I wonder how crazy the world will be if everyone starts defining every social forum on earth


Wouldn't be surprised if Facebook is next

I believe that if she ain't got a ring on her finger.... then asking about her relationship status is pointless


Chick ain't anybody's till she is

You sleep in the same room with a girl you're not related to and expect to be singing choir songs in your dreams abi?


dude as long as that chick is there, things are bound to happen... physically or subconsciously


BTW, if its not against your moral belief... Masturbating could help, you can't shoot a gun with a empty barrel

Everyone... and No one

Fact is, I don't care enough to hate anyone... hate is damn stressful

Music

Reading

Sleeping

You forgot

Be the Woman He F**kin" Loves


a lady can try triple the sh!t up there buh if I don't feel sh!t for her then its like...


tryna fill a basket with water... #Pointless

guente02:
She's not contributing when we're making calls, when i ask her she'll say I've said it all. I keep wondering if all I say is correct or shez not just attached to me enough to have a decent conversation with me

Read the Fvckin' handwriting on the wall


Chick aint in love with you... Or is just being childish

like it matters which ever it is, pull the damn plug already

Ah don't keep bad memories... Ah live for the good times


lemme just sip ma lacasera and read comments

I would try to understand if it were a female childhood female buh a childhood nigga?... Haba! chick thinks her pvssi is goldplated abi?


ah wouldn't break up decades of friendship over some months wif some chick whose just gonna walk out of my life someday... not even if I were drunk, conji-striken and brain dead at the same time

#HoesEverywhere

Oh puleaseeee... PlayStation ti take over

wetin consign Guy consign hairdressing... I'd give her money to go get it done at the saloon, plus extra to get some nice clothes for the complete make over experience


#NiggazBeButtLickin'_ThinkingItzBeingRomantic

Most Fvcked up sh! t I've seen today

#Disgusted

one good turn deserves another

buh then... I'm not saying you should do anything

marieolae:
My real name is mariam

Did some googling and it seems I was wrong

beautiful name you've got there by the way... I bet it suits you perfectly

gonna add it to my list... I love the name

We all know 80% of INVESTMENTS is gonna be invested on some lady in the name of relationship...


so I don't get the difference between this year's and last year's budget

marieolae:
Mariam is a beautiful name.

Ah don't think there is such a name as "Mariam"
its either "Marian" or "Miriam".... or re you tryna mix both names?

I don't usually do this buh I'm so bored... so here goes

Esther... Marian.. Miriam... Vanessa.. Golden... Jane... Vivian

Congrats at OP.... providing its not just some imaginary baby

Guys hate wastage jare.... if you ain't busy with her then give to the next dude

only stingy guys like to keep all the pretty ones to themselves


Friends: Damn! Hot babe you've got there... Gimme na?

ME: if its the babe you want.... Come and collect

lilzcee:
guy understand me first, we are friends, i even have her phone number, buh i don't know what she wants from me, she even told my brother that she wants to see me, i think she is confused

un-confuse her by dating another chick

I don't believe in pestering a chick... buh that's me

see superpower wey niggaz dey find.... nain Op dey find cure for

talk bout irony

yet another...

when is it gonna end?

lilzcee:
we are friends already

seriously

being friends ain't green light dude... its the first part of the friendzone process

Adaure4ever:
@OP. stop dis girls bashing. - Even the strongest man was given birth to by a woman. *winks*

you didn't see the guy bashing thread huh?

2 counter threads


Guy ain't smiling et al

#ItzPayBackTime

Dantee005:
Itz nt by force to comment,bro....and if ure confused i suggest u read the post again....

not confused et al

surprised tho... Can't believe a guy said that sh!t up there


BuhThen_ItzUrFvckedUpOpinion

move tha fvck on to the next chick, jealousy would reset ha brain


Girls are like that, indecisiveness is their middle name


BTW... what kinda green signs are you talking bout, maybe you're the one misreading friendly gestures

And then... there was another

lampardizik:


lol...the one you made

its more like something I've noticed

LmFao.... wetin dis one dey do?

Some guys be acting like pusi lickers since 90 B.C

lyk its new

obiorathesubtle:
TRANSLATION: most 9ja gals are Hoes.

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Guy, time doesn't wait for anyone, and you don't wanna waste it chasing nothing... Do yourself good and end the f**kin' sh!t

I know it'd hurt considering all the months of investments... buh dude, you're now just some dude that asked her out



Gals make time for guys they love or apologize for not making time... its a universal law