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Crime / Re: Robbery In My Neighbourhood In Abuja by Lordofalmajiri(f): 6:58am On Mar 05
TrustNone:
it's everywhere.
Here in the South South last two weeks armed robbers have been giving us sleepless nights from houses to houses

I swear I don comot for house self
Food / Re: Hardship: FCT Consumers Turn To ‘awara’ As Substitute For Meat by Lordofalmajiri(f): 7:52am On Mar 01
CharleyBright:
Do Hausa people even put meat in their food before?
It is not about high cost of meat, a very high percentage of them don't cook with meat.
Them dey eat meat bro ...
Business / Re: Bitcoin Breaks $60K For First Time Since November 2021 by Lordofalmajiri(f): 8:58am On Feb 29
Richviewresort:


He's right, I'm using p2p here in the uk
Can you send the crypto out?
Business / Re: Bitcoin Breaks $60K For First Time Since November 2021 by Lordofalmajiri(f): 8:57am On Feb 29
Themanleshey:



Are you even into crypto , how long have you been trading and how much do you have in there .

This is my 3rd years of trading and I can categorically tell you that Binance is one of our problem , even though it favors me , I can’t but face the truth that they manipulate our currency too bad . Just too bad ! I mean really bad !!!
You forget there's kucoin? And bybit?
Travel / Re: Air Peace Slashes London Flight Fares, Return Economy ₦1.2M, Business ₦4M by Lordofalmajiri(f): 4:27pm On Feb 28
inoki247:




Lol na when traveling no be Luxury before....


Even Years of 30k to UK how many people can afford it then....


People will even prefer to take Sahara Desert den...
Forgetting say na another continent.. alot of people will die without visiting some places in the world cause of cost related issues

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Lordofalmajiri(f): 3:14pm On Feb 28
GRACEGLORY:





I’M NOT A GAMBLER❗️
Omo just today you made 3k 🥺🥺
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle People Who Snub? by Lordofalmajiri(f): 6:15pm On Feb 24
Solofresh2:
I get closer to them,challenging them why they snub me and make peace with them


cheesy cheesy










Only to eventually snub them when they need me the most cheesy
Properties / Re: Cement Sells For N11,000 In Lagos by Lordofalmajiri(f): 6:02pm On Feb 24
bcomputer101:
It's so unfortunate that Tinubu is now making us to miss Buhari.

I don't pity most Nigerians, we deserve what we are experiencing in Nigeria of today. That 5k given to you during election, hope e don yield interest in your account?

We warned you.
Ojú yín a fe bo


Can I hear you shouting I am BATIFIED one more time grin grin grin
Buhari said we would miss him , una think say na joke cheesy cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: ECOWAS Lifts Various Sanctions On Niger, Mali, Guinea On Humanitarian Grounds by Lordofalmajiri(f): 5:59pm On Feb 24
Postinor:
Hmm, I wonder what is nigeria gain in this ecowas
Food from Niger
Music/Radio / Re: Did Dbanj Copy Durella? by Lordofalmajiri(f): 4:49am On Feb 24
tosinadeda:




its obvious this is a lie i sabi una kind for nairaland angry angry angry

and yea Durella wrote tongolo and Dbanj stole it yeah yeah tell dat to the birds lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
i hope this doesnt turn to another faze and tuface palava cos no matter how glaring it is sumpeople just since things backwards d'banj did this d'banj did thatwhen the guy dey hustle for daily bread una no know am then o the guy blow finish una dey talk say him copy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





so because he also uses the word, it means he copied durella abi? y not the other way round by the way i watched that same show,and it was a review of this year so wut u watched is wut hapnd earlier this year before durella blew up. so i think u can figure out who is copying who grin angry embarassed


by the way i watched an interviewpity icant post it here cos it was a live show on tv where durella was interviewed and was ask about d'banji cant quote wut he said but from wut i understand he said he never knew d'banj until he came back to nigeria and his friends started telln him dat himdurella and d'banj sing alike and even look alike and that was how he knew d'banj.

