Surprisingly I gotta say....

Why d F**k are you gals stating the f**kin' obvious


come back when you've got something new and interesting

I'm prez.... surprisingly now a Jagaban- God knows what that means

anyway, from a personal preference/opinion;

Its definitely a MISS

Reason: A public part with hair is just disgusting, i love them neat and bald

AbuadStudent:

I don't get, what's "spiderman kiss mary jane"?
I said you should rate the picture not analyze my pose and physique

k... you're ermm.... not Justin beiber

if I haven't seen spiderman kiss Mary Jane...I would have thought you were him


Only kids keep their fingers like that.... after intentionally taunting a spider to bite them of course

Mehn and I thought I've seen all the crazy questions nairaland has got to offer


well OP, simply try some sexual gesture like a kiss during a heated conversation... just stop talking, stare at her lips till she notice you are, then try to kiss her

Two things would happen;

she either lets you, likes it and doesn't complain, then you can tell her how you feel and sh!t

or she lashes out with anger... Then you should quickly give ur best apology and enjoy the Friendzone, heard its similar to Disneyland

YoungB1a:

DANGER Of PORNOGRAPHY
Scientists say that when u look at pornography there are chemicals that are automatically release in the brain which change the brain in such a way that it altars its structure.pornography rewires you.IT DAMAGES YOUR BRAIN GRADUALLY.

This part is just so so so so so wrong

porn stimulates same reactions we get from seeing a real naked person, so I guess all them old folks that have seen and bang countless times should have a very damaged brain then


pls juz gerarahere mehn.... come back when you've got real facts

there is no special handbook dude

it just happens

.

And the dude was happy, smiling and saying that crap... SMH


BTW... The chick definitely wasn't a virgin, I'm sure she had the worst wedding night ever

dude go ahead

last I checked... overtaking is allowed as long as there is no ring on her finger


Buh if your neighbor sends you to go grab a bed in the hospital.... its all on you dude, I was never here

**plate missing on the counter

**horse missing in the painting

**weird writing missing

**something on the shelf has different colours

**Lyon's and Loon's Tea

**markings on jeans are removed

**bottle on d counter behind the cup missing

**Ketchup bottle (or something) has different colours

**Make una answers the last one, my eyes hurt


That's was refreshing, off to go crash like today isn't Sunday... BTW, what's the name of the movie?

if there is a "restart checkpoint" button then... YES

obiorathesubtle:
see this one! You 'mate' with a girl.. Are you an animal??


Ooh.. You're asking us what you should do!?? Lwkm.. Oya go and get a policewoman pregnant and balance everything.

nairalanders sha... Lol


@bolded... Best advice of the day

Ellidude:
Em, I didn't really cry while watching 3 idiots.

It was touching though. Have you watched Ghajini?
Trust me, you will cry a river since 3 idiots made you cry.

Ghajini ruined ma day


I felt the dude pain like it was happening to me

#CrazyazzMovies

Margauxluv:
lol ,his name was enu or esun Somtin lik dat I cried d first day I saw d movie

I'd get if you pitied him
buh "cry"... that's extreme

Margauxluv:
Like stars on earth

Dis movie is nt all abt relatnship. It's naturally emotional.

its an Indian movie ryt?
I always tease my lil bro, saying he is as dumb as that kid

if the illness isn't a point of death kinda illness... I'd say the guy pays his school fees and try to assist with whatever he can raise


buh if the chick needs it urgently, like she could die or lose her womb and not bear kids in the future, then the dude should....

lie his azz off to his parents, relatives, friends and raise the goddamn money for both his school fees and the operation


I can't advise him to lay off his school... His future matters a lot and dad could permanently lose trust in him

**Troy... badazz love movie
buh nothing beats "A walk to remember"... I almost cried

can I have both?


#OliverTwist


buh seriously I'd go for a loving partner... Cuz I've got enough money for the both of us

How did u feel being in love for the first time?

---Horrible

What attracted u to ur first love ?

---She waz fun and lively, complete opposite of my sad and narcissist self

Where did u meet ur first love?

---My street... was taking a stroll

How u guys broke up?

--- Ernmm... "Its over" lyk everyone else

How u felt when u guys broke up?

---Relieved

And were u able to forget him/her quickly?


---Definitely... there was no need holding on to nothing

#BelieveThisAtUrOwnRisk

like any Nigerian girl would ask out their crush


Waiting for them ladies to come answer jare

Well I'm prez.... new here buh then not so new


From a personal opinion, I'd rather masturbate, not because I'm being moral or any of that sh!t buh becus I feel it would annoy my babe/spouse/partner the least


its me wanking my Joystick against me sticking it into some other chick's pvssy... I'm sure she'd prefer the former, that's what relationship are all about, annoying your partner the least


#MyOpinion

Yea Op you're a virgin... and I'm Neil Armstrong

does that make you feel better?

maybe cus its one hell azz tedious task

pounded for grandma once, and I vowed I rather join boko haram than preform that death wish of a task


leave them chicks alone jare, you've got semovita, wheat flour, yam flour etc... choose one or go pound it yourself

nice one... you just said the truth as it is

buh some brainless peeps would still come to say trash

that moment when I gotta say...

"That's Your opinion OP... 7, 999, 999, 999 to go"


#PeopleShuldJuzMindTheirFvckinBusiness_ItzNotSoHard

Estharfabian:


Maybe it's a super power Buh I'm really very gifted at bringing Up gists whilst Chatting! even to the most Boring of Males!

really?

cheer up dude...

she is better than a few

hilarious sh!t
nice way to start my morning
No. 3 & 6 is juz EPIC!

Happiness mostly