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Romance › Re: What A Girl Told Me Last Night.. by Lordswazz(m): 5:04pm On Mar 04, 2021*

Donspicey:
Some girls of nowadays are just bunch of funny creatures.....

Only God knows when they will change this mentality...

Lol @I am the table. A great many Nigerian females are jokers. A rich, handsome, tall and well-built young man is spoilt for choice, especially in a poor country like Nigeria.

You better have more than your physical bulges on either half of your body to be anything more than a day's meal to him.

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Career › Re: "The Day I Left Vs Now" Doctor Shows Transformation Leaving Nigeria by Lordswazz(m): 4:59pm On Mar 04, 2021

Spending123:
Since you said no body deserves to live here, should we all run away and live the country empty? Rome wasn't built a day, making Nigeria grate lies in our hands. What even pains me most is that the youths are becoming more useless day by day on relevant things in the society and can be easily deceived by these set of vultures called leaders. I weep for Nigeria!!!

To be honest, Nigeria isn't building anything. When you see a young man or lady who is poised to become something in future, you will know, even if they're broke at that time. You know this by watching them and their habits and values.

What are our values as a nation? Corruption is now so entrenched in the very fabric of this country that seeing a civil servant that wants to serve without anything but their paid wages is like looking for a river in the Sahara desert.

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Career › Re: "The Day I Left Vs Now" Doctor Shows Transformation Leaving Nigeria by Lordswazz(m): 4:58pm On Mar 04, 2021

Spending123:
Since you said no body deserves to live here, should we all run away and live the country empty? Rome wasn't built a day, making Nigeria grate lies in our hands. What even pains me most is that the youths are becoming more useless day by day on relevant things in the society and can be easily deceived by these set of vultures called leaders. I weep for Nigeria!!!

Family › Re: Girl ‘Punches’ Nigerian Dad At US Army Promotion Ceremony (Video) by Lordswazz(m): 4:23pm On Mar 04, 2021

These brief but memorable moments are what give meaning to life and stir laughter and happy smiles in old age. Just a lovely father-daughter moment.

If person follow una headline, him go think say something unfortunate happen. Mtcheeeeew!

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Science/Technology › Re: Pictures Of Mars Released By NASA by Lordswazz(m): 5:15pm On Feb 26, 2021

The human imagination is the limit. If you imagine small, you achieve small; if you imagine great things, you accomplish great things.

In a country/continent where all our topics of discussion center on Fulani herdsmen, RUGA, silhouette challenge, plot of land, indomie and egg, 4,000 Megawatts national power capacity and the latest sex video leaks even in this 21st century of fast-paced change, it is no surprise that no meaningful advancement in the common lot of humanity has ever originated from here.

We will always look up to others to define the future of humanity until we outgrow smallness of thoughts.

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Celebrities › Re: Lola Omotayo Buries Her Father, Oladipo Omotayo (Photos, Video) by Lordswazz(m): 12:27pm On Feb 25, 2021

Well, take heart. We'll all experience the loss of a loved one if we live long enough. Pray for the strength to pull through.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Are Your Favourite Nigerian Television Commercials? by Lordswazz(m): 11:14am On Feb 25, 2021

AMvanquish:
Who remembers that St Moritz advert that had Lighthouse family playing in the background, used to be shown back in the Day on NTA.
There was something relaxing about that advert.

I wanted to talk about this just now. The song just blended with the feel-good nature of the advert. The only downside being that na cigarette dem dey advertise like one better thing.

Isn't it ironic that upon all the celebrities and thousands of adverts Globacom has done, nobody even made mention of them. Their advert creative team has to be one of the worst in the history of advertising.

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Politics › Re: Lagos To Acquire 24% Stake In TBS, Lagos International Trade Fair by Lordswazz(m): 1:59am On Feb 25, 2021

Lagosians should just hope this isn't one of those lopsided deals where public servants use public funds to make bad and overpriced investments mainly for the kickbacks they'll get in return or to save a buddy's ailing business.

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Family › Re: 9 Nigerian Men Share Why They Regret Getting Married by Lordswazz(m): 12:30am On Feb 25, 2021*

The first thing everyone should bear in mind when going into a marriage union is that there's no special medal for suffering. You shouldn't live your life suffering day after day, decade after decade, just because you want to be the "ideal" husband/wife.

