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RomanceRe: “you Are A Shameless Man If You Ask A Woman To Pay Some Bills” – Lady Says by Lordswazz(m): 6:53am On Nov 25, 2020
The same people that will tell you that "we are equal partners in this union" want you to pay all the bills.

"He that comes to equity must come with his hands clean."

The other thread a guy was asking how much should a man have in his bank account before considering marriage, and not even one lady contributing said anything about ladies too equally supporting the marriage cost, and these people want equality in marriage.

It was as though they don't exist when planning marriage, only how to select the wedding gown they will wear, and they seemed very fine with it (not even one protested that it's a two-party affair and both parties should hit a certain financial level before getting married).

Now this one is saying that you are a shameless man if you ask a woman to pay some bills.

You can't shy away from things like this yet demand equal rights in a marriage or partnership and be taken serious. It doesn't work!
PoliticsRe: South South Governors Throw Surprise Birthday Party For Gambari (Photos) by Lordswazz(m): 6:39am On Nov 25, 2020
Do these people actually want their demands met or the whole meeting was just a big jamboree?

You should be negotiating hard with Gambari and not cutting cakes and singing merry songs. That's what is expected of you by the Niger Delta people.
CelebritiesRe: Highest Paid Dead Celebrities Of 2020 By Forbes (Photos) by Lordswazz(m): 6:36am On Nov 25, 2020
MJ just dey top this list every year like Top Tea
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Gets Own Snapchat Filter (Pictures) by Lordswazz(m):
This guy has branded controversy and is selling his way into millions.
PoliticsRe: Driving Through Toronto Freeway In Canada: Pictures & Videos by Lordswazz(m): 7:16pm On Nov 24, 2020
Every living Nigerian deserves such infrastructures as well. We are just as human as the Canadians, Germans, Americans, etc.

Sadly, I doubt if most people in Africa's most populous nation will experience such in their lifetime.
EducationRe: The Slave Who Shipped Himself Back To Freedom In A Box by Lordswazz(m): 7:07pm On Nov 24, 2020
Nothing is too big a price to pay for one's freedom. He did what he had to do to live life like a decent human.

I pray the price the Nigerian masses would pay to break free from mediocre leadership and a chain of suppressive governments wouldn't be all our lives.
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Apologizes To His Lesbian Daughter, Princess Dewy Oputa by Lordswazz(m): 9:58am On Nov 24, 2020
No be only "i have received thousands of phone calls," na millions! Keep lying Charly Papa you hear?

The daughter even responded to that post, saying he was being hypocritical and "chasing clout."
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Reacts As Erica Nlewedim Recreates 'Invasion Of Privacy' Cover (Pix) by Lordswazz(m):
If she had done this photo shoot just 6 months ago, the headline would have read, 'Cardi B reacts as a Nigerian Lady Recreates "Invasion Of Privacy" Cover.'

The extent to which someone's life can change, within the twinkle of an eye, by simply having the opportunity to be on a huge platform cannot be overstated.

From a girl that had little-to-no-name in the highly competitive entertainment industry a few months ago, to now being instantly recognized on a first name basis, there are definitely few thrills bigger than that.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour And His Youngest Daughter, Kaima, Celebrate Their Birthday Today by Lordswazz(m): 4:32pm On Nov 23, 2020
Happy birthday to Flavour and his beautiful daughter. May all your dreams come true just like those of your fathers'.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reacts After An Artist Drew A Beautiful Painting Of Him On A Dollar Bill by Lordswazz(m):
When i saw the first picture, i was like, "nice sketch!" Na when i see the final result i just marvel. Some people have developed their skills to respectable standards.
RomanceRe: My Beautiful Girlfriend Can't Work by Lordswazz(m):
Binarytimes:
My girlfriend is beautiful but she has lot of issues. First, she likes engaging in activities that she can not finance by herself and then drags me into it. One time, i was duped because a guy promised her big ambitions if she apply for his pagentry show which she did with my money even after i objected it, she had to cry to make me agree only to find out later that it was a scam.

Ever since we started dating, we have been eating out, she doesn't cook and she always like being right at all times ..

She complains about being tired when i asked her to do anything including washing my clothes, even sex. She would complain when we want to have sex and the funny thing is, sex is the only thing i see that she offers. She doesn't even sweep the house except on rare occasions. I wonder how a girl would be comfortable in a rough environment.

So, i was going out and told her to watch some of my sandals. One to be specific, since i wanted to match my outfit that morning, it was around after 11 and she was still sleeping, she refused washing them that she's tired. I had to do my things on my own, and while i was taking my bathe, i reflected on everything. We have been dating for like two months now and what the hell ?

I told her to take her dirty clothes out of house if she doesn't want to wash them, because i won't even dare wash anything for her. Then finally, i followed her to her place to take some of my clothes that i gave her a week before to wash which are still unwashed. She was even frowning like she was right and i did wrong.... Deep down, she thinks i would call her to come.


This is an official breakup because i have to put my life in order.

