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You mean say M.J self don turn kpako. |
yes na |
dirty boy ![]() |
because johnny is a bad boy ![]() |
with tension from excess pulling. |
Two lovers decided to commit suicide. They got to the montain top and the lady suggested that the guy should jump first being a man, the guy accepted and jumped. The lady clossed her eyes walked away and said LOVE IS BLIND. The guy mid-air released his parachute,shook his head and said TRUE love never DIES>>>>>>> |
so where is it paining you? abi u be one of those onetime posers? |
Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and Panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant and Panic is when both are pregnant. WHAT DO U COUNT TO BE STRESS |
A young man fancied a lady he met at a friend’s place. Before the guy could deliver his manifesto; the lady gushed, "please, if you want to “toast” me, make it snappy, because I’m in haste." "So am I, the young man replied. "Can we meet in the back seat of that car……………, |
and the guy must be romiya rite ![]() |
that one means trouble ooo!! bcoz the baby fit cut the piston comot |
u sure sey all ya teeth never fall comot? arugbo ![]() |
red card ![]() |
a journalist once ask a politician " since u become a lawmaker, no one has heared u cough or sneezed on the floor of the house. are u a centreleft, a far right or centre right politician, idiologically speaking?" then the politician replied "nonsense question! i'm a politician not a footballer, understand? nxt time u would ask if i'm an attaker or defender.sum of u need to go back to skool, for God sake ah! ha!!" |
nice one bro ![]() |
corret guy ![]() |
that one na bele?!!! |
& na matured joke u call am owetin u come dey try talk? say the guy no mature. no! i no like that one at all ![]() |
but one na executive beggarthat one be say the guy dey beg for BRT |
chai!!! the guy do turn okobo ![]() |
this romade self. na hiaa for u ooooo ![]() |
ho boy!!!! na knock be that ![]() |
the cab man na oya. wetin konsine wheel wit love mata? |
fANTASTIC(coke)astic |
my guy u are a phyl. y are very correct. ![]() |
dani1luv wey u yawah don gas oooo ![]() |
i no dey support bad thingwho tell u say na bad thing. i know say u be laundryman. so stop pretending ![]() |
Ba kuda ankali ne?na now i know sey u be capital M.U.M.U. in short u are too gullible. |
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