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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Ladies So Shy To Admit Their Feelings?? by Lordprez: 1:18pm On Jan 27, 2016
because they feel you'd take them for a ride... and its not a player thing, its a human thing


BTW.. nice advertisement scheme, I hope it works for youwink
Romance / Re: I'm New Here,but Very Very Naughty by Lordprez: 1:12pm On Jan 27, 2016
would have welcomed you buh....
why tell us you're very very naughty... who asked youundecided

#AttentionSeekersEverywhereangry
Romance / Re: Message To All Guys by Lordprez: 12:12pm On Jan 27, 2016
seems them females just like to act like they're the victims... Well let them guys who care to read change


I'll be sipping ma LA casera... Till the next chick creates a new thread portraying her gender as victims

Romance / Re: Why Are Most Guys Unfaithful Even When They Have Loyal Or Beautiful Girlfriends? by Lordprez: 12:06pm On Jan 27, 2016
Julietcutie:

dude i dint say all guys i said most guys nd btw its not all girls that cheat to der r decent ones out der too :/
I never said, that you said that all guys re cheats... I'm only saying, Most Gals re cheats and as such you shouldn't expect the guys to not reciprocate the gestureundecided

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Guys Unfaithful Even When They Have Loyal Or Beautiful Girlfriends? by Lordprez: 11:52am On Jan 27, 2016
my friend too had this girlfriend he loved with all of his heart, he gave her his all, this would include money, time, care, energy etc... The dude was even willing to sacrifice his life just for his chick buh then his heart was broken when he discovered she had 4 other boyfriends which she bangs every now and then. His heart hasn't healed ever since, he even decided to be celibate for the rest of his life

seriously gals should stop the cheating, it not right


#PotTellingKettleToShineItselfundecided

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Romance / Re: I Have A Strong Crush On Monalisa185 Am Inluv With Her. by Lordprez: 11:44am On Jan 27, 2016
I thought this ended in 2015undecided

turns out it just got upgradedcry... Mrs World? SMD... Monalisa oya come out, before this guy declares himself Master Worldundecided
Romance / Re: Debunking The 'friendzone Is Bad' Trend by Lordprez: 11:49pm On Jan 22, 2016
GP2015:


There are some girls out there while have at one point or the other had a crush on you but you only saw them as friends, did they die? why are you weeping? who are you weeping for?
Don't think there is/have been any bruh.... I've got a "No crushing" policy with my female friends. Buh assuming there were, I weep for them too... Being friendzoned suckscry


Why and for whom I weep? ... Seriously Dude did you even read ma last post et al?undecided
Romance / Re: Debunking The 'friendzone Is Bad' Trend by Lordprez: 11:25pm On Jan 22, 2016
@Op you've either never loved a girl and feel hurt when she only sees you as a friend or you've gotten used to the friendzone, so much so you feel its now homeundecided


Whichever be the case... I think friendship should be mutual(wanted by both), not forced because you wanna be her sidechick/bff/confidante/brother whilst waiting for her to date the whole world and then realize you've been there all this while


#AhWeepForOurBrothersInDaZonecry... I would say "I know how it feels" buh da truth is...I don'tundecided
Romance / Re: d day u cried for somefin not worth it.....share d experience.. check mine.. by Lordprez: 11:07pm On Jan 22, 2016
refiner:

actually I had a busy day today....beak weak....maybe some oder time...last time i checked d night is meant for sleep...or is it new a crime to sleep early
Lucky you... I've been wishing for that bastard for a while now

Well sorry bout ur day, sleep tight owkwink
Romance / Re: My 3 Points Agenda For The Year 2016. Photo. by Lordprez: 10:11pm On Jan 22, 2016
We all know 80% of the INVESTMENTS will be INVESTED in Girlscry


Guys draft this sh!t out like every year... Yet nothing changesundecided
Romance / Re: d day u cried for somefin not worth it.....share d experience.. check mine.. by Lordprez: 10:05pm On Jan 22, 2016
refiner:


ok...lemme go to bed den...gudnyte,
On a Friday?shockedundecided

How old re you... 2?undecided cus my 3yr old lil sis is still watching a telenovela with mum, n she doesn't sleep till 12

