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yarimo:Ur foo.lish father and his father are unfortunate. Ur whorish mother and her entire generation are unfortunate. Itid! |
*(His Excellency, Mr Peter Obi as the President of Nigeria)* *Chief of Staff:* Good morning, Your Excellency Sir *Peter Obi:* Una with dis una Excellency, can't you just say Good morning sir. *Chief of Staff:* Okay, Good morning sir. *Peter Obi:* Good morning my brother, how is your family? *Chief of Staff:* We are fine sir. Thank you sir. *Peter Obi:* What's the update my brother. *Chief of Staff:* I am here to brief you about the preparation for the forthcoming United Nation General Assembly in New York sir. *Peter Obi:* Ok, go on pls *Chief of Staff:* Sir, if ok by you, you will be departing Nigeria on Tuesday sir since the UNGA will be commencing on Thursday, this will give you ample time to relax, then you are scheduled to return back to the country on Monday though the General Assembly will close on Saturday. You know it won't be proper to hurry out of America sir. *Peter Obi:* (Looking at the man with full attention) *Chief of Staff:* Your Excellency Sir, you will be accompanied on your journey by 8 of your ministers, 6 state governors (1 from each of the geopolitical zones), 5 SSAs, 5 SAs, 5PAs and 15 security personnels. You shall be traveling with one of the finest Presidential Jets *Peter Obi:* (Removes his eye glasses, feeling agitated) *Chief of Staff:* Sir, we are also making arrangements with one of the biggest hotels in New York for the reservation of all the rooms in that hotel for you and members of your entourage. All together, SIX BILLION NAIRA will be expended on the trip. *Peter Obi:* (Jumping up from his seat like a man stung by a deadly scorpion) Six what? *Chief of Staff:* Six Billion Naira sir *Peter Obi:* Come my friend it seems that you have gone mad. Do you know what you are talking about? N6,000,000,000 for just a 3-Day General Assembly. Do you know that with that amount (pulls out his calculator), we can build six housing estates in the 6 geopolitical zones for low income earners? Do you know that with that amount we can fund 12 federal universities with N500 million each? Do you know how many kilometers of roads that amount can handle? Do you know with N100 million each, N6 billion naira can fund 60 public secondary schools in our country? Do you ... *Chief of Staff:* (Cuts in gently) But your Excellency ... *Peter Obi:* (Angrily cuts in) See young man don't provoke me this morning. This is what will happen. We shall leave on Wednesday night and join them on Thursday morning and come back to Nigeria on Saturday as soon as the Assembly closes *Chief of Staff:* But you Excellency . . . *Peter Obi:* (Ignores him) I shall be traveling with the Minister of Foreign Affairs and my Special Adviser on Trades and Investment. Three of us only. Do you hear me, three of us only. The UN will provide security for us. As for Presidential Jet, don't worry about that, I have already spoken to my friend Onyema of Peace Airline, they have reserved three seats for us in the economy class so that I can have an opportunity to interact with Nigerians. *Chief of Staff:* But your Excellency, what will people say when they see our president traveling on ordinary commercial airlines? *Peter Obi:* What do they say when the Pope travels on commercial airlines? Yes, as for accommodation. I will call my friend, Mike Adenuga, he has a house in New York, we shall sleep there for three days. I know he will not say no. See my brother, there is no money to throw away, things are hard. *Chief of Staff:* But your Excellency, what will I tell the governors and the other ministers, they are already getting ready for the journey. *Peter Obi:* (Smiling) Tell them things are no longer the same *Chief of Staff:* Thank you sir (Pick his things to leave) *Peter Obi:* Bia, my friend, when next you bring this type of paper to my office for approval, you will be relieved of your position. *Chief of Staff:* I am very sorry sir. Truly, truly, THINGS ARE NO LONGER THE SAME |