People start businesses everyday with the mindset that they can walk away anytime the business stops yielding profits for them/being interesting. I wonder why they treat marriage otherwise!

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Romance › Re: My Pre-wedding Photos by Lordswazz(m): 1:14pm On Feb 24, 2021

You both look lovely. Congratulations on your forthcoming union.

Una "shulren" go fine sha o.

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Politics › Re: Fatima, Atiku’s Daughter Revalidates Her Membership Of APC (Photos) by Lordswazz(m): 8:44am On Feb 24, 2021

Hopefully, your dad go spare you some change from the dollars him dey plan spend in 2023 to clinch PDP presidential nomination, so that you sef fit "purchase" House of Reps or Senate nomination for your new political "parry"

Phones › Re: Avoid Jumia If You're Shopping Outside Lagos by Lordswazz(m): 11:40am On Feb 21, 2021

providencia:
That is not a enough reason to avoid jumia. Stop trying to ruin peoples business

They are using their own hands to ruin their business you're here claiming it's the OP's fault.

Nowhere in the world will you shop online in a supposedly serious company that they would take 7 days to deliver the product IN THE SAME COUNTRY.

This is a company quoted on the New York Stock Exchange that wants to be taken serious.

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Crime › Re: Help! My Sister Was Almost Raped by Lordswazz(m): 1:10am On Feb 18, 2021

Some guys just don't know how to learn how to control their beastly behaviors when on heat. He could have saved himself all this embarrassment and half-ass apologies by simply taming whatever animal in him that was aroused irrationally.

Warn him sternly not to even dare, and try doing it in a way that even if him get girlfriend and she visit, to touch her go dey fear am.

Education › Re: Beautiful University Graduate Runs Mad After Dumping Sponsor [VIDEO] by Lordswazz(m): 10:35am On Feb 17, 2021

LaEvilIMiss:
it can also be cerebral syphilitic insanity - she had unprotected sex and caught the STD, it went untreated and got to her brain.. it happens.

Rather than make her mad why not charm her to come back to you for good - people sef

So that when the "love portion" wears out (and trust me, it will at some point), she would then tell whoever cares to listen that you kidnapped her and raped her all the while, as she wouldn't have come back to you 'in her right senses."

If the story is true, i feel sorry for her. However, actions have consequences, and some people are too impatient to wait for karma to carry out a revenge on their behalf.

Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Poses With Her Mum And Daughters In New Photos On Instagram by Lordswazz(m): 9:17am On Feb 17, 2021*

These days, women act as though covering up is an unpardonable sin. Yet, this is one case where she would've looked wayyyyy better if she wore something that hid her chest region.

I guess she wasn't even smart enough to figure that out looking at the pictures before she uploaded them.

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Sports › Re: From Millionaires To Minnows: The Grace To Grass Story Of Heartland by Lordswazz(m): 10:27am On Feb 12, 2021

Celebrities › Re: Toyin Abraham To Ruggedman: Stop Attributing Women's Success To Sexual Prowess by Lordswazz(m): 4:53pm On Feb 08, 2021

We get your point! In Nollywood, it's a woman's world.

Education › Re: Meet Adebisi Yusuff Adebayo: Graduate With 50 Research Articles Bags 1st Class by Lordswazz(m): 10:11pm On Feb 05, 2021*

To a few individuals, understanding complex concepts in their chosen field is almost as easy as a child playing with sand on the beach. Kudos to him for achieving such feat in his chosen playground. Congratulations Adebisi Yusuff Adebayo — the world is your oyster!

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Praises Mercy Chinwo, Says Her Songs Uplift His Soul; She Responds by Lordswazz(m): 8:25am On Feb 01, 2021*

She's just the definition of persistence.

When she won Nigerian Idol as far back as 2012 and found it difficult to get instant success, it was as though she'll fade into oblivion like most talent competition winners.

I'm glad she has finally found her voice.

That one no go stop Davido from impregnating baby mama number 4 sha.

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Crime › Re: Indian Hemp Wrapped Inside Maggi! Be Careful, This Can Keep You In Jail (Video) by Lordswazz(m): 8:18am On Feb 01, 2021*

At this point, it's safe to say no one should help anybody convey anything to anywhere again. If you want to send something, use DHL!