Anyhoo... What's the highlight for your night?, I know reading n sleepin ain't it
Romance / Re: It Goes In Dry And It Comes Out Wet. See Pix by Lordprez: 9:59pm On Jan 22, 2016
Tea bag huh?undecided


My mind was definitely thinking about something else... Nice poem tho
Romance / Re: d day u cried for somefin not worth it.....share d experience.. check mine.. by Lordprez: 9:54pm On Jan 22, 2016
refiner:


hehhehe....e pain am....
gudevnin joor...u ought to be sleeping by nw,,y still awake?
Pain me?... Well that's ur opiniontongue

Same hun... Ah dunno, maybe cus you're still awake... Ladies first you knowwink
Romance / Re: d day u cried for somefin not worth it.....share d experience.. check mine.. by Lordprez: 9:37pm On Jan 22, 2016
refiner:


bla bla bla bla bla.......lovin d music...winkwink
If only you've tried a little harder, maybe i would have been annoyed by that buh then...


Do enjoy your imaginary musicundecided
Romance / Re: Why Is It Always So? by Lordprez: 8:41pm On Jan 22, 2016
Seriously you opened a thread just to ask why a beautiful gal hugs lotta guys?


Mehn people sure can't be this joblessundecidedcry
Romance / Re: Can A Woman Rape A Man? by Lordprez: 8:14pm On Jan 22, 2016
"What a man can do, a woman can do even better"

Definitely a man can be raped... Even better as the famous saying pointed out


Just wish a drop dead gorgeous chick would pick me as her rape victimcry...I won't even resistgrin
Romance / Re: I Broke The Friend Zone Limitations Today! by Lordprez: 8:07pm On Jan 22, 2016
Good for youundecided
Romance / Re: How will you React if A Lady Slaps U In Public? by Lordprez: 11:05am On Jan 22, 2016
Slap me?undecided……I laugh in Chinese

I'd... I'd.... seriously dunno know what I'd do buh certainly not hitting her back. wouldn't want her to wake up from a coma 5 months later and write a book about Heaven and hell being realundecided
Romance / Re: d day u cried for somefin not worth it.....share d experience.. check mine.. by Lordprez: 9:44am On Jan 22, 2016
refiner:


u give up and u still typed to explain all dat.....do u realy understand d meaning of 'I give up'....try visit ur dictionary...
grin
I actually did give up buh I'm obligated by humanity to save you from the disgrace of telling the next person that you do not know what CW means/iscry


also did search "I give up" on ma Oxford dict... couldn't find it... Maybe its because "I give up" is a p
phrase and isn't in a dictionaryundecided
Romance / Re: d day u cried for somefin not worth it.....share d experience.. check mine.. by Lordprez: 3:21am On Jan 22, 2016
refiner:


if I said I understand wat u just typed to me nw,den I must be lien....wat d helk is CW



ah give upundecided.... Have a nice day huncry


BTW, its actually the CW channel... they host shows like Smallville, arrow, Jane the virgin, flash, the 100 etc.undecided
Romance / Re: Am I Going To Get A Yes/no From Her?.please Help. by Lordprez: 8:56pm On Jan 21, 2016
sholikay:
mr man..are you trying to make a sarcasm out of my statement?..that is too lackadaisical..
that huge word thoundecided.... just kidding dude, tho it was funny


BTW, your approach on phone isn't a major blowoff or deal breaker... if she does wanna date you, it wouldn't matter

Trust me.... just chill for her reply, if its bad then move on to the next chick

#MyTake

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Romance / Re: d day u cried for somefin not worth it.....share d experience.. check mine.. by Lordprez: 8:52pm On Jan 21, 2016
refiner:


mtsheeeeeeew.....gerrarahie...mehn
I already did... your mention brought me back hereundecided


