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Science/TechnologyRe: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by lordkhalifa(m): 9:21pm On Jul 08, 2016
Minemrys:
u c0me under probe 4 dat statement o. Buratai is march!ng to ur quarters n0w. U are a terrorist. Lolx.
I hope is coming with big ghana mst go bag huh
PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Drilling In Lake Chad Basin To Start Soon by lordkhalifa(m): 9:12pm On Jul 08, 2016
igboboy3:
The only reason Northerners preach "One Nigeria" is because of the oil in the SS. It is their lifeblood and they know it

You see why Buhari devoted 40bn to finding oil in Lake Chad.

Once Lake Chad drilling commences in earnest, northerners will suddenly want to divide Nigeria. Those who say "One Nigeria" is non-negotiable will start shouting "Divide Nigeria"

This country is a game, only the wise are aware

Just watch
and that will be a welcome development because they will be landlocked and languish in northern abyss without access to sea undecided they are naturally cursed
PoliticsRe: Crude Oil Drilling In Lake Chad Basin To Start Soon by lordkhalifa(m): 9:03pm On Jul 08, 2016
Ehya thank God oooooo

At least let them leave Niger Delta oil and explore northern abyss
PhonesRe: Samsung Replaces Microsd Card With UFS 2.0 by lordkhalifa(m): 8:48pm On Jul 08, 2016
Just one scratch you will automatically lose everything....

Please can we format POO-HARI old brain and insert this chip from samsung huh
CelebritiesRe: Bukky Ajayi’s Son, Kunle Fawole Pictured by lordkhalifa(m): 8:41pm On Jul 08, 2016
owolabi400:
Late veteran actress,Bukky Ajayi was survived by son Kunle Fawole who is a Nigerian rapper and an upcoming actor.


The rapper popularly called Abounce attended OJB Jezreel’s wake keeping service at National Stadium Surulere Lagos.


See photos of the handsome man below:


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/07/08/photos-meet-late-actress-bukky-ajayis-son-kunle-fawole/
chai this woman that acted witches and diamond ring .... Some fools said igbo nollywood are selective while we had a lot of them in nollywood... The yellow-bars undecided
Science/TechnologyRe: Let's Talk About Extraterrestrials, Aliens, UFOs: Are They Real? by lordkhalifa(m): 7:58pm On Jul 08, 2016
Why all this write up about UFO when we have one useless Alien In Aso rock controlling over 180mil people undecided



Abeg who get sugar I want to drink garri huh
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Borno Mosque Leaves 6 People Dead (graphic Photos) by lordkhalifa(m): 7:37pm On Jul 08, 2016
NO1 reason I can't live in desert
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Seize Fayose’s N1.35bn Properties by lordkhalifa(m): 10:20am On Jul 08, 2016
This is totally unacceptable and uncalled.... Why are they after the opposition parties huh? What happen to Ameachi and his ill gotten wealthy huh The earlier we Nigerias start thinking outside the box the better and future of our democracy...



The witch-hunting is selective and skeptic


KING POO-HARI will never be a democrat
PoliticsRe: Hausa Community And Traders Clash In Asaba by lordkhalifa(m): 10:07am On Jul 08, 2016
Dem for try cross the other side of river niger head bridge let's see what will happen....



Umu otu onitcha are ever ready for reprisal

Enough of all dis notherncracy undecided
PoliticsRe: Fayose Hops On A Motorcycle For A Ride To The State Government's House by lordkhalifa(m): 10:02am On Jul 08, 2016
POO-HARI should do the same let's see if he will come back alive undecided
BusinessRe: Shoprite Ilorin Shuts Its Doors As A Result Of Too Much Customers Today by lordkhalifa(m): 9:52am On Jul 08, 2016
Some are here for shop lifting.... I respect yellow-bars undecided
PoliticsRe: Fayose Takes A Walk On Street After Anti-Fayose Protest by lordkhalifa(m): 9:45am On Jul 08, 2016
Fayose the only yellow-bar man that act like igbo dude


Fayose the only yellow-bar man I can vote for without regretting it thereafter

Fayose the only yellow-bar man that supersede/surpasses Pa Awolowo and MKO achievement without short period of time in politics

Fayode the only yellow-bar leader that has the interest of Nigeria @ heart

Fayose the true and direct son of Oduduwa


Fayose if u contest for presidency I will personally canvass 1million block vote for you



Haters Hug transformer cheesygrincheesygrin
CrimeRe: Rival Cult Groups Battle In Ikorodu, Many Feared Dead by lordkhalifa(m): 9:35am On Jul 08, 2016
Agbero everywhere undecided


Sai baba grincheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Germany Vs France: Euro 2016 Semi-finals (0 - 2) On 7th July 2016 by lordkhalifa(m): 9:17am On Jul 08, 2016
When are they going to play super eagle huh

Nigeria is going to win Euro grin cheesy grin
PropertiesRe: Is This Quotation For Roofing Ok? by lordkhalifa(m): 9:01am On Jul 08, 2016
jaff247:
Here is the final quotation we got from a builder to lay the roofing wood for a 4 bedroom
house under construction on about a plot of land.
I'm not an expert in this area, let the experts in th house help me out. Is it ok?

