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Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Fvck Her(screenshot) by Lordprez: 2:24am On Feb 03, 2016 |
So your ex-girlfriend's name is "Esther" huh?... why am I not surprise anyway, carry on OP.... buh wait! your ex from 8 years ago ain't married yet and she is "fillin sex" from your photo?.... Good for you then |
Romance / Re: Ladies And Gents, Would You Allow Your Sister Leave The House Dressed Like This? by Lordprez: 2:12am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Ugly chicks, scary cleavage, bad photography.... now I can't sleep anymore cus I'd get nightmares BTW, this isn't so bad, my sister sometimes moves about naked.... Buh then she is just 3 |
Romance / Re: Does Love Know Level Of Education by Lordprez: 1:42am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Estharfabian:something bout the bolded just doesn't seem ryt.... Its like some really biased immature opinion By your opinion love is based on a connection of some sought, a connection could be anything from love for art, to music, to fashion to even politics.... I don't see why a primary school dropout can't connect to a Nobel prize owner based on any of the above or even more. Last I checked(0.01 nanosecs ago), education is no basis for intelligence, or communication skills #LoveHappensJuzLykSh!t 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Do You Miss Most Growing Up by Lordprez: 1:26am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Ah miz being friends with the females without them thinking you've got a crush on em Adulthood suckz! |
Romance / Re: Virginity @25 Is A Curse Not Decency. by Lordprez: 12:25pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Should I Be Worried? by Lordprez: 12:19pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
orobs93:After 5 years?.... that's just weird in every meaning of the word anyway, chillax dude its just a phone call. She most probably just wanna be friends, buh then she could be Adele, tryna get back together with you whichever the case is/may be.... I see no reason to be worried, just chill and let things play out #JuzMyThoughtTho |
Romance / Re: 4 Funny Reasons Why Nigerian Women Should Start Proposing To Men by Lordprez: 12:10pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Nice... it'd take gals with balls to pull that off tho buh then I'd miss that look on their face that says "When da faq is he gonna pull out that ring? even if its plastic I'll manage"... its just EPIC! |
Romance / Re: Question For The Guys...ladies You Are Welcome Too... by Lordprez: 11:54am On Jan 31, 2016 |
ya I've cried for/because of a girl... in my girlfriend's dream in reality, I'll rather cry when NEPA takes lights |
Romance / Re: Should I Be Worried? by Lordprez: 11:47am On Jan 31, 2016 |
@OP... did you even read what you posted? an old friend who is pretty called you and you're asking if you should be worried?.... well you shouldn't buh when she texts you "good morning dear"... run for ya life, that could destroy you Jux thinking tho.... she actually guessed 11 digits? #SHOCKED |
Romance / Re: Please Be Honest: Which One Will You Go For by Lordprez: 5:44am On Jan 31, 2016 |
Definitely door 2 I need Jesus to go to heaven not God, and money can buy all the love on earth.... Ask bill Gates, everybody loves that dude |
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare 2016;"which Nairalander Disgusts You The Most And Why"? by Lordprez: 11:53pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
sylvalord:Wasn't asking a question buh Since you gave an answer... Oya clap for yourself |
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare 2016;"which Nairalander Disgusts You The Most And Why"? by Lordprez: 11:26pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
People hate down here(romance section) Well my moniker hasn't been mentioned yet... Guess I'm not a troublemaker #WatchingWithMaHubbleTelescope 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Greatest Lie A Woman Has Ever Told You? by Lordprez: 1:49pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
That awkward yet funny moment when you ask a girl to look into your eyes and tell you what she sees And she was like.... " I see our love and how great a guy you are' ME: Really?.... You didn't see my iris or pupil? Not even your reflection? 35 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Let Me Ask Again; Is Being “Good Looking” Now A Curse? by Lordprez: 7:54pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Mhizkel:@bolded you're joking ryt?
