₦airaland Forum

dumahi:
This is a difficult situation. Boy, I'm sorry I have to say this: Since your Dad is sick, BECOME THE MAN OF THE HOUSE. This is because, obviously, your mom isn't wise and will ruin that family if allowed to remain so.

Since you're so wise, I'll give you this tip (not for fools): Every woman will respect you if you show her manly strength with righteous anger. So do this: Next time your Mom treats your Dad this way just because he is unwell, BEAT YOUR MOM AND WOUND HER, and warn her as follows: "Don't ever disrespect MY Dad again. If you don't respect MY Dad who is YOUR husband, then, you deserve no respect from your son". After that, become very stubborn to her until she begs you to stop.

If she starts respecting your Dad, start respecting her.

You sound like a 14 yr old. Leave adult things to adults. Because I don't understand how a sane person can advice someone to beat his mum, just to show he's the Head of the house.
There are numerous ways to show you're the head, and with your comment you should just stick to other things your Immature mind can conjure up

thelegend1:
I'm Igbo, so this is not a tribalistic post. Rather it is on Nigerians as a whole.
Of recent when I open blogs, one Nigerian is either involved in business/romance scam, drug pushing, prostitution e.t.c

Our govt has really done us bad to the point that we think illegality is normal means of livelihood.

I can mention at least 50 countries that are way poorer than Nigeria, but you don't see them causing commotion everywhere they go.
The average Nigerian is just a criminal. The only hope for the next generation of Nigerians is to make anti-corruption a core course in school, at all levels

sukkot:
name one ? i know personally many teachers in the uk,including many of my exes who were white oooo and some black who are suffering from post traumatic stress disorder from teaching uk children. thats the problem with some of you guys who just open mouth anyhow oooo is you dont understand africa and uk are two different places. children woould come and slap you while you are teaching just because of your accent or you are bllack and you cant do nothing about it ooooo. this is not naija where mr nwosu will come to classroom with plenty cane and be flogging kids upanda. if you even raise your voice against any kids talk less of even mistakenly touching them you are going to prison. you never jam.

Una wey never reach cotonou go just come here dey yarn nonsense. No one can assault you and go free, and raising your voice won't take you to jail. Bloody hell

There's no surprise here. It's teachers like you that'll suffer abroad. African teachers are so used to beating people that they can't see any other way to approach kids.
While I'm in no way justifying what the students did, you really need to go and reflect on your teaching skills, and change the mentality that students should respect you like a god
There are lots of approaches to get naughty students in order

virginchaser:
Several incidents happened in Dubai, a Nigerian family member got drowned in one of the park. US and some few other places had recorded fatal incidents in there different parks before..

And you think the fatalities are as high/often as Nigeria's? Nigeria has a serious maintenance problem and everyone knows this. Only a supporter of this evil administration will try to defend this. Nonsense

Most of these parks in Nigeria are just deathtraps. That is why I can never go there or advice anyone to go
Nigeria is just a anyhow place. They only take action when kasala have burst finish

Can this guy just rest? Does he think we're playing or what?

ICEWIN:
i get severe thyphoid and fever wey doc say dey make my kidney swell (spleen omigality).
test and treatment doc said will cost 25k.
i hate agbo from day 1.
a frnd of mine recommended it to me,i buy am 200,i went further to buy 3 shot,to my surprise after 3days i fully recovered,went for scanning no sign of spleen going to 5yrs nw

Lol. I think what you want to say is splenomegaly, which is enlargement of the spleen, which is a usual progression of typhoid.
However, you need to go and do a stool mcs because it's possible not to have symptoms of typhoid anymore, and still be passing it to others, putting a lot of people at risk.
And stop joking with illnesses like this. You're lucky to have had a form of remittance from the disease

LeoDeKing:
So what's the purpose of that symbol of a propagating EM wave in the pictures?

Is that its principle of curing whatever it cures?

So na how your IQ low reach be this
The worst part is now how you're trying to sound smart. Omoooooo. Common DNA strand wey we dey see everyday you no sabi. Olodooo
But it's like they say, a Tinubu supporter can never ever in his lifetime have sense. Instead of you to go school you're here doing tribal war. Ode

Urheadmaster:


Is this better than failing to win world cup throughout is football career


Cristiano Ronaldo son will have to break the only record of his father failure to win the world cup throughout is football career
.

