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Crime / Re: A Lie I Told 3 Years Ago Is Starting To Hunt Me. by Lordprez: 12:05pm On Jan 16, 2016
Mehn dude... WTF angry

So you let a 12yr old girl suffer

Freed a rapist friend

Incriminate(killed) an innocent man

Broke up a happy couple

And Broke the fiancée's heart


how the hell do you even live with yourself dude? undecided angry

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Romance / Re: Guys What Do You Think Of This Picture? by Lordprez: 10:37am On Jan 16, 2016
dhtml18:

Make i catch the guy, but na you go castrate am sha o.
Lol.... I said they should not they will o shocked

I believe in re-orientation too, maybe that would work better grin
Romance / Re: Could This Be Love? by Lordprez: 10:42pm On Jan 15, 2016
its a universal thing

Guys too fall in love with chicks that will never look their sideundecided


The problem is the word "HOPE".... Too many people hoping for too many things.... even the IMPOSSIBLEundecided
Romance / Re: Guys What Do You Think Of This Picture? by Lordprez: 10:36pm On Jan 15, 2016
Guys who still do this sh!t should be castrated... #Factangry
Romance / Re: My Friend Said I Look Like Sean Tizzle (photo) by Lordprez: 8:37pm On Jan 15, 2016
didn't even have time to compare... its obvious he looks like ermmm ... WTF does he even look like?undecided


Lol @Hi tinx... people and nonsense stickers thogrin
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Shows Off His Well Built SIX PACKS(PHOTO) by Lordprez: 7:34pm On Jan 15, 2016
@OP... stop intimidating guys like us without abs, we spend our days reading so we'd know the difference between "parks" and "packs"undecided

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can Someone Please Explain This? by Lordprez: 7:26pm On Jan 15, 2016
undecided
Romance / Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Lordprez: 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016
A manual for handling bre@sts?undecided

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Romance / Re: ADIDAS Epic Reply To A Guy Via Twitter " Need Dating Tips " by Lordprez: 3:04pm On Jan 15, 2016
one hell azz funny sh!tcheesy

Made my already made dayundecided

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Romance / Re: 7 Logical Facts About Romance Section. ( Just For Fun). by Lordprez: 2:08pm On Jan 15, 2016
wah can I say...

Thread is Dope

Romance / Re: Girls Are Dominating Guys In Our Tettiary Institution by Lordprez: 2:00pm On Jan 15, 2016
jumper524:
baba its a problem oo the girls are not getting there base on merit
you've got to proof to this statement?undecided
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by Lordprez: 1:58pm On Jan 15, 2016
Laveda:
Admit it jor grin

I'll let you win for the sake of Our new daddy grin
would have called a truce... buh hey winning is betagrin... do I get a kiss for winning?undecided



@Boss strahovski, sorry bro just having fun... totally forgot the thread was dedicated to someone more beautiful and special than I(Laveda)... give her kisses for megrin

#SigningOff... Congrats once more pal

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Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Important Person In Your Life? by Lordprez: 1:48pm On Jan 15, 2016
Myself .... it kinda obviousundecided

buh then... I love mum the most
Romance / Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Lordprez: 1:42pm On Jan 15, 2016
what happened to...

"babe, I don't think its that great... buh who cares, its not like you're going for project fame or any of them show off shows"angry

or " sincerely, you suck at singing... buh I don't care babe, I love you anyway"

I think "communication skills" should be added to our school's curriculum.... it'd prevent sh!ts like the one aboveundecided

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Attractive Part Of A Girl's Body? by Lordprez: 1:34pm On Jan 15, 2016
Her lipsundecided

seriously, any chick with killer lips has got my attention
Romance / Re: Girls Are Dominating Guys In Our Tettiary Institution by Lordprez: 1:30pm On Jan 15, 2016
ah don't see how this is a problem

The more... The merrier ryt?wink
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by Lordprez: 1:19pm On Jan 15, 2016
Laveda:
In all areas guys love that undecided