You can't make someone lose valuable years behind bars for being a decent human and helping out.

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Romance › Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by Lordswazz(m): 8:14am On Feb 01, 2021*

OfficialR:
Senior Chief Kaduya reports that Mr Majawa’s body was taken back to his home village of Matepwe.

According to local newspaper Nyasa Times, the man "died of too much sexual excitement and sweetness."/

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Fashion › Re: Fashion Designer Weds In Lovely Ankra Wedding Gown (Photos) by Lordswazz(m): 7:33am On Feb 01, 2021

Is this Western traditional wedding called "white wedding" because its origin is from the "white" man or because a white wedding gown is traditionally worn by the bride?

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Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Unveils New Lover. PHOTOS by Lordswazz(m): 7:12am On Jan 31, 2021

The "short-fused" ex-minister has an affinity for light-skinned ladies. The guy just dey use women catch cruise even at 60.

If all his exes should gather in a large dark room, they can provide more light to the dark room than a 120 Watts LED light bulb.

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Family › Re: Pregnant Woman Throws Herself On Her 4yr Old Son After Gunman Opens Fire In Braz by Lordswazz(m): 11:35pm On Jan 30, 2021

A mother's love for her kids... so unconditional.

Food › Re: Rare Razor Mouth Shark found In The God's Island In Ibeno, Akwa-ibom State by Lordswazz(m): 6:04pm On Jan 29, 2021

NkanAkpanika:
Surprised?

Not really. Seen it before online and in NatGeo, but I no know say e dey play come Naija waters. Nature is amaaazing!

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Food › Re: Rare Razor Mouth Shark found In The God's Island In Ibeno, Akwa-ibom State by Lordswazz(m): 5:57pm On Jan 29, 2021

WOWderful!

@OP the correct name is Sawfish or Carpenter Shark.

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Politics › Re: Bill Gates Advises FG Against Purchasing COVID19 Vaccines by Lordswazz(m): 3:51pm On Jan 27, 2021*

African leaders should be wary of this attitude of always copying anything and everything the Westerners do while paying no mind to the context that birthed those actions.

Covid-19 is a pandemic, but it's not much of a threat for Nigeria. As a poor country, Nigeria is better off channeling its lean resources towards more pressing issues like poverty, mass unemployment, malaria, etc.

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Romance › Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Lordswazz(m): 9:52am On Jan 27, 2021

adadike:
All the people above shouting side chicks give me sex have not meet a crazy and energetic wife. By the time she is done with you, you don't even have the strength to think of side not to talk of chick

"Crazy and energetic wife" is one out of ten. The remaining nine people solve this by getting a side chick since their wives have sworn to bore them to death in the bedroom.

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Romance › Re: My Fiancee Went Back To Her Ex, What Does It Mean? by Lordswazz(m): 12:16pm On Jan 26, 2021

missiret:
I don't know why people won't stay away of their ex, you broke up with them for a reason.

It's not all Exes you break up with. Some did the "breaking" without your consent while you still loved them to bits.

Now, if that ferocious love turns to raging hate, it can still be transformed back to passionate love most times if the person comes back and works hard to win you.

What you said applies mostly to the ones you initiated the breakup.

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Business › Re: Why I Left Banking For Bricklaying - Kehinde Muibi by Lordswazz(m): 8:16am On Jan 25, 2021

Tadeknkeepcalm:
It's clickbait

Exactly what I thought.

Business › Re: Why I Left Banking For Bricklaying - Kehinde Muibi by Lordswazz(m): 6:25am On Jan 25, 2021

He actually didn't leave banking for bricklaying. There is a world of difference between establishing and managing construction jobs and subsequently a construction company and being a bricklayer.

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Celebrities › Re: Veeiye: I Didn't Attend A University & Wonder Why It Shocks People by Lordswazz(m): 2:28pm On Jan 24, 2021*

For Naija, good command of English mean say you go school and sabi book well well grin

. You wey come get "britico" accent join, case closed!

There's a level of "crudeness" people associate non-university attendees with, so they're often "Buharied" to find out that a seemingly polished young lady that checks all the boxes has no university education.

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