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PhonesRe: The New Apple Airpods Max by Lordswazz(m):
Definitely overpriced. There would definitely be Sony headphones with better sound output costing just a little above half that price.

These guys just want to squeeze as much milk from their brand name and aspirational status as possible.
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Woman Who Stole MC Oluomo From His Three Wives by Lordswazz(m): 6:35am On Dec 07, 2020
One person is almost in total control of that relationship, and I'm very sure that it's not MC Oluomo.
EducationRe: 17 Year Old 2019 Best WAEC Student, Chisom Buried Amid Tears (watch Video) by Lordswazz(m): 3:10pm On Dec 03, 2020
She wasn't just brilliant, she was a beautiful soul. RIP.
EducationRe: No-kill, Lab-grown Meat To Go On Sale For First Time by Lordswazz(m): 10:33am On Dec 03, 2020
I won't be a party to this, provided the eating of actual animal meat is not banned.
CelebritiesRe: .. by Lordswazz(m): 5:03pm On Dec 01, 2020
Social media validation and the fleeting fame it brings keeps making our young ones do stupid things.
PoliticsRe: 2021 Budget: PMB Sends Finance Bill 2020 To NASS by Lordswazz(m): 1:47pm On Dec 01, 2020
Even if Buhari adds the cost for 700,000 tissue papers for his cows to the Ask Rock budget, Ahmed Lawan, Gbajabiamila and their goons will pass it speedily. No debate or scrutiny needed.

Lawan- and Gbaja-led National Assembly and speedily passing everything from Buhari...

CelebritiesRe: Erica And Kiddwaya Take Their Romance To Sierra Leone (Video) by Lordswazz(m): 12:33pm On Dec 01, 2020
Big Brother news and Frontpage

CelebritiesRe: Meet The Only Actress In Nollywood Who Doesn't Sleep Around (pic) by Lordswazz(m):
See this one! Every day, Genny Uzoma dis, Genny Uzoma that, most beautiful actress this, yen yen yen.

Her "come fvck me, I'm open for it" sign is on her right lap already, with a gown just short enough to make sure you see it.
RomanceRe: Am Not Attracted To My Girlfriend She Looks Like My Sister by Lordswazz(m): 11:28am On Dec 01, 2020
J111333:
So the first time you met her, she didn't resemble your sister abi she dey redo Charles Darwin's evolution theory of man ni?

Truth is that you have finished all the natural ingredients in that girl and have now planned to dump her to men like us who are ready to settle down.

You think we in the 30s are fools or were never in our 20s okwaya?

You see all these girls you people are plucking and eating like unripe mangoes, they will be there waiting for you guys because we are going for women in their 40s who haven't been touched for a while and whose natural ingredients are beginning to be replenished due to long term out of service. angry
It might actually not be the case. You know how some guys idolize their mothers and seek partners that look and act like them? It's not becaus they're sexually attracted to their mum. They just love some good qualities in their mum and would love their partner to possess these qualities, and sometimes a physical resemblance reinforces that even more.

Well, @Op, maybe played the "mum card" too, but with your beloved sister this time.

The problem with this, though, especially since there's physical resemblance, is that you're not sexually attracted to your sister (like any normal human being).

So now that all the "I found a girlfriend that looks like my fave sis" euphoria has wiped off, it almost feels like you're dating your sis. She might still be astute in character, but she doesn't turn your mojo on.

To be honest, I think the relationship is done for, except you want to be a sexless monk, because I don't think it'll improve.

It's better when the resemblance our partners share with our close relatives whom we admire and hold in high regard is limited to behavioural traits alone. It shouldn't extend to the physical as well, cos it's a mojo killer!
CelebritiesRe: Dorathy Reacts After Fans Asked The Size Of Her Bra. PHOTOS by Lordswazz(m): 9:35pm On Nov 30, 2020
Brainiac12:
Ah old member with a year plus online embarassed embarassed
See me here struggling to get one month again after getting banned for 2 years in my 9 months online moniker after 7 Years cry cry
True true life no balance cry
Was screenshotting and posting his profile picture necessary? You could have still made your point without it.
CelebritiesRe: Juventus To Pay Ozo N1.8 Billion As Monthly Salary by Lordswazz(m):
It is shameful that anyone would remotely believe this. I first thought it was an obvious joke, and everyone would get it, but seeing now that people actually believe it says a lot about the IQ of some people in this Niger Area.
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Pix Of A Nairalander by Lordswazz(m): 9:10pm On Nov 30, 2020
The makeup for both of you is good, but could've been milder. Congrats to both of you on your marriage.
RomanceRe: Hycent Ukwayi Proposes To His Girlfriend In Church (Photos) by Lordswazz(m): 5:05pm On Nov 30, 2020
Phenomenal16:
..lol
Everywhere is flat
M thick still av my tummy flat
How can you be running advert and yet no sample of the goods? E no dey profile pic, you no even attach am make we certify.

A wise man once said, "Don't tell me, show me."

CelebritiesRe: Fans Celebrate BBNaija's Nengi, Treat Her Like A Queen During Her Meet & Greet by Lordswazz(m): 12:06pm On Nov 30, 2020
Made4naijaoeo:
Reality star, Nengi Rebecca Thompson has been showered with much love from her fans since since the BBN reality show came to an end on Sunday.
Haaaaa! Hunku you can lie ooo!

