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Oya pastor.Bere mole ko ma jo.Oya use style pick the money na

Am loving this ;DAm loving this

YoruBanger:
No, you missed it. I meant you are a bastard.

Being a bastard is better than being a confirmed ritualist and drug baron's son.Hope you are ready to continue the family trend/business.Dont let your father down...

As for me,i'll prefer proposing by kneeling.It is widely accepted and practiced

Females are like computer virus.They format your bank account,delete your pockets,ruin your ego(by insulting or embarrassing you countless times in public) and then leave you penniless and heartbroken.P.S:Am not referring to the hungry ones[ebina]

Are u trying to compare both?Of course,Masters degree holds more water

Sire,no worries.I like Ebonyi people for their humility.But they can be demanding at times

Orfankwagh:
Banks go soon do ma,all dose chikitos wey d brag sey them bobo d work 4 bank go begin grow pimples.

Is this English?Smh...

Hehehe...At least,the salaries for those people has been put into a laudable investment.Nice one.But what if the robot short-circuits?

Lol

YoruBanger:
Maybe. At least I get papa. You on the other hand are a b...... (fill in the blanks)

Badoo right?BTW,i aint gat time for small kids ish.Shebi na your mama dey share decoder...go and join her in executing her post-election manifesto.Happy day to y'all

And soHow does that make the fuel subsidy remain intact?Posting "Expensive sh*t"

Gotv has 44 channels and you could go for it since it has Select Sport and Blitz.I heard Startimes are doing one promo.Buy the decoder,subscribe two months and stand a chance to win a trip to Germany to watch Bundesliga matches

Haaa,u don enter!I suggest you move to another environ before one thing leads to another and the girl says "Dont broke my heart"and you say "I wont"

YoruBanger:
You people just don't know when to shut up. Smh.

Is Jagaban your father?I can see....

We seriously need people like this in this country and surely,that APC drug baron and his cohort puppets cant give that to us...Thank you,Hon. Tony Nwulu :DWe seriously need people like this in this country and surely,that APC drug baron and his cohort puppets cant give that to us...Thank you,Hon.Tony Nwulu

Yeah,true!Spirituality also is better than being Materialistic

So you're telling me that that guy is 17.These Oyibo sef.Giving their children fertilizer

How much is condom that Timaya can't purchase?Taking over from Tu face.Break his record abeg!

Chai,if that plane crash, na so my fave artists go just die be that!At least Iyanya and Davido no dey there...Issorite

Story for the gods.Buh i heard that sperm too gets spoilt easily.So when u want to have sex,whack it hard on the girls mouth.The remnant will flow away

Dat one of coconut,if i child no knw anytin,no be coconut head dem go call am

MrCork:
...IBO...he look IBO though (no ofeense)

some guys are goats.so IBO is a country abi?

Cant u guys see its a flat to one dish.If it is one person that owns that house,i guess he has his whole village living with him

yeah,last man,igba nkwu and rush hour are new ones

The Area series began running in 2011 with bringing out many funny animated comedy skits which depicts a character in a funny situation.Here are some:
1.Bling
2.Fuel Subsidy
3.Lagimo
4.Ballistic(Why Arsene signed Ozil)
5.Owo Morney
6.Igba Nkwu
7.Last Man
8.Rush Hour e.t.c
Which is your favourite

This is why i dnt like creating a post.Majority of people will yab and lambast u.Smh.Nairalanders ehn!Its true sha bt the bride can still wear it to their 10th year,25th year or 50th year anniversary if she keeps shape or doesnt die!

How old was he

GGMU...
Waiting!

Heh!#Man Utd must win o.I don bet 500 go credits untop their head...
Choi!