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So your ex-girlfriend's name is "Esther" huh?... why am I not surprise ![]() anyway, carry on OP.... buh wait! your ex from 8 years ago ain't married yet and she is "fillin sex" from your photo?.... Good for you then |
Ugly chicks, scary cleavage, bad photography ![]() BTW, this isn't so bad, my sister sometimes moves about naked.... Buh then she is just 3 ![]() |
Estharfabian:something bout the bolded just doesn't seem ryt.... Its like some really biased immature opinion By your opinion love is based on a connection of some sought, a connection could be anything from love for art, to music, to fashion to even politics.... I don't see why a primary school dropout can't connect to a Nobel prize owner based on any of the above or even more. Last I checked(0.01 nanosecs ago), education is no basis for intelligence, or communication skills #LoveHappensJuzLykSh!t |
Ah miz being friends with the females without them thinking you've got a crush on em Adulthood suckz! ![]() |
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orobs93:After 5 years? .... that's just weird in every meaning of the wordanyway, chillax dude its just a phone call. She most probably just wanna be friends, buh then she could be Adele, tryna get back together with you whichever the case is/may be.... I see no reason to be worried, just chill and let things play out #JuzMyThoughtTho |
Nice... it'd take gals with balls to pull that off tho buh then I'd miss that look on their face that says "When da faq is he gonna pull out that ring? even if its plastic I'll manage"... its just EPIC! ![]() |
ya I've cried for/because of a girl... in my girlfriend's dream ![]() in reality, I'll rather cry when NEPA takes lights ![]() |
@OP... did you even read what you posted? an old friend who is pretty called you and you're asking if you should be worried? .... well you shouldn't buh when she texts you "good morning dear"... run for ya life, that could destroy you![]() Jux thinking tho.... she actually guessed 11 digits? #SHOCKED![]() |
Definitely door 2 ![]() I need Jesus to go to heaven not God , and money can buy all the love on earth.... Ask bill Gates, everybody loves that dude![]() |
sylvalord:Wasn't asking a question buh Since you gave an answer... Oya clap for yourself ![]() |
People hate down here(romance section) ![]() Well my moniker hasn't been mentioned yet... Guess I'm not a troublemaker ![]() #WatchingWithMaHubbleTelescope ![]() |
That awkward yet funny moment when you ask a girl to look into your eyes and tell you what she sees And she was like.... " I see our love and how great a guy you are' ME: Really?.... You didn't see my iris or pupil? Not even your reflection? |
Mhizkel:@bolded you're joking ryt? ![]()
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Electric Pole: I hear it works wonders at those boring moments when they gotta stick something in there. The ones with copper cables installed works better, the shock gives them extra organism.... my sources say the wooden ones re better as they feel more natural ![]() Organism? ![]() ........ Hehehehehe Romance section killing boredom since 19 A.D![]() |
mehn this is so messed up how can a 35 years old lady be confused about what to do with her baby? …… in fact, how would the same 35 years old lady have sêx with a married man without protection or contraceptive?![]() @Op are you sure you are not misusing the word "smart" cus none of the actions of your friend says "Ama smart 35 years old lady" ... they actually say the exact oppositeAbortion is wrong tho..... sin or crime, it doesn't matter. No child deserves to be aborted |
lemme get this.... Your friend is the consumer Your sister is the Middleman You're the producer/ATM Hehehehehe .... Wish ya da best @Op... juz bear in mind that murder is serious offenceBTW, I'm surprised you haven't sabotaged the relationship yet ![]() |
Hapi bdae dear... sadly you've wished yourself everything I had in mind |
would've said its just her preference... everybody has a way they enjoy things buh seriously you haven't fvcked her with lights on throughout all 4 years of your marriage?.... Now that's super weird ![]() Talk to her though, tell her you wanna see her beautiful body during the act and see what comes up |
dirk:I wish I see that too... buh I don't Dude over reacted... he should apologize to the chick jare |
Skybee1:where is d bad manners is saying "same"... maybe you should Gerarahere and work on minding ur fvckin business ![]() |
I don't see what's wrong wif how the gal replied... I reply "same" too a lot the guy is just a broke azz frustrated nigga ![]() wonder what he'd do to replies like "hmmmn" "na you sabi" "owk" ![]() |
could be buh it seems stupid tho ![]() would only work on guys who have high blood pressure anytime they lie Guys I know would lie at gunpoint without the slightest change in their heartbeat rhythm not to talk of during cuddling |
when you're about to bang Nicki minaj and the trumpet blows would have been funnier buh then, I'll try to laugh ![]() |
Definitely Bra first... that's bcus if I get my hands on those melons, the rest is tales by moonlight for her friends later By the way, why remove pant when I can just shift it to one corner? #StillAVirgin |
saw Mellon, rushed in only to see something weird and primitive nice looking art... Mehn I seriously was looking forward to something round, brown and is usually being dragged by men and babies BTW, whose got hypo, I've got mind to bleach |
I wish I knew... its such a big mystery plz quote me when someone figures it out ![]() |
xpac01:stigmatization of b00bs now that's new.... so you like em' squeezable huh? |
Giving you the lines would be useless cus you would just make a mess outta it work on your courage first... come back for lines later |
the story seems made up.. not saying it couldn't happen, juz saying it didn't happen to you ![]() screenshot or... |
Big breasts re disturbing ... you just can't discuss with the lady without tilting your head downwards, especially when she wears something revealing. I like em' a little above average![]() #JuzSaying |
xpac01:by minimum... do you mean those nonexistent odara looking things some refer to as brêasts... if so, then you'd have to delete the part of your post that says "I've got taste" ![]() |




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