WRONG. Ronaldo's son won't have to work for shii if he doesn't want to, because he has a right to live the way he want.
The way some of una dey carry this football on top your head eh, e come be like you dey chop for their house everyday

Lol. Climate change means the world is getting hotter not colder
Anyhow, you're right, this December has been the coldest in while, in a lot of countries

Sirheny007:
Lol.
I couldn't see Alisha Lehmann of Westham here.
Be like na only to shake bum bum for pitch she Sabi..

Guy me sef dey find her. That her yash sweet ehn, I go go join female soccer because of her

Trendingbiz042:
I bet you don’t know any history or story about your village but very quick to analyze western stories. This is mental slavery

Do you know it's good to have good knowledge about things that go on in the world, especially now information is at the tip of your finger? This is so you won't start looking and talking like an idiot when conversations come up.

fuckJones:
I know a man that have made People that served under him Great Leaders that served in all level of Govt.
He made Councillors, LG Chairman
He made House of Assembly Members And Governors
He made House of Representatives and Senators
He made Ministers & a Vice president

WHO IS HE?

You fooĺs use your own mouth to expose your corrupt candidate. If it's okay for you and your family to allow a single man choose who will rule you, its not okay for Nigerians. We will choose the person WE want to lead us.
As the saying goes, you can never support Tinubu and have sense

Omo. I hope this goes well for this girl because her breakfast no go funny at all o
She reminds me of one of my classmates... Rich girl wey only want handsome and popular guy. That girl fit do anything for that guy, even though he steadily cheats and abuses her, she still won't leave him.

WannaHowzit:
Wors is the best thing you'll taste in SA.

Before I even think to go SA, I gats know how the xenophobia thing be

That first picture be like earthworm

The comments show Nairalanders no like to read. Na only to open mouth dey yarn nonsense dem sabi

Bro, don't mind all the comments here telling you to run. If you like her enough, them date her. These days, women too dey toast man. There's nothing wrong with it

Omo. If I just grab hold of one of those soft girls ehnn...especially that one with brown long hair. She go sweet well well

BePrepared:
Looking into their eyes a clean person knows there's no I'm mor a thing going on there, but warped minds here can't see anything clean.

I hate her cleavage tho

Shurrup your mouth

See as the man dey rub her yash from the back

Lordofalmajiri:
Where's Nwaamikpe

Dem don arrest am

[quote author= post=119309733]Shout out to all the good, honest and hardworking Nairalanders out there.

Go and succeed[/quote]Biggest clown on NL
Hope sey sai baba don give you chicken chop

No matter who you are in this life, somebody must to knack your kpekus
So na this guy first me chop this fine girl like this

As the saying goes...Nigerians are Nigeria's problem. As everywhere hot, what these ones can do is to add petrol and make it hotter

TUANKU:
Mumu. Go back and read to comprehend, the man was attacked in his house.
Going through the comments you will confirm NL has the largest gathering on idiots and illiterates online.

You're the one that has problem with comprehension. So to you, it's normal for cultists to come and visit by drink at your home at 1 abi?

GOFRONT:
Dear lord,

Pls keep a girlchild far away from me on the day of my wife's labour. Boychild or Nothing.



Harrysong......Second daughter!!!!! Second daughter!!!

Sha you never chichonchin true true.

Na your type dey get 5 girls back to back

wiseone28:
Shut up, even American soldiers do lost their lives on a mission.. Talk less of a less equip Nigerian soldiers..


Losing 10 is ok than losing a battalion.

Losing 1 is very bad.
Losing 10 is very bad.
Losing a battalion is very bad.
When a person dies, it's not just one life that is affected
Anyway, you sound like a child, from the way you throw insults and your lack of understanding that losing a single human is devastating, I wouldn't expect you to understand this

wiseone28:
Lost 10 out of 213 not bad

Imagine if your father or husband was part of the 10...e no too bad sha

Sweetplum:
What ll it benefit you if Kiev or anywhere is in ruins?
Let's say goodwill of life won't wait till your life is in ruins.
I dislike heartless men like you.
And to the rest which I know WritersNG is part of you, all you Putin puppets. May you lives be like the lost souls in Ukraine, amen.

You know you're a mumu abi? I've never seen you cry like this for the hundreds of lives lost in Nigeria due to insecurity, na proxy war dem go see you.
What will it take for your oga Zelensky, to just accept the peace deal with Russia, so the lives and properties of his citizens will stop getting destroyed?

Mindlog:
Make she relocate back to Nigeria, she wouldn't need visa for that

Do you even understand the context of the post? If Nigeria was good, a lot of people won't need to travel out. Do you understand now?