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CelebritiesRe: Phyno Booed At The Headies 2016 by LordZero(m): 1:00pm On Dec 25, 2016
[color=#E42217] Headies is shiit and a waste of precious time. . The artists will make better use of their time going for shows and concerts on that day.. The organizers should just skip one year and use the time do proper planning of their stuff...








can't even provide HD video feed... mtcheew..
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FamilyRe: Hilarious Photos Of Babies Who Didn't Want Their Shots Taken! by LordZero(m): 12:26pm On Dec 25, 2016
cyber5:
Lolz, the guy provoke.

Your signature though, let Imagine Dragons catch you. cheesy
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RomanceRe: Can You Allow Your Bestfriend To Date Your Sister by LordZero(m): 11:18am On Dec 24, 2016
[color=#FFA62F]If you are my best friend, your sister is like my sister and vice versa. Although, they have the final say in this issue but things will never be the same again if they go ahead with the nonsense.[/color]
RomanceRe: My Love Life Is Gone I Need Help Pls by LordZero(m): 8:14am On Dec 24, 2016
[color=#E42217] Sexxkillz just nailed it..

Go out and meet new ladies, have mad fun and enjoy your life. Get rid of that sïlly belief that you can't love another.

MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE @OP shikena. .
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RomanceRe: What Most Girls Do To Catch, Trap & Keep A Naija Guy(photos) by LordZero(m): 8:00am On Dec 24, 2016
[color=#800517]make dem just hire SSS agents to keep track of the niqqa na.. [/color]
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 7:05pm On Dec 23, 2016
[color=#E42217] Here I am jamming some rock songs and thinking about the relationship advices I've heard from people... Just wanna give my view on some and I guess Harddon and other Gs in the house can talk about others. .
Here we go...
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[color=#0000A0] 1. BE YOURSELF: Have you ever thought about/assess "yourself" and see if you are what you are proud of (are you a man or big child). The "yourself" they are asking you to be is the one resulting from the way you were brought. An average Nigerian dude comes from a family where the mother is more influencial in moulding the child's character cos the father is busy trying to get them the best life they can get. Therfore, most spent less time with their father. A household where you are not allowed to watch movies with sex scene on your own, a household where you cannot talk freely about girls. Also, our mothers try to shield us from the influence of other males (mostly the ones they labelled players/corrupt) in our environment. [/color]
[color=#0000A0]People from our environment taught us to be respectful of the female gender, treat them like queens, put other's needs/happiness b4 ours. So we grow up believing this things will help us. Treat girls like queens/princesses = when she misbehaves, you accept you caused it, you still tell her sorry(this makes you the bïtch). Put others b4 u= she ask, takes and gives nothing back (u end up as a maga/mugu) e.t.c..
The only thing y'all should be is the best version of yourself (am talking about a man that knows his worth, a man that can survive on his own, a man that can stand by his words/actions/decisions no matter what's at stake( even if you are going to lose a lady), a man that can control his jrod not the other way round..
Until then, never try and be yourself(bïtch ass) but strive to improve YOURSELF (real YOU).
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[color=#E42217] 2. A SPECIAL SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE (clasical caouse of neediness): I believe this is root cause of guys trying too hard in a relationship(u end up messing it up).. When you believe a girl is the special someone for you, you take their bullshii, you try too hard to impress her, you waste you time and money and energy trying to keep her.. we all know who is charge of such a relationship. .....
What made me change my mind is the rate of divorce recently. They all claim they've found their better half only for them to divorce months/years later, what's up?. How about people that remarry or something tragic happened and are unable to marry their initial partners(if the first person is their soulmate, why do they marry again and live a happy life?) OR those with more than one wife?.
I believe the soulmate theory is wrong. YOU can only mould someone to your taste and be happy with that person. .
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[color=#0000A0] 3. DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY THE COVER: It doesn't apply to human relation. Woman are equipped to weed out week/low value men by just looking at them without necessarily talking to them.. Same way a guy will see a girl who dresses slůtty(even if she's not a höe) as a fück material and respect a well dressed girl (even is she's a bïtch) until he interacts with her.
So u believe people won't judge you based on your cover (appearance/sometimes body language and behavior) are on a long thing..


