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RomanceRe: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Lordprez: 8:07pm On Jan 07, 2016
op is a freaking pervert!!!
most time guys just scratch cus the pubic hair itches... nothing more
BTW, wetin consign you with what goes on in there?undecided
RomanceRe: Guys What Will You Do ? by Lordprez: 7:59pm On Jan 07, 2016
I'll give my famous big smile and say...

"See you at Shiloh biatch"grin

then walk out with pride cus she juz did me a huge favour
RomanceRe: Can My Ex Be My Best Friend After Break Up by Lordprez: 11:23am On Jan 07, 2016
Eddyitaly77:
yes she actually told me that she need me back but I refuse because I have a girlfriend now..then she us to be best friend if we can't date
when will they ever learn? undecided

dude, she's gonna sabotage your relationship

imagine how you'd feel if your girlfriend's bestie was her ex?... yea, that's how your girlfriend's gonna feel and she'd be insecure, jealous, scared, angry and lotta other sh!t that comes with such scenarios

do yourself a favour and say "F**KIN HELL NO!"
RomanceRe: Guys I Need You All Here.. by Lordprez: 11:16am On Jan 07, 2016
oshdam2015:
This is too good to be truth. Maybe it's love in action. I mean, you are somehow sure your lady is cheating and you still went ahead to knelt and begged her. I wish I had such heart, but something in me will not just lemme do that.
dude are you a mind reader?... exactly what was on my mind

I juz can't believe the OP actually knelt down and begged someone who just cheated on him... ah mean seriously?undecided in this time and age


@OP love is a 2-way street, if you guys were to be married, I'd say forgive and try to make it work buh she's juz your girlfriend, and the fact that she cheated on you despite the fact that you guys have a 3 year old relationship juz shows she doesn't feel sh!t bout you et al


#BuhThen_JuzMyOpinion
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be Is Addicted To Her Phone by Lordprez: 10:12am On Jan 07, 2016
sonofananimal:
worse advice

We are in jet age! Who got time to do all this stuff just for a commoner undecided


OP think with ya head and not ya dicck! You better dispose that GIRL in time.
dude... if you keep disposing every gal you meet juz cus of some shitty setback, then you're juz gonna live ur life miserable

sometimes you gotta grow some balls and fight for someone you love... Go the extreme mile, do the biggest sh!!t

need I mention, the op has marriage intentions.... thus she's no longer some commoner he gets to wake up one morning and make the "break up" call with

buh then, its left to the OP... Cus he'd be the one regretting later
RomanceRe: Is It Acceptable For My Girlfriend To Beat Me Up? by Lordprez: 2:03am On Jan 07, 2016
Seriously? undecided

RomanceRe: If You Were To Go Back To A Year In Your Life, What Year Would It Be? And Why? by Lordprez: 1:49am On Jan 07, 2016
Year 0 A.D

Juz wanna check if Jesus was really died that year or if it was 16A.D cus pastors keep saying 2000years ago undecided

Buh in my life... 2016 it is, I love my past to stay just exactly the way I left it
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be Is Addicted To Her Phone by Lordprez: 1:11am On Jan 07, 2016
Well op you can do any/all of the following

1. distract her with fun activities, like going out or talking about something that would interest her

2. Communicate with her and state your displeasure in her recent attitude

3. F*ckin' sabotage the goddamn phone, trust me it might be temporary buh it will do the job.... Half bread is bettergrin


If it will work out, it will... Juz chill, have patience and try not do anything you'd regret or call stup!!d later
RomanceRe: Mehn!!! It's 2016 And Trust Me Girls Ain't Smillling.....#WasteHisTime2016 by Lordprez: 12:48am On Jan 07, 2016
Its more like #WasteMyTime2016 undecided

Seems some ladies new year's resolution is to be completely brainless huh

#BuhThen_ThatsNotMyCupOfTea undecided
Jokes EtcRe: My First Joke For 2016 (I Hope I Made U Laf by Lordprez: 3:10pm On Jan 06, 2016
Gud one op

Made my day
RomanceRe: She Said I Should Come To Her House, But She's Older by Lordprez: 2:39pm On Jan 06, 2016
@Op

