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PropertiesRe: How I Managed Light Situation In My Apartment (DIY Guide) by Lordswazz(m): 5:19pm On Nov 30, 2021
lasthero:
Total cost:

Battery : 85k
Solar panel : 30k
Inverter : 35k

Total: 150,000 naira.

I bought wires 2k

Making 152,000.

My observations so far
It takes 5 to 8 hours of sunshine to charge the battery from 0 to 100% depending on the sunlight intensity.

And guess what guys. When all the house load are on it, it lasted me up to 8 hours to use up a single charge. But when I put of the fridge, the 45watt fan and when my laptop isn't in use, it takes more than 12 hours and that's exactly what I needed.

Burning 8 to 12 hours on petrol daily will send me back to my village.


Thanks for coming to my Ted talk cheesy
@Op, how do you know when your battery is 100% full when charging? Is there a LED indicator somewhere that shows the battery percentage?
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Threatens To Destroy 32 Nato Satellites To Cripple Missile Systems (Pics) by Lordswazz(m): 10:39am On Nov 25, 2021
While takes care of all local bad news happening in Nigeria, HolinessForever covers all foreign bad news so that Righteousness2 can preach the “die in eternal lake of fire” sermon. I like your pattern o!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG Job: How My Name Was Replaced With Someone Who Lobbied & Paid Paid ₦7 Million by Lordswazz(m): 2:26am On Nov 23, 2021
Nicklaus619:
Good day Nairalanders.
So I saw a thread that hit front page about ways of getting new jobs and I remembered this my personal experience and decided to share


I remembered applying for work at the federal Inland Revenue service here in Abuja, immediately after my service by the way i studied economics , so names was shortlisted for interview, we wrote the test and out of 15,000 candidates, though exams was scheduled separate days because of number of applicants , 50 was successfull and was short listed boom I checked and my name was number 18, my joy knew no bound, I didn't tell anyone as I wanted to take my people by surprise including my parents and siblings. cheesy
after that interview, they invited us for an oral interview.

I attended the interview and after the interview, 35 name was successful, I checked boom my name was number 12 on the list,
After the interview, we where all given breakdown of how the salary was like, omo, I see money tears dropped from my eyes, I was anticipating how to renovate my family house after working like for 6 months and changing my parents car as it was well deserved,

After the interview we where waiting for a mail to confirm our employment letter and posting, after waiting for 2 weeks no news, I went to the headquarters were we did our interview and was reliably informed that new recruit had resume work since, I made further inquiry and I was made to understand that the final interview was done on Sunday, and our names were replaced with people that lobbied,
I shouted, on Sunday, ?? Government work?? And we where never informed and
minimum of 7million naira was used to swap our names with the people that paid
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I find cry, I no see, cry I was depressed for almost 2 months, my babe will come and see me emantiating by the day as I refuse to eat, this girl will come to my house and cry from Morning till night begging me to eat, chai true love they shaa, love really shark her that year, but I bounced back to my feet and moved on.
And thank God, I am doing well for myself, and I pray that the Lord continues to shower me and everyone that refuse to give up blessings in abundance.

Most times when you see people contemplating suicide on the media, don't use it as a joke, encourage them not to commit suicide if u must comment, because most people vent their frustrations on the media waiting for validation, and believe me they do take anything said to them to heart 100%, unlike other people out there, I never contemplated suicide because I know I have got a thick skin and can survive the street, one of the advantages of being street smart, e never get wetin eye never see, so trolling and name calling and shaming on the internet don't move people like me, learn how to develop a thick skin in every situation like this. Most importantly don't ever wait for media validation in your personal life, what the media says don't mean nothing and won't affect you in anyway, know this and know peace

I hope someone learnt one or two things from my story.
A country that runs on such a level of corruption as though it’s oxygen or petrol can go nowhere but down, and this isn’t me being pessimistic; I’m just saying it the way it is. No person, organisation, or country can cheat their way into greatness.

How can you have so many unproductive and underproductive people “sorting” their way into unmerited positions across all levels of government and drawing monthly salaries from government coffers and still expect greatness as a nation? That’s like the robbery of the national treasury by most government workers.
FamilyRe: Serious Domestic Violence Taking Place In My Street, Help Please by Lordswazz(m): 11:08pm On Nov 18, 2021
Sometimes I wonder what will make an adult so stupid as to tolerate being wantonly abused and trampled upon. It’s not like he provides anything for her and the kids; he’s evidently useless to himself and society. So what’s the foolish woman’s reason for staying with an animal that’s working overtime to make her life and the lives of their children a living hell?

