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Romance / Re: Memo To Guyz by Lordprez: 11:44am On Jan 19, 2016
Liar Liar... pants on Fire


Girls hate da truth... #Factangry
Romance / Re: How Can A Person Stop Being A Pvssy Nigger? by Lordprez: 11:20am On Jan 19, 2016
What is a pvssy nigger?undecided
Romance / Re: How To Dump Your Girlfriend Without Offense by Lordprez: 11:18am On Jan 19, 2016
Is the link the new LAWMA dump site?undecided
Romance / Re: 25 Funny #yorubaboys Heart Breaking Trending Photos by Lordprez: 11:14am On Jan 19, 2016
Yinabim:
lol..pple dey ooo,but sincerely yoruba boys are lovable
Tell me moreundecided

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Felt Trapped In A Relationship Yes\no by Lordprez: 9:54am On Jan 19, 2016
Why would I feel trapped?... When it takes "its over" to get out of a goddamn sh!t called a relationship
Romance / Re: Help!!! My Dad Just " Murdered" Me. What Do I Do?? by Lordprez: 9:28pm On Jan 18, 2016
Lie in state na... You're dead for Christ sake


After reading ur epistle... I don't see what's wrong with what your dad said, you only got to say

"I'm sure he was kidding"... Life goes onundecided


#GuysBeingMelo-Dramatic_SoGay
Romance / Re: How Will She Feel If I Do Not Attend Her Mom Burial by Lordprez: 9:19pm On Jan 18, 2016
How would you feel when person you're in love with doesn't show up at one of your worst moment?undecided


Now do the smart thing and go borrow money... Importantly, BE THERE FOR HER
Romance / Re: No Main Chic... All Side Chics by Lordprez: 5:19pm On Jan 18, 2016
You want a main chick that's just gonna talk, have sex and take money from you... All in the name of "connection"?undecided

Romance / Re: OMG - What Will You Do If You See This Hot Babe In You Gym Center? by Lordprez: 5:11pm On Jan 18, 2016
Pretty sure the weight I'm lifting will collapse on megrin




#KarishikaGettingUpgrades undecided
Romance / Re: She Told Me That Her Boyfriend's Joystick Is Not Working What Should I Do? by Lordprez: 4:39pm On Jan 18, 2016
Op.... Wetin consign you?... You na doctor ni?undecided



#SlutsEverywhereangry

Family / Re: Little Kid Peeping At Her Aunt's Panties (Photo) by Lordprez: 4:24pm On Jan 18, 2016
Dope kid.... Itz Allowedwink


This just shows how stvpid some chicks can beundecided
Romance / Re: I Am New Here.. Hello Nairaland Romance Section by Lordprez: 4:24pm On Jan 18, 2016
Seriously... another? undecided



#StopTheFvckinIntroductionsAlready_NoOneCaresundecided
Romance / Re: Girl Begged Her Boyfriend Money And Got This Mean Response by Lordprez: 4:17pm On Jan 18, 2016
Some broke azz guys can be creativegrin


Surprisingly only guys will find this funnyundecided

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Romance / Re: She Is All Covered But Is This Dressing Appropriate by Lordprez: 1:04pm On Jan 17, 2016
Blood of Godshocked... Check out that AZZ


@Op.. How do you expect her to cover that? undecided... Abi make she wear agbada dey waka, juz because God gave her such humongous ASSET?

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Romance / Re: Engagement: How Do I Ask Her Of Her Ring Size??? by Lordprez: 7:21am On Jan 17, 2016
islandmoon:


you have sh!t in mind? disgusting!!!! embarassed
Lol... You get what I mean na wink
Romance / Re: Great Mind People Come In Here..picture by Lordprez: 7:56pm On Jan 16, 2016
Everyone can

You just need a few seconds to get use to itundecided
Romance / Re: Engagement: How Do I Ask Her Of Her Ring Size??? by Lordprez: 6:42pm On Jan 16, 2016
jopretty:
Get one of her friends you trust to do that for you. The idea is that friend would ask her to accompany her to the market to get some stuffs. On getting there, the friend should cook up a story about wanting to get neck, wrist or whatever chain and off they go to that section and while checking for that, the friend should pick up any engagement ring to try on and also ask your girl to do same. And viola! you'll get the answer you seek. Thank me later when it works out that way. kiss
Exactly the same sh!t I had in mind... You must be psychicgrin

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Romance / Re: 6 Phrases More Important Than, “I Love You” by Lordprez: 6:36pm On Jan 16, 2016
"Babe, Mail me ur acct details" grin.... Everybody knows this undecided


Nyways, I didn't go to school buh I heard them brilliant kids in ma village conversing and I can say...

NONE OF THOSE SH!T ARE PHRASESundecided
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Are Crazy! by Lordprez: 6:19pm On Jan 16, 2016
OK... Noted

Romance / Re: Mention Nigerian Songs That Deserves Grammy Nomination. by Lordprez: 6:12pm On Jan 16, 2016
Shouldn't this be in the music section? undecided

Anyway all lil kesh songs re dope buh lemme add...

Karishika-Flaz, M.I

Telemudo- some guy and M.I


BTW... Anyone knows the name of the song, where the musician kept shouting something like "Ewojijonni o"... I think olamide was featured?
Romance / Re: I'm New Here. by Lordprez: 2:54pm On Jan 16, 2016
debbierex:
Oh thanks dear @ricard.. Haba at least it is too early for your insult and sarcasm..
@bolded

LMAOcheesy... She is definitely new hereundecided


ADVICE: Don't take anything here to heart
Romance / Re: Photo: After He Slapped Your Girlfriend. by Lordprez: 2:44pm On Jan 16, 2016
Heymus:
you must be joking oga, who wan help u on this?
Not necessarily a who... Buh a what?wink


Ah fit employ ryeback or mark Henry tho... As backupgrin
Romance / Re: Photo: After He Slapped Your Girlfriend. by Lordprez: 1:24pm On Jan 16, 2016
Its simple... Ama go get helpundecidedgrin


See him packs like armor shocked

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