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A 90-year old man said to his doctor "i've never felt better. i have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child, so what do you think of that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minutes and then said "i have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never missed a season. one day when he was going out in bit of hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. when he got to the creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. he raised his umbrella and went 'bang bang' and the rabbit fell dead. what do you think of that.?"

the 90-year old said "i'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

the doctor replied "that's exactly my point.

eletrified

eletrified

wetin do ur eyeball

pepper enter his eye balls

One day, during the lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with "MY FATHER BOUGHT MY MOTHER A BEAUTIFUL DRESS AND SHE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL IN IT."
teacher replied "Very good Suzie."
she then called on little Michael. "MY MOMMY PLANNED A BEAUTIFUL BANQUET AND IT TURNED OUT BEAUTIFULLY." teacher replied "Excellent Michael."
then she called on little Johnny.
"LAST NIGHT AT THE DINNER TABLE MY SISTER TOLD MY FATHER THAT SHE WAS PRAGNANT AND MY FATHER SAID 'BEAUTIFUL, JUST F***G BEAUTIFUL."

he will just sub

y u come dey vex

i no dey vex i just dey shakara na but wait oo na fear u fear so

e no vex,him voic just hard

you no know sey i just take ganja finish, come wash am down with burukutu

anyways it good to be organise

ya rite

its lo******** dont say i told u sha

yeah you should be afraid to say that name, b'cos its aftermat can be expensive

his sack letter will be given to him free of apology

hotter and hotter again

who is talking

baaaaaaad guy

i know dat mister

how did u know him who is he

why ar u guys counter attacking each other?

dat is a woman dat plans ahead

ya rite

nd confusion reigns on d tred

what is confusing you

A dying man smells his favourite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. it takes all the strength he has left to get up from the bed and crawls downstairs. he sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his hand and yells:
No, you can't have those, they are for your funeral!!!

By their fruits we shall know them!

who be them

I be lekpa na! Na why Dani talk say u dey try inflate me.lol

Your own na lepa shandy or lepa gbigbe

why u like kiss like tis naa

u for interpret in ibadan english na