Even if she has no relatives that care about her or they’ve given up on her, does she have no sense of self-worth or purpose? Na wah o!
RomanceRe: Choose One Between These Two Girls by Lordswazz(m): 12:52am On Oct 20, 2021
The problem with girl number 2 is that insult no dey too far from the mouth of person wey dey nag and raise voice anyhow when angry. It’s only a matter of time before she starts saying things that she can’t take back in the name of “anger.”

These are actually two extremes that are rather very common with humans, not just females. A girl that bottles up her feelings every time she’s angry, one that you have to perform sacrificial rites before she says what got her angry or snaps out of being moody, is also a thorn in the flesh. The best is a girl that can communicate her displeasure calmly and maturely, but dem no plenty for this world.
RomanceRe: You've Been Sleeping With Me For 10 Years, I Won't Leave - Woman Tells Husband by Lordswazz(m): 11:40am On Sep 26, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
The MAN is not stupid.
MARRIAGE is not a death sentence.
IF that Lady had woken up to leave, I guess she will leave peacefully.
Don't make it issues when it involves a man.
PEOPLE get tired of things after a period of time.
IF you Fail to Lubricate your car, its engine will knock straightaway.
It's in AFRICA people are yoked to continue something that seem unworkable. That's why you have too many homicides from marital issues.
Nothing stops married people from separation.
Even CONJOINED TWINS are separated not to talk of already parted people.
PRAY it doesn't Hit you badly.
As innnnn! The way these people throw words like "balls" and "maturity" around carelessly, you'll think they have their own lives all figured out and perfect, not knowing that it might just be as shitty as that of the "immature" person.

In the real sense, letting go of someone who decides that he/she doesn't want to be in a relationship with you, instead of shouting and sulking like a baby, even seems like the true maturity.

Guys train girls from secondary school through tertiary institution, the girls graduate and renege on their promise to marry the guy and heaven does not fall. This is no big deal.
Foreign AffairsRe: AUKUS: France Calls Boris Johnson An Opportunist 'fifth Wheel On The Carriage' by Lordswazz(m): 11:00pm On Sep 18, 2021
All these rants by the French and alleged “backstabbing” by the US and UK governments just go to show that the typical excuse about “defending democracy and justice around the world” is a ruse and “camera speech.”

Most countries are almost always trying to “do good in the world” for their selfish gain.[i][/i]
PoliticsRe: We Only Invited Kunle Olawunmi To Help Us With Valuable Information - DHQ by Lordswazz(m): 10:14pm On Aug 28, 2021
Expecting the truth from any agency of the Nigerian government is like expecting the Taliban government in Afghanistan to ban hijab.
RomanceRe: Lady Celebrates Her Birthday With Cucumbers, Prays For A Good Man (Pictures) by Lordswazz(m): 5:53pm On Aug 27, 2021
This lady is sick. What a very unsightly shoot. I wonder what/who gave her such "lidiculous" ideas.
RomanceRe: She Takes Too Many Pictures And Videos by Lordswazz(m):
Regex:
There's a button called mute. I use that for every girl, even boys that post pictures like mad. Hell I used it on my brother. If it ain't meme, I mute your status mate.


Use it and quit complaining like a _wanker.
The problem with a lot of people is comprehension. He isn't complaining about her excessive pictures /videos alone. He's saying that because he can't avoid her boyfriend due to their business ties, he's always in the location where she makes these videos, and hence, she also takes videos and pictures of him as well.

If she was uploading only videos of herself or her boyfriend, he would have cared less.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Lordswazz(m): 9:04pm On Jul 07, 2021
Tonnyray:
Permission to simp just this once more grin
Bro you harsh o. You even harsh pass some so-called redpillers sef grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: These Slides Goes For 20k (photo) by Lordswazz(m):
SUPERPACK:
This thread is just very funny, a shoe or sandals is just as valuable as the wearer. Just like girls buying brazilian hair forgetting that guys cannot even differentiate normal 1k attach from brazilian hair. Buy things that the value is glaring not spending 100k on something that you have to tell people the price because they can't detect it from the product appearance. Wrong marketplace.
That's usually my problem with a lot of these overpriced so-called luxury goods. How will someone buy a supposed fashion item at a cutthroat price (that is often multiple times the cost of production) and barely anyone will notice? Only a few "luxury" fashion outfits are appealing enough to elicit compliments or exude class or finesse on their own without vocal help from the wearer.

