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Oke fomo, oke kura (make u no enter there o.. Na prison ), kodi seleko, oke oyi etc

Let's wait till the rain stops and the dam water level drops.

BREAKING_NEWS}
BILL GATES has resigned as
the Chairman 0f MICR0-
S0FT after receiving a letter
from AKP0RS.
AKP0RS} Dear Sir, i have some likely questi0ns to
ask...
1) The Keyb0ard alphabets
are not in 0rder, when will
you launch the correct
version 2) There's "Start" butt0n but
nothing 2 "St0p"
3) I have learn't MS w0rd,
when will you launch MS
sentence
4) There is Recycle Bin but no Re-scooter Bin, why
5) And finally a personal
question: Why is your name,
"GATES" even though you
sell Wind0ws...

girl: "Dad, what's better? to pass or to fail?"
Dad: "To pass obviously"
Girl: "OH GOOD, YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED MY PREGNANCY TEST

In a land of boko-haram & a time of
ASSU
strike, The destiny of a great country
rests
on d shoulders of a confused
president. His
name,

Where u post ur own?

2 mad men in a mental hospital. Were planing 2 escape, n d only way 2 pass tru d gate, z 2 beat d guards 2 death. So dey took dia knives along with dem. When dey got to d gate, the guards were nt around so dey decided 2 go bak and come bak lata.

Dj'Bombastic
A man went 4 hair-cut in a salon,
as he was shaving he noticed a
pretty lady sitting patiently in d
shop. Suddenly d man turned 2 d
lady and said 'Woman,u are so
pretty, can we meet later 2day? D
Woman replied: i'm married.
D Man continued: and so? u can jst tell
ur husband u re going 2 d hospital 2
visit a frnd,and 4rm there,
Woman replied: tell him urself,he's d
one shaving ur hair.
#Gobe!

wet it

Thank u my pipu

Wife: Baa bukkie, where on earth are you?
Husband: honey, u remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and you totally fell in lov with it?
The wife relaxed with a smile.
Wife: yes, the king of my heart i remember
, Husband: and you remember i do not have money 2 buy it for you at that time and i told you "honey, that necklace will be yours one day"
The wife is totally relaxed with a big smile now and even blushing.
Wife: yes i remember my love, d only cockroach in my cupboard,
Husband: good Iya bukkie. i am in a beer parlour next 2 dat shop wer I'm chopping d lyf of my head!!!
WHAT!!! Lolllll

In a suicide attempt
Torres entered the locker room picked
a gun from the shelf pointed it to his
head and as expected, he
missed!!! , lollll

The Height of Laziness
Boy: Mom, please bring me a glass of
water
Mom: Come & get it yourself
Boy: Pls Mom
Mom: if u repeat that again I will slap
you
Boy: ok when you are coming to slap
me, bring the water=))
Hav a luvly weekend, stay fly

nigeria lady got
married 2 a chinese guy, she got
pregnant and gave birth 2 a son,the
baby died after 5 days, at the funeral
her aunt came crying saying ,i Know
it ! , i know it ! curious relative took d
aunt 2 a near by corner and asked her
what she meant by i know it! She said
'I know say China product no dey last.

An Igbo man had no wife, no child, no
money, no home and a blind mother.
He prayed to God, and God got moved
by his prayers and told him to make
ONLY ONE request that will be granted.
The Igbo man prayed thus; ''God, i
want my mother to see my wife
putting diamond bangles on my
children's hands in our mansion''.God
thought to Himself, Damn, i still have
a lot to learn from these Igbo people
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The guy don dey ova grow na

pele

gen2 boy ko

dnt u joke with other people's name?

If Obi is a Boi, and Ada is a gal, den waz Adaobi»?? *-*

Thanks my people

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!! !!! Our phone~~wireless!Cooking~~fireless!Food~~fatless!Dress~~sleeveless!Youth~~jobless!Leaders~~shameless! Relations~~meaningless! Attitudes~~careless!Feelings~~heartless! Education~~valueless! Children~~mannerless!Everything is becoming LESS But still,Our hopes are ~Endless. In fact I am speechless.

3 words, 8 letters. 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU!

Lionel Messi went out on a Friday night when coming back, he got hooked up wiv a pretty lady. He took her to his hotel room they got settled. Then d lady went into d bathroom to shower, when she got back she saw three naked men on d bed, astonishingly she asked "what's happening" and Messi replied "I can't perform without Xavi & Iniesta!=))

na from where this kunbee for come from self.
oo de ba ko eyin wole,

Helep me type am with ur fingers na

I will never atikulize my people,

Na ves be rat