#justSOMErandomTHOUGHTS..

Bosses drop your views..
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Nairaland GeneralRe: 23 Things You Can Relate To If You've Ever Been Broke by LordZero(m): 10:56am On Dec 21, 2016
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Name ONE Thing You Will Always Find In A Nigerian Home by LordZero(m): 10:47am On Dec 21, 2016
Rone16:
Turning garri wooden stick..Serving as a weapon and utensil
[color=#800517]I can relate to this.. Back then.. [/color]
EducationRe: Artwork Made Out Of Coca Cola Bottles By A YABATECH Student Will Blow Your Mind. by LordZero(m): 8:25pm On Dec 20, 2016
[color=#800517]This is cool..[/color]
TV/MoviesRe: Games Of Thrones Season 7..loading by LordZero(m): 8:22pm On Dec 20, 2016
[color=#E42217] Arya is still my favorite character then Jon snow. [/color]
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LordZero(m): 4:15pm On Dec 20, 2016
jelal007:
HARDON,more data 2 ur phone 4 all u've being teaching guys here. Abeg,help me out...I met dis cute (well endowed babe). She's quite young, I asked her out n we're currently dating. Problem is,she doesn't show much concern in d relationship like I do. She doesn't call as much as I do. I always request 2c her,though her movements is being monitored by her parents sha. Problem is,she's quite comfortable with it (not calling or even wanting us 2c often). When we do meet,I do most of d talking. She's quite shy too,getting a hug 4rm her let alone a kiss is a tug of war.....abeg,in ya infinite wisdom,help me a brother. I like her sha,but I want 2b in charge of d relationship and make her want me. Thanks bro.
[color=#800517]First, you handed over your balls to her (overtly asking her out).
2nd, you are acting needy n clingy (this makes you the, ermm let me say the bïtch). The person that sends less is the one that's in the control of the relationship. .

Stop calling her anyhow and asking her to see you. Meet new girls and find something interesting to do with your time. If she changes good for her (don't go back to ur needy self once she changes oo), if she doesn't, NEXT!!.


If read from p1, you'll see issues like this that has been ironed out.
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Jokes EtcRe: Female Student Beg Her Lecturer For Good Grade In Exchange Of S*x Inside Booklet by LordZero(m): 10:39am On Dec 20, 2016
[color=#FFA62F]Bloggers, I hail thee.. She submitted her nuđes too abi? [/color]
RomanceRe: I've Taken Your Virginity U’re Mine Forever: Maje Ayida Tells Mistress Anita by LordZero(m): 10:30am On Dec 20, 2016
[color=#FFA62F] And how is this fvckery supposed to affect us.. [/color]
SportsRe: See Why Ronaldo Doesn't Wear BLACK BOOTS by LordZero(m): 8:05am On Dec 20, 2016
[color=#E42217] Was expecting to see something linked to racism and then yab the OP. He's not the only player that doesn't wear black boots. [/color]
RomanceRe: Views From The Friendzone by LordZero(m): 9:23pm On Dec 19, 2016
[color=#800517]Just checked ya blog bruv.. Dope stuffs..[/color]
RomanceRe: Simi’s Crushing On A Popular American Rapper – Says She Will Dump Falz For The R by LordZero(m): 7:12pm On Dec 19, 2016
[color=#800517]Looks like all those stories fabricated by bloggers. Moreover, J Cole ain't white skinned....

