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Family / Re: Will I Regret Not Having Children by Lordofalmajiri(f): 12:23pm On Mar 29
OgwuEgo:
I like your way, you are brutally honest.
My chief life no suppose hard o.. paste me your digits na??
Family / Re: Will I Regret Not Having Children by Lordofalmajiri(f): 6:26pm On Mar 28
CoronaVirusPro:
The future will educate you better. I don’t think anyone can educate you about that.

If you really want to have a glimpse of what it looks like, check all those class of people that said same in their youthful ages, reality humbled them in their old age and started having kids at the dying hour.

Reality will “Personally” dawn on you. How you accept it, will determine your mental state and response.

Just be patient. 20 years from now will tell a lot.
Exactly and the poor kids will suffer for it cause he wouldn't be strong enough to take care of them when he realizes his mistakes,... Same thing happened to my mom , now I'm forced to be an adult at a young age

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Religion / Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 3:17am On Mar 25
Robertgreene1:
Oga no talk that thing oo...if you never go or see with ur eyes...u no go believe am...me l've seen Juju working with my korokoro eyes oo
I was with my cousin who is a a very bad guy in every ramifications one evening drinking with him in his room for Villa...when a young guy of about 27 or thereabout walked into the room carrying a bag like a school boy...if you see the guy... nothing on Earth will even tell you that he's a babalawo...he was neatly dressed in a T. Shirt and Jeans...the perfume he used smelt so nice and expensive...the only odd thing about him was that all his fingers had a ring on it...
As the guy entered the room...my cousin introduced us both....
Then the guy opened his bag and brought out something that looked like a small book with two sides...but the something was made with sticks tied together to each other with red clothes and cowrie shells
The guy placed the something on the floor...that my cousin then placed a 500 naira note on the something....
Then the guy began his incantations and everything...he was basically talking to the something...as that my cousin bro asked the Juju to foretell many things to him
And Omor....if I lie make l die!...that something placed on the floor was moving on it's own!
Like my cousin will ask the guy to ask the Juju if a mission or deal he's about to venture into will go well...the guy will do some incantations and ask that something the question like this..."lf so so will happen, then tell us by moving to the right or left" and l was watching the something and it was jejely moving to different directions on the floor on it's own...the guy will even go like...okay if so so will happen...then let the right or left side move over to the other side...and l was watching the something...and that side of it will just rise on it's own like a book slowly opening and move to another side...the guy will even go like..."tell us that u are very sure of what you just foretold by moving like a bird flapping it's wings together"... and Omor the two sides of the something will start flapping together like a bird's wings...
At a point the guy even got frustrated with the something's slow movements and was like...
"look if u want to tell us something..
then be moving faster...l don't have time!" and Omor the something will rise immediately and start moving faster as the guy ordered it to...until the guy will tell it to stop and it will stop...l fear that day...
That my cousin sef...the day he carried Masquerade with his guys during a village festival and they blocked the road and were forcefully collecting money from Okada riders...they stopped one Okada guy...he refused to give them shishi...the guys also refused to let him pass...the Okada man vexed and pulled out a pistol from his belt area...Omor... every man apart from that my cousin tear race oo...that my cousin even confronted the guy and was asking him to "Shoot me Shoot me!"...the guy pulled trigger oo...the pistol immedately just scattered and all the pieces of the pistol fell on the ground...no single screw or nut or any part of the pistol remained for the hand of the guy that pulled the trigger...
That my cousin then descended on the guy..
If that my cousin open mouth and tell you stories of where him and his guys don go to collect powers eh especially for all those Calabar side...u no go believe wetin d guy don use him eyes see for Juju l swear...
Oga powers dey this life oo...forget! Na if u never go or see...u no go believe!
Juju is 100% real , lol that guy dey ignorant or just wants attention. Even the politicians know that juju is real. But your cousin should be careful o, else he won't live long

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Health / Re: Does Beans Make People Tall by Lordofalmajiri(f): 4:02pm On Mar 23
ItisWell22:
Maybe it does.

My younger sisters’ classmates who were taller were those who had more beans, and even had them stuffed in their school lunchboxes.

