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Phones › Re: Pictures From TECNO Phantom X2 Series Launch Event In Lagos by LordErrk: 9:04am On Jan 21, 2023
Lie lie. Never ever never, I no fit buy tecno even if they make am like iphone
Politics › Re: Francis Waive Begs Governor Okowa For Toyota SUV Given To PDP Lawmakers by LordErrk: 6:35pm On Jan 20, 2023
Karemarealty288:
Decamp now and get yours.....simple, you want to rip where you did not sow...
Are they not supposed to be working towards the same goal; to make their state and Nigeria better? Nigeria still has a very long way to go, and the only way to begin is by removing thieves from government positions
Food › Re: N300 Food I Bought This Morning by LordErrk: 1:56pm On Jan 20, 2023
Manigie:
Scammers... you and so many like you ran from Nigeria... if we complain about the challenges we're facing, you guys will start saying Nigeria is cheap, we pay lesser taxes and so on and so forth.... if Nigeria is that good, why don't you come back and enjoy the cheap Nigeria with us...
Guyyy. These bastxds dey vex me eh
Food › Re: N300 Food I Bought This Morning by LordErrk: 1:55pm On Jan 20, 2023
Ireportlive:
cool



50 cent plate of meal, less than $1 with egg


Things are very cheap in Nigeria we just don't know it

All what a Bsc holder spends to get a quality degree is less than #1,000,000 in a good Public University and he would take that same degree to UK and get a Job beating UK's over #20,000,000 degree

Ghanians and UK buy petrol at 1000, to 1800 per litters, Nigerians buy it less than 300



