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1. To me marriage means finding a partner who would make up for my deficiencies and I for hers; improve and upgrade every aspect of me.
2. I CAN'T STAND CHEATING no matter how deep my affection for you runs! Never!!

Bleached entities! I hope they'll still enjoy the video 10 years from now? Most of these slay queens are myopic and foolish. You see the next generation of grandmas ba? God ep us

DaddyRochie1642:
The thing is, assuming am to marry a thick woman,..then she gets pregnant, definitely she will add weight due to the pregnancy and the percentage of her going from being Thick to being "Fat" is definitely High,
And in the process, I'll loose appetite for her.

Now, assuming I marry a Lady that her body's showing promise,.. she's not too slim and she's not fat either and her body has those Curves that haven't reached its peak yet, .. when she gets pregnant and she starts adding weight because of the pregnancy, I can swear with my Balls, that's her Body Reaches it's full potential because that weight she'll gain will be Channeled towards the right Places, (you know what I mean) ... I have seen this happen severally.

See sense! I've never fallen in love with a curvy or thick or light-skinned lady before.
If she's dark, tall and slim my brother, she's not safe with me

DaddyRochie1642:
The thing is, assuming am to marry a thick woman,..then she gets pregnant, definitely she will add weight due to the pregnancy and the percentage of her going from being Thick to being "Fat" is definitely High,
And in the process, I'll loose appetite for her.

Now, assuming I marry a Lady that her body's showing promise,.. she's not too slim and she's not fat either and her body has those Curves that haven't reached its peak yet, .. when she gets pregnant and she starts adding weight because of the pregnancy, I can swear with my Balls, that's her Body Reaches it's full potential because that weight she'll gain will be Channeled towards the right Places, (you know what I mean) ... I have seen this happen severally.

See sense! I've never fallen in love with a curvy or thick or light-skinned lady before.
If she's dark, tall and slim my brother, she's not safe with me

I can only imagine the extent of your gullibility! You judge based on what you see and hear in a country where hypocrisy abounds?

All my eyes can see are dolls. Maybe the 'sex' is still in isolation

Truth

Your story funny. Sorry I'm laughing o
Carrying cement bags has nothing to do with height sha
I started lifting bags of cement when I was 16
Be consistent in your job hunting
I believe this phase of your life will pass shortly

I spent my first 2years staying alone and decided to spend my last two years in the University at the school Hostel. I'm an introvert and I really enjoyed my stay alone but I had to change environment; to see beyond introversion. When I moved into the hostel, the first week was hellish for me. I tried to adapt. I had wonderful roommates.
I received both negative and positive lessons from those guys. If you don't have a mind of your own I'll advise that you don't go anywhere near the hostel.
They will reconfigure your brain
So far so good I've been able to cope in the hostel but you will hardly ever get your peace of mind there. It's best you rent your own apartment and stay alone.

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You see why most times it's important to employ silence when these kids try to insult you?
This faceless forum has granted timid toddlers an avenue to express themselves.
Chai! Nairaland don change sha
Gone are the days you'd run off to Nairaland to seek advice in times of troubles!
All we have nowadays are inexperienced secondarians and jambitos who are still feeding fat under their parents' roof; unaware of the harsh realities in the outside world.
Seems like my Nairaland addiction has finally gotten an expiry date sha���

UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes. In 2006.

I had a severe headache and went into a trance. I can't remember for how long I blacked out, but the feeling of the after-life "was" peaceful. Everything on the other side seemed amplified, from the colours of the flowers, to the waters that flowed through. Saw a multitude of people going here and there, for what exactly? I couldn't and cannot still tell. These humans were different, more like demi-gods. They had great speed and were minding their damn business, and there I was staring with a forlorn look with shivers running down my spine. I looked different. My entire body was white, with a transparent look. I couldn't even feel my body. I felt so light. I had never seen anything strange in my existence. The ethereal body is amazing.

Of a truth, I didn't want to leave, the tranquility was incomparable. I felt something strong-like a rope-pull draw me back into consciousness. I jolted back, and all I saw were loved ones looking teary-eyed expecting my come-back. It was emotional. Leave religion, focus on elevating your spiritual man. You'll do exploits, get wisdom and be more discerning.

If I ever have to be given a chance to relive that moment, I'll give up anything and everything I have to experience it. Nostalgic, ye.


Did you enjoy my story? Well I did, too but it NEVER happened.

Thanks for the rapt attention.

You write well Mademoiselle
I want to be like you when I grow up

Nothing wey Dayo no go see for Amala joint!
Those ones that can't last more than 2secs will soon arrive.
I can't date a nymphomaniac.
I no come dis life come f*ck

locust:
Serious?
Care to share? Been on the lookout for something good or better.