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Romance / Re: Some Items Ladies Put Inside Their Pusssy To Have Orgasm (PICS) by Lordprez: 3:39pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Electric Pole: I hear it works wonders at those boring moments when they gotta stick something in there. The ones with copper cables installed works better, the shock gives them extra organism.... my sources say the wooden ones re better as they feel more natural Organism?........ Hehehehehe Romance section killing boredom since 19 A.D 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Is Abortion A Sin Or A Crime? by Lordprez: 3:28pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
mehn this is so messed up how can a 35 years old lady be confused about what to do with her baby?…… in fact, how would the same 35 years old lady have sêx with a married man without protection or contraceptive? @Op are you sure you are not misusing the word "smart" cus none of the actions of your friend says "Ama smart 35 years old lady"... they actually say the exact opposite Abortion is wrong tho..... sin or crime, it doesn't matter. No child deserves to be aborted |
Romance / Re: She Asked Me For 8k Only To Give It To My Close Friend! by Lordprez: 3:13pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
lemme get this.... Your friend is the consumer Your sister is the Middleman You're the producer/ATM Hehehehehe.... Wish ya da best @Op... juz bear in mind that murder is serious offence BTW, I'm surprised you haven't sabotaged the relationship yet 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To Me!! by Lordprez: 2:16pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Hapi bdae dear... sadly you've wished yourself everything I had in mind |
Romance / Re: Please Help Me ! My Wife Always Insist On Making Love In The Dark by Lordprez: 2:07pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
would've said its just her preference... everybody has a way they enjoy things buh seriously you haven't fvcked her with lights on throughout all 4 years of your marriage?.... Now that's super weird Talk to her though, tell her you wanna see her beautiful body during the act and see what comes up 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guy Blasts Girl Over "Good Morning" Greeting by Lordprez: 12:08pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
dirk:I wish I see that too... buh I don't Dude over reacted... he should apologize to the chick jare |
Romance / Re: Guy Blasts Girl Over "Good Morning" Greeting by Lordprez: 12:02pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Skybee1:where is d bad manners is saying "same"... maybe you should Gerarahere and work on minding ur fvckin business |
Romance / Re: Guy Blasts Girl Over "Good Morning" Greeting by Lordprez: 7:15am On Jan 28, 2016 |
I don't see what's wrong wif how the gal replied... I reply "same" too a lot the guy is just a broke azz frustrated nigga wonder what he'd do to replies like "hmmmn" "na you sabi" "owk" 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: How True Is This? by Lordprez: 6:08pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
could be buh it seems stupid tho would only work on guys who have high blood pressure anytime they lie Guys I know would lie at gunpoint without the slightest change in their heartbeat rhythm not to talk of during cuddling |
Romance / Re: Photo:when You Buy An Iphone 6 And The Trumpet Sounds by Lordprez: 5:45pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
when you're about to bang Nicki minaj and the trumpet blows would have been funnier buh then, I'll try to laugh |
Romance / Re: Pant Or Bra, What Do You Take Off First? by Lordprez: 5:41pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Definitely Bra first... that's bcus if I get my hands on those melons, the rest is tales by moonlight for her friends later By the way, why remove pant when I can just shift it to one corner? #StillAVirgin 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Unbelievable: See Artworks Made Of Mellon by Lordprez: 5:34pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
saw Mellon, rushed in only to see something weird and primitive nice looking art... Mehn I seriously was looking forward to something round, brown and is usually being dragged by men and babies BTW, whose got hypo, I've got mind to bleach |
Romance / Re: Have I Cheated? by Lordprez: 5:28pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
I wish I knew... its such a big mystery plz quote me when someone figures it out |
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Lordprez: 5:18pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
xpac01:stigmatization of b00bs now that's new.... so you like em' squeezable huh? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by Lordprez: 5:15pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Giving you the lines would be useless cus you would just make a mess outta it work on your courage first... come back for lines later |
Romance / Re: I Woke Up To N300,000 In My Account! (not Mine) by Lordprez: 5:11pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
the story seems made up.. not saying it couldn't happen, juz saying it didn't happen to you screenshot or... |
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Lordprez: 5:08pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Big breasts re disturbing... you just can't discuss with the lady without tilting your head downwards, especially when she wears something revealing. I like em' a little above average #JuzSaying 6 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Lordprez: 5:04pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
xpac01:by minimum... do you mean those nonexistent odara looking things some refer to as brêasts... if so, then you'd have to delete the part of your post that says "I've got taste" 11 Likes 1 Share |
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