Myth or not, until proven otherwise; I’m so stuffing my kids with beans. 🤧🤭
I swear at least 3 times a week ... My children must reach at least 6ft

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Health / Re: Does Beans Make People Tall by Lordofalmajiri(f): 4:01pm On Mar 23
Airlord2030:
Genetics is what determines height and not any beans
God food helps also ... If you're malnutrited there's a high chance you won't reach that height.

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Health / Re: Does Beans Make People Tall by Lordofalmajiri(f): 4:00pm On Mar 23
Tallesty1:
I hated beans as a child, so one day I asked my mom why my uncle Moses was so tall. She said that when they were young, my uncle ate more beans than all of them.

Bro, I declared war on beans. I ate beans sotey I fear say e fit grow inside my bele.

Guess what?

I ended up taller than everyone in the family; only Uncle Moses comes close.

Myth or no myth, e no concern me, mine worked. grin grin grin grin
It works sha , cause my aunty introduced me to it. Within 6 months if you see my growth eh. Too bad I stopped eaten when I left her home
Health / Re: Does Beans Make People Tall by Lordofalmajiri(f): 3:58pm On Mar 23
GreatAchiever1:
I chop beans well well during my early teenage years even till now years later. Las las, I still end up being 6'2. The goal was atleast 6'5. Mtchewww.
Go chop better meat for protein diet.
How much meat you go eat to give you that much protein?
Health / Re: Does Beans Make People Tall by Lordofalmajiri(f): 3:57pm On Mar 23
muyico:
Why i no come tall reach 7ft? Beans is my favorite food
is or was??
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Lordofalmajiri(f): 3:55pm On Mar 23
OgwuEgo:
If this game enter I go marry you
Chief chief you know say the game get high Red 🍒 potential

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Autos / Re: 2013 Mercedes Benz GLK 350 For Sale (foreign Used) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 3:21pm On Mar 23
Glister:

Nope
Best price??
What's the mileage
Car Talk / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Car Fuel Weekly by Lordofalmajiri(f): 10:15am On Mar 23
Trustedpronet:
65k per week...I use GLK 350 M-Benz
Ha where you dey go ??
Autos / Re: 2013 Mercedes Benz GLK 350 For Sale (foreign Used) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 10:12am On Mar 23
What's the miles?
Mileage?
Autos / Re: 2013 Mercedes Benz GLK 350 For Sale (foreign Used) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 10:11am On Mar 23
Glister:


Available
16m ?
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike And Wife Welcome Baby Girl, Chidera Thando Ike by Lordofalmajiri(f): 8:02am On Mar 22
RecentHistory:


His own son called him "that man".
Na that kind idiot go dey useful to him papa?

Make he make plan B abeg.
That fullish boy will regret his actions later on, I just dey pity am
Business / Re: Naira Strengthens Against The Dollar, Sells At N1400/$ On The Parallel Market by Lordofalmajiri(f): 7:52pm On Mar 20
Formularcr7:
I wanna see the effect in the market.
Na the koko be that , I doubt if the prices of things will come down
Family / Re: Nigerian Big Boy Washes Dad's Hands With Expensive Alcohol, Gifts Him SUV(Video) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 7:47pm On Mar 20
grin Money he would have used to renovate the house
Where will he park the car ? Except they have another home which is gated and fenced

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Man For Issuing Death Threat Against Its Chairman, Olukoyede by Lordofalmajiri(f): 7:47pm On Mar 20
SalamRushdie:
You get NIN dey use Nigerian cellbphone and live in Abuja yet you dey shalaye ...

Me I wonder why the govt can't use this same technic to catch Bandits leaders liken Bell Turj
He's even verified and he put his pics

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Travel / Re: Which Country Can 10m Take Me To In This Present Economy by Lordofalmajiri(f): 10:14pm On Mar 17
OgwuEgo:
E no go pass prostitution or housegirl.
e be like you Sabi the thing... Na house girl , but Libya na war torn country, how much them dey pay??
Travel / Re: Which Country Can 10m Take Me To In This Present Economy by Lordofalmajiri(f): 9:11pm On Mar 17
OgwuEgo:
Skull mining
Omo bro , e get one of my neighbor pikin wey disappear after two weeks she called and said she was in Libya.... shocked shocked .. she went with another friend, I was wondering what they do over there .