so the durella was under mo'hits and d'banj copied durella is bullshit embarassed lipsrsealed undecided


🤔🤔
Food / Re: Hungry Man Indomie Is Now ₦800 by Lordofalmajiri(f): 4:14am On Feb 24
Melagros:
COMRADES, honestly, I don't know when last I ate indomie, anytime I buy am en go spoil for kitchen
Kudos to those who are eating it grin
Omo na lazy people food o

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Celebrities / Re: Man Left Heartbroken After Omah Lay Grind His Girlfriend On Stage by Lordofalmajiri(f): 9:14pm On Feb 22
Katcall:
i like big yash and sweet puci. Wetin make i do?
Nothing dey for big ynash .. it's just for sexual pleasure
Celebrities / Re: Man Left Heartbroken After Omah Lay Grind His Girlfriend On Stage by Lordofalmajiri(f): 3:31pm On Feb 22
cool
The lady obviously doesn't respect him or she's just for the street... A good woman with high moral will definitely turn down omalay. As a guy you should look way beyond Beauty and big ynash wen searching for a partner....
I think he dodged a bullet . !

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Celebrities / Re: Young Jonn Undergoes Hair Transplant After Being Trolled Over His Hairline by Lordofalmajiri(f): 11:19am On Feb 22
EnglandAmaka:
Rain started here in Lagos as early as 5am till now it still falling heavily.
talk truth?
Politics / Re: 10 Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria In January 2024 - Nairametrics by Lordofalmajiri(f): 12:18pm On Feb 17
adanonso:
I lived in Ondo and I live in Anambra. Food is very expensive in Anambra compared to Owo Ondo State. Though am in Anambra, I still buy some food in Owo Ondo State, food like garri, and some fruits. The size of plantain and banana I bought for 4k here in Nnewi is bought at 1k in owo. So once I see anybody coming from Owo, I buy foods there.
Lol nnewi na big man city... You can't use that to judge the whole Anambra.. Asaba is expensive but Nnewi is way more expensive than Asaba.

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Politics / Re: 10 Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria In January 2024 - Nairametrics by Lordofalmajiri(f): 12:07pm On Feb 17
EdiskyHarry:
I'm from Akwa ibom.
AKWA IBOM is only big on paper and on the internet.
Nothing is working here, apart from worship centers, big hotels, beautiful stadiums and 10 lanes roads, human capital development here is zero, unemployment is very high, and the government is doing nothing about it.
But you will see ignorant Akwa ibomites bragging about having the best worship centers, stadiums and hotel in Nigeria.
You can quote me and insult me, but I must let people know this bitter truth.
I've been to Uyo . True nothing is working but akwaibom isn't expensive
Politics / Re: 10 Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria In January 2024 - Nairametrics by Lordofalmajiri(f): 12:05pm On Feb 17
Chasito:
Wetin Bauchi dey do for that list,
Because Bauchi state, Benue state and Adamawa state are one of the cheapest states to live in Nigeria,

where is Imo State and Delta state?
I totally disagree with this una list.
Delta state should be top 5
Religion / Re: True Story Behind Endtime Movie (pastor Weaver) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 10:28pm On Feb 11
Zhirinovsky:
Considering the fact that more than 80% of pentecostal churches in Nigeria are fake and run by demonic pastors who get their powers from various dark sources. I feel the movie Endtime (Pastor Weaver) released in '99 was based on a true story. The plot, storyline and everything was so detailed to be just a figment of the producer' s imagination.

I think the producer was trying to bring to light what was happening. A few decades later today and the country is littered with hundreds of pastor weavers.

The point of this thread is to know if there's anyone that feels the same or have more info on who or what in real life the movie depicted.
I swear
Autos / Re: Belgium Standard 2013 Toyota Corolla (kaduna) SOLD!! by Lordofalmajiri(f): 5:55pm On Feb 05
ladyjblinks:
because na Corolla Abi, it’s sold sha
Don't mind that Guy.. make he go price am

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Phones / Re: Tiktok Bans ‘legging Legs’ Trend Amid Concerns Over Body Image by Lordofalmajiri(f): 5:34pm On Feb 01
illuminutty:
Good one!