1) Facial board 22 pieces @ N1800 each = N39,600
2) 2 X 6 wood 40 pieces @ N1,000 = N40,000
3) 2 X 4 450 pieces @ N500 = N225,000
4) 2 X 3 350 pieces @ 450 = N157,500
5) 5 inches nail 3 bags @ N8,500 = N255,000
6) 4 inches nail 2 bags = N17,000
7) Oja-Agba(3 bundles) @ 1,500 = N4,500
8 ) Labour for carpentry = N160,000
9) Transport = 20,000

Total Cost = N689,100

What I'm more concerned about are the prices of the materials and the specified
quantities.

I have removed the cost of omo onile.
if total price is #689,100 is not bad I nearly use #1.1m for 5bedroom bungalow the height is 18post high see, the carpenter labor 160k hmmm is a little bit high, the roofing is it with ceiling knocking huh If No reduce the carpenter fee to 100k here are the price of some of your quotation in my area

#1 facial board 22 is too much oooo are u roofing stadium
I use 15 pieces #950 a piece

#2 which one is 2x6 huh Do u mean bottom plate 2X3 by 12 the Price here is #1800 a piece and what are you going to do with 40piece huh I bought 18pieces and couldn't use all of it

#3 2X4 I can understand u mean 2X2 by 18, 450pieces is much unless u want to open wood shop, I use 200piece both the skeleton and the knocking ceiling

#4 2X3 350pieces, I use 180pieces #450 is ok

#5 5Inc nail 5bag huh Omo are u sure of what he told u to buy huh I use 1bag of 5inc nail and can even finish it a bag here is #7000

#6 4inc nail.... Charlie u don't need this one 5inc can serve I did not buy it

#7 Oja Agba huh Do u mean banding wire huh If yes
2 will do the work because I bought 3 and couldn't even make use of 2... #1500k for banding wire is ok

#8 carpenter labor #180k tell him to reduce the price or try another carpenter, I use #130 both the roofing and the ceiling knocking

#9 zinc, I initial want to use Cameron zinc 6ft long by 50pieces in 1 bundle price 51,000 per bundle the carpenter said 4bundle will do, but I later opt for longspan zinc because after much calculation the difference are not much

I will upload the picture if u need it
Goodluck
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is Going On With The Federal Government NPOWER Programme? by lordkhalifa(m): 7:43am On Jul 08, 2016
POO-HARI and APC are scammer undecided


They have scammed gullible ZOMBies cheesygringrincheesy
CrimeRe: Man Killed By Policeman At A Checkpoint In Lagos. Graphic Photos by lordkhalifa(m): 7:39am On Jul 08, 2016
truthspeaks:
Wetin concern politics wit sum1's death. Cos it's nt ur relative or family dats why u can talk anyhow. Learn to empathize. It's a human life dat we r talkin abt here.
those police men are duara secret service... I'm blaming him because he vote for change, and have gotten his own version of change... RIP is enough empathy undecided
FamilyRe: How I And My Ex Lover Ruin My Sister Marriage by lordkhalifa(op): 7:32am On Jul 08, 2016
Neverquit:
undecided lipsrsealed

1) He cheated
2) He cheated without using protection and possibly contracting several types of diseases and/or generational curses/oaths.
3) He got her pregnant...congratulation

So, you (lordkhalifa) are encouraging someone to do abortion? Like Coco said, can you marry someone that had abortion(s)? So una want her womb to spoil finish?

I will never understand the logic that you have to club and get drunk before you can 'catch' fun. Don't you know alcohol impairs your thinking skills?

One important question: if your in-law can travel often, why is his wife not there with him?