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Travel / Re: Which Country Can 10m Take Me To In This Present Economy by Lordofalmajiri(f): 3:25pm On Mar 16
habeebobalola:
If you want to japa to Libya by road, contact me for sure link, transportation will be fully funded
07056602896
Whatsapp
Female only
Wetin Una dey use those girls do self?

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Lordofalmajiri(f): 10:20pm On Mar 15
WhiteIverson:


Boss welcome
Drop weekend codes
Omo I only play for fun bro... Na crypto I focus on now
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Lordofalmajiri(f): 6:05pm On Mar 15
Omo e don tey o
Phones / Re: MTN Network Is Poor! by Lordofalmajiri(f): 3:11am On Mar 15
drezzyx:
MTN and Airtel are all epileptic don't let me mention glo
They are all useless they are not different from PHCN.
Now I think glo is better
Phones / Re: MTN Network Is Poor! by Lordofalmajiri(f): 3:05am On Mar 15
Sapeleboy911:
Man, this has been very frustrating for me. Spent over 30k for MTN, Glo, and Airtel internet subscriptions still I have been unable to place just 30 bets today. How I wish bet365 or Wiilhill has betting shops in Nigeria.
I couldn't bet at all yesterday
Business / Re: "20m Naira Was 5m Dollar In 1990"- Jim Ovia Recounts How He Started Zenith Bank by Lordofalmajiri(f): 9:42am On Mar 12
cool That's roughly #8billion naira now ...
The Question is how did he get the 20million naira ? cool cool

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Travel / Re: 4 Dead As U.S Airplane Crashes In Virginia (Photos) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 12:52pm On Mar 11
Remember the interview with Putin?? He said America will be bring their own downfall?
Family / Re: 'Fear Woman: The Adulterous Wife' - Obituary Poster In Delta State (photo) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 6:26am On Mar 10
kenchop:
ONCE YOU START TO SUSPECT YOUR WIFE, STOP SLEEPING WITH HER AND STOP EATING HER FOOD. DO THIS AND THANK ME LATER.
I swear or just move out
Family / Re: 'Fear Woman: The Adulterous Wife' - Obituary Poster In Delta State (photo) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 6:25am On Mar 10
Irri from my community.... I think the tradition is If your wife is cheating on you and you're sharing the same bed with her , divorce her immediately don't even think twice
Travel / Re: My Trip To Russia & Teaching Experience In Russia by Lordofalmajiri(f): 8:35pm On Mar 08
huncho22:
I got visa last year to Russia (study visa) I didn't travel because my uncle that was supposed to sponsor me disappointed me my friends that we got visa together they travelled last year they are in Siberia (Tomsk) and they've never said anything bad about Russia they said Russians are nice I have more than 10 friends in Russia and none of them have said anything bad about Russia apart from the language barrier but if you get to speak the language then you are good to go ..
How many years is the study visa ? Please recommend any school for me
Travel / Re: How Easy Is Getting Admission Into Netherlands Univeristies And Visa by Lordofalmajiri(f): 8:11pm On Mar 08
kamaladejoke:



Bro I am sorry about your situation, I don’t know if you are Igbo or what tribe you are, but as a 9ja guy any country wey you enter wey you know must funds, the first thing to do is to find a woman that you will hook up with and get married with to secure your papers, common sense will tell you that…


I remember when I enter Russia the only money left with me is $200 and I was even scammed at the airport I reach my city and I downloaded Russia dating app. The rest was history.

In all you do make sure you no come back this country oh, depression go kill you….
Bro I'm looking to come to Russia, how do I go about it??
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Lordofalmajiri(f): 8:21pm On Mar 05
GRACEGLORY:



Lordofalmajiri, a fool despises good counsel, but a wise man takes it to heart.

-Confucius

You’re a wise man
Thank you for your good work here , you've made alot of people millions low-key... ❤️

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Lordofalmajiri(f): 12:05pm On Mar 05
[quote author=GRACEGLORY post=128773433][/quote]
I bought when you made this call .. and I sold when Bitcoin was at 40k plus... Got a profit of $8k should have held more longer.

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