Hw old re you? huh
RomanceRe: Watchin A Sex Scene With Family. Help by Lordprez: 8:25pm On Jan 04, 2016
bigneorapz:
guy first of all make GPU...E be like ur head don block..u need better convergin lens, idiyat
dude, you on your period or what? huh

don't get why da hell you're throwing insults, buh kontinue... ur uncalled outburst is entertaininggrin
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean When A Girl Invite You To Come To Her Place by Lordprez: 7:36pm On Jan 04, 2016
she is either bored and wants some guys that is jobless free to come help her kill some time


or she is a flashing a huge green lanternundecided
RomanceRe: Watchin A Sex Scene With Family. Help by Lordprez: 7:18pm On Jan 04, 2016
firstly dude is it "watched" or "watching"? huh

secondly, what do you want us to do?.. build a time machine and tip you to carry them out instead?undecided


what's done is done jare.... move on or commit suicide.. which ever you find easiestundecided
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by Lordprez:
GodFrearing:
What does what was said mean? Was it bad?
you don't wanna know... trust me, some people can be jerks


Anyway, as regards to your dilemma.... His intentions may or may not be good, the only way of knowing is by waiting. But as far as your happiness is important, don't forget your child's, a heartbroken you would affect him or her, so...


back out if your instincts tells you to, don't even think it over.. Wish you the best nd a happy new year
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by Lordprez: 12:35pm On Jan 04, 2016
misspicy:
I don't want to be a mood spoiler or type long words

in fact I don't want to dissect and analyse the story its so obvious he is playing her gringringringrin

so amma just advice her to move on if she will listen and not remain blinded by fake love and fake care

you know say this oyinbo girls dey mumu wella gringrin
@bolded

haba that's uncalled forangry
RomanceRe: G by Lordprez: 12:07pm On Jan 04, 2016
dude, there is such a thing as not airing out your goddamn thoughts on a public forum... try keeping your sh!t to yourself next time


BTW, go suck some d!!cks #NobodyGivzAFvcKAnywayundecided
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Are you real? cheesy

You can't be real? lipsrsealed[/color]
that awkward yet funny moment when a girl's body makes naijaboiy doubt realitygrin


#DamnFunnycheesy
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:46pm On Jan 03, 2016
Naff24:
Nice one, thank God I witnessed d new year... May we witness more of it InshaAllah

No mind my ugly face though tongue tongue
finally... someone stunninggrin
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:19pm On Jan 03, 2016
tipdrips:
No offence to Ladies in Da House!
But why are there more handsome guys than pretty ladies in NL huh huh huh
#JustSayingembarassed embarassed embarassed
I even thought my phone has viewing problem, like the screen hated the ladies

dem ladies be falling hands like its a new year's resolutionundecided
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:11pm On Jan 03, 2016
forayfleo:
Hmmmmmmm see photo
I'm not tryna lecture you buh ah think you should checkout "selfie" on Google
or look at all the pics here and see what's odd bout yours
#juzSayingThocry
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:09pm On Jan 03, 2016
Estharfabian:
You just saw it!wink
How nice!grin
A lotta people viewing my diary...grin already took it down! yikes!
something tells me that isn't you... buh then time will tell

cute bro by the way
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:02pm On Jan 03, 2016
Estharfabian:
Just did...wink
Can I takeet down or nah?undecided
invisible selfies.... nycgrin
RomanceRe: Venusbetty Is Beautiful by Lordprez: 3:21am On Jan 03, 2016
VenusBetty:
wow!! thanks and I think I like you too
that ultimate friendzone statement


#BuhThen_WetinConsignMecry
RomanceRe: This 2 Girls Are So Silly!! See What They Are Doing (viewer Discretion Pictures) by Lordprez: 2:59am On Jan 03, 2016
would it kill them to unplug their phones, snap the shots and plug it back?undecided

well I heard electrocution enhances IQ, maybe a few shocks will reboot their senses to default

#BuhThen_WetinConsignMecry
RomanceRe: A New Sexually Transmitted Disease Will Surface In 2016 - Adeboye by Lordprez: 1:52am On Jan 02, 2016
Well wah can I say

RomanceRe: Guys Can You Spend 8k On A Girl Without Touching Her Honey Pot by Lordprez:
The way girls here are shouting "8k na money?"... Makes me wonder if gold digging is now a sportundecided


Anyway, it is well @op... Sometimes you gotta invest to reap in the future grin


by the way, "calculating how much you spent on a girl is the shortest route to high blood pressure"………… Says WHO
RomanceRe: I Hate My Friend Boyfriend. by Lordprez: 8:26pm On Jan 01, 2016
"hate" is a such a strong word shocked


Well I'd say just hint it to your friend, like don't be too direct... the world isn't black and white, you don't wanna lose a friend whilst trying to save her
RomanceRe: I Dreamt That I Was Banned For 100yrs by Lordprez:
2 guys e-fightin over an e-babe undecided



#CrunchesPopcorn... Lovin this sh!!t

Esther, care to join? Nice movie over heregrin

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