The Presidential aspiration of Mr Peter Gregory Obi is exceptional in that as of January 2022, He was relatively unknown at the national level of politics in Nigeria. Things changed the moment He consulted with the kings in Anambra and subsequently openly declared for presidency, then came the momentum of support, mostly from the youth. His excellency Mr Peter Obi's aspiration also exposed Him to the cabals a.k.a. the mini-Amadiohas of Igbo extraction. Mind you, each tribe has their own mini-deities but what makes these ones unique, is that they've revealed themselves as the entities that must be retired, if the Igbo man/woman must breathe. These mini-deities include: 1. Arthur Eze- who thinks he can appoint who should contest for presidency from Igbo tribe, he even promised soludo to be the next after atiku. 2. Charles Chukwuma Soludo- the current Anambra state governor who is a representative of these deities in Anambra state government, believes that it is and not Peter Obi, that should have been the rave of the moment. Ken Nnamani- the so-called ebeano of Enugu state is another mini-deity who deifies Mr Tinubu, the past governor of Lagos State as his mentor and who craved to institutionalize god-fatherism in Enugu state before Mr Sullivan Chime retired him. He came back to prominence recently because of the female governor currently presiding over the affairs of Enugu state. Others include: Orji Uzor Kalu, Emeka Ihedioha, Ike Ekweremmadu, Rochas Okorocha, Uche Ekwunife etcetera. The Igbo amongst other things, hate bondage and if there is one thing that this election has shown, it means our cries for marginalisation were being thwarted at the upper level by the cabals of our tribe, just like other tribes. Dethroning and demystifying these ancestors is one of the greatest steps in the path of redemption. 2023 elections are upon us, it will be won and lost and definitely, lessons will be learnt but the truth remains that I'd personally, just like many other Easterners agree, fight to a stand still,any cry of presidency from the East again because these cabals have proven that it is just about their interest. Win or lose, Peter Obi has really opened our eyes,the East and Indeed the Igbo tribe will never be the same again, politics-wise. You're free to add more names to the mini-deities. |
FreeStuffsNG:Ur cries, my pleasure.. |
4teenblaq, your brother believes that by denigrating/insulting Igbo people, he will gain an imaginary acceptance by the others. I'm glad you've said what you said but I'll reiterate this; The Igbo man may appear indifferent to all these abuses but the Igbo do not forget & at the right time, words like these, spoken by these Ikan brethren against a tribe that never did them any wrong, will be answered for some day. One of them was even talking about killing the Igbo people, like how does a clan of about 20-30k people challenge a tribe of about 50million? No be juju be that? |
Felimax:Your cry is ever delicious. You think that they'll love you for selling ur brothers across the Niger? Lol. D future will tell. |
[quote author=omenka post=116317756][/quote]Guy, ur daftness is legendary. What is ur age boy? Are you not too old for thus shit?.. |
Supreme court governor has finished IMO state.. God help them please! |
Ambanosa:Do you sell it or you know where it's sold? |
Deadlytruth:Thunder & lightening combined, destroy u, you fccking bastard. Ode ozuoor of d lowest order. Make that Igbo gossiping choke ur retarded life out of existence. Idiot like you. It is how you people go about, propagating hatred against the Igbo tribe, thank God for d age of internet. Useless things that are only united by Igbophobia. Shebi when the Igbo tribe leave this useless contraption, lemme see the next tribe that y'all will choose to hate. Fuccked up Pussey ass imp. |
CryptoClub2018:You're a bastard. Fvck you & ur useless tribe, idiot. Who told you that the Igbo people want to share a country with you? If I konk ur father ehn. |
Not that it's any of my biz, but it was rumoured He's into ass hunting just like His counterpart Mr Gozie Okeke.. But what do I know? RIP to him. |