CelebritiesRe: Fans Celebrate BBNaija's Nengi, Treat Her Like A Queen During Her Meet & Greet by Lordswazz(m): 11:59am On Nov 30, 2020
Na which pose be this abeg?

PoliticsRe: Philanthropist, Alex Ikwechegh, Zainab Ahmed, Others Honoured In Abuja (Photos) by Lordswazz(m):
It bothers me how grown men will just get on to hosting awards every 4 days for people they know to have questionable integrity and character.

In the future (if such a time will ever come) when these crop of politicians are rightly accused of being enemies of the state and shamed, bigger punishment should be meted out to these mushroom award organizers and praise singers for leading them on for a morsel of bread.

I wonder how you and your ilks sleep at night. Zainab Ahmed? Really?
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus Poses In Bikini (photo) by Lordswazz(m): 6:24pm On Nov 29, 2020
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CrimeRe: Five Men Inscribe '50K' On Teenager After Raping Her In Enugu by Lordswazz(m): 10:08pm On Nov 26, 2020
Man's inhumanity to man. They should be brought to book.
CareerRe: Oil Company Uses Human Hand-sanitiser (photos) by Lordswazz(m): 10:00pm On Nov 26, 2020
There's really no need for this. Simply extend the machine to the floor, rather than getting a migrant worker who you know will settle for anything to do this for you.
SportsRe: Life Of Diego Maradona: 1960 - 2020, As Fans Mourn Across The World (Pictures) by Lordswazz(m): 1:31pm On Nov 26, 2020
R.I.P. to the legendary Maradona. You were both remarkable and exceptional. Argentine and World Football will surely miss you!
Foreign AffairsRe: The Sweetest Photos Of Barack And Michelle Obama Through The Years by Lordswazz(m): 9:59pm On Nov 25, 2020
They seem quite close.
Christianity EtcRe: Man Denounces Christianity, Accepts Ijaw Deity Worship In Bayelsa(Pix) by Lordswazz(m): 7:14pm On Nov 25, 2020
The Nigerian Constitution makes provision for freedom of worship. It is your fundamental human right to ditch any belief system at any point in time that you feel no longer serves your interest.
SportsRe: Football Legend Diego Maradona Dies At 60 by Lordswazz(m): 7:14pm On Nov 25, 2020
Au Revoir Legend. Your legacy lives on even after your departure.
SportsRe: Diego Maradona: 20 Quick Facts About The Late Argentine Football Legend by Lordswazz(m): 7:13pm On Nov 25, 2020
R.I.P. to the legendary Maradona. You were both remarkable and exceptional. Argentine and World Football will surely miss you!
SportsRe: Argentina Legend Diego Maradona Is Dead by Lordswazz(m): 7:10pm On Nov 25, 2020
Rest In Peace legend. You made a mark on your generation and left your footprints in the sands of time.
PhonesRe: See What It Cost To Build An Iphone 12/12 Pro by Lordswazz(m):
Well, they are a for-profit organization and can peg the price of their products at any price point they feel makes the most sense in terms of value provided, affordability, and brand strength.

They seem to have done an excellent job over the years in cultivating a cult-like following of loyalists of all ages. Allow them to enjoy the reward of being the number one brand on the planet in peace.
CelebritiesRe: Sinach Offers Scholarship To Pure Water Seller Who Showed Rare Sales Skill by Lordswazz(m): 5:01pm On Nov 25, 2020
It's always a good thing when we can lift others through our acts of kindness. This is humanity at its finest and is highly commendable.

Well done, Sinach! You've given a breath of fresh air to an entire family through this singular act of kindness and generosity.

CelebritiesRe: Lady Shocks Nurse Who Took Care Of Her When She Suffered Paralysis by Lordswazz(m): 1:38pm On Nov 25, 2020
Quite emotional. We should always try to treat people with kindness.
PoliticsRe: Bobrisky And His "Mystery Lover" Chilling In A Hotel Room by Lordswazz(m):
nijabazaar:
Lovely

Meanwhile, I do creature effects for films.

Hola me for gigs.
Thank u
Bros, this your hustle dey fear me o. You seriously dey put heart and soul into creating "ojuju calabar?" shocked
CrimeRe: Maphite One Of The Dreaded Cult Group In Benin City Show Off The Gun Collections by Lordswazz(m): 1:22pm On Nov 25, 2020
Some people just swear say dem no go make anything of their life. The problem is that, they want to drag as much people with them as possible into the afterlife prematurely.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Celebrates His 74th Birthday In His Dubai Villa (Photos, Video) by Lordswazz(m): 1:20pm On Nov 25, 2020
This Timi Frank, e be like him primary assignment now for life na to be Atiku's PA. Every time him dey with Atiku for Dubai dey chop him money.
CrimeRe: I Harvest Human Parts From Christian Cemetery In Ogun ― 55-Year-Old Suspect by Lordswazz(m): 10:08am On Nov 25, 2020
This would be turned into another tribal superiority contest thread.

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