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#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she tells you that you learned stubborness from your father

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She has a favourite high heel or dunlop slippers and her aim is superb.Infact,Green Arrow of Justice League is learning from my mum.She can calculate the projectile motion

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If she sends u to fetch A KEG OF WATER and you do,she'll say:Ehn,the drum isn't full yet

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When you tell her to subscribe for Dstv and she says No but when you use your hardearned money to subscribe,she watches African Magic to the extent that you wont find food in the house again and you'll be going to video center to watch EPL matches with 100naira every weekend

I LOVE YOU MUM
I MISS YOU DAD

Lol...Are you sure the guy wasnt lying?Maybe he wanted to test it with about 50women first.Oya female nairalanders,line up for testing

How did this Baba Hafusa's goat stray into Nairaland?:-/Black goat

Number 6,7 and 10 represent my typical neighbour. . .Surprisingly,i have only one neighbour#PackOfTrouble.*2 in 1*

The topic amuses me...You say Help?How do we help?Do we join the woman nyash to his JT...I know he's concerned just because they haven't had sex yet.Please am tired of hearing poo all around

ECOTERRORS:
BH embracing Western lifestyle they are fighting against.

BH are sooo stupid...They claim they are fighting against Western lifestyle yet they contradict themselves
1.They use Youtube-To upload their gory videos of killings

2.They use latest technological weapons{Why cant they only rely on their homemade explosives}

3.They assault other Muslims and claim they are fighting a Holy War

Uncivilised,backtracked and idiotic sect

Me wey neva take my eye see original Air Jordan before,na two months old in fact 0yr old dey use customized floral Air Jordan for that matter. . .Issokay!I will soon buy mine

redgem:
Lol thanks

You're welcome

Chai,see how the Vampire guy disgraced Igbo-hood...Anyway,for those who want to run their mouths,Hakeem Bello,a Yoruba guy was caught too#DatsAll#

redgem:
Is that Rukky?

No,It's Bukky

redgem:
Is that Rukky?

No,It's Bukky

SeverusSnape:
This to Me is the most important.
That is why I'm going to marry a VIRGIN. As for me, It's a virgin or nothing. I've seen things that made me take this decision, Don't have time to explain in details.

For those of you about to ask, "Are you a virgin yourself? ". Yes, I'm a virgin.

Oboy,see achievement...This one pass Barca's treble o

No 0ffence Mr Op.Ladies,if you wanna get a marriage mate within a hour,just contact me and come with your 1million naira...Its a DEAL!But before then,dont open your legs for any guy shaa o!Na chop and clean mouth and wait for a gentleman to carry the plates and wash

Na Ibadan jor. . .For them,the fear of escalator is the beginning of wisdom

Wtf?

4pics 1word or LogoQuiz

#DauraMallam#Where are you now

I agree. . .His shining head tho:-D

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]At least pretend you have sense. [/color]

Sorry sir *Prostrates*

berrieblizzie:
Im sorry about ur health...get well soon!! take those drugs well ooo...insanity is not a joke oo,it culd return my dear oo...And FYI, im proud to be a YORUBA GIRL...buh i dont do tribalism like you...so visit the doctor regularly ooo...soo adios!

The Lagos lagoon ain't far at all

What more is there to see?

Girl in picture 2 looks like an ostrich.The girl in picture 4 still try small

Are you sure he doesnt know why ladies dont like him?Check out the remaining part of his body. . .Maybe he has K leg or 2 toes on his foot or like the poster above me says,he might have body odour/mouth odour

Informative. . .But,i think i have seen this before *Flashback* During my Waec,i saw this guy remove his shoe and start cleaning it and before you know it,he would use style to fan himself small and then look at the shoe as if there was something so interesting in it....I guess this was what he was doing.And the invigilator wasn't suspicious one bit

berrieblizzie:
At this point here,u are the $tupid one!!! Cux u werent tinking when u commented....as a matter of fact nobody mentioned any tribe when commenting ,u were the only one $tupid enuff to do so! So Mr.....I advice u to take ur drugs accurately before reading a post and commenting on it so u can write down sumtin reasonable and sensible when u wanna comment!!

Probably,you're Yoruba thats why.Take a moment to rub itch cream on your body if it itches you so much....Goodnight,community NL

I've also missed Naruto

These Indomie generation might know Barbie,Spongebob and maybe Avatar

#Imustcomment.....Its actually hard for them to put numbers 1,2,3,4,6 into practice because they feel delay is dangerous