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Bigredmachine:
Mehn I dey crush on the younger her in that king of boys... That lady acted shit in that film, her role were excellently played... Don't know why my excellency keep rising up anytime I see her picture

Tell your pencil to go down quietly before it is chopped off. She's not anyone's mate.

Happy birthday ma'am. So beautiful

Another stupid take from a backward mindset. Lord knows I'll rather roast my hymen on the grill than date any of these paleolithic patriarchs on this forum.

With all these backward mindset I'm reading here. I'd rather use my virginity to eat yam sauce than date any nairaland male. May God forbid.

DarkJeddi:
You know she can still add flesh abi?

All I see is a girl that would balloon..

As soon as she drops one or two kids..

You wear the shoes sha..

Op, some women remain the same size after kids.

Na person wey steal wey dem catch be thief.

ppogba:
Suddenly,.South- south has been attached to it.

Ebeano is south east, ok
Next is presumably south east, ok

Give us an example of the.south south to justify the attachment.

Thank you.

I don't have any examples. Just a premonition. Southern owned businesses are being targeted.

I may be wrong, but i see these recent slew of market fires as a targeted ploy to ruin igbo owned or at least south east/south south owned businesses.

Dimma360:
Hahahaha none ooo

Does it mean you guys weren't sexually active? Or that one of you is infertile.
Because I know 1 drop of cum is capable of impregnating a woman in her fertile window.

Dimma360:
We today celebrating God for the journey so far as friends now partners
Out prayers is that God will continue to bless us and make Love reign supreme in our Lives.

Pls move to front page let's encourage humble bigining in marriage .

How many abortions did she do for you? Just curious.

pussygotlips:
Congratulations but I want to know wethrr you have tested the forbidden fruit

Perv

cooooooks:
That their form of communication is toxic.

Merry Christmas boo

Cyntie55:
Good day nairalanders. Season greetings to y'all. I'm so angry right now. Please I need mature advice.

My father is not a learned person but he make sure all his children are graduates. My younger brother(last born and only son) rounded up his Nysc few months ago, we're just 2 girls. My elder sis and I. My elder sis is a nurse in Austria (3 years now), she's married with a kid in Austria. My big sister send money home once in 3 months, and I have been the one receiving the money. I share the money exactly as instructed by my big sis. I have never cheated anyone, Infact my Dad and Big sis communicate very well. My Dad trust me so much.

My younger brother is always angry, He said he feel cheated all the time. He shouts and talks to me anyhow like I'm his mate.
Honestly speaking, I gave my younger brother more love and respect that he could ever imagine. When he was serving, he would call telling me he need 10k urgently, sometimes 20k, that he will pay back. Immediately I will send it to him and he would never pay back. Same thing he does to my father.
If we ask him what's he using his allawee for?? He would angrily say so is becus we're sending him "chicken change" that's why we're asking jamb questions.

He said we don't regard him, he called my Dad a SIMP, he said my Dad listen more to my big sis and I....but he don't listen to any of his suggestions.

My brother is a 2:1 (second class upper) graduate in economics from UNIBEN. After his Nysc all he does is to sleep and eat. My Dad's good friend told my brother to come to Lagos and resume work with him. He refused. My Dad ask him if he wants to further his education (masters or professional courses)he said no....Okay follow my Dad to his cement shop and help him (my dad even promised to pay him salary) he refused....I overheard him on a call with a friend and i suspect he's now into yahoo yahoo.

Look at what happened. My big sis sent us money yesterday to celebrate this festive period. She said I should give my brother 50k, I should take 80k and give my father the rest (abt 250k). My Dad is always aware of everything.
I even added 20k out of my money and I transferred 70k to my brother, I was left with 60k (becus she also sent me hair and I plan to sell it becus I already had enough). You can imagine this ungrateful idiot started insulting me, that I cheated him. the fool angrily withdrawn the money from his account and SET IT ON FIRE (70k). He called my elder sister and started warning her saying "if he can't receive the money henceforth, she should stop sending him money again that he's the man of the house".
My Dad gave him a resetting, resounding, hot and dirty slaps. He pulled out a knife, deflated my Dad's car tyres and ran away from the house.

Everyone is not happy. I don't want my brother to live a wayward life. He's 24 years old. Please nairalanders Help!

I bet he's an alpha male on NL who don't waste time to denigrate women on this forum.

Or11:
The question is for married women. What is/are the reasons that you would avoid or refuse sex with your husband?

My wife's own is when I get lazy at home and I don't help in the house chores e.g cleaning, cooking, bathing the kids etc. She won't fight with me or argue but when I touch her like this, she will find a meaningful excuse. She's tired, not in the mood, headache, tomorrow, I need to shower first and I'm too lazy now etc. I found out myself that it was when I helped at home that there were no excuses, it's always a happy ending.

You're honest here. Most men who complain on NL paints their wives as the devil herself.

Mercychen:
I don't think he'll dig this stuff. Anyways thanks.

Marry? hian!

Swear with your left breast that you aren't investing in him with a future in mind.

Tall, pretty, curvy... She's a queen. Happy birthday Chizzy Alichi

gistmega:
[s]Your intent is abhorring.
Just imagine how you ended someone's fatherhood. It is always nice to tag someone when the pointer ain't on you. Use the same phrase to define yourself and tell us how you feel. If it feels good, continue identifying that way. It is pure insanity to tell someone that his father is gay for posting a family fun time. That is libelous, and defaming. If you don't know what a tag is, look up the meaning of 'name'.
These things begin from the locker room to one being identified that way. The man did this in his bedroom, not in the public for him to seek your opinion and the kids are innocently doing this not knowing that evil-bedded minds are there to slander their father. It is not right.
Homophobia stems from your psychology. Read his comment again and compare it to someone saying that Nigerians are fraudulent.[/s]

Did you take mkpurummiri before writing this shi.t?

gistmega:
stop with your homophobic rant. see fun in few things. let the man enjoy his life. in many cultures, men wear what we consider feminine garments. Your mind has been (polluted) conditioned into hating any man who goes out of your box. Some men act feminine but are not gays. some very masculine guys are gays. but regardless, let people make themselves happy. You are very intolerant and very condemning. You are nobody to decide what one is or choses to be. He is entertaining his kids and they approve of it. The kids posted it for their friends to see and be entertained, not for your dirty soul to judge. If my dad were a half this funny and entertaining, I would cherish those precious moments. You are not the authority to proclaim someone gay. Let your ars smoke your bullsheet thought and let these kids enjoy their father.

Saying someone is gay is now homophobic. See, una no just well.

donofdons:
Your dad is a cross dresser, gay or belong to any of the 57 genders below

Agender
Androgyne
Androgynous
Female to Male
FTM
Gender Fluid
Gender Nonconforming
Gender Questioning
Gender Variant
Genderqueer
Intersex
Male to Female
MTF
Neither
Neutrois
Non-binary
Other
Pangender
Trans
Trans*
Trans Female
Trans* Female
Trans Male
Trans* Male
Trans Man
Trans* Man
Trans Person
Trans* Person
Trans Woman
Trans* Woman
Transfeminine
Transgender
Transgender Female
Transgender Male
Transgender Man
Transgender Person
Transgender Woman
Transmasculine
Transsexual
Transsexual Female
Transsexual Male
Transsexual Man
Transsexual Person
Transsexual Woman
Two-Spirit

Guy just enter market. Una don craze baje baje

They said she's the ugliest "Miss world"
Kilo kan mi?

So many single mom's in this century.

Saturn444:
You need cerebral reset. You have forgotten your root.

You're the one who needs that reset. A lot