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TV/Movies › Re: Josh 2 Funny Appears On America's Got Talent 3 Times by LordErrk: 8:45am On Aug 09, 2023
marlow1962:
There's nothing funny about him, always repeating dry jokes, that's what Nigerians who called themselves comedians do. Cool tho, but americans won't still vote him to win.
Stop being such a hater
Christianity Etc › Re: Ogbanje Church Of All Nations Opens In Anambra by LordErrk: 3:22pm On Aug 06, 2023
[quote author=GanagiBitrus post=124921916][/quote]Thanks for this
Christianity Etc › Re: Ogbanje Church Of All Nations Opens In Anambra by LordErrk: 3:10pm On Aug 06, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
The practitioners have their roots from Africa. Moreover it's just a small section of Brazil & some parts of carribean.
A lot of them I know of actually have no African roots. I still don't know how they began worshipping yoruba deities
Christianity Etc › Re: Ogbanje Church Of All Nations Opens In Anambra by LordErrk: 9:34am On Aug 06, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
No Blackman religion will ever be impactful, until the Blackman starts impacting the world.
Lol. Go to Brazil and see the impact of Ifa worship there
Health › Re: I Find It Difficult To Sleep by LordErrk: 11:20pm On Aug 04, 2023
DECENTBWOY:
I don't even take alcohol, I am just taking it for the sake of this sleep..
Before you start taking things you don't need, what are the things you have you tried?
When did it start?
Gradually, or suddenly?
Has it gotten better or worse?
Has similar experience occurred before?
Similar condition in your immediate family?
Politics › Re: Subsidy: Apapa-Led Faction Of LP Rejects NLC Planned Protest by LordErrk: 11:04am On Jul 28, 2023
Racoon:
Lamidi Apapa mole role In the LP has never been hidden to a well discerning mind
Even an idxot could spot it
Politics › Re: Why Did Tinubu Exclude FFK, Ganduje And Festus Keyamo From Ministerial List? by LordErrk: 9:23pm On Jul 27, 2023
Kukutente23:
grin grin
The list is fake. I saw the original list and these are the names

LeoDeKing Defence
Helinues interior
FreeStuffsNG Humanitarian Affairs
Seunmsg Finance
Zxcvbnmghtr Trade and Commerce
LegendHero Culture and Tourism
Nairalanda1 Petroleum
IconicR Women Affairs
Christistruth03 Agriculture


Others are coming
You no add vulture grills grin
Education › Re: No Student’ll Graduate From Uniabuja Without Having A Registered Company – VC by LordErrk: 5:36pm On Jul 25, 2023
Jesse6:
If all of us come get company who go come be workers?
Na to go each other side dey work na grin
Family › Re: Why Do Nigerians See Relocating Back To The Village As Failure by LordErrk: 5:33pm On Jul 25, 2023
jmoore:
Ignorance is the main reason. In the village, you can easily get access to acres of land to farm at very low prices and harvest go plenty.
Sorry o, but who go dash you acres of land for village? Na person wey Don find money dey buy acres of land
Health › Re: Anambra Man & His Family Found Lifeless First Night After Moving Into New House by LordErrk: 10:34am On Jul 21, 2023
Lama70:
Yea!
A fellow scientist.
Oh. I'm more of a doctor though. Lol
Health › Re: Anambra Man & His Family Found Lifeless First Night After Moving Into New House by LordErrk: 9:36am On Jul 21, 2023
Lama70:
@Neddyogu, here comes your brother from the laboratory. Please flock together with ease. Lol.


Thanks for the enlightenment, Brooklyn!
Lol. Laboratory?
Health › Re: Anambra Man & His Family Found Lifeless First Night After Moving Into New House by LordErrk: 9:02pm On Jul 20, 2023
Lama70:
Mysterious circumstance.
Whatever killed the other people could conveniently have killed the new baby too. But no!

The fragile baby was able to survive carbon monoxide while the older ones died. Over to scientists for possible explanation.
It makes sense that the baby will survive.
Babies have a haemoglobin called haemoglobin F. This haemoglobin makes it easier and faster for oxygen to bind to haemoglobin more efficiently. However, as we grow older, this haemoglobin F reduces drastically
Health › Re: What Can Be The Cause Of My Friend's Childlessness by LordErrk: 6:36pm On Jul 11, 2023
Harmless1b:
Sombody tell me what is the meaninhg of EVACUATION. I think it is a proccess of packing out of children mcheew sorry, packing out everything?
grin angry
It's one of the methods used to complete abortive processes. The doctor may use a metal like spoon to scrape out the remaining products of conception, or he may use an mva kit
Health › Re: What Can Be The Cause Of My Friend's Childlessness by LordErrk: 6:34pm On Jul 11, 2023
It's possible she may have had a common complication of evacuation called asherman's syndrome. Has she met a gynaecologist? Usually she'd need to be dilated to make the uterus patent again.
Health › Re: Canada Joins US, Changes Rules For Nigerian Doctors, Others To Practice by LordErrk: 10:54pm On Jul 09, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Very soon only Benin republic would be the only country giving visas to Nigerians.

This I have seen.
Is like you no chop well before you see this your vision
Christianity Etc › Re: German Church Uses AI To Lead Service To Over 300 People by LordErrk: 8:42am On Jul 09, 2023
This job loss go reach everybody grin
Science/Technology › Re: Robots Promise To Not Steal Jobs & Rebel Against Humans At Robot Conference - PX by LordErrk: 3:26am On Jul 08, 2023
BloomingDale:
What of the robots that killed all the Japanese scientists nko? They managed to disarm and deactivate the robots, but one of the robots was able to latch onto a program code via satellite to reprogram itself. It was all kept hush hush. Dey there make the robots dey whine una.
Where you read this one?
Health › Re: I'm 34 Years Old And I Bedwet. I Need Help Please by LordErrk: 12:34pm On Jul 01, 2023
OLOKOESHIN:
Is it bad to be comfortable within oneself?

