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RomanceRe: 100 Ways To Tell If A Guy Likes You by Lordprez: 8:17pm On Feb 17, 2016
Forget 100 ways.... if the guy can't walk to you and say "I like you", then he doesn't shikina


#Ma2cents
RomanceRe: Happy Valentines Day Nairaland!!! by Lordprez: 6:14am On Feb 14, 2016
Happy Val's day everyone grin

Wish y'all a love-filled day.... Wahever that is undecided
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Valentines Day? by Lordprez: 6:10am On Feb 14, 2016
well.... For the single peeps

RomanceRe: See This Sweet Female Barber Oh by Lordprez: 6:05pm On Feb 13, 2016
First bricklaying... then public transport driving.... now barbing

Dem ladies getting serious bout gender equality

RomanceRe: Which Is The Best Among These Four Pictures? by Lordprez: 5:36pm On Feb 13, 2016
they all have their cloths on in all the pics *yawns*.... Wake me up when there is a pic with the couples naked
RomanceRe: What Are You Going To Do Tomorrow?? by Lordprez: 5:27pm On Feb 13, 2016
I'd eat, watch a movie, take a long nap, wake up, eat again, watch movies, listen to songs while eating again

Then log on whatsapp to frustrate the life outta my dumbazz friends who re gonna magas tomorrow

Tomorrow's gonna be awesome

RomanceRe: I'm Deactivating This Account by Lordprez: 5:13pm On Feb 13, 2016
its funny how people think nairalanders give a fvck bout them

Well...

RomanceRe: Hilarious Design Fail, What Do You See?[photo] by Lordprez: 2:54pm On Feb 13, 2016
I would say i see a d!ck penetrating an azz... Buh nobody's d!ck is that small undecided

So its definitely not a monkey

RomanceRe: Gals Need To Get This Straight. ..... by Lordprez: 12:36pm On Feb 10, 2016
So so so wrong.... Marriage ain't dependent on all sh!t up there. Maybe in some cases you're right, but your generalization threw your entire post into the trash can

Anyway kul message tho, hope them ladies listen
RomanceRe: A Nairaland Funny Chat With A Girl by Lordprez: 7:22pm On Feb 08, 2016
Op nailed it... see her mouth like "you're too young, to play old"

what does that even mean? undecided

Car TalkRe: Made-in-nigeria Cars Not Feasible By 2017 – Jalal by Lordprez: 3:00pm On Feb 08, 2016
I don't get why this is news

when there is no steel/aluminium producing factory, we've got undertrained engineers and modelling n designing also isn't encouraged in Nigeria... did they expect the cars to fall from the sky in 2017?

I wish them luck sha... the future is bright
RomanceRe: What Do You Like About Me??? by Lordprez: 8:42pm On Feb 05, 2016
you actually want to know what romancelanders like bout you? undecided


your stvpidity is just fvckin' entertaining... plz don't stop

RomanceRe: Who Nailed It by Lordprez: 8:18pm On Feb 05, 2016
They both nailed it jare.... cute kids

love the black kid's haircut tho
RomanceRe: 10 Weird Things Couples Do That Are Actually Totally Normal by Lordprez: 8:12pm On Feb 05, 2016
Some of the sh!t listed are really childish n weird undecided
RomanceRe: 20 Body Language Women Exhibit When They're Inlove With You. by Lordprez: 7:58pm On Feb 05, 2016
mehn so lost.... @OP have you dated martian chicks before cus I'm sure this doesn't apply to Nigerian chick


The following would have make sense...

* She suddenly hates you for no reason
* she gets jealous when you flirt wif other gals
* she buys you a present that isn't boxers or singlet (The ultimate indicator)
RomanceRe: #HOT Or #HAUTE – Fashion Blogger Itoro Essien Photos by Lordprez: 7:31pm On Feb 04, 2016
I love huge moderate b00bs

I love super huge azzez

buh I hate em on a fat chick.... Next puleeeeaaasseeeeeangry
RomanceRe: A Rich Unfaithful Man Or A Broke Faithful Guy? by Lordprez: 7:25pm On Feb 04, 2016
here for the comments...

surprisingly, faithful broke azz niggaz re winning... where dem gold digging b!tches at? undecided
RomanceRe: Rejected!!! by Lordprez: 2:31pm On Feb 04, 2016
dtyla:
Hello Romancelanders, I have always heard stories about guys who have been snubed or abused or disgraced by the girls/ladies they approached.....well i just got snubed and slightly disgraced and it feels exciting,lol.


So guys in the house, if you have walked down this path before do share your experiences/tales


P.S:girls/ladies if u have ever rejected a guy who defiled all odds to talk to you,please DON'T comment.
@bolded

RomanceRe: How To Know If The Lady You Are Dating Is Your Wife. by Lordprez: 7:30am On Feb 04, 2016
greatiyk4u:
Who is a reader?
you mean what is a reader abi?

anywau, a reader is the english textbook used in the primary schools..... I'm so ryt huh? undecided
RomanceRe: How To Know If The Lady You Are Dating Is Your Wife. by Lordprez: 7:22am On Feb 04, 2016
greatiyk4u:
A reader the last time I checked is still a LEADER
our leader the last time I checked is not a reader, he is a farmer…… so what's your point again? undecided
RomanceRe: How To Know If The Lady You Are Dating Is Your Wife. by Lordprez: 2:04am On Feb 04, 2016
Pretty sure this is longer than all the epistles Paul wrote put together undecided
RomanceRe: Help Me With The English Name Or She Will Break Up With Me? by Lordprez: 2:00am On Feb 04, 2016
cruzita:
BLACK MAMBA
you just reminded me of megamind...