Last week’s verbal attack on the Igbo by a Roman Catholic priest, Rev. Fr. James Anelu, from Edo State, brought the issue of Igbophobia to the fore once more in Nigeria. As if on cue, the next day, a deputy commissioner of police, Mr Ibrahim Babazango, from Adamawa State, was reported to have threatened the life of one Igbo man, Mr. Vincent Umeh, for buying the property next to his residence in Yola, the capital of Adamawa State. For Rev. Fr. Anelu, the Priest-in-Charge of Holy Trinity Catholic Church, Enu-Owa, Ikorodu, Lagos State, the trigger was that the choir was singing “too many” Igbo choruses. It was reported that he stopped the choir midway and outlawed the singing of Igbo songs in the church. That was not all. He went into the usual ethnic tirade of how Igbo people liked to dominate everywhere, citing the example of an Igbo person being the bishop of his home diocese (Benin Diocese), and other stereotypical statements. From his speech, captured on camera, it was obvious the singing of Igbo songs was not his main problem. The Igbo were his problem. Even though that parish was highly populated by Igbo people, for the sake of integration and inclusiveness, songs sung at such a church should reflect the ethnic diversity of Nigeria. A Roman Catholic head of a parish wields enormous power. He can sack the entire choir. If Anelu’s concern was truly the need for inclusiveness, he could have invited the leaders of the choir to a private meeting and explained to them the need to sing more songs from other ethnic groups and English. After that, if the problem persisted, he could apply punitive measures to the leadership of the choir or the lead vocalists with the sole aim of correcting the problem. He could also take other practical measures to change the situation like encouraging more non-Igbo people to join the choir. He could also encourage non-Igbo to teach the choir more non-Igbo songs to deepen their repertoire. But the words of Fr. Anelu showed that his primary concern was not to promote inclusiveness but to express his views about the Igbo. The Archbishop of the Catholic Archdiocese of Lagos quickly intervened by suspending him. In the case of Babazango, Sahara Reporters had reported that he was caught in an audio warning Umeh to reverse the land purchase deal or face some consequences, including no guarantee of his personal safety. “We’re a homogeneous community, I don’t want you; you can’t be my next-door neighbour, I swear. What sort of insult is this? Can any northerner move now to the South-East, say Onitsha, and just bump into any neighbourhood to buy a property just like that?” the senior police officer had allegedly said to Umeh. Sahara Reporters reported that when it contacted Babazango, he maintained his stand on the issue. A follow-up news story by Sahara Reporters noted that the Nigeria Police Force described the accusation as false, stating that Umeh never reported such a case to them as he claimed. However, Sahara Reporters confirmed that Umeh reported the matter to Zone 3 Police Command, Yola and also the office of the Department of State Services in December 2021. These cases only became points of interest because of the status of those involved and because they were brought to the media space. But they are not unusual. They are only part of a bigger and deeper problem. In the recent past, some prominent Nigerians like the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.); Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu; Senator Oluremi Tinubu; Hon. Abike Dabiri-Erewa, etc, have been caught on camera displaying Igbophobia. However, most non-Igbo, who don’t experience Igbophobia, would easily dismiss any claim that Igbophobia is systemic in Nigeria. But that should not be surprising because they are not involved. It is said that whoever feels it knows it. There are two types of Igbophobia in Nigeria: the brazen and the subtle. The brazenness is what usually attracts national attention. Subtle Igbophobia usually goes unnoticed. It is so deep in the system that it is taken as normal. In fact, those who engage in it do not realise that they have such a problem. It manifests in different ways like giving the Igbo a different standard or condition that is not given to other ethnicities or always believing that there is “something” wrong with the Igbo. Many nice, urbane, educated, supposedly detribalised, open-minded Nigerians don’t even know that they have Igbophobic tendencies. They will swear with conviction that they are not Igbophobes. But once you hear someone say: “Igbos are great people but…;” “I have many Igbo friends. I have nothing against Igbos but…;” “The problem with Igbos is…,” you see a subtle Igbophobe. If you discuss the issue further with such people, their next line is that they are speaking the truth and that one problem with “you people” is that you don’t like the truth.” Then you hear something like: “You people are too emotional.” To such people, they are