A luxury fashion item should exude class and beauty in such a way that people either pay you compliments or ogle thirstily at you, without you always having to say, "You know how much this shirt be?"
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Arrested, Extradited To Nigeria, Arrived Nigeria On Sunday by Lordswazz(m): 2:27pm On Jun 29, 2021
This is big news if true o. FG stirring a sh*tstorm with this move.
BusinessRe: Nigerians Paid More For Cooking Gas, Diesel, Kerosene & Petrol In May – NBS by Lordswazz(m):
Nigeria keeps manufacturing poverty on a daily basis. A midsized tuber of yam now goes for anywhere from ₦1,500 - ₦2,000.

People earning below ₦100,000 monthly (which is, at least, half the entire Nigerian adult population) get migraine from making daily/monthly food plan for them and their dependents. Don't let any preacher/motivational speaker lie to you; the country is clearly headed for the rocks (at least economically).
PoliticsRe: Photos From Former PDP Governors Forum Meeting In Abuja by Lordswazz(m):
Lol. It's funny how a group of people keep holding on to their past like it's the best thing that's ever happened to them.

Address me by my present portfolio please! Which one be Former Governor's Forum?
SportsRe: Djokovic Wins Roland-Garros by Lordswazz(m): 6:32pm On Jun 13, 2021
Congratulations Novak! A champion for the ages.

SportsRe: Djokovic Defeats 13-time Champion Nadal In 'greatest' French Open Display by Lordswazz(m): 1:14am On Jun 12, 2021
Congrats Novak. The guy is special. He's so competitive and driven that Federer and Nadal have known since a decade ago that an elite player of their class has landed.

He's already one of the all-time greats. Congrats once again, champ!
RomanceRe: Photos From A Nairalanders Wedding Ceremony by Lordswazz(m): 5:28pm On Jun 04, 2021
Congratulobia! Both of you should treat each other right and be forgiving in the relationship. That way, you'll overcome every other challenge life throws your way.
PoliticsRe: The National Electricity Grid Has Experienced A System Collapse. by Lordswazz(m): 12:52pm On May 12, 2021
Not surprised at all! Only corruption works in this country without collapsing.
PoliticsRe: Was Hadiza Bala Usman Suspended Because Of This Tweet? by Lordswazz(m): 8:23am On May 07, 2021
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CareerRe: 4 Ways To Achieve Your Career Goals Faster As A Nigerian by Lordswazz(m):
Forget those 4 things you wrote. As a Nigerian, the 4 ways to achieve your goals are;

1. Leave the jungle
2. Leave the sh*thole
3. Leave the *Aboki*geria
4. Jakpa... Run from this chaos pretending to be a united republic.

Some people might tell say to you, "That place you're running to, some other people built it; stay back and build your nation."

Pay no mind to such statements, becasue you can only repair a boat when the occupants are willing to roll their sleeves and get to work with you. Nigerians aren't ready yet, so don't bother.

You will be working hard and diligently to achieve your set goals, some numbskull in a 'quota' office will be working to make sure prices of goods and services increase by double digits every month to render your hard-earned money useless with terrible fiscal policies and state-of-the-art corruption.
SportsRe: Ceferin: "Players In The Super League Will Not Participate In The World Cup" by Lordswazz(m): 2:53pm On Apr 19, 2021
These people are really fighting this "Super League" thing with everything they've got. Na American model of sports these guys just wan adopt.

In the US, all their top 4 national sporting leagues --NFL, NBA, MLB and NHL -- once you're there, you're there for life. You win all your games o, lose all your games o. No relegation, no demotion/promotion. I wonder what kinda system that is.

Make the American sports team owners carry their yeye biased system of sports comot. Make dem no come corrupt the global heartthrob of sports - Football.
PhonesRe: Please House,i Opened A Shop In A Weak Signal Environment.. by Lordswazz(m):
Normal SIM card activities (sales & registration) will resume on the 19th of April 2021, which is on Monday. Find the network with the strongest signal, go to their office and tell them you want to PORT to their network.

