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Yaba

:-x :-x :-x

o.k ooo

paraee kolo momo,

bumbocklak

Huuuummmmmmm

I rest my case,

true yan

i'm out

really crazy

A man went to a clinic and complained of stomach ache. The doctor asked him what he ate and he said he
ate a spoilt cake. So, the doctor went into the store and brought out an eye-drop. Surprised, the man said,
“Sir, I am having stomach ache, not eye pain.” Then the doctor said,” If you were not having eye pain, you
wouldn’t have eaten the cake, would you?”

chai!!! that woman don die, lol

ol'boy

nice one bro.

Keep searching . @ poster u too much joo

Make una go back to work go do better things joooooooo,

coooooool

I was waiting for a taxi opposite a lodge called lodge 2005 when an angry female voice started screaming, cursing and raining abuses on a guy standing next to her. Thinking that the guy was harassing her, people moved closer to know what the problem was.
on asking what the matter was, the lady started: I only thought this useless guy is taking me to a nice place on a date not knowing he is bringing me to this yeye place.
Every body started wondering what could be wrong with such a nice place; then she continued "if only i knew he is bringing me to this lodge that has expired since 2005"

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yeeeee. the police go smell reach house

nice one

My ribs don break oooo

Thank u my people

I was sitting in the waiting room of the maternity ward after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse came to
announce to the man sitting next to me, “Congratulations sir, you are the new father of twins!” The man replied,
“Wonderful! I work for Doublemint Chewing Gum Company”. About an hour later, the same nurse came to the
waiting room and announced that Mr. Tambo’s wife had been delivered of triplets. “Well, how do you like that?
I work for the 3M Company,” Mr. Tambo said. When the nurse appeared again and told another man that his
wife had quadruplets (four babies), I was the one who asked the man where he worked. He told me he worked
for Foursquare Ministries. Ah, I rose and felt I needed some fresh air. I was an employee of 7UP!

nice one

An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily, So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.
The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

400 Meters race

kai! walahi this man i wan killi me with laphta ko

Fine Ojuju

Bumbocklak

@ Dyt u self dey anounce ur presence? ok i've seen u guys. welcome

U sure??