After all, nah una go still dey say do what makes you comfortable
Head dey pain you? Or you just decided not to understand what you read?
Health › Re: I'm 34 Years Old And I Bedwet. I Need Help Please by LordErrk: 12:29pm On Jul 01, 2023
Samantha124:
How can prayers help someone who's bedwetting? grin grin grin
I think it's for the mental health. People feel a sense of comfort when they believe a higher power is going through it with them.
But op should meet a urologist sha. He may be having a neurogenic bladder, which most times, is from a cns lesion
Family › Re: Alternatives To Spanking Children And Dealing With Rebellious Tweens And Teens, by LordErrk: 5:07pm On Jun 21, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
Come to find out you can obtain the Wi-Fi password FROM THE TV!
I changed password taya ke! grin

I also had to get a separate router for my security system and TV locked up in my room.

They graduated to disconnecting it and shutting everything down, do the security and phone systems will go down like NIGERIAN BVAS! angry
Omo. You're scaring me o. You're seriously scaring me. How do you now want to train children if they keep getting smarter than you? Shey I will kids kids like this ni?
Celebrities › Re: Sylvester Madu: I Am The One In The Video Selling Okirika At Enugu Market by LordErrk: 10:35am On Jun 18, 2023
JOemmy:
It might be that it's actually poverty that have been killing these Nollywood stars of recent is like they don't make reasonable money from their acting profession. Nigeria entertainment industry really have a long way to go this is just like seeing a Hollywood actor like Jamie fox on the streets of America selling second hand clothes
You think okrika sellers are poor? My mum bought her first car from selling okrika...better benz V boot o
Business › Re: CBN announces unification of FX windows, stops Naira4Dollar scheme by LordErrk: 10:27pm On Jun 14, 2023
Dialpad:
This is a good move, I know many are waiting to hear news of when we can start spending dollars on our naira cards.

How can one have millions in a naira account but can't spend when you travel out, some lunatic tells me I can only spend $100 monthly.

If you are waiting to spend dollars on your naira card, click the like button.... lol

grin grin grin
Abeg explain. I don't understand
Travel › Re: Peace Mass Transit Says Bus Fares Will Not Be Increased Despite Fuel Price by LordErrk: 4:43pm On Jun 07, 2023
HarunaWest:
I sha na dey board PMT, their drivers can be careless atimes.
You get am. For road na peace mass you go dey see for inside bush, you go see them under trailer, dem even dey catch fire. There's no accident wey peace mass never get.
God is good remains the best grin
Family › Re: Parents Of Todddlers, How Do You Get Privacy For Intimacy by LordErrk: 6:39pm On Jun 05, 2023
EriMma1:
Wnat kind of question is this?

You've not figured and worked out how to have your privacy, you're still talking about having sex so you can produce another child in that same small space. This time around, you won't even have time round the clock.

People should learn to plan before jumping into marriage and not after rushing in and getting stuck in a tight corner to avoid all this kind of stories that touch. This is how children learn bad things and spoil from an early age.

Let them forget about having fun for now and work on getting a bigger space with separate rooms for their children.
Sex≠baby! Because you have a kid no mean say you no go enjoy yourself
Politics › Re: I Will Consult My Wife, Others If Tinubu Offers Me Appointment – Wike (Video) by LordErrk: 6:32pm On Jun 05, 2023
I don't support tinubu, but I don't think anyone is that stxpid to work with a pathological betrayer
Celebrities › Re: Davido's New Maybach Car Lands In Nigeria Via Airplane (video, Picture) by LordErrk: 8:41am On Jun 04, 2023
[quote author= post=123561597]From all of us @ : CONGRATULATIONS TO OBO.

Keep enjoying the life of your head.

YOLO![/quote]You did not follow your darling daddy to feed his cows? Abi na vulture you still dey fry
Foreign Affairs › Re: How DNA Identified Australian Man As Escaped US Fugitive Who Murdered His Parent by LordErrk: 11:27pm On Jun 02, 2023
CuriousCart:
When is Hollywood releasing the movie?
Movies like these only encourages psychopaths. The should look better events to use for movies...not this
Politics › Re: Subsidy: Petrol Hits N1,200 Per Litre In Ebonyi by LordErrk: 12:40pm On May 31, 2023
HacheNoire:
Mama Ojo is a doctor and being doing comedy wayback school days
Lol. I think I'm just very committed to it, and besides I don't have interest in a lot of other things. I don't see myself doing much of anything else...especially comedy 😂
Politics › Re: Subsidy: Petrol Hits N1,200 Per Litre In Ebonyi by LordErrk: 12:20pm On May 31, 2023
HacheNoire:
🤣🤣🤣

Have you ever considered going into comedy?
I honestly don't know what is so funny to you. Anyway, I don't think it'd be easy to practice medicine and also be a comedian, so...
Politics › Re: Subsidy: Petrol Hits N1,200 Per Litre In Ebonyi by LordErrk: 11:16am On May 31, 2023
HacheNoire:
I don’t do drugs. You just funny!
Youre the one that is a clown ni. Why is it that every day I must to meet different characters in this nairaland? They should be conducting interview before they allow some of you to join
Politics › Re: Subsidy: Petrol Hits N1,200 Per Litre In Ebonyi by LordErrk: 10:46am On May 31, 2023
HacheNoire:
🤣🤣🤣
Are you on drugs?

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