.
See this yeye supporter of bad governance. Please tell me when we stopped using naira as legal tender in Nigeria. Person salary is 30k yet bag of rice is almost 50k, and you're here talking like a werey. To slap una dey hungry me I swear
Crime › Re: Actor Allegedly Stabs Neighbour To Death Over N1000 Electricity Bill (Graphic) by LordErrk: 1:32pm On Jan 17, 2023
In this life, just get money. It'll save you from very foolish moments
See as this one just waste him life because of 1k wey no fit even buy a single meal
Celebrities › Re: Femi Ogunrombi: Papa Ajasco Is Dead by LordErrk: 10:34am On Jan 15, 2023
Abfinest007:
No source
The source go wake am up ni? E don die e don die, wetin you want again?
Family › Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by LordErrk: 2:35pm On Jan 13, 2023
Rastafryrice:
We sincerely apologize to the general public for this very act of nuisance. The poster is one of our psychiatric patients who escaped last night. We urge the public to go about with your various businesses as everything is under control.
Thanks for your understanding
Before I believe you, what's the name of the hospital he japa from?
Politics › Re: Atiku Returns To Nigeria After UK Trip by LordErrk: 10:20am On Jan 13, 2023
Dem don go do factory setting for this one cheesy
When tinubu go go receive him own booster?
Politics › Re: Emefiele ‘Secretly’ Returns To Nigeria Amidst Fear Of Arrest by LordErrk: 7:51pm On Jan 12, 2023
descarado:
Why do they want him arrested?
Because of the new policies
Crime › Re: Man Flogged For Stealing A Bunch Of Plantain In Bayelsa Community (Photos) by LordErrk: 7:49pm On Jan 12, 2023
Pells:
Free my nigga embarassed tongue
Politicians wey dey aso rock dey steal Naija money
Who dey flog dem undecided undecided undecided
Naija sha undecided undecided undecided
Because politicians are stealing doesn't give people the right to steal.
Na small small this tin dey start. Today he go thief plantain, tomorrow he go thief your phone
Romance › Re: MYSTERY: How Native Doctor Died After Sex Romp With Manhood Standing by LordErrk: 4:24pm On Jan 12, 2023
SilvanusII:
Of course you'd rush to mention 'brain dead'. How very predictable...and typical. I'm going to ignore your intentional ignorance of the words I placed in bracket. ANYWAYS, the heart can work outside of the body but still requires electrical impulses generated EXTERNALLY and only for short periods...in lieu of what the brain does, isn't it? But faux Medico that u r, u knew that already àbí? As per Medico, that u is, I hope you realize brain dead ppl are DEAD, sustained by machines that do the work that the brain would normally dohuh But you knew that already grin grin grin
Alright I just realized I'm actually arguing with a fcking idxot. What started this whole argument was me saying that a person cannot ejaculate after he dies, and you saying it's a lie and started writing all sorts of incoherent rubbish. Bloxdy hell! See as I just wasted my time with a mumū
Travel › Re: Man Drowns While Riding A Jet-Ski On Ikoyi Waterways by LordErrk: 11:26am On Jan 12, 2023
crafteck:
You can afford jet ski ride but cant learn how to swim?? You cant from due to overspeeding, you can crash or fall, drowning is due to ingestion of water in your lungs
Romance › Re: MYSTERY: How Native Doctor Died After Sex Romp With Manhood Standing by LordErrk: 10:15am On Jan 12, 2023
SilvanusII:
Looooool. LIES!!! The brain dies last, and that is the source of (or at least directs) all electrical activities. Perhaps you should do more reading. It will help you not spout nonsense on the internet
Ommmmgggg grin You guys are so funny. You're so quick to google rubbish and start arguing with someone who have undergone medical training. But don't worry, I'll educate you.
First of all, the brain isn't the source of all electrical activities in the body. Organs like the heart for example is able to generate autonomous electrical current without without nervous stimulation, and that's why if you take the heart out of the body, it can continue beating
Secondly, the brain isn't always the last to die. In situations like brain death, the brain dies but the person is still technically alive I.e the heart still pumps and the person still has functioning metabolic activities. Once their is Ischemia in the brain, it dies within 5 minutes
You seem like a very impulsive person, but you really need to calm down and try to process every information you see. Dont just open your mouth and start insulting
Romance › Re: MYSTERY: How Native Doctor Died After Sex Romp With Manhood Standing by LordErrk: 9:58am On Jan 12, 2023
sniperr007:
For a period not time, a dead man can still get a woman pregnant. I think for some hours.
You do know when a person dies, all the electrical activities stop, and the PNS which is necessary for ejaculation, doesn't function anymore, right? Abeg no dey read anyhow things for internet
Phones › Re: Airtel Acquires 5G, 4G Spectrums For $317 Million To Offer 5G Service In Nigeria by LordErrk: 7:16am On Jan 12, 2023
E sure me say that their 5G go still slow. They should use it for their office.
The only 5g I'm waiting for is MTN or glo, those ones are a little more serious
Politics › Re: Adamawa Residents Troop Out To Wash Off "APC Stains" by LordErrk: 8:07am On Jan 10, 2023
sqlPAIN:
God I swear down, I'll never forgive you for making me a Nigerian, infact for making me an African and making me black, I'll never forgive you, never!!!!!!!!
What if na Yemen dem come born you, wetin you for do?
Business › Re: Hair Entrepreneur, Kika Osunde Distributes £10,000 Across United Kingdom by LordErrk: 3:14pm On Jan 08, 2023
olabrinks:
I know people that know her.
People say a lot of things about people they don't like, you that, don't you?
Business › Re: Hair Entrepreneur, Kika Osunde Distributes £10,000 Across United Kingdom by LordErrk: 1:50pm On Jan 08, 2023
olabrinks:
This woman is into money laundering and prostitution. Don’t be deceived.
Mad o. How you know?
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Joke With Prophecies by LordErrk: 8:31am On Jan 08, 2023
The day Nigerians actually do what they're supposed to do, and let God do what he's supposed to do, that's when real progress will start.
Business › Re: Hair Entrepreneur, Kika Osunde Distributes £10,000 Across United Kingdom by LordErrk: 8:17am On Jan 08, 2023
flexyrule:
She could have just way billed the cheques to them and have a virtual event to celebrate their wins.
Nah bro. What she did is called advertisement. Before now how many people knew her? Me sef no sabi her. But the money she'll get from this publicising will be more thank that 10k...not to talk of people that'll donate to her enterprise.
There's nothing like charity in this world. Everyone always expects to get something in return
Business › Re: Hair Entrepreneur, Kika Osunde Distributes £10,000 Across United Kingdom by LordErrk:
adefitim:
Shey no be Mayorkum girlfriend be this Osunde or na my eye Dey pain me?
Nigerian musicians dey ever date girl wey get sense like this? Na only werey people wey no get job dem like.
Abeg make dem leave this baby girl, na me go marry am
Family › Re: My 7 Year Old Nephew Fingered A 3 Year Old Girl by LordErrk: 5:36pm On Jan 05, 2023
Thebadpolitican:
Your family is messed up likewise you, am just stating the obvious


Your mom trying to defend the youngster

Your wife trying to dictate who you bring to your home

You listening to her opinion makes you look more foolish

And the fact you didn't even find the adult who molested your nephew

Makes me conclude you all are messed up
Bro, just stfu. You sound more foölish by the second
Education › Re: FUTMINNA Lecturer Give Empty Hall A Test As He Resumes 2023 To An Empty Class by LordErrk: 5:26pm On Jan 05, 2023
Jennyclay:
Biko, what is nice about this nonsense? abi don't you have sense? undecided
What's wrong with all these yeye sadist lecturers? undecided.