What your take on this ?
Chief, don't look back. You hear wetin i dey talk so? Don't look back! even if she be the amalgamation of Nadia Buari and Agbani Darego in terms of beauty, it doesn't matter.

Any human being (not even female this time) that is lazy, to the extent of waking up late and not washing their own clothes when due, has not sorted out their life and priorities.

She's not just lazy; she's dirty as well.

You've been foolish so far until now. It's time to wear your big boy pants and do what's right by you.
CrimeRe: Youths gives Energy Drink to Thief So They can beat him Again. See Pics by Lordswazz(m): 2:36pm On Nov 23, 2020
Antoeni:
Some youths have reportedly helped a man to regain his strength for round two of beatings after being beaten over a case of theft.

According to reports, some young men in Takoradi, Ghana gave an energy drink to a thief so he can regain himself to receive another round of beating.

An eyewitness who shared the story online, said the hoodlum was caught right in the act of stealing.

Instead of handing him over to the Police, the area boys took the matter into their hands and gave him the beating of his life.

Noticing that he’s weak from the beatings, the thief was given Rush Energy for him to recover so that the beatings can resume.

The eyewitness posted a photo of the moment the alleged thief was seen taking the energy drink .


https://www.correctng.com/youths-give-energy-drink-to-thief-so-they-can-beat-him-again/

RomanceRe: 9 Crazy/Stupid Things People Do When They Fall In Love by Lordswazz(m):
Very apt. Love should be managed 50-50; where 50% is allocated to the heart and emotions, but the other 50% is reserved for the head and logic.

Apply too much "logic" to love, and you miss the magical, "butterfly in the belly" feeling it brings and it becomes more like a chore. On the other hand, if you love someone absolutely and unconditionally, then you give them the power to ruin your life with a few words or actions.

If you love anyone completely and unconditionally, it means the person has complete power over you.

Don't entrust that much power to any human; it can even corrupt an angel.
Science/TechnologyRe: Anas Aliyu Boyi Fabricates A Transformer In Sokoto by Lordswazz(m): 8:50pm On Nov 22, 2020
These are equipments General Electric and Siemens make and sell for millions of naira per unit, although with better safety checks and superior materials.

Nevertheless, this young mind should be encouraged because he has demonstrated knowledge of the workings of a transformer.

Give him access to the right expertise, better working conditions and materials, and we may well have sound, locally-made, commercial-grade transformers in about a decade's time.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Python I Killed In Agbor by Lordswazz(m): 6:19pm On Nov 22, 2020
Is it that Nigeria has always had this much snake eaters? Or the recession and resultant hunger in the land has turned everyone into a reptile eater?

FamilyRe: John T Bobick Death – SVU Law And Order Mourns by Lordswazz(m): 6:42am On Nov 22, 2020
How you go report this kind news and you no put the person picture? Abi na the candle be the John T Bobick?
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde Buys Taye Currency A Brand New Car Pictures by Lordswazz(m):
I truly hope he used personal funds to get him this gift (which is very much unlikely).

We should eschew this culture of wasting public funds we've been entrusted with on things that don't benefit the people we claim to represent.

All States and the Federal Government keep singing to everyone who cares to listen that the national earnings can't take care of our needs, hence we're borrowing from left, right and center.

But here we are, engaging in waste of the little we have.
Jokes EtcRe: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Lordswazz(m):
Lol. To be honest, I will advise you to respectfully make the call instead, because that 15 naira you go spend fit save you from unwanted highlight.

Except you don't care about a video clip of you and your wife appearing on Igbere TV news or, if the content she give make sense well well, Instablog9ja and Tunde Ednut go help you achieve overnight stardom.
CelebritiesRe: Ozo And Neo Have A Good Time On A Boat by Lordswazz(m): 10:00pm On Nov 21, 2020
They both look good. Also good to see that their friendship is still blossoming after the show.
CelebritiesRe: Prophet Odumeje Sprays N1M On Destiny Etiko At Her Father’s Burial Ceremony (vid by Lordswazz(m): 5:34pm On Nov 21, 2020
There is something fundamentally wrong with the black man's relationship with money. PDFM - Public Display of Financial Muscle (be it actual wealth or make-believe, blacks love it).

It gives us so much ego trip, sotay even Pastor sef no fit help but succumb to the yearnings of the melanin pigment.
CelebritiesRe: Omashola Oburoh Weeps As His Father Dies (Photos) by Lordswazz(m): 8:01am On Nov 21, 2020
Always painful losing a loved one, particularly a parent. I pray you find the needed strength to pull through this loss.
CelebritiesRe: “you Are A Hypocrite”- Dewy Blasts Her Father, Charly Boy Over Post On Her $exua by Lordswazz(m): 5:38am On Nov 21, 2020
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Science/TechnologyRe: Scientists Successfully Reverse Human Ageing Process (Pics) by Lordswazz(m): 9:19pm On Nov 20, 2020
No one wants to grow old and die, particularly when you've got a lot going for you in life.

