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Golan007:

You won't win anything with this attitude.

I'm telling you brother!

obembet:
Don't be surprise that Chelsea might come back. Seriously I really don't understand under what mathematical and sporting considerations people think Chelsea can't mount a comeback against bayern Munich. Last time I remembered, Chelsea became European champions by beating bayern, they couldn't beat united, but beat bayern! Y'all gonna be shocked to see that happen. I mean, you 'feel' RM can beat city at the etihad when they already lost at home to the best coach in the world but u don't fear the fighting spirit of a young motivated coach and team? Courage Blue Bloods! Courage Chelsea FC!

Don't forget, my blood is red. GGMU

Lalasticlala

I won't say Chelsea making an epic comeback against Bayern Munich isn't possible but if I say it's IMPOSSIBLE, then I'll be making an understatement.

Rip man
That 20 reasons why a beer is better than a woman really catch my attention. Abeg who go write all of them out. I can barely read them

TheRealProphet:
Go to state or fed high court,write an official letter to the bank,you will b shock at how fast they will reply you.

All right. Thanks for your input

Myself2:
Hmmm brah, no vex o, what is GGMU,,,,Is it God is good motors Uselu ?
Na question I ask o

It means "Glory Glory Man United"

Jamie Vardy keeps aging like fine wine!
A good finisher!
Manchester United really gimme joy today sha
Some people been think say 5th position na where we belong but God pass dem
#GGMU

Cry me a river! This 3rd position sweet walahi Turns out ChelShit FC were the real caretakers

Austinosconst:
My top 4 prediction.


Liverpool.
Man city.
Chelsea.
Leicester.


Quote me after the game.

From a Barcelona fan.

I hope you're not a gambler because na predictions like this we dey call "Village bus"

Village people network! This life eh. May we never suffer this kind of misfortune in our life!

Good morning Nairalanders!
I don't know if this is the right section to post this but I need your help uBiorgently.
Sometime last month I got an alert of 80,000 Naira on my First Bank account from someone. After some hours my brother called me if at all I received any alert of which I responded in the affirmative. He asked me to transfer money back to the said person. I tried transferring the money back to the Polaris account number the lady sent through my brother but it wasn't going through. My brother had to send his own account number and I tranfered the money immediately.
The money was then fowarded by my brother to the owner of the Polaris Bank account the following day.
Now the problem is that I checked my account balance yesterday and I was seeing a negative value.
I saw -24,000 plus. I couldn't believe what my eyes were seeing. I rushed to the bank instantly and went straight to their customer care. That was when I got the bad news. She said the Polaris bank account owner that sent the money had gone to the bank to cancel the transaction and requested for her cash to be refunded. Note that my brother already transferred the 80,000 Naira to her. After she lodged her complaint, First bank deducted the 55,000 plus in my account and kept on deducting from other subsequent credit alert I was getting without my knowledge. The customer care agent says the bank has decided to place a restriction on my account pending when the 'imaginary' debt is cleared.
Now I seriously need your help on the fastest means to resolve this. My brother has been calling the woman and she's not taking her calls neither is she even replying his messages. I don't know what sort of hanky-panky she's playing but I need the fastest means to outwit her and get my funds back as I am in urgent need of money.

kestolove95:
Masturbation is not bad for boys op, if u stay long without sex, u might fall sick or easily get angry and even depressed unless u want to start fvcking olosho ND doing dat might give u sickness, so bring back ur masturbation and burn calories, feel happy ND stay safe from STDs.

I wonder why I haven't died from lack of sex or depression. Lack of sex does not kill or cause one to fall sick

OP which kyn business dey give you this kyn money?

Wonderful piece!

dingbang:
Nice one. By the way, where is this usman dam located? Will like to propose to uyaiincomparabl there

Oga why you dey spoil show for me nau
No try am o
I'll propose to uyaiincomparabl soon abeg
She's taken
lol

zeusdgrt:
Weed

She's right. Check 1st leg, EPL at Old Trafford when Manchester United whooped ChelShit by a bloody 4 goals

Aiyk2333:
When man you were languishing in Europa League and playing rubbish nobody talked o now they've returned to winning way conspiracy theorists have dusted their pen.
how can Lampard mention the crystal palace disallowed goal is he stupid? didn't he see the obvious line that it was an offside?
Tell ur useless dead meat players to be creative enough to play around the penalty box so they'll get var decisions. If anyone here can boldly tell me any var wrong call outside Bruno's pk I'll give the person 20k and im serious!! if y'all can't then put ur mouths to rest cuz tomorrow is gonn be a loooong day for endless wailing

And funny enough Bournemouth scored a similar offside recently which was disallowed in a similar fashion. Most people are just being emotional unnecessarily.
We'll trash ChelShit a fourth time and the sky won't fall!

QuitNotice:
I was expecting him to explain what happened on Thursday, but he dodged it. My hatred for VAR U. stems from their always depending on corrupt officials to garner points, while others work their socks out to get points of their own.

Lampard should sha not worry. Ole is planning to come and pack the bus and hit on the counter again, waiting for ref or VAR to do the rest, his plans has failed. Lampard just showed us how he is no longer as naive as then. Tomorrow, Chelsea will so flog them that the shock will make them miss out on top 4. They have stolen so much that they even signed a coach named OLE

ChelShit fans and chest-beating!
Manchester United completely outclassed your mediocre a** this season! Deal with it.
And please...
Cry me a bloody ocean!

Biodun1929:
Okay. How many months have you gone without it? And how often do you have wetdreams

6 months and still counting.
Wet dream came once.
The benefits far outweighs the importance

seanwilliam:
Mastubating once in a while is good. Only addiction is bad.

If you dont have girlfriend and u no get money for olosho, I dont know how u want to do it oo. Dem never born you make you no mastubate

It is possible bro. I'm a living witness.

Depressed101:
i read right. Check your facts

Oga na you suppose check your facts.
Manchester United is the only team in EPL to win 4 straight matches with at least 3-goal margin

tbaby4u:
Smiles...
Just joking though

I'll be dumb to say I didn't know you were joking.
Enjoy your day Mademoiselle!

tbaby4u:
Wow! That's nice. Utube is loaded with so much information. Pls Bluetooth mine when next u prepare such delicious meal o.......

All right Ma.
But how do I send yours when I don't know your Bluetooth device name?

The Final will look like: Manchester City Vs Manchester United

tbaby4u:
Exactly n very simple. Just go to utube n download food videos

You know it's quite amazing the level of knowledge YouTube and Google holds. Do you know I prepared fried rice the other day through Google and YouTube?

Learn how to cook bros

Congratulations bro! Don't allow that boy become an Arsenal fan

See correct draw. 1-1 or 2-2

myforty68:
Ighalo touched the ball once in 29 minutes. As a center forward.whao

Oga Ighalo came in at 78minutes. I don't know why you'll say he spent 29mins

Shame catch me