Go and confess your sins to your sister.
my sin or his recklessness huh ... Even if I'm drunk I can't still differentiate Good/Bad , is not my fault, the guy is an adult a married man for that matter and he should have control himself, he own his wife all the long explanation and confession, the grudge won't last forever one day she will forgive and forget my role in all this scandal, blood is thicker than water... For the girl hyping the pregnancy on the guy just to extort money from him is totally wrong, from my own calculation she have extort more than 500k from the guy, and as my Ex I'm not in any way in support of her behavior, for her to be using the guy as his ATM machine is something I won't tolerate... The girl is pushing me to the wall I'm still dancing on the gallery maintaining my cool is because the guy want it to remain secret between the 3 of us...
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Pictured With Her Grand Daughter by lordkhalifa(m): 9:30pm On Jul 07, 2016
Publicity stunt
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Riding Bicycle This Morning, Followed By His Security Team by lordkhalifa(m): 9:21pm On Jul 07, 2016
Okoroawusa ride well a northerner as eastern governor shenge undecided
CrimeRe: Man Killed By Policeman At A Checkpoint In Lagos. Graphic Photos by lordkhalifa(m): 8:56pm On Jul 07, 2016
truthspeaks:
I tink dis is a sign of wickedness in you. Who plans to kill himself early morn of d day. Read d story n come back modify ur comment
he is pro sai baba should I mourn him for voting ZOMBie huh
RIP is enough nah kilode
CrimeRe: Man Killed By Policeman At A Checkpoint In Lagos. Graphic Photos by lordkhalifa(m): 7:46pm On Jul 07, 2016
He is pro Sai baba.... He got his own version of change....

RIP
RomanceRe: You Paid Your Girlfriend A Surprise Visit And You Caught Her About Doing This. by lordkhalifa(m): 7:36pm On Jul 07, 2016
I will join her grincheesygrin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Horse Rider In Accident In Niger State by lordkhalifa(m): 7:10pm On Jul 07, 2016
The horse look malnutrition and sicky compare stallion houses abroad....

I wonder why people have to ride untrained animal for fun....

Get well and learn ur lesson
CelebritiesRe: Flavour On Set Of "Professor Johnbull" With Mercy Johnson by lordkhalifa(m): 7:05pm On Jul 07, 2016
Nice man until he give you belle... undecided

My crush mercy is fading up ooooo

Motherhood you wicked undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Footballer Francis Oderah Sentenced To 8 Yrs In Prison For Drug Traffic by lordkhalifa(m): 7:02pm On Jul 07, 2016
This old man is palying football huh

Man U come see striker from 9ja buy ooooo
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Worst Thing You’ve Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by lordkhalifa(m): 6:57pm On Jul 07, 2016
Calling my Ex.... My moral are extremely high.... My chatting and teasing ability will automatically skyrocket to 110%


Lastly I forget my worries instantly and think positively.... If the thing clear for my eyes I go remember Naira is 380 to 1 Dollar



If POO-HARI stupidly place a ban on alcohol we go dance necked in front of Aso rock till he lift the ban... grincheesygrin


In this hardship and economic recession alcohol help us ease some stress up, undecided
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Joins Empire Season IV Cast by lordkhalifa(m): 6:47pm On Jul 07, 2016
This yellow-bar guy is talented in forgery and photoshoping.....


POO-HARI should learn work from him grincheesygrin
PoliticsRe: Bad State Of The Benin-Lokoja Road At Ekpoma by lordkhalifa(m): 6:25pm On Jul 07, 2016
Not that bad compare some roads in Aba....

Buhari should fix it, or lala should tell her mugu1 to get the job done
PoliticsRe: MKO Abiola's Grave 18 Years After by lordkhalifa(m): 5:57pm On Jul 07, 2016
TheGoodJoe:

Explain to me how someone can die fighting cowardly. The bolded above.
a brave and wise man need to live and fight another day... Cowardice is when u have leverage to live but u awkwardly decide to die
FamilyRe: How I And My Ex Lover Ruin My Sister Marriage by lordkhalifa(op): 5:54pm On Jul 07, 2016
Askseek:
Deed is done, she obviously is not terminating the pregnancy. Your sisters husband should confess to his wife. When the baby is born, get a paternity test. For all you know he is not the father. Now regarding the betrayal that is another issue entirely, one I have no idea how you or your Inlaw can make it up to your sister but baby steps
no be small thing... I can't even face my sister because she give me all the leverage, she denied me nothing, she like my second mother, at times I feel like kidnapping the girl, she is a torn on my fresh
CrimeRe: Chinese Woman Ernest Hotel In Lagos by lordkhalifa(m): 1:15pm On Jul 07, 2016
Abeg seize her passport and throw her inside kiri-kiri prison until chinese people paid up....for that figure add more 00 to the figure so it can tarry with current exchange rate of Dollar.... Chinese people are naturally evil and wicked... if them refuse to act deport chinese ambassador back to his country and throw every chinese without papers inside jail...

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