Scientists wan cash out from the human fear of aging or dying.
RomanceRe: "Dont Spoil My Make Up Oo"–Bride Tells Groom On Wedding Day (video) by Lordswazz(m):
Zero excitement from her, lIttle-to-no chemistry from the couple. Seems like it's more of a marriage of convenience. I hope i'm wrong and there's actually more chemistry in their relationship than being displayed in this 45-second video.
RomanceRe: Really Frustrated My Wife Keeps Denying Me Sex by Lordswazz(m):
some50686:
Whenever i ask for sex, she just complains she is tired and that is it. Sometimes i would plead and try yet she wont accept. What pains me the most is the way she react when i try to approach her. She would yell and begin to shout what nonsense is this, who is this now? To the point i only could initiate sex, sat morning and even with that she still refuses. Before we got married I sat her down and told her about this issue, that i hear about it from my married friends and dont want to experience such, she assured me and said our wont be like that but our is now worse. I am not sure we had sex more than 12 times the whole of last year.

The first time i sat her down, i asked her why she is doing all this to me, she complained i dont show her enough love, that she wants me to do more house chores, and also take her to eat outside and watch movies. I told her i will try. Although i knw am not the most romantic guy around, but i try the little ways I can, we sometimes go to see the movies. I do laundry on sat, help with ironing all the clothes she would wear during the week and cook a very few time. I ensured we got a maid so she wont be pressure by house chores. I also gave her my only car so she doesnt need to enter public transport, buy food from great eateries and even icecreams, almost every other week. But she has not changed, the last major fight we had was about 3months ago and it was about sex cause she denied me for no reason.
When i tell people that, on the average, single guys that are actively dating have more sex and enjoy their relationships better than married couples, they always think it's a lie.

Dear OP, it's not that your wife is wicked; it's just impulses that even she doesn't fully grasp.

You said it yourself that your married friends told you the same thing before you got married, proving to you that there is a pattern.

As a married man, if your marriage with your wife is going hitch-free, especially in terms of sex and how organic it happens, and you both enjoy it and are satisfied, then you are the exception, not the rule.

Most times, there's just something about being in a comfortable and secure arrangement that sexually turns women off. Even they do not understand why it happens.

So sorry about your predicament, and if your account of events is true, it means you've done almost everything you ought to do. You can try the reporting-to-her-parents route, but if I were you, I wouldn't bother. Coercing her to give in to sex against her wish through her parents plea will make you hate the sex.

I don't sugarcoat things! You're gainfully employed and a young man, the solution is pretty easy.
RomanceRe: Ned Nwoko Teaches Regina Daniels How To Shoot A Gun (Video) by Lordswazz(m):
See the way Ned touch her for head after the shot like, "well done my daughter, well done!"

Husband and wife always seeking ways to create content for their teeming and ever-hungry social media fans.
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Warns Nigerian Army Against Further Molestation Of Obigbo Residents by Lordswazz(m): 3:21am On Nov 19, 2020
They're finally speaking up after weeks of silence.

That should be the new world record for longest preparation for a letter/speech.

So much for being the most prominent Igbo interest group.
HealthRe: Disproportionately Black Counties Account For Over Half Of Coronavirus Cases In by Lordswazz(m): 4:11am On Nov 18, 2020
Blacks in the U.S. are having it the worst in the world in terms of coronavirus infection rate, while blacks in Africa are having it the best in terms of coronavirus infection rate... What a funny irony!

Everyone living outside Africa is waiting for the day a coronavirus vaccine would be released to heave a sigh of relief; in contrast, you're almost viewed as a nutcase if you cover a mask fully on the streets of Nigeria.

People just carry masks to get a pass into malls and offices. As soon as they walk through, it becomes jaw mask. Praying for our brethren-in-colour in the diaspora; this too shall pass!
SportsRe: La Liga Is Ready For Messi To Leave Barca’ by Lordswazz(m): 4:03am On Nov 18, 2020
The game of football is bigger than anyone. Regardless of whether he goes or stays, the league won't stop being watched and followed by its committed fans.

After all, despite Ronaldo and Messi giving their best years to Laliga and winning a sea of trophies, the English Premiership is still the most watched and followed football league in the world.

Life goes on, Football goes on!
CelebritiesRe: Emmanuella: My Mother Deserves An Estate, But I No Be Dangote by Lordswazz(m):
Until i watched the video, i almost thought Emmanuella's mum is her only surviving parent. So na the papa be that dark handsome man standing there beside the mum naim na so so "my mama, my mama" naim full the video and writeup.

I'm glad she also wanted getting her dad a car and still plans to, but chulren chulren chulren, make una talk true, wetin fathers do una wey na only mama mama everywhere.

Na crime to be man again? ah ah!

Abeg, my pikin dem, make una forgive me in advance for this unforgiveable sin wey no dey ever make fathers be their children favorite o

PoliticsRe: PDP: Umahi Left For Personal Reasons by Lordswazz(m): 9:25pm On Nov 17, 2020
Which one be "Umahi left for Personal Reasons - Umahi" again now. Mods, correct the topic on the frontpage to what the actual topic is, being: "PDP: Umahi Left For Personal Reasons"

That said, who else is tired of the whole Umahi-PDP-APC brouhaha?

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