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Jokes Etc › Re: M. J for Oshodi by lordmassac(m): 6:36pm On Aug 01, 2009
You mean say M.J self don turn kpako.
Jokes Etc › Re: Shap Shap! by lordmassac(op): 6:53pm On Jul 31, 2009
yes na
Jokes Etc › Re: Pablo And Paco by lordmassac(m): 6:16pm On Jul 31, 2009
dirty boy grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Think by lordmassac(op): 6:05pm On Jul 31, 2009
because johnny is a bad boy grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Greatest Shock by lordmassac(m): 4:19pm On Jul 23, 2009
with tension from excess pulling.
Jokes Etc › True Love by lordmassac(op): 4:11pm On Jul 23, 2009
Two lovers decided to commit suicide. They got to the montain top and the lady suggested that the guy should jump first being a man, the guy accepted and jumped. The lady clossed her eyes walked away and said LOVE IS BLIND. The guy mid-air released his parachute,shook his head and said TRUE love never DIES>>>>>>>
Jokes Etc › Re: Shap Shap! by lordmassac(op): 4:08pm On Jul 23, 2009
so where is it paining you? abi u be one of those onetime posers?
Jokes Etc › When Trouble Looms by lordmassac(op): 4:01pm On Jul 23, 2009
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and
Panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
WHAT DO U COUNT TO BE STRESS
Jokes Etc › Shap Shap! by lordmassac(op): 3:55pm On Jul 23, 2009
A young man fancied a lady he met at a friend’s place. Before the guy could deliver his manifesto; the lady gushed, "please, if you want to “toast” me, make it snappy, because I’m in haste." "So am I, the young man replied. "Can we meet in the back seat of that car……………,
Jokes Etc › Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by lordmassac(m): 3:46pm On Jul 23, 2009
and the guy must be romi
ya rite grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Greatest Shock by lordmassac(m): 3:45pm On Jul 23, 2009
that one means trouble ooo!! bcoz the baby fit cut the piston comot
Jokes Etc › Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by lordmassac(m): 3:28pm On Jul 23, 2009
u sure sey all ya teeth never fall comot? huh huh arugbo cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Foot Ball Politician by lordmassac(op): 2:46pm On Jul 23, 2009
red card angry angry
Jokes Etc › Foot Ball Politician by lordmassac(op): 5:42pm On Jul 22, 2009
a journalist once ask a politician " since u become a lawmaker, no one has heared u cough or sneezed on the floor of the house. are u a centreleft, a far right or centre right politician, idiologically speaking?" then the politician replied "nonsense question! i'm a politician not a footballer, understand? nxt time u would ask if i'm an attaker or defender.sum of u need to go back to skool, for God sake ah! ha!!"
Jokes Etc › Re: Wetin Go Make Naija People Happy Dieeeeeee! by lordmassac(m): 5:27pm On Jul 22, 2009
nice one bro cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by lordmassac(m): 10:02am On Jul 17, 2009
corret guy grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Caretaker. . . Lol by lordmassac(m): 9:54am On Jul 17, 2009
that one na bele?!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Matured Tyt Joke by lordmassac(m): 9:39am On Jul 17, 2009
& na matured joke u call am o
wetin u come dey try talk? huh huh say the guy no mature. shocked shocked shocked shocked
no! i no like that one at all angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Workers Sabi Lie by lordmassac(m): 5:03pm On Jul 06, 2009
but one na executive beggar
that one be say the guy dey beg for BRT shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Too Long? by lordmassac(m): 4:50pm On Jul 06, 2009
chai!!! the guy do turn okobo cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Ble Retires by lordmassac(m): 12:47pm On Jul 03, 2009
this romade self. na hiaa for u ooooo cool cool cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Wives N Mistresses by lordmassac(m): 12:18pm On Jul 03, 2009
ho boy!!!! na knock be thathuh grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: A Wife’s Special Birthday Present by lordmassac(m): 12:58pm On Jun 25, 2009
the cab man na oya. wetin konsine wheel wit love mata?
Jokes Etc › Re: Wives N Mistresses by lordmassac(m): 12:25pm On Jun 25, 2009
fANTASTIC
(coke)astic
Romance › Re: 17 Signs U Love Someone by lordmassac(m): 12:31pm On Jun 18, 2009
my guy u are a phyl. y are very correct. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by lordmassac(m): 12:23pm On Jun 18, 2009
dani1luv wey uhuh huh huh huh yawah don gas oooo angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by lordmassac(m): 12:16pm On Jun 18, 2009
i no dey support bad thing
who tell u say na bad thing. i know say u be laundryman. so stop pretending cool cool cool cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by lordmassac(m): 11:59am On Jun 18, 2009
Ba kuda ankali ne?
na now i know sey u be capital M.U.M.U. in short u are too gullible.

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