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Forget 100 ways.... if the guy can't walk to you and say "I like you", then he doesn't shikina #Ma2cents |
Happy Val's day everyone ![]() Wish y'all a love-filled day.... Wahever that is ![]() |
well.... For the single peeps
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First bricklaying... then public transport driving.... now barbing Dem ladies getting serious bout gender equality
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they all have their cloths on in all the pics *yawns*.... Wake me up when there is a pic with the couples naked |
I'd eat, watch a movie, take a long nap, wake up, eat again, watch movies, listen to songs while eating again Then log on whatsapp to frustrate the life outta my dumbazz friends who re gonna magas tomorrow Tomorrow's gonna be awesome
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its funny how people think nairalanders give a fvck bout them Well...
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I would say i see a d!ck penetrating an azz... Buh nobody's d!ck is that small ![]() So its definitely not a monkey |
So so so wrong.... Marriage ain't dependent on all sh!t up there. Maybe in some cases you're right, but your generalization threw your entire post into the trash can Anyway kul message tho, hope them ladies listen |
Op nailed it... see her mouth like "you're too young, to play old" what does that even mean?
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I don't get why this is news when there is no steel/aluminium producing factory, we've got undertrained engineers and modelling n designing also isn't encouraged in Nigeria... did they expect the cars to fall from the sky in 2017? I wish them luck sha... the future is bright |
you actually want to know what romancelanders like bout you? ![]() your stvpidity is just fvckin' entertaining... plz don't stop
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They both nailed it jare.... cute kids love the black kid's haircut tho |
Some of the sh!t listed are really childish n weird ![]() |
mehn so lost.... @OP have you dated martian chicks before cus I'm sure this doesn't apply to Nigerian chick The following would have make sense... * She suddenly hates you for no reason * she gets jealous when you flirt wif other gals * she buys you a present that isn't boxers or singlet (The ultimate indicator) |
I love huge moderate b00bs I love super huge azzez buh I hate em on a fat chick.... Next puleeeeaaasseeeee |
here for the comments... surprisingly, faithful broke azz niggaz re winning... where dem gold digging b!tches at? ![]() |
dtyla:@bolded
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greatiyk4u:you mean what is a reader abi? anywau, a reader is the english textbook used in the primary schools..... I'm so ryt huh? ![]() |
greatiyk4u:our leader the last time I checked is not a reader, he is a farmer…… so what's your point again? |
Pretty sure this is longer than all the epistles Paul wrote put together ![]() |
sadly ama fanatic of the light skin females... though A is beautiful(no doubt), if B wasn't around I'd be all over her buh then B does it for me hope ma post doesn't convert more members to the Bleaching cream association |
Really?.... people come from the vag!na? ![]() Fvck all em elders that told us, we came out from the azzhole like sh!t Double fvck em for making me believe dat sh!t @Topic who fvckin cares... People should get a life, it not so hard
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Considering the level of indecisiveness protrayed by the females.... risking a lady turning me down in public or accepting my proposal just because people re cheering and clapping is just sheer stvpidity for me, I'd propose with outmost secrecy. Maybe whilst taking a stroll on the beach, watching a beautiful sunset on a hilltop, watching titanic, in the shower taking a bath... pretty much anywhere no one else can influence her decision to marry me. We can always let the world know later |
Lemme get this a female posted that picture portraying her gender as expert gold diggers? ... hmmm interestingBTW, sh!t is not so funny... trust me I tried |
Estharfabian:Yea it most def had to be pride, why would I Esther the poshest, smartest, and most elegant chick stoop so low to introduce a primary school dropout to the world as the love of my life …. ah mean I could do better with a smart graduate, why settle for lessIts ironic tho, maybe you're either not seeing my point or you just decided to stick with ur delusional ideals (preference you might call em). lemme ask tho, is a smart certificate endowed dude what you want as a husband or a caring loving dude who would go the extra mile for you despite being just a Common entrance certificate holder..... I've always believed the female gender didn't know what they want buh you're jux pushing it Esther, to the very extreme. Anyway, I don't see the point pushing it any further, you seem pretty convinced wif your werid ideals..... BTW, I didn't crown you a "bad person", I wouldn't. Pretty sure you crowned yourself that and I gotta say.... it suits you beautifully ![]() |
Estharfabian:in your super weird world, deep down in your super weird mind, you believe going to school makes someone smart and intelligent huh?... funny enough you even think a primary school dropout ain't smart and definitely not intelligence well I'm so sorry to burst your bubble but life ain't that black and white... I know dumbazz graduates who can't construct essays like the primary 5 class my friends teaches. schools doesn't make everyone smart Its also werid how you feel love is about meeting that super posh nigga wif six packs who knows his way with words and sweeps you off your feet with a nice graduate charisma and well constructed humorous statements.... well it isn't buh then I'd leave you to figure it out yourself something does tells me pride has something to do with your preference tho... please tell me it doesn't ![]() |
I dreamt abt a passionate sēx with Nicki minaj... only to wake up and discovered it was a dream, then I pulled out my Vaseline from under my bed to finish up, only for mum to walk in. mehn I felt the emebrassed, wishing the ground would open up and swallow me, suddenly it did. I started shouting until I woke up..... Awesome dream ![]() |
so true ![]()
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the smile on the guy's face though.... just fvckin' EPIC!!!! Buh wouldn't it be better if he just didn't take anything ![]() |
Not for single people lyk myself
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