thought girls only watch barbie undecided
RomanceRe: Who Kill It Among This Two Beauty (photo) by Lordprez: 1:51am On Feb 04, 2016
sadly ama fanatic of the light skin females...

though A is beautiful(no doubt), if B wasn't around I'd be all over her buh then B does it for me

hope ma post doesn't convert more members to the Bleaching cream association
RomanceRe: Look What I Saw On Twitter (picture) by Lordprez: 1:31am On Feb 04, 2016
Really?.... people come from the vag!na? undecided

Fvck all em elders that told us, we came out from the azzhole like sh!t

Double fvck em for making me believe dat sh!t

@Topic who fvckin cares... People should get a life, it not so hard

RomanceRe: Private Or Public Marriage Proposal: Which Is Better? by Lordprez: 1:19am On Feb 04, 2016
Considering the level of indecisiveness protrayed by the females....

risking a lady turning me down in public or accepting my proposal just because people re cheering and clapping is just sheer stvpidity


for me, I'd propose with outmost secrecy. Maybe whilst taking a stroll on the beach, watching a beautiful sunset on a hilltop, watching titanic, in the shower taking a bath... pretty much anywhere no one else can influence her decision to marry me. We can always let the world know later
RomanceRe: When You Told Her You Are Related To Dangote... Lol by Lordprez: 12:54am On Feb 04, 2016
Lemme get this

a female posted that picture portraying her gender as expert gold diggers? undecided... hmmm interesting

BTW, sh!t is not so funny... trust me I tried
RomanceRe: Does Love Know Level Of Education by Lordprez: 12:46am On Feb 04, 2016
Estharfabian:
You make A fair point.lipsrsealed

It's hard to beat that!cry and you've successfully Crowned me A "Bad person"! Way to go Lord prez!cry sad


LoL!grin Ain't gonna lie! pride has a Lot to do with my preference!: (

it's just so "Mission-impossible" like To fall in Love with a PRIMARY School dropout!cry it's not in my nature! I'm sorry, Buh I ain't sorry!
Yea it most def had to be pride, why would I Esther the poshest, smartest, and most elegant chick stoop so low to introduce a primary school dropout to the world as the love of my life undecided…. ah mean I could do better with a smart graduate, why settle for less

Its ironic tho, maybe you're either not seeing my point or you just decided to stick with ur delusional ideals (preference you might call em). lemme ask tho, is a smart certificate endowed dude what you want as a husband or a caring loving dude who would go the extra mile for you despite being just a Common entrance certificate holder..... I've always believed the female gender didn't know what they want buh you're jux pushing it Esther, to the very extreme.

Anyway, I don't see the point pushing it any further, you seem pretty convinced wif your werid ideals.....

BTW, I didn't crown you a "bad person", I wouldn't. Pretty sure you crowned yourself that and I gotta say.... it suits you beautifully wink
RomanceRe: Does Love Know Level Of Education by Lordprez: 4:45pm On Feb 03, 2016
Estharfabian:
Education is No basis for intelligence? Really? O,o


Alright. I totally get your point. But truth be told, I Really can't.
A Secondary school dropout is Really cool! I could deal with that. maybe?

But definitely not someone That's only been To Primary school.
It's sortah Weird. Buh who knows?grin

If Love at first sight really exists!? then, fine!cheesy
But I Only fall in love with "Smartness". Someone that could express himself intelligently. Dare I say, A primary school dropout doesn't possess that!lipsrsealed

in your super weird world, deep down in your super weird mind, you believe going to school makes someone smart and intelligent huh?... funny enough you even think a primary school dropout ain't smart and definitely not intelligence

well I'm so sorry to burst your bubble but life ain't that black and white... I know dumbazz graduates who can't construct essays like the primary 5 class my friends teaches. schools doesn't make everyone smart

Its also werid how you feel love is about meeting that super posh nigga wif six packs who knows his way with words and sweeps you off your feet with a nice graduate charisma and well constructed humorous statements.... well it isn't buh then I'd leave you to figure it out yourself

something does tells me pride has something to do with your preference tho... please tell me it doesn't undecided
RomanceRe: What Dream(s) Did You Have Last Night? by Lordprez: 8:48am On Feb 03, 2016
I dreamt abt a passionate sēx with Nicki minaj... only to wake up and discovered it was a dream, then I pulled out my Vaseline from under my bed to finish up, only for mum to walk in. mehn I felt the emebrassed, wishing the ground would open up and swallow me, suddenly it did. I started shouting until I woke up..... Awesome dream grin
RomanceRe: Romance: What Do You Think About This Joke Silva's Quote On Relationship? by Lordprez: 7:46am On Feb 03, 2016
so truegrin

RomanceRe: Which Kind Love B Diz (love) by Lordprez: 7:28am On Feb 03, 2016
the smile on the guy's face though.... just fvckin' EPIC!!!!

Buh wouldn't it be better if he just didn't take anything undecided
RomanceRe: Stingy Guys Be Like by Lordprez: 7:24am On Feb 03, 2016
Not for single people lyk myself cry

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