Download Gitden Reader from Google Playstore.
Install it and check out their books. I don't like the books there so I download any books I want independently from my browser.
Download the .epub format not the .pdf version.
And open it via the Gitden Reader app.

locust:
Anybooks is now open to only paid users. I nearly let a tear drop the moment I saw that.
I have read Thirteen by Steve Cavanagh.

I was heartbroken when I saw the notification bro!
I've gotten a better and cheaper option.

Listen to your parents' advice. Raising a child without the support of the other half is detrimental to the child. You won't see the dangers now until later on.
It is never a noble thing to say you don't get along well with ladies. If you don't work on that part of you, you will hardly even find a wife.
I was raised by my mum. I lost my dad at a very young age and my mum raised me the best way she could but then, I feel I was raised the same way she raised my sister. A son needs his father; a daughter needs her mother. They all need both parents but if you don't want to make a simp out your son, don't leave his life to be decided solely by your supposed 'baby mama' or surrogate wife. In the same vein your daughter also needs her mother as much as your son needs you.
Get married.

I understand your pain brother! But you must walk away. Trust me, I'm sounding this way because I'm in a similar mess. Daily I try to forget everything about her but her memories keep haunting me; the only way I quail my pain is to keep working on myself. Each time I feel she's the best thing that ever happened to me I start working on myself to better myself than who I was when I met her. It's not been easy but I've made an impressive improvement so far.
The day I ingrained this resolution in my skull was the day I saw opportunities around me; unrequited love inflicts pain worse than a broken scrotum. Being the recipient of such hellish experience is something I would never wish even an enemy. And it blinds you from seeing good people. People better than the cause of your pain. I met my current girlfriend during the onset of my nasty experience and she's a real blessing to me; an upgrade to the first.
Work on yourself brother, live your dreams knowing full well that the best is yet to come.

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Thanks boss! I got it. May the Almighty bless and keep you safe boss!

MrMacinterchi1:
Don't you have weaknesses? Everyone does. I don't think that should be painful to u as u are going with it. Don't be too hard on yourself Bro.

The message poses no harm in fact, those criticisms are what I need right now but the sender has some kind of hidden problem with me. I just know so.

francisanefu10@gmail.com, 3114589553, AFO, First bank.

Such a coincidence! Someone actually said something painful to me today. So far, it's the most painful thing someone has ever said about me. He/She sent it through this Krool(forgotten the spelling sha) app. It reads: "xyz learn to accept your weaknesses. Don't be too confident in yourself"
Till this very moment I am still trying to demystify what the sender meant by that.

internationalman:
I had this very nice homely girl, but out of the blue I just suddenly lost interest in her. Though she is yet to know she's dating herself.

Girls easily fall in love with me... The problem is I tend to like them more when they are not too into me.

The moment I realize she's all into me is the moment I start losing interest..

That's my experience so far with girls..

This is so me bro!

[quote author=Homeboiy post=87089612][/quote]Regression analysis! You're probably a statistician or doing something related to that.
Well, back to the topic
I don't have anything to say

Solomon8144:
Hahahahaha

Never been this happy all my life

I'm giving 5k to the first 5 people to drop their bank details immediately the final whistle is blown , if Liverpool lose today

3114589553
first bank.
Boys dey jonze walai

Caseless:
sorry about the mixup.

No problem bro

Caseless:
you spoke of a big d turning u on when she said she preferred the needle-size type.

I was talking about her quality of not mincing words; saying things as it is.

Caseless:
are you a gay?

WTF bro! That's unimaginable

mizluv4home:
I just created this account for this purpose

Afterr a serious break up some years back, I made a decision to be on my own, but lately I thought I should give it a try.
I met this guy not quite long, I was not really expecting anything serious, I just wanted to loosen up a little and feel human again just like everyone else, just one act without protection, i'm 3weeks pregnant.
How do I urgently remove this without involving anyone?
I'm not sure I like him that much to that extent and I don't want to have a baby all by myself, I don't have a job and my business is at it's baby stage and I don't want complications in my life right now.

Please give your suggestion. Home remedy to remove this or anything I should do.

No insult please.

We all make mistakes in life and it's important to spot the good in every situation.
Keep this child amigo!

makydebbie:
I'm not a fan of big prick sef.

You dey give all dem toothpicks and broomsticks hopes.
You don't mince words. God! That quality turns me on!

awa:
What is more adorable... Your wisdom or your beauty? It is so so humbling if not touching that instead of the dude to say he is sorry, here you are saying SORRY. Honestly you strike me like a pure paragon of Beauty and an epitome of wisdom jooooooorrrrr

Walai you will never get any girl through ass-licking!

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