merchants of truth and rationality, while the problem is with “you people.” Whichever way the Igbo act, such people find something wrong with it. For example, if the Igbo vote for their kinsman, the accusation is: “You people are clannish.” If people from the North or South-West or South-South do the same, the music changes to: “They are politically strategic.” If the Igbo vote for non-Igbo people, the same people say: “Igbo people don’t speak with one voice. They don’t love one another.” If people from the North or South-West or South-South do the same, the narrative changes to: “They are politically sophisticated.” Then, if the Igbo vote massively for one candidate, the accusation becomes: “Igbo put their eggs in one basket.” If the Igbo spread their votes between two candidates, the accusation changes to: “Igbo scatter their votes unwisely. They are not politically sophisticated.” Head or tail, there is something wrong with the Igbo people. Without knowing it, these nice people who harbour unconscious Igbophobic feelings regularly set different standards for the Igbo, standards they don’t set for their own folks or other ethnic groups: “You guys must come together and present one presidential candidate with integrity.” If you ask them which ethnic group has ever done that, they bring up another blackmailing line about “you people ‘’ not liking to hear the truth and then jump to another topic. The biggest challenge facing the Igbo is their large numbers in other parts of Nigeria. They are usually the second largest population after the indigenous people. They usually control the retail business wherever they are. Therefore, if the indigenous people want to buy a malaria drug, it is an Igbo person they go to. If they need a spare part for their motorcycle or motor vehicle, it is an Igbo person that sells it to them. If they need a shirt, an electric bulb, a tin of milk, a loaf of bread, a bowl of rice or a mobile phone, it is an Igbo person that sells it to them. Consequently, the Igbo unconsciously assume the image of an army of occupation, which attracts resentment towards them. This is compounded by the aggressiveness with which the Igbo buy parcels of land and erect houses wherever they are. It creates a convincing narrative that the Igbo have a long-term agenda of taking over the communities where they reside, which worsens the resentment towards them. Being a loud and proud people does not help the case of the Igbo. Therefore, if the economy tanks and prices of goods go up, the Igbo get the blame for that because they sell most of the goods the indigenous people use. If there is a riot, their goods and investments become easy targets. The Igbo are not saints or angels. They have weaknesses and strengths like any other ethnic group. But the problem lies in always concentrating on their weaknesses or using the bad acts of individuals to judge the entire ethnic group or setting an impossible standard for them. Nigerians have an Igbo problem, which they do not realise, but which they need to solve, if the claim of national cohesion and unity has any sincerity in it. |
Exkandayee:I honestly cannot offer what I do not have, see me as ur sister then.. |
Exkandayee:What of 80k? My Samsung s7 got damaged & I need to change it, help a bro |
Dear Nairanders, there's a company named Ecotech fuelless generator company, with the address; 58 Aliyu Kama road, wallang, langtang south, Jos Plateau state, with phone number: 08065802714, offering service delivery and installation of solar generator. I want Nairand business section investigative team and/or Jos residents to help me verify if the company at the said address actually exists and is legit. I have a laundry business and I felt that buying this fuelless generator, will save me the cost of buying diesel. When I contacted and chatted them on whatsapp, they sent me the pictures and videos of installations they did (can't upload video on Nairaland), and pdf of the company details but I still have my reservations because of too many fraudsters in our society. NB: Please I'm ready to foot the transport/logistics of anyone around Jos environment, willing to help me go for physical verification of the company in the said address And confirm that I'm actually dealing with them. Attached are their dossier in pdf format and some pictures of their solar gen. Modified: pdf of the company could not be uploaded on Nairaland, it kept showing error. Cc: Dominique Puskin
