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Romance / Re: My Ex Want Me To Fvck Her(screenshot) by Lordprez: 2:24am On Feb 03, 2016
So your ex-girlfriend's name is "Esther" huh?... why am I not surpriseundecided

anyway, carry on OP.... buh wait! your ex from 8 years ago ain't married yet and she is "fillin sex" from your photo?.... Good for you then
Romance / Re: Ladies And Gents, Would You Allow Your Sister Leave The House Dressed Like This? by Lordprez: 2:12am On Feb 03, 2016
Ugly chicks, scary cleavage, bad photographycry.... now I can't sleep anymore cus I'd get nightmaresangry


BTW, this isn't so bad, my sister sometimes moves about naked.... Buh then she is just 3undecided
Romance / Re: Does Love Know Level Of Education by Lordprez: 1:42am On Feb 03, 2016
Estharfabian:
Uh...There has to be A "Chemistry" between You and the person in Question.


It's impossible to fall in Love without Having something in common? Something You both share? something that actually Connects You two together?

That can't be Accomplished Without proper "Communication" and I'm 1001% Sure a primary school dropout doesn't make the cut.


A secondary school dropout? Now, that's something I could actually consider. Buh definitely Not A Primary school!lipsrsealed
something bout the bolded just doesn't seem ryt.... Its like some really biased immature opinion

By your opinion love is based on a connection of some sought, a connection could be anything from love for art, to music, to fashion to even politics.... I don't see why a primary school dropout can't connect to a Nobel prize owner based on any of the above or even more. Last I checked(0.01 nanosecs ago), education is no basis for intelligence, or communication skills

#LoveHappensJuzLykSh!t

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Romance / Re: What Do You Miss Most Growing Up by Lordprez: 1:26am On Feb 03, 2016
Ah miz being friends with the females without them thinking you've got a crush on em

Adulthood suckz!angry
Romance / Re: Virginity @25 Is A Curse Not Decency. by Lordprez: 12:25pm On Jan 31, 2016
undecided
Romance / Re: Should I Be Worried? by Lordprez: 12:19pm On Jan 31, 2016
orobs93:


We use to be wonderful lovers...same way I have her number in my memory same way she claimed to have mine
After 5 years?undecided.... that's just weird in every meaning of the word

anyway, chillax dude its just a phone call. She most probably just wanna be friends, buh then she could be Adele, tryna get back together with you

whichever the case is/may be.... I see no reason to be worried, just chill and let things play out


#JuzMyThoughtTho
Romance / Re: 4 Funny Reasons Why Nigerian Women Should Start Proposing To Men by Lordprez: 12:10pm On Jan 31, 2016
Nice... it'd take gals with balls to pull that off
tho


buh then I'd miss that look on their face that says "When da faq is he gonna pull out that ring? even if its plastic I'll manage"... its just EPIC!grin
Romance / Re: Question For The Guys...ladies You Are Welcome Too... by Lordprez: 11:54am On Jan 31, 2016
ya I've cried for/because of a girl... in my girlfriend's dreamundecided

in reality, I'll rather cry when NEPA takes lightsangry
Romance / Re: Should I Be Worried? by Lordprez: 11:47am On Jan 31, 2016
@OP... did you even read what you posted?

an old friend who is pretty called you and you're asking if you should be worried?undecided.... well you shouldn't buh when she texts you "good morning dear"... run for ya life, that could destroy youundecided


Jux thinking tho.... she actually guessed 11 digits? #SHOCKEDshockedundecided
Romance / Re: Please Be Honest: Which One Will You Go For by Lordprez: 5:44am On Jan 31, 2016
Definitely door 2grin

I need Jesus to go to heaven not Godundecided, and money can buy all the love on earth.... Ask bill Gates, everybody loves that dudewink
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare 2016;"which Nairalander Disgusts You The Most And Why"? by Lordprez: 11:53pm On Jan 30, 2016
sylvalord:
It is because nobody cares about you, i.e you are irrelevant. No offence!
Wasn't asking a question buh

Since you gave an answer... Oya clap for yourselfundecided
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare 2016;"which Nairalander Disgusts You The Most And Why"? by Lordprez: 11:26pm On Jan 30, 2016
People hate down here(romance section)shocked


Well my moniker hasn't been mentioned yet... Guess I'm not a troublemakerundecided


#WatchingWithMaHubbleTelescope cool

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Greatest Lie A Woman Has Ever Told You? by Lordprez: 1:49pm On Jan 30, 2016
That awkward yet funny moment when you ask a girl to look into your eyes and tell you what she sees


And she was like.... " I see our love and how great a guy you are'

ME: undecidedReally?.... You didn't see my iris or pupil? Not even your reflection?shocked

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Romance / Re: Let Me Ask Again; Is Being “Good Looking” Now A Curse? by Lordprez: 7:54pm On Jan 29, 2016
Mhizkel:
Op, you not alone in this.
It's a misconception people have towards a beautiful/handsome person.
The handsome guys are being tagged as a "player" cos ladies keep giving them attention.
While the beautiful ladies are seen as "flirts"
Cos of the numerous advance they get from the opposite sex.

The thing is; Anyone could be a player/flirt irrespective of their physical look.


