sickstars:


Ur point is so on fleek

N*ggas b forcing love nd looking for ways to get out like d girl forced them smh! wana eat their cakes nd av it i laugh nt every one is kim k

ah tell you... the OP seems frustrated

or maybe is just dealing with some of them chicks that turns out to be annoying after a while

what I don't get, is why he is complaining instead of packing up his stuff and leaving... its not like he is being forced

Lemme get this...

You cooked da best meal you've eva cooked, knowing fully well that you've got a sore on your tongue?


*scratches head*..... who does that?

Romance section needs major sanitization... Anyone's got dettol?


@Op wetin do her hand?.... she na handicap in?

@Op... I see 2 things here

you neither don't have a sense of humour and thus can't tolerate a bad habit... like expensive jokes

or

you just don't love her the way you did and you're looking for some excuse to break up the relationship


whichever would be the case, I think you should forget marriage and deal with the issue... or move the fvck on

#My2Cents

Here to watch the OP get bashed

"a key (guy) that can open any padlock is a masterkey but a padlock (girl) that can be opened by any key is useless "

seen this a thousand times buh Its still damn funny and true

a nairalander.... abi nairalanders?


dude wasn't supporting the barbaric act or blaming the kids... only saying young gals should dress more decently

#ThatsHowISeeItTho

no lacasera?

tha...tha... tha.. that's my lacasera, make everything better, a taste of...... uh uh uh la Casera


MIMI noodles was dope too... its my Lil sister's nickname, so we sang it a lot....

anyway you like me, anyhow you want me... Mimi Noodles, Mimi noodles... buchacha mimi

why is your head inflated?

HELL...NO

not when there are pretty young gals around

Only Mum..... when I was three years old

i don't blow kisses... I grab that face and stick my tongue in it


BuhThen_That'sJuzMe

the OP was making sense until... he wrote "Love of money"


didn't get what the universal confused state of the female gender has to do wif money


#BuhThen...ItsHisThread

cruzita:
no sir, enjoy

k then... just being polite

have a blissful night

Delta gals re kul.... I know a few

buh they speak good English?... seriously?

cruzita:
very funny movie

k... thanks


off to go have an awesome night... ermm wanna join me? I've got pop corn and a stocked bar

cruzita:
THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY

the chick haf old

surprisingly I haven't watched this movie... off to go do some downloads

BTW, is it a fun movie?.... you know say data scare pass dollars this days

Got same this evening, later got another saying "your service has been rolled back and will expire by November"


Damn! WhatsApp... Buh then who cares, its not like I'm gonna pay sh!t to them anyway

Mehn your English tho…… "I'm loosing INTERESTED" got me laughing real hard


Anyway, it simple.... Date someone, or pretend you are, and tell her ur jealous gf wouldn't like you taking other girls out et al... even for lunch

or you can

TELL HER TO FVCK DA HELL OFF... I don't see what use she'd be to you as a friend

octopusfreaky:
God forgive u,u shouldnt use Dija as an example,, He created her that way ..

I didn't use her as an example na.... OP did



buh then God bless her with fat soon.. she needs it

watch a comedy series like big bang theory, how I met ur mum etc... it reliefs me of all the sh!t the day brought



sadly I'm running outta series

iwatch:
wrong... I am not looking for sex, neither am I looking someone that will take money from me, else the side chic can offer that.

There comes a time when sex is no longer what a man desires.

I can't believe people on here don't even understand what I am talking about.

I do understand... but I think you're looking in the wrong place, maybe one of those sidechicks or female friends really would connect, buh you're probably expecting an angel appearing and sweeping ya off ya feet


I also think you're kinda blocking them out

#JuzMaThoughtsTho

shizzy7:
Di'ja will eventually get fat after she gives birth to her first child....

ya....right

even if she is as flat as our mavin sister, all I ever need to hear is that spoken English

really?


well its sumtim called preference... everyone has got one

but seriously... something dat flat?

its obvious they don't even understand themselves



@ur dilemma... that chick doesn't feel sh!t for you. she either misses the attention or wants something you can give her

#RunAway

I don't see anything wrong wif her…… if she makes me happy , then my 40 carat diamond ring get to be on her finger

what's wrong with a farmer?





#GoldDiggingIsNowAnOlympicEvent

is it not this same woman?

cruzita:
I no get time to love .but back then in secondary school ,a guy that had a crush on me ,received 15strokes on my behave.I just tell am thank you .very stupid of him if he thought he was gonna get me because of that

jeez!!!... why evils?

not even a peck on the cheek?

beautiful woman

can't help buh wonder why she is getting married at such old age.... she ton tire to form abi

Being single is dope... TRUE

buh when you're wif that special someone... its something else entirely