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Phone/Internet Market › Re: I Need A Fairly Used Infinix Hot Note Or Gionee M3 In Abuja. by lordtim001(m): 8:32pm On Jul 17, 2015
[color=#006600][/color]Fairly used kwa.Phone wey just come out don dey collect secondhand
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Reacts To His ‘single And Enjoying Life’ Tweet, See What He Said!!! by lordtim001(m): 8:28pm On Jul 17, 2015
Rubbish!It is only in Naija that hackers always hack celeb's twitter accounts.Blame it on them always
Politics › Re: Breaking News by lordtim001(m): 8:20pm On Jul 17, 2015
Mr Tociano,wtf?Anyway,there is nothing impossible in Naija
Sports › Re: MUSIC MEETS FOOTBALL: Onedirection Visit's Manchester United On Tour #mutour by lordtim001(m): 8:16pm On Jul 17, 2015
I love One direction
Health › Re: 10yr Old Girl Gives Birth After Complaining Of Stomach Ache by lordtim001(m): 8:03pm On Jul 17, 2015
Did the child die?
Health › Re: 10yr Old Girl Gives Birth After Complaining Of Stomach Ache by lordtim001(m): 8:02pm On Jul 17, 2015
What did she give birth to?
Family › Re: What Are Those House Chores That You Dont Like Doing? by lordtim001(m): 7:59pm On Jul 17, 2015
Washing garri plates or semo pots wey don strong.Or trimming flower hedges
Jokes Etc › Re: Solve This Maths Please. by lordtim001(m): 7:56pm On Jul 17, 2015
a=1.8
Science/Technology › Re: Android Is The Most Vulnerable OS by lordtim001(m): 7:51pm On Jul 17, 2015
Even Java or Symbian is more secure than Android.Malwares abound
Politics › Re: Nigeria The 50th Least Trusted In The World Just Above Only Russia, Iraq,iran by lordtim001(m): 7:46pm On Jul 17, 2015
Ain't surprised....Nigerian leaders are as cunning as the fox.Whether GEJ or GMB
Culture › Re: Learn More About Ila- Yoruba Tribal Mark by lordtim001(m): 7:43pm On Jul 17, 2015
Imagine carrying four horizontal lines/curved lines on your face
Family › Re: The Strenght Of A Woman by lordtim001(m): 7:41pm On Jul 17, 2015
The same women are the one's who'll bomb mosques,churches and markets
Phones › Re: Mtn Has Started Trouble Again With The Beta Talk Advert by lordtim001(m): 7:37pm On Jul 17, 2015
Talk-a-thon
Music/Radio › Re: "Fans Mi Video Was Actually Promoting Yam Flour" - Kamal Ajiboye by lordtim001(m): 7:27pm On Jul 17, 2015
So his fans should be eating pounded yam or whathuhSo that was all what he paid Meek Mill for?
Jokes Etc › Re: Very Hilarious Pic Of The Day by lordtim001(m): 7:25pm On Jul 17, 2015
Twerk that booty
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Pastor, Okafor Donates N500,000 To A Boy With Lump In The Head by lordtim001(m): 7:12pm On Jul 17, 2015
Cant see the lump on the boy's head
Career › Re: How To React If Your Boss always Slaps You For A Minor Mistake? by lordtim001(m): 6:19pm On Jul 17, 2015
INTROVERT:
What if it's a major mistakehuh?? grin
Costing the company huge amounts of money time etc
Miss,from the topic,you can see that it was clearly stated as a minor mistake.As for me,i'll just give the guy a piece of my mind.After that,i'll resign and then send kidnappers after him. . . .Case Closed!
Romance › Re: "Can I Have Your Number Please?" by lordtim001(m): 6:08pm On Jul 17, 2015
badaoyeyemi:
bros we re saying the same tin
Romance › Re: "Can I Have Your Number Please?" by lordtim001(m): 5:53pm On Jul 17, 2015
badaoyeyemi:
tank God for smartphone I will just Barr only his number
angry
badaoyeyemi:
tank God for smartphone I will just Barr only his number
No,you should have probably thrown away the phone just because of one number
Christianity Etc › Re: Photo- End Time!! Pastor Jailed In America For Refusing To Wed Gay Couple by lordtim001(m): 5:50pm On Jul 17, 2015
Lol...That is what they wish for so the pastor ought to comply
Politics › Re: Unforgiving Buhari (PHOTO) by lordtim001(m): 5:48pm On Jul 17, 2015
Nairalanders and rumour....How do you know they aren't happy with each other?The picture above me confirms the truth
Celebrities › Re: [MUST See]this Is Incredible Ella The Girl With The Biggest Oranges. by lordtim001(m): 5:42pm On Jul 17, 2015
Are those oranges or groundnuts?Boob surgery will kill u girls one day
Romance › Re: Question Of The Day by lordtim001(m): 5:36pm On Jul 17, 2015
Honesty. . . .If she is genuinely honest,i'll be able to deduce if she loves me or not [unlike those who pretend when you are around and dig their Jezebel-like fingers into back when you are turned]and it determines the degree of her faithfulness
Education › Re: How Big Is The Universe? by lordtim001(m): 5:31pm On Jul 17, 2015
Do u know that there is a star as big as the moon?
Education › Re: How Big Is The Universe? by lordtim001(m): 5:28pm On Jul 17, 2015
Informative
Nairaland General › Re: Man Sitting On Nothing Seen In Ikeja (photos) by lordtim001(m): 5:27pm On Jul 17, 2015
jerryboiii:
JUST ONE ATTENTION SEEKER... WALKS OUT OF THREAD
This looks real.The way people gathered round him.This is the Devil at work angry
jerryboiii:
JUST ONE ATTENTION SEEKER... WALKS OUT OF THREAD
This looks real.The way people gathered round him.This is the Devil at work
Nairaland General › Re: Man Sitting On Nothing Seen In Ikeja (photos) by lordtim001(m): 5:25pm On Jul 17, 2015
Chisos. :oChisos.
Phones › Re: What Is Still Special About ipad Brand Tablet? by lordtim001(m): 5:21pm On Jul 17, 2015
The right word to use is overhyped...Apple Ipad is seriously overhyped.Tecno Winpad is better Apple Ipad 4 and it goes for just 57,000 naira
Literature › Re: The Adventures Of Francis In Dreamland by lordtim001(m): 5:13pm On Jul 17, 2015
Useless thread...Unfollowing![No Offence sire]
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious!!! When Osun State Eventually Pays 7 Months Salary by lordtim001(m): 5:10pm On Jul 17, 2015
Editor1:
This can only happen in Onitsha. Even an apprentice I'm Onitsha will drown in bottles dat u ever imagined in ur life.


I remember an incident where two Onitsha apprentice were arguing over who is the richest in Nigeria...one argued dat its Dangote, while the oda insisted dat it was one Ogbuefi, his very rich customer.
Since I "went to school", I was asked to confirm for them who was richer btw Ogbuefi and Dangote. And I told dem it was Dangote. On hearing he dat I confirmed his argument, the first guy ordered the Bar Woman to give me a whole crate of Hero with assorted plates of pepper soup.


I realized myself by 5pm the next day where I was admitted in the hospital
Long-throat dey worry u.Couldn't u stylishly refuse it?Abi na hungry catch u?Thank God u are alive to say the story...

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