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titiiiiiiiii! u wan kill person? if yes, then more of those.

bad girls don jam bad boy

;d ;d

you mean he's got after five eye?

lol ;d

you can still do more

Old school

post ur own new skool now

ti ti! when you turn mathematician

;d ;d ;d

speak out na
abi bone don jam ur throat

if bone jam me for throat; your own throat do block.

the boy sorpose crush the boobs

a man found himself lost in a forest. after a few hours, he come upon a house. he knocked an was greeted by an old chinese man. "i'm lost" said he man. "can u put me up for the nite?"
"certainly" said the chimese, "but on one condition. i'll inflict upon u d 3 worst chinese tortures known, if u touch my daughter".
Thinkin that the girl will be old as well, the man said "ok". during dinner, the girl come down d stairs (stunningly beautiful) with nice figure. she was obviously attracted to d man because she cant keep her eyes off him toughout the meal. but the man behaved.
During the night, he cld bear it no more and he sneak to the girls room.

latter he returned to his room exhausted, but happy.
He woke up to feel a pressure on his chest.

opening his eyes; he saw a rock on his chest with a not that said: torture 1.
well thats pretty scrappy he said. if thats d best the old man can do, then i dont have much to worry about. he picked the stone, walk to d window and threw it out. as he did so he noticed another note that said:

torture no 2:"rock tied to left testicle"
in a panick he jumped after the stone to avoid betting injured. as he jumped he saw another note on the ground that said

torture no 3: "right testicled tied to the bedpost."

:-x :-x

can u open new topic so we can go there chatting?

why cant you go and open the new topic by ur self

happy birthday ;d ;d ;d ;d :d

INFOBABA!!!!! I am in the mood . . . . . Angry

For what Undecided

abeg helep me ask am oooo

titi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. wetin gaby do u so? why you go leak him secret?
i no like am oo
gaby abeg no vex

jeovy try bring up one topic

titilayour, make you no mind jeovy jo. you try. Cool

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titilayour, make you no mind jeovy jo. you try.

why are you writing on your landlord's wall
VISITOR

error!!!! i no go fit stand near this one ooo

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"



She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"



The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us and get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs, it's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."

o boy you better go and take a nap . so that you go fit dream of kere wawa

i no gree laf, i no gree cry, ino gree smile i just .
ok make i helep u laf small.

yeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! this man don die

ife bi eji owuro.

lil jonny sef dey tiaooo. nice one

so na you be the devil

corret pics

lordmassacre, u wan die? i go bring johnny come for u Wink

yeee!!!! i no wan die na why i dey beg you . in short wetin jonny wan do me sef . i just de joke now