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A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses.

The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks, :Can your dog perform other tricks?".

"But of course", the man answers, "he can even satisfy a woman." Anxious to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above the bar. She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed.

The dogs looks at her and does nothing.

"It's always the same thing with you!", the man then shouts to the dog, 'I'll show you how to do it one last time'.

hahahahahaha

that means guys will have to differentiate girls.

i fear ooo

as A B C

na wetin dey do u dey do us na

Na bathe be that

Adidas.

u fit bathe inside washing machine?

abi u wan try 400m race on BRT lane?

pummmm

Do u really think i'm gonna miss it

he wan try his luck nii

u fit use trailer carry weight?

u fit swim across Atlantic ocean?

u wan ride Bike go France?

nice one bro

That means the head no fit break.

baba self try na

Reaching the end on a job interview, the Examiner asked a young Engineer " What starting salary are u looking for?"
The Engineer replied " In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefit package"
The interviewer said "Well, what will u do to a package of five weeks vacatn, 14 paid holidays, full medical company matching requirement fund of up to 50% of salary and a company car leased every two years?"
The engineer sat up straight and said "are u kidding me?"
The interviewer replied, "well, yeah, but u started it"

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is thissssssss?

Flying chicken

;d ;d

me i go laff oooo. hahahahahahaha

how did u know? have i ever kissed u ?

kiss me kee? u wan make i begin vomit intestine??

OMG!! sweetliet has kissed u b4 no wonda.

Who go wan follow mad man chop?

abi u wan use trailer carry weight

;d ;d ;d

Bumboclut!!!!!!!!!!!

U fit do morning prayer for BRT lane?

u fit chop with mad man?

Abi u wan use indomie do death by hanging

ngboo

@poster your head deydia jooo

drogba by drogba. .himself

See that toothless gum wey y take talk.

u try joo

Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"

His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"