Provided you have no outstanding debt with your current service provider (such as borrowed airtime that you are yet to repay), it will be a relatively seamless process. This is the best way to solve the problem.

I've ported thrice with my current line, so it isn't rocket science. You retain the former number, but the network provider changes.
CelebritiesRe: Kessydriz In Tears As Governor Wike Fulfils N10m Pledge (Pix, Video) by Lordswazz(m): 3:26pm On Apr 01, 2021
Penguin2:
You see in this life, just choose what you wanna do with your life and be consistent, someday it will pay.

These artistes now never blow but they are 10million naira richer already.

That's what conditional cash transfer truly is and not 30k Npower or 10k tradermoni.

With 10million, these guys are made for life.

Anybody not made, can never be made.

Thank u Wike!
No, they aren't made for life! 10 million naira isn't 10 billion dollars that, if spent in moderate luxury, can sustain you for several lifetimes. Inflation has so battered the naira that 10 million naira will disappear into thin air in no time if used unwisely.

However, it's a seed that if used judiciously while heeding to wise counsel, can go a long way to create a stream of income or a career for them.
EducationRe: Lagos Gives 13 Teachers Car Gifts For Their Service To Students by Lordswazz(m):
The "Teachers' reward is in heaven," because there's very little anyone can do to compensate a truly committed teacher for the actual value he/she impacts in the life of the student, but gestures like this help to make their sojourn on earth a little more pleasant and bearable.
CelebritiesRe: Comedian I Go Dye And I Go Save Throwback Photo by Lordswazz(m): 1:47am On Mar 27, 2021
Them know themselves reach home. E go be that time dem share the names "Save" and "Die" give each other.
TravelRe: Eva Gichuru: Female Pilot Applauded For Landing Plane Safely Despite Bad Weather by Lordswazz(m):
Kudos to her. Nigeria needs brave men and women like her who won't despair in the face of potential danger.

It's in order to say, "the future is female."
RomanceRe: We Didn't Talk All Through The University, But We Are Eventually Getting Married by Lordswazz(m): 4:41am On Mar 06, 2021
Happy married life youngins. You both look great.

You see that hand gesture you do for the last pic? Make you always remember am when things get heated-up or stale o. Na when you need to remember say na una two choose una self by una self.

I wish both of you a pleasant and happy union
RomanceRe: What A Girl Told Me Last Night.. by Lordswazz(m):
Donspicey:
Some girls of nowadays are just bunch of funny creatures.....


Only God knows when they will change this mentality...
Lol @I am the table. A great many Nigerian females are jokers. A rich, handsome, tall and well-built young man is spoilt for choice, especially in a poor country like Nigeria.

You better have more than your physical bulges on either half of your body to be anything more than a day's meal to him.
CareerRe: "The Day I Left Vs Now" Doctor Shows Transformation Leaving Nigeria by Lordswazz(m): 4:59pm On Mar 04, 2021
Spending123:
Since you said no body deserves to live here, should we all run away and live the country empty? Rome wasn't built a day, making Nigeria grate lies in our hands. What even pains me most is that the youths are becoming more useless day by day on relevant things in the society and can be easily deceived by these set of vultures called leaders. I weep for Nigeria!!!
To be honest, Nigeria isn't building anything. When you see a young man or lady who is poised to become something in future, you will know, even if they're broke at that time. You know this by watching them and their habits and values.

What are our values as a nation? Corruption is now so entrenched in the very fabric of this country that seeing a civil servant that wants to serve without anything but their paid wages is like looking for a river in the Sahara desert.
CareerRe: "The Day I Left Vs Now" Doctor Shows Transformation Leaving Nigeria by Lordswazz(m): 4:58pm On Mar 04, 2021
Spending123:
Since you said no body deserves to live here, should we all run away and live the country empty? Rome wasn't built a day, making Nigeria grate lies in our hands. What even pains me most is that the youths are becoming more useless day by day on relevant things in the society and can be easily deceived by these set of vultures called leaders. I weep for Nigeria!!!
To be honest, Nigeria isn't building anything. When you see a young man or lady who is poised to become something in future, you will know, even if they're broke at that time. You know this by watching them and their habits and values.

What are our values as a nation? Corruption is now so entrenched in the very fabric of this country that seeing a civil servant that wants to serve without anything but their paid wages is like looking for a river in Sahara desert.

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