These are the yeye lecturers that demand sex for grade

They keep forming demi-god.

Nonsense!
These arr the type of teachers that'll go abroad and start crying that oyibo students are rude
Crime › Re: Delta Police Arrests Facebook Scammers Who Kidnap And Gangrape Underage Girls by LordErrk: 8:20am On Jan 05, 2023
Albert0011:
Just imagine any of you guys hold any key position in this country.
You dey whine yourself? Which key position? grin
The people that make all these tribal nonsense on NL are mostly wretched, and don't even know when their next meal will come from. Remember when that mumū LeoDeKing talk sey DNA strands na electromagnetic wave? These guys are empty
That's why I stopped commenting on their nonsense, and you should too
Food › Re: 3 Bush Pig For New Year Celebration by LordErrk: 7:40pm On Jan 03, 2023
mariahAngel:
Where are you based?
Your forest must be filled with game.

I like that they look clean though.
Only animals kept in cages are dirty
Crime › Re: Unexpected 600k Alert On My Phone This Morning, Pls Advice by LordErrk: 11:41am On Dec 30, 2022
Better return that money. Gone are those days when you can spend money that doesn't belong to you without any repercussions.
Nowadays dem go track your destiny down and you'll cough out that money
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is A Cultist. Advice Needed Please by LordErrk: 11:38am On Dec 30, 2022
stanliwise:
Lwkmd
I feel you’re trolling though but if not please and please, simply don’t judge her but her make her understand that she is not the person you are looking out for.

That her interest does not match yours. You dont need to go into stupid explanations, your
You wan make dem behead thus boy abi? After tearing her kpekus, their interest don't align again abi? Only way out for op is to do things she don't like and hope for the best
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is A Cultist. Advice Needed Please by LordErrk: 11:33am On Dec 30, 2022
Bro, you don enter big yawa like this o. You're the prime target for cultists beheading grin
Better break up with her and run for your life. Start behaving badly. Do things to intentionally annoy her. But no do too much o, make she no behead you grin
Webmasters › Re: Whatsapp To Stop Working On Iphone 5, 45 Android Phones From Dec 31 (see List) by LordErrk: 7:01pm On Dec 28, 2022
GreyLaw:
Nonsense! Every year they carry out place obsolescence of gadgets to force you to buy a newer, costlier one. Yeye people!
Lol. Show me one person you know or don't know, that is using any of the listed phones
Travel › Re: My Trip To Russia & Teaching Experience In Russia by LordErrk: 6:48pm On Dec 28, 2022
mushroomFarm:
the thread is just about my trip and experience. Chat me up on WhatsApp if you please. +79644....1655....77
Op, abeg I fit chat you up too? I want to know about the applucation process for Doctors
Travel › Re: My Trip To Russia & Teaching Experience In Russia by LordErrk: 6:40pm On Dec 28, 2022
Wow! Op, you've made me start liking this Russia. Abeg any info on the process of getting work as a Doctor? What are the exams one needs to write, and how do you go about processing it?
Celebrities › Re: Bob Marley's Grandson, Joseph Marley, Dies At 31 (Photo) by LordErrk: 1:27pm On Dec 28, 2022
HeartlessMan:
Stop blaming innocent cold temperature. Many American asthmatic patients survive annually.

He died as a result of his weakened genes due to his grandfather's excessive marijuana intake which affected some critical genomes over the years.

Same thing will happen to Seun and Femi Kuti's seeds. I always laugh when people say weed has no effect on humans. People engage in all sorts of immorality and expect that it will just vanish. grin Dey play.

Whether Bobrisky and James Brown are acting doesn't matter. Their grandkids will develop homosexual traits because they are both modifying their genes presently to perfect that behaviour in their descendants.

Do a thorough check of your intending partner's background before settling down so you don't get thrown into what you have no idea about.


You cannot cheat nature.
You know you shouldn't be brandishing your ignorance up and down.
Cold is a major trigger for asthma, and that's why there are more asthma deaths during cold seasons
You should just stick to commenting like a slowpoke. Lol

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