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Jokes Etc › Re: You Can't Get Into Her Panties Until You Change Your Attitude by lordmassac(m): 2:32pm On Mar 02, 2009
nice one grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Another Man's Picture by lordmassac(m): 2:22pm On Mar 02, 2009
finger no dey itch u huh huh huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? by lordmassac(m): 2:06pm On Mar 02, 2009
corrrrrrrrrrrrret grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Kelewa Again by lordmassac(m): 1:44pm On Mar 02, 2009
tity, why you dey blow kelewa up na huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Kelewa Again by lordmassac(m): 1:41pm On Mar 02, 2009
tity, why you dey blow kelewa up na huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Office Leaving Certificate by lordmassac(m): 1:19pm On Mar 02, 2009
poor performance grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by lordmassac(m): 12:57pm On Mar 02, 2009
I BEG HELP ME ASK ROMADE WETIN HE DEY FIND FOR DAT PLACE because I NO UNDASTND
ASK AM YOUR SELF NA cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Thinking by lordmassac(m): 2:40pm On Feb 28, 2009
hum hummmmm cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Are You My Son? by lordmassac(m): 2:29pm On Feb 28, 2009
cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 2:10pm On Feb 28, 2009
you wey dey wear your girlfriend cover shoe go church, abeg take style barb your armpit hairs, abi u wan fix am weavonhuh
chai!!! this guy don suffer. Na do g bite u so huh abi how you take get rabbies huh huh huh saliver don full every where shocked shocked shocked kpele oooooooooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 1:27pm On Feb 26, 2009
@lowdmassacre
i no mumu reach u na, u wey dey wear ur girlfriend bra?
how u take know huh. now tell me who be mumu, man dey wear bra huh huh huh you think say i be u wey de share pant wit ur girlfriend huh cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Your First Kiss by lordmassac(m): 3:39pm On Feb 25, 2009
he cant now, cuss he is busie.
doing what huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by lordmassac(m): 8:24pm On Feb 21, 2009
hum shocked chicken chicken grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Your First Kiss by lordmassac(m): 7:59pm On Feb 21, 2009
yea u right, tnx to Ben20001, looks very much like him
ngbo ben20001 come defend the alegation now now angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 7:53pm On Feb 21, 2009
the type wey u dey die for
me die for that you yeye k-leg embarassed embarassed embarassed you be mumu

i wnt to become a virgin, who will help me out
people plenty wey go helep u now

i am a born again oooooooooo
see this one dey mumu him self

e dey pain me gaga
wetin dey pain you huh huh huh dem tia ur leg?
Jokes Etc › Re: No Laff Oh by lordmassac(m): 7:39pm On Feb 21, 2009
laff now, make i knock your bald head
as i get bald head na so you get long throat
Jokes Etc › Re: Angry Wife by lordmassac(m): 7:35pm On Feb 21, 2009
what am i gonna be afraid of? ghosts or mortals?

i aint no coward and i fear no nigger.
Guy, stop foo ling ur self. u are afraid of sum1 tongue tongue tongue tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by lordmassac(m): 7:32pm On Feb 20, 2009
order in chat room!!!!!!! angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Your First Kiss by lordmassac(m): 11:15am On Feb 19, 2009
Its a Lie
wetin be lie huh huh who is telling the lie huh you or your sight grin cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Shave The Beards Please: by lordmassac(m): 11:08am On Feb 19, 2009
water don pass agari oooo shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Angry Wife by lordmassac(m): 11:07am On Feb 19, 2009
notin dear
why are you afraid huh huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Angry Wife by lordmassac(m): 11:03am On Feb 19, 2009
*dials the mailman's number*
i no get him number now

abeg who get dialing directory plssssssssssssssssssss huh huh huh huh huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: No Laff Oh by lordmassac(m): 10:39am On Feb 19, 2009
i no fit laff ooooo lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 10:18am On Feb 19, 2009
spoilt brat
NO BE YOU SPOIL ME huh huh

No wonder all the young girls in your area are all having bowlegs
How did you know huh oloju kokoro shocked shocked shocked no be you com give them bow leg angry angry

ome even have k legs
k leg lik your own abi huh huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by lordmassac(m): 8:10pm On Feb 18, 2009
this guy cool cool i know sey your lips go don peel finish embarassed embarassed embarassed you don kiss soabi all kind of kisses. na wahooooooooooo wink wink wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Angry Wife by lordmassac(m): 2:19pm On Feb 17, 2009
Hmmmnnn! Na wa for women o.
now tell me: whats is wrong with women

na wah 4 men oo
and un wetin do men angry angry angry angry

that woman must be lolaabbey Grin if na lie ask the mailman Grin
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mailman angry angry com tell us ur own. natrue huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by lordmassac(m): 2:08pm On Feb 17, 2009
make una no spoil this our little sister na Angry
who be little girl huh huh she be iya agba cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Your First Kiss by lordmassac(m): 6:21pm On Feb 16, 2009
you guys should leave the boy alone. angry angry angry angry
if you want to kiss go and join him cool shocked shocked cool
Jokes Etc › Re: The Announcement by lordmassac(m): 6:12pm On Feb 16, 2009
y u dey copy now,na me sey open secret now Cheesy Cheesy
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leave am make he be (open secret) na wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 6:09pm On Feb 16, 2009
i wonder why girls cant close their legs till they tie the knot.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin
its b'cos guys cant leave that area alone. i mean guys prefer open legs wink wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Angry Wife by lordmassac(m): 6:07pm On Feb 16, 2009
of course u av 2 shout.oya begin dey shout Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. lipsrsealed. he don do now. abi u wan make ma troat tear huh gomot that juju wey u take talk am now now angry angry angry angry

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