiberism.

Congratulations to the winners, organisers should review their cash prize.

Romance › Re: Bride Trying To Poison Husband Accidentally Kills 17 Of Her Extended Family by Lordave: 9:43am On Nov 03, 2017

Women!

A "different" specie of human beings.

Romance › Re: How Do You Control Sexual Urge When You Are Single.? by Lordave: 8:38am On Nov 03, 2017

babyfaceafrica:
Read your Bible, pray everyday

Especially Songs Of Solomon.

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Politics › Re: See What Is Going On In Nigeria's Embassies Abroad by Lordave: 7:28am On Nov 03, 2017

Clerverly:
I feel your frustrations,,,You move from thread to thread spewing rubbish with the hope your useless dead party maybe revamped....

Buhari2023 is not even negotiable...

No be this muntula been talk say Buhari is fast becoming a disappointment some days ago

You need to be stripped naked and flogged in the market Square for being an unfaithful zombie.

Politics › Re: N69bn Osun Airport To Be Ready In Eight Months, Contractor Says by Lordave: 6:23am On Nov 03, 2017

kn23h:
Will? I thought you’re a biafran.

There are no Biafrans.

Politics › Re: N69bn Osun Airport To Be Ready In Eight Months, Contractor Says by Lordave: 9:29pm On Nov 02, 2017

I'll cease to be a Nigerian if it happens.

Who else will?

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Romance › Re: Nigerians Consume 400 Million Condoms Annually - SFH by Lordave: 6:44pm On Oct 31, 2017

ArchangeLucifer:
Come my daughter, let me inject my accursed seedlings into you and ye shall bear my fruit after six hundred and sixty six days.

I need a heir.

My time in this wretched mortal world is almost up.

This guy no well

Politics › Re: Restructuring Nigeria Is Possible - Balarabe Musa Replies Gowon by Lordave: 4:51pm On Oct 29, 2017

Gowon is an old senile bastard, no point replying him.

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Business › Re: Nigeria Loses $90m Investment To Kenya As Coca-cola Expands Operation In E’afric by Lordave: 7:29am On Oct 25, 2017

Buhari already killed his government with reckless remarks, Osinbajo can sign all documents he wants but PMD's body odour has taken control.

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Business › Re: Crude Oil Gains As OPEC Plans To Extend Production Cuts by Lordave: 7:26am On Oct 25, 2017

Now let's see what this useless government will do.

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Crime › Re: Customs Officer Shoots Man Coming Back From Church Dead In Ogun (Graphic Pics) by Lordave: 9:40am On Oct 23, 2017

This is about the 10th crime related news I've come across this morning, Nigeria why?

And just like that I'm going to type "RIP" hoping the dead seeks justice not minding it could happen to anyone.

Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bombers Blown To Pieces In Borno (Graphic Photos ) by Lordave: 9:37am On Oct 23, 2017

OZAOEKPE:

My brother don't be surprised.

PMD himself being a spokesperson and a high ranking official in Boko Haram elite camp, I thought his influence would bring about an abrupt and permanent halt to their terrorist activities. I didn't know he would suddenly be displaced in their elite rank.

I thought he had an ardent followership amongst the terrorists.

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Crime › Re: Kidnappers Kill African Church Priest In Botched Rescue Operation by Lordave: 9:10am On Oct 23, 2017

tstx:
If they repent them go even first u enter heaven.

Then there's no heaven.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor David Ibiyeomie's 55 Cakes In One 55th Birthday Cake (Photos) by Lordave: 9:07am On Oct 23, 2017

Why is he fondly called Papa?
Did he impregnate your mums?

And why is that elderly man bowing than to him, even an Angel in the Bible rebuked someone who tried to. But here in Nigeria wolves in suit receive and accept all forms of worship from their herds of sheep.

Imported religions go finish Nigeria.

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Crime › Re: Kidnappers Kill African Church Priest In Botched Rescue Operation by Lordave: 8:54am On Oct 23, 2017

Hell fire awaits those who carried out this dastardly act.

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Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bombers Blown To Pieces In Borno (Graphic Photos ) by Lordave: 8:48am On Oct 23, 2017

One of the reasons I voted the Dúllard was an unshaken conviction that this Boko Haram issue would have been a thing of the past before now.

It's pathetic knowing I had such thought. Hypnosis perhaps.

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Politics › Re: Opinion: The Eligible Of Buhari As The Country’s Petroleum Minister by Lordave: 8:30am On Oct 23, 2017

Buhari is a tyrant but some people said it's a tyrant they needed.

Sadly I was among the people who needed a tyrant but it's clear to me I made a wrong decision and I have learnt my lesson, dunno about others though.

This issue was rigorously debated before and after his delayed and silly ministerial appointment, but of course same people who saw nothing wrong with a tyrant in a democratic setting poured out their support on Buhari who has no managerial finesse to double as the President and the minister of Petroleum resources.
The unflinching support of the majority who voted PMD into office is what has kept the Dúllard in Chief going despite he himself having no trust in his capabilities.

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TV/Movies › Re: As Nov 1st Draws Close, Tstv Decoders Being Shipped Across The Country by Lordave: 6:54pm On Oct 22, 2017

So you guys buy Strong satellite dishes erase the Strong trademark and brand it TSTV?

Hope piracy won't bring about the destruction of your services in Nigeria, try to be original please.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Mugabe Appoints Minister For “whatsapp And Facebook” In Zimbabwe by Lordave: 4:30pm On Oct 22, 2017

And why does it have to be an Igbo man, Patrick Chinasa?

So Mugabe couldn't think of something more recognisable to compensate this man with?

Culture › Re: Ex-oba Of Benin’s Blessings Aided Lagos Development – Akiolu by Lordave: 4:29pm On Oct 22, 2017

HungerBAD:
Lagos Island only waa founded by the Benin's.

How can google it. All Oba of Lagos pays homage to the Benin Monarch instead of IFE.

There are other Kingdoms founded by Benin Princes,but those facts not too known to the public. Except for the fact, that when it comes to the picking of their kings,they are usually taken to the Oba's palace for weels for preparation before ascending the throne.

Examples are the Obi of Onitsha. Yes, Onitsha was founded by the Bini's. Obi of Agbor, Otaru of Auchi and all Monarchs in Edo State.

The Asaba Monarch,and that a lot to numerous to mention all pay homages to the Benin Kingdom.

Benin Kingdom in those days use to be very powerful.

Was founded by the Binis or had a Bini influence? Cc: Bigfrancis, Odumchi, Americanquarters.

All those Kingdoms you mentioned do still pay homage to the Bini Kingdom except Onitsha, why?

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Culture › Re: Ex-oba Of Benin’s Blessings Aided Lagos Development – Akiolu by Lordave: 11:26am On Oct 22, 2017

I don't understand, is Akiolu trying to say that Benin kings have some sort of authority or power over Lagos?

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Politics › Re: The North Kicked Against Removing Double Digit From Our Naira Because. by Lordave: 11:12am On Oct 22, 2017

python1:
Lol. What's this thing saying?
I may end up rewriting everything but I made corrections up to a point. I challenge you to finish it up if you can

Verily I say unto you Mr python1, you're an educated 'Yoruba Muslim'.

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