My advice is you shouldn't force anyone into a relationship with you. The one who doesn't go with the said misconception would surely come to you.
@bolded

you're joking ryt?undecided

Romance / Re: Some Items Ladies Put Inside Their Pusssy To Have Orgasm (PICS) by Lordprez: 3:39pm On Jan 29, 2016
Electric Pole: I hear it works wonders at those boring moments when they gotta stick something in there. The ones with copper cables installed works better, the shock gives them extra organism.... my sources say the wooden ones re better as they feel more naturalgrin



Organism?undecidedcheesy........ Hehehehehe Romance section killing boredom since 19 A.Dgrin

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Romance / Re: Is Abortion A Sin Or A Crime? by Lordprez: 3:28pm On Jan 29, 2016
mehn this is so messed up

how can a 35 years old lady be confused about what to do with her baby?undecided…… in fact, how would the same 35 years old lady have sêx with a married man without protection or contraceptive?undecided

@Op are you sure you are not misusing the word "smart" cus none of the actions of your friend says "Ama smart 35 years old lady"undecided... they actually say the exact opposite


Abortion is wrong tho..... sin or crime, it doesn't matter. No child deserves to be aborted
Romance / Re: She Asked Me For 8k Only To Give It To My Close Friend! by Lordprez: 3:13pm On Jan 29, 2016
lemme get this....

Your friend is the consumer

Your sister is the Middleman

You're the producer/ATM

Hehehehehegrin.... Wish ya da best @Op... juz bear in mind that murder is serious offence


BTW, I'm surprised you haven't sabotaged the relationship yetundecided

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To Me!! by Lordprez: 2:16pm On Jan 28, 2016
Hapi bdae dear... sadly you've wished yourself everything I had in mindcry
Romance / Re: Please Help Me ! My Wife Always Insist On Making Love In The Dark by Lordprez: 2:07pm On Jan 28, 2016
would've said its just her preference... everybody has a way they enjoy things

buh seriously you haven't fvcked her with lights on throughout all 4 years of your marriage?.... Now that's super weirdundecided

Talk to her though, tell her you wanna see her beautiful body during the act and see what comes up

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Romance / Re: Guy Blasts Girl Over "Good Morning" Greeting by Lordprez: 12:08pm On Jan 28, 2016
dirk:
[color=#990000][/color] I see distortion in your thinking cry
I wish I see that too... buh I don't


Dude over reacted... he should apologize to the chick jare
Romance / Re: Guy Blasts Girl Over "Good Morning" Greeting by Lordprez: 12:02pm On Jan 28, 2016
Skybee1:
sharap n learn gud manners
where is d bad manners is saying "same"... maybe you should

Gerarahere and work on minding ur fvckin businessangry
Romance / Re: Guy Blasts Girl Over "Good Morning" Greeting by Lordprez: 7:15am On Jan 28, 2016
I don't see what's wrong wif how the gal replied... I reply "same" too a lot
the guy is just a broke azz frustrated niggaangry

wonder what he'd do to replies like "hmmmn" "na you sabi" "owk"undecided

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Romance / Re: How True Is This? by Lordprez: 6:08pm On Jan 27, 2016
could be buh it seems stupid thoundecided

would only work on guys who have high blood pressure anytime they liecry

Guys I know would lie at gunpoint without the slightest change in their heartbeat rhythm not to talk of during cuddling
Romance / Re: Photo:when You Buy An Iphone 6 And The Trumpet Sounds by Lordprez: 5:45pm On Jan 27, 2016
when you're about to bang Nicki minaj and the trumpet blows would have been funnier


buh then, I'll try to laughundecided
Romance / Re: Pant Or Bra, What Do You Take Off First? by Lordprez: 5:41pm On Jan 27, 2016
Definitely Bra first...

that's bcus if I get my hands on those melons, the rest is tales by moonlight for her friends later


By the way, why remove pant when I can just shift it to one corner?

#StillAVirgincry

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Romance / Re: Unbelievable: See Artworks Made Of Mellon by Lordprez: 5:34pm On Jan 27, 2016
saw Mellon, rushed in only to see something weird and primitive nice looking art... Mehn I seriously was looking forward to something round, brown and is usually being dragged by men and babies


BTW, whose got hypo, I've got mind to bleachcry
Romance / Re: Have I Cheated? by Lordprez: 5:28pm On Jan 27, 2016
I wish I knew... its such a big mysteryshocked

plz quote me when someone figures it outundecided
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Lordprez: 5:18pm On Jan 27, 2016
xpac01:

I shouldn't be squeezing empty palms and you expect that am in anyway feeling a thang. Squeezing empty palms can lead to bruises.
BTW: God that created odara also created oloma aswell as melon. Don't stigmatize them bro.
stigmatization of b00bs

now that's new.... so you like em' squeezable huh?

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Romance / Re: Help Me With Wooing Lines by Lordprez: 5:15pm On Jan 27, 2016
Giving you the lines would be useless cus you would just make a mess outta it


work on your courage first... come back for lines later
Romance / Re: I Woke Up To N300,000 In My Account! (not Mine) by Lordprez: 5:11pm On Jan 27, 2016
the story seems made up..

not saying it couldn't happen, juz saying it didn't happen to youundecided


screenshot or...
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Lordprez: 5:08pm On Jan 27, 2016
Big breasts re disturbingangry... you just can't discuss with the lady without tilting your head downwards, especially when she wears something revealing. I like em' a little above averagewink

#JuzSaying

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Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by Lordprez: 5:04pm On Jan 27, 2016
xpac01:

I've got taste but I hate them big. Average to minimum is best while handling.
by minimum... do you mean those nonexistent odara looking things some refer to as brêasts... if so, then you'd have to delete the part of your post that says "I've got taste"undecided

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