Anyway, my heart cried when CW stopped star crossed... really love that show. Can't remember when I actually did cry for something not worth or even for something worth itcry
Romance / Re: Am I Going To Get A Yes/no From Her?.please Help. by Lordprez: 8:42pm On Jan 21, 2016
I only made the proposing
Damn!... Laf haf killed me 2daecheesy

#MadeMyNight
Romance / Re: Am I Going To Get A Yes/no From Her?.please Help. by Lordprez: 8:40pm On Jan 21, 2016
she is either gonna say "Yes" or "No".... even though they'd use different sentences and phrases buh it ends up meaning any of the above

so now do yourself a favour and read a book or something... giving yourself sleepless nights won't influence her answerundecided
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Currently Jobless by Lordprez: 8:33pm On Jan 21, 2016
@Op... I think there is a career/jobs section


buh since I'm here.... I'd say teaching, there are lotta schools around these days

and it'd help her improve her English, teaching skills, training kids skill, knowledge, tolerance... plus you get to invest your $100 somewhere else, like a business she can do after school hours(e.g selling pure water bags and recharge cards at home)
Romance / Re: Whose Artiste Verse Do You Like The Most In After The Reggae Song by Lordprez: 8:28pm On Jan 21, 2016
Hated the song.... it had no meaning what so everundecided

playing "Jamb Question"... now that's a song
Romance / Re: Dont Know If I Can Still Continue With Her by Lordprez: 8:20pm On Jan 21, 2016
sickstars:


Nah no chick changes without d guy avin a hand in it

if op wana leave he shd heart breaks doesnt last for long jare

Team supporting d girls she will move on find better guys
Everybody changes... not just chicks and definitely not because some guy had a hand in it

buh then I concur the OP should leave, if he complains now that he is yet to marry then I can't(don't) wanna imagine what sh!t we'd see after their marriage

Don't get why you're supporting the girl... its not like the OP did anything wrong so far.... Buh I guess its now a gender thing, so carry on
Romance / Re: Pls Help Am Nervous! by Lordprez: 8:11pm On Jan 21, 2016
Obioraaa:

Greet the dignitaries from the biggest to the smallest, make jokes, compliment their past efforts, talk about something, give a hint you want to close, make concluding remarks.. Conclude... Do it in that order.. cheesy
Chai!.... guy suppose remember all thisshocked


@OP, look at the ceiling or focus on a particular thing in the crowd and smile, say whatever you've got(or what obiora said) and feel fly while saying it... works every timewink

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Romance / Re: Benue State University Student Post Her N@ked Pics Online To Mark Her Birthday by Lordprez: 8:04pm On Jan 21, 2016
stupidity is turning out to be a trend for our ladiescry


later person go marry this one put for houseundecided

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Romance / Re: d day u cried for somefin not worth it.....share d experience.. check mine.. by Lordprez: 7:56pm On Jan 21, 2016
refiner:

pls try read it again....I knw u will understand it by den....
did you modify it?... if you didn't

then upgrade your fvckin' writing skills cus I'm still gonna understand same sh!t I didundecided
Romance / Re: HELP!!! I Found Out That My Gf Is Cheating On Me,what Should I Do? by Lordprez: 7:53pm On Jan 21, 2016
@Op whether to take her back or not to is like...

tryna choose between PS4 and Xbox one... They're both awesome, PS has exclusive games and Xbox is just superb.... buh what I'm tryna say is that you wouldn't know if it'd have been better if you picked the other one

so back to the question... I think if you can truly forgive and let it go, then do so and take her back, buh if you can't, don't force yourself to.... MOVE DA FVCK! ON!!!!

#JuxMyOpinion
Romance / Re: She Complained That I Don't Thank Her After Making Love by Lordprez: 7:40pm On Jan 21, 2016
you fvcked your side chick... told her "thank you"... then came online to tell us about her complaint


now if we say you shouldn't have... are you going to take the thank you back from her?undecided


sometimes... not creating a thread can be the greatest thread you've created

#DumbSh!tEverywherecry

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