You already did that undecided cool
Your opinion dearieundecided


I did what?... last time i checked, unique and cute ain't synonymousundecided
Family / Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by Lordprez: 1:12pm On Jan 15, 2016
Dude stop being a Fvckin crybaby... People leave marriages because of more serious sh!t like cheating and you're here beefin' your 1 week old marriage because she bed wets

Better divorce the lady, she doesn't deserve to be married to a kid like yourself


Buh till she signs the divorce papers... try doing what parents do... wake her up in the night to go ease herself and please, ah take God beg you try to be a human(you're definitely not a husband), and don't make her feel like a disgrace

#GodHelpTheBothOFYou... and happy married lifeundecided

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Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by Lordprez: 1:01pm On Jan 15, 2016
Laveda:
Guys love faking...so I don't expect you to admit easily....

Now, that's a better way of saying you do cheesy tongue
Guys love faking?undecided... I think its the other way round... girls actually invented faking


you really do want me to admit that your name is cute huh?undecided
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by Lordprez: 12:30pm On Jan 15, 2016
Laveda:
And he's having head pain over the name undecided
You love it..I'm sure

.you just can't admit it..quit faking undecided undecided
@bolded

I do?shockedundecided... well babe, truth is, if I actually liked the name, I'm sure I would have admitted it by now

buh then I think it sounds unique... Happy now?
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by Lordprez: 12:02pm On Jan 15, 2016
Laveda:
And no one is gonna say its a third name when she's called...I know she'll grow to love the name more...

Including the mum? undecided
Oh well..you're the delusional one here undecided

[b]#Offense meant angry
what's delusional about a scenario like this

Me: Sup babe, I'm Prez... What's the beautiful girl called
Girl: Ma name is Laveda
Me: Lave what?undecided
Girl: Laveda hun
Me: oh... okay... weird buh okay

sorry babe buh your name ain't cute... deal with it
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by Lordprez: 11:38am On Jan 15, 2016
Laveda:
Now its obvious you are undecided
The mum and dad loved it and you're here saying the name isn't cute...need slap? undecided tongue
ya... they loved it as a third nameundecided

I think people who think laveda is cute do need that slap... to wake them from their obvious delusion

#NoOffenseMeant_Hungrin
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by Lordprez: 11:23am On Jan 15, 2016
Laveda:
Don't be jealous hunnie embarassed tongue

Even if there are other cute names...Laveda is cute..admit it undecided
okay laveda is cute... maybe back in the 18th centuryundecided

BTW... still not jealous? just shocked hun
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by Lordprez: 11:15am On Jan 15, 2016
Laveda:
*Strokes hair* Jealous? smiley
Jealous?undecided cus a kid got your name as a third name?undecided

LOL... don't flatter yoursef babe

sincerely, I'm surprised... there are way cute names
Romance / Re: Green Lights Are Not Enough by Lordprez: 10:54am On Jan 15, 2016
who give a hoot if she thinks am not man enough
angry

Na by force to toast you because you dey shine green lantern abi?undecided


I only go after chicks that are beautiful and interesting, if I'm not chasing after you... then know you're lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Nairaland. ... My Baby Has Come! Name Chosen On NL. by Lordprez: 10:43am On Jan 15, 2016
so the dude wasn't jokingshocked

Well congrats Mr. you got a really beautiful baby and "Athena"... That's just one hellazz beautiful namegrin



don't get why you choose laveda thoundecided
Romance / Re: Why Do Many Ladies Don't Value A Guy That Love Them? by Lordprez: 10:29pm On Jan 14, 2016
firstly op... your thread's title could implode our sun, do correct it


@The question.... its because everyone gets bored with what they have, they want what they can't have

I bet if a girls tries to smoulder you with love, you'd feel the same repulsion


#LessonHereIs... Don't love like she is the only girl in the world... cus she isn'tundecided
Romance / Re: Vaseline!!! (pics) by Lordprez: 10:05pm On Jan 14, 2016
don't tell me people still use Vaseline to waΠk off their junkundecided



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