Stop feeding us sobo..
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CelebritiesRe: Music Star Ketchup Pose With Smeagol From 'lord Of The Rings' by LordZero(m): 6:03pm On Dec 19, 2016
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ah



thank you no worry again grin grin

if na all this u want I prefer to dey drink yellow garri every morning and night so dat I no go fit even read my name wen I see am........
[color=#800517]Always remember to add 2 drops of kerosene, 6 drops of brake oil and one teaspoon of grinded pepper to the garri. . Comman thank me later.. tongue tongue[/color]
CelebritiesRe: Music Star Ketchup Pose With Smeagol From 'lord Of The Rings' by LordZero(m): 4:00pm On Dec 19, 2016
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Lol


u self put price... If I fit pay I go tell you if I no fit I go price...
[color=#800517]'In kind' payment no pay for this economy jor..

How about 20k per sentence and the French kiss per punctuation mark.. wink wink.





ermm, OP come and edit the post and make it very long with lots of punctuation marks.. thanks.
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CelebritiesRe: Music Star Ketchup Pose With Smeagol From 'lord Of The Rings' by LordZero(m): 3:34pm On Dec 19, 2016
optional1:
per line deep french kiss tongue tongue tongue tongue
[color=#800517]Nah, not worth it. Raise the price [/color] wink
FamilyRe: Hilarious Photos Of Babies Who Didn't Want Their Shots Taken! by LordZero(m): 3:15pm On Dec 19, 2016
[color=#800517]The 7th picture got me rotfl. [/color]
CelebritiesRe: Music Star Ketchup Pose With Smeagol From 'lord Of The Rings' by LordZero(m): 3:07pm On Dec 19, 2016
optional1:
No be bad thing if you help me read oh?
[color=#800517]How much are you going to pay? [/color]
RomanceRe: 35 Signs The Guy You’re Dating Is Not Man Enough by LordZero(m): 2:58pm On Dec 19, 2016
Tandullceblog:
Lol
[color=#800517]As you can see, he's straight forward. He's not guilty of the number one point on OP's epistle. [/color]
RomanceRe: 35 Signs The Guy You’re Dating Is Not Man Enough by LordZero(m): 2:43pm On Dec 19, 2016
Tandullceblog:
cheesy we dont always get what we like now, do we?
[color=#800517]It's the season of love. Help his solution na.[/color]
RomanceRe: 35 Signs The Guy You’re Dating Is Not Man Enough by LordZero(m): 2:38pm On Dec 19, 2016
yomi007k:
undecided
Bros na wa for u oo.


If u sell ur fone gimme d money is it a bad tin?


Xmas don near. Sow seed for ur guy life so dt u go fit mk heaven.
[color=#800517] Lolz.. grin grin [/color]
RomanceRe: 35 Signs The Guy You’re Dating Is Not Man Enough by LordZero(m): 2:20pm On Dec 19, 2016
yomi007k:
In summary, sell ur fone n send d money to my account.
[color=#800517]Go and meet you herbalist and ask for the manual, kolewerk.. grin grin grin [/color]
CelebritiesRe: Music Star Ketchup Pose With Smeagol From 'lord Of The Rings' by LordZero(m): 2:17pm On Dec 19, 2016
optional1:
photoshop
[color=#800517]This is how some people jump into conclusion. [/color]

RomanceRe: 35 Signs The Guy You’re Dating Is Not Man Enough by LordZero(m): 1:51pm On Dec 19, 2016
judeefcc:
who see my phone
[color=#800517]No be ur phone just waka pass NL prison??

.... can someone summarize the epistle pls..
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Efcc Trolls Arsenal Fan On Twitter by LordZero(m): 9:33am On Dec 19, 2016
[color=#800517]The guy/lady in charge of that account is doing a great job. very sarcastic. [/color]
RomanceRe: 25 Most Creative Bathroom Signs You Have Ever Seen by LordZero(m): 8:11am On Dec 19, 2016
[color=#800517]Nice post...

Meanwhile the only sign you'll see in some places is =>
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PoliticsRe: (photo) Nigeria Ministers Caught Sleeping At The 2017 Budget Presentation by LordZero(m): 9:35pm On Dec 18, 2016
[color=#800517]Maybe they spent d night in the other room..

Makes you wonder if the dude executing people like these ones is wrong. These people are supposed to represent us mehnn..
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