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Romance / Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Lordprez: 8:07pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
op is a freaking pervert!!! most time guys just scratch cus the pubic hair itches... nothing more BTW, wetin consign you with what goes on in there? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys What Will You Do ? by Lordprez: 7:59pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
I'll give my famous big smile and say... "See you at Shiloh biatch" then walk out with pride cus she juz did me a huge favour |
Romance / Re: Can My Ex Be My Best Friend After Break Up by Lordprez: 11:23am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Eddyitaly77:when will they ever learn? dude, she's gonna sabotage your relationship imagine how you'd feel if your girlfriend's bestie was her ex?... yea, that's how your girlfriend's gonna feel and she'd be insecure, jealous, scared, angry and lotta other sh!t that comes with such scenarios do yourself a favour and say "F**KIN HELL NO!" |
Romance / Re: Guys I Need You All Here.. by Lordprez: 11:16am On Jan 07, 2016 |
oshdam2015:dude are you a mind reader?... exactly what was on my mind I juz can't believe the OP actually knelt down and begged someone who just cheated on him... ah mean seriously? in this time and age @OP love is a 2-way street, if you guys were to be married, I'd say forgive and try to make it work buh she's juz your girlfriend, and the fact that she cheated on you despite the fact that you guys have a 3 year old relationship juz shows she doesn't feel sh!t bout you et al #BuhThen_JuzMyOpinion |
Romance / Re: My Wife To Be Is Addicted To Her Phone by Lordprez: 10:12am On Jan 07, 2016 |
sonofananimal:dude... if you keep disposing every gal you meet juz cus of some shitty setback, then you're juz gonna live ur life miserable sometimes you gotta grow some balls and fight for someone you love... Go the extreme mile, do the biggest sh!!t need I mention, the op has marriage intentions.... thus she's no longer some commoner he gets to wake up one morning and make the "break up" call with buh then, its left to the OP... Cus he'd be the one regretting later |
Romance / Re: Is It Acceptable For My Girlfriend To Beat Me Up? by Lordprez: 2:03am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Seriously? 1 Share
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Romance / Re: If You Were To Go Back To A Year In Your Life, What Year Would It Be? And Why? by Lordprez: 1:49am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Year 0 A.D Juz wanna check if Jesus was really died that year or if it was 16A.D cus pastors keep saying 2000years ago Buh in my life... 2016 it is, I love my past to stay just exactly the way I left it |
Romance / Re: My Wife To Be Is Addicted To Her Phone by Lordprez: 1:11am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Well op you can do any/all of the following 1. distract her with fun activities, like going out or talking about something that would interest her 2. Communicate with her and state your displeasure in her recent attitude 3. F*ckin' sabotage the goddamn phone, trust me it might be temporary buh it will do the job.... Half bread is better If it will work out, it will... Juz chill, have patience and try not do anything you'd regret or call stup!!d later |
Romance / Re: Mehn!!! It's 2016 And Trust Me Girls Ain't Smillling.....#WasteHisTime2016 by Lordprez: 12:48am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Its more like #WasteMyTime2016 Seems some ladies new year's resolution is to be completely brainless #BuhThen_ThatsNotMyCupOfTea |
Jokes Etc / Re: My First Joke For 2016 (I Hope I Made U Laf by Lordprez: 3:10pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Gud one op Made my day |
Romance / Re: She Said I Should Come To Her House, But She's Older by Lordprez: 2:39pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
@Op Hw old re you? |
Romance / Re: Watchin A Sex Scene With Family. Help by Lordprez: 8:25pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
bigneorapz:dude, you on your period or what? don't get why da hell you're throwing insults, buh kontinue... ur uncalled outburst is entertaining |
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Girl Invite You To Come To Her Place by Lordprez: 7:36pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
she is either bored and wants some guys that is or she is a flashing a huge green lantern |
Romance / Re: Watchin A Sex Scene With Family. Help by Lordprez: 7:18pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
firstly dude is it "watched" or "watching"? secondly, what do you want us to do?.. build a time machine and tip you to carry them out instead? what's done is done jare.... move on or commit suicide.. which ever you find easiest |
Romance / Re: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by Lordprez: 6:56pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
GodFrearing:you don't wanna know... trust me, some people can be jerks Anyway, as regards to your dilemma.... His intentions may or may not be good, the only way of knowing is by waiting. But as far as your happiness is important, don't forget your child's, a heartbroken you would affect him or her, so... back out if your instincts tells you to, don't even think it over.. Wish you the best nd a happy new year 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by Lordprez: 12:35pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
misspicy:@bolded haba that's uncalled for |
Romance / Re: G by Lordprez: 12:07pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
dude, there is such a thing as not airing out your goddamn thoughts on a public forum... try keeping your sh!t to yourself next time BTW, go suck some d!!cks #NobodyGivzAFvcKAnyway |
Romance / Re: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
naijaboiy:that awkward yet funny moment when a girl's body makes naijaboiy doubt reality #DamnFunny |
Romance / Re: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:46pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
Naff24:finally... someone stunning |
Romance / Re: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:19pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
tipdrips:I even thought my phone has viewing problem, like the screen hated the ladies dem ladies be falling hands like its a new year's resolution |
Romance / Re: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:11pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
forayfleo:I'm not tryna lecture you buh ah think you should checkout "selfie" on Google or look at all the pics here and see what's odd bout yours #juzSayingTho |
Romance / Re: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:09pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
Estharfabian:something tells me that isn't you... buh then time will tell cute bro by the way |
Romance / Re: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by Lordprez: 2:02pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
Estharfabian:invisible selfies.... nyc |
Romance / Re: Venusbetty Is Beautiful by Lordprez: 3:21am On Jan 03, 2016 |
VenusBetty:that ultimate friendzone statement #BuhThen_WetinConsignMe |
Romance / Re: This 2 Girls Are So Silly!! See What They Are Doing (viewer Discretion Pictures) by Lordprez: 2:59am On Jan 03, 2016 |
would it kill them to unplug their phones, snap the shots and plug it back? well I heard electrocution enhances IQ, maybe a few shocks will reboot their senses to default #BuhThen_WetinConsignMe |
Romance / Re: A New Sexually Transmitted Disease Will Surface In 2016 - Adeboye by Lordprez: 1:52am On Jan 02, 2016 |
Well wah can I say
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Romance / Re: Guys Can You Spend 8k On A Girl Without Touching Her Honey Pot by Lordprez: 1:43am On Jan 02, 2016 |
The way girls here are shouting "8k na money?"... Makes me wonder if gold digging is now a sport Anyway, it is well @op... Sometimes you gotta invest to reap in the future by the way, "calculating how much you spent on a girl is the shortest route to high blood pressure"………… Says WHO 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Hate My Friend Boyfriend. by Lordprez: 8:26pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
"hate" is a such a strong word Well I'd say just hint it to your friend, like don't be too direct... the world isn't black and white, you don't wanna lose a friend whilst trying to save her |
Romance / Re: I Dreamt That I Was Banned For 100yrs by Lordprez: 7:56pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
2 guys e-fightin over an e-babe #CrunchesPopcorn... Lovin this sh!!t Esther, care to join? Nice movie over here 1 Like |
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