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Safyqueen:And you're a woman? I pity d guy that f.ucks you. |
jesusjnr2020:If Prophet T.B. Joshua was truly a prophet of God, may every every lie, you ever spoke of Him, visit you Amen. |
THEAMAKA:Na you get time to dey shalaye give am, the idiot is a bastard riff raff, who is nothing but a keypad warrior.. he is not fit to even untie the shoe lace of an Igbo person. See his mouth like south-south.. na because say this place na faceless forum naim d small boy dey misyarn. |
michaelpop50:Shut up! Yen yen yen.. me sef dey warri currently & I go flog your bastard self as small boy wey you be, mumu ode. Your bastard papa is hated worldwide. |
OnionBandit:Lol.. Edo state irrelevant wimp, attachee by force to Yorubas, insignificant in the scheme of things when matters arise in Nigeria. You're nothing. |
ModestGal:Choi! Who's this Igbo demon that broke ur heart? Was it doggy or missionary? Pele oo |
Senior Prophet T.B Joshua, continue to rest in the Lord till we meet to part no more, You have fought the good fight, the Crown awaits you, you were born for, lived for, died for Christ, I love you so so so much, more than words could ever say, I miss you Sir, but God loves you the most and it is His wish, that you come home and rest.. I miss you great Prophet, will always do. |
igbowoman:You're filled with evil spirits, daft and uselessly foul entities.. you need serious deliverance. Lemme shock you further, where Senior Prophet T.B. Joshua is now, is where I pray to be some day. You can hate Him for all eternity, but you can't take away His crown of glory. Gbenu soun! |
An Igbo businessman, Linus Owuamanam has been killed by unknown gunmen along Premier Hotel-Sango Road in Ibadan, Oyo State.Source: http://saharareporters.com/2021/05/30/gunmen-assassinate-igbo-businessman-ibadan
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Hezmatosky:Lol.. in ur warped mind (as an Ibo speaking deltan, what ever that means), you castigate Igbo tribe, thinking it will put you in the good books of Northerners? You're of all men, the most despicable and most daft and if truly you speak Igbo while causing Igbos, may all d evil in the world that d Igbo tribe have ever experienced, may the blood of the Igbo spilt since the amalgamation of this unholy union, may all the cries of the innocent victims of Asaba massacre, speak against you and all that is yours, Amen. |
NOETHNICITY:Bleep you and Bleep your killings.. bring it on boy. Ozuor! We never forgot 1967, just bring it on and after d dust is settled, we will compare 2021 to 1967. Imbe.cile.. |
Coldshisha:I like the fact that you uploaded these pics, we Igbos will not forget, we remember them, we honour them, we celebrate them.. You made me more of a believer that the sun shall rise again someday! |
OGHENAOGIE:You're a ripe example of an Imbe.cile.. ozuor. |
@AbaganMiracle you're a very daft, useless and bleeped up bastard, try any nonsense and see anyhow. I'm an Igbo breed from Anambra and although i support a republic of AlaIgbo, no man born of a woman, can command me from UK, may lightening rape you there. I join other Igbo sons and daughters to echo it, if you can, sit at home and if you want to go about your duties on that day, feel free. Lemme see any bastard will touch anybody in the name of enforcement. E be like say una want make IPOB scatter finish. Touch any Igbo or even any ethnicity residing in Igbo land, nonsense order and ingredients. Modified @Biafran4life @Lordofthegame make una try rubbish on that day make una collect.. An Igbo man bows to nobody but his Chi and there's no amount of intimidate that can work on a true Igbo person. This is d reason why sane Igbo people are already speaking out against Nnamdi Cownu who suffers from downs syndrome.. is it me that came from Nri Ancestory (Igbo-Ukwu) that this idiot from Afaraukwu wants to control? Tufiakwa! Abomination! O ma nre (it will never happen). |
madridsta007:Avoid quoting that Imp cos doing so, makes it feel like its opinion is of any value to an average Igbo.. we never see those wey dey stand finish, na creatures wey dey crawl we wan see? I keep saying it that d only 2 tribes that can drag themselves equally are the Igbo and Yoruba, the other tribes are just playing a distant 2nd fiddle and it's no pride, just a 9ja fact. |