Meanwhile, please beware of this Tinder sw!ndler by the name Amarachi Steph. She will collect money by OBT and never show up.
post her pics bro.. could be a man
Politics / Re: Billionaires Banter: Otedola Welcome To Attempt Corporate Takeover, Dangote Says by Lordofalmajiri(f): 12:02pm On Jan 27
BarrElChapo:
Someone took a $500k bribe from otedela and his going to jail for five years but otes is roaming free ?
Go read the story bro, I think he asked for it and otedola needed to teach him a lesson. It was more like a set-up
Romance / Re: Jesse Jane And Boyfriend, Brett Hasenmueller Dead After Suspected Overdose by Lordofalmajiri(f): 2:24pm On Jan 26
Gmajor:
Ashawo die, toto rest grin
crazy nut true
Crime / Re: A Russian Man Who Tried To Rob A Hair Salon Ended Up As A Sex Slave (Throwback) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 4:58pm On Jan 15
SAMBARRY:
Yes that is why it's not every woman you see you play with.some once you think you want to cheat them Na you go enter the trap wey you set your


Imagine a man raping this one.na all the blood and semen go dry up for him Body,he go ejaculate taya,he go begin to ejaculate blood.you never see anything
I swear down, she probably don tire to use Love Machine

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Romance / Re: Confirm HIV Status Of Your Side Chics — NSCDC To Nigerian Men by Lordofalmajiri(f): 7:50am On Jan 15
rxmusa:
Na we wey dey hospital dey see things
share with us bro
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Lordofalmajiri(f): 1:35am On Jan 13
benzene00:
Shebi una talk say bear market don finish
cheesy cheesy this Btc thing sha I just tire o
Celebrities / Re: "Sophia Momodu Is Demanding $800 For Nanny's Fee From Davido" – Cutie Juls by Lordofalmajiri(f): 5:02am On Jan 10
CoronaVirusPro:


And that's money for a personality like him!

How many Dom perignon does he pop in a month. Lets' start from there!

Seems you poor and thats why you see it as big money!
Lol it's funny the kind of comments on here... I can easily spend $300-$400 on my kid I no go reason.. e con be Davido?? $800 no Reach money wey he dey chop a day now

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Files Petition Against Davido by Lordofalmajiri(f): 5:22pm On Jan 09
mrrandomguy:
Tiwa Savage quickly files petition, while her mumu enstranged husband is ranting about him waiting for Grammy to end before dealing with Davido. Truly truly, Tiwa Savage has used TBillz's destiny. She has collected his trousers and gave him mini skirt. Fear women that wear waistbead. Run if they have tattoos and colored hair.

Jesus is coming soon. Be prepared!
😂😂 That Tattoo own na truth

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Autos / Re: Sold... Toks Toyota Corolla 2015 (8.6m) by Lordofalmajiri(f): 10:36am On Jan 03
tildats:
Available
Can I swap with my 2010 and balance up?
Romance / Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Lordofalmajiri(f): 8:58pm On Dec 25, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh.........make i put body 1st.


see children wen i attend their naming ceremony,jst dey change cars lyk boxers..


abeg abeg make i join dem jare,since i no fit beat them
😂😂 You think it's easy most na juju them dey do now o

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Romance / Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Lordofalmajiri(f): 2:49am On Dec 25, 2023
opera1:


Yes, part of this year achievement
Omo this year bless me eh

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Romance / Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Lordofalmajiri(f): 2:48am On Dec 25, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh.........comfam nah
E don hard now bro
Romance / Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Lordofalmajiri(f): 2:46am On Dec 25, 2023
Zonefree:
Look for a virgin or a girl with body count less than two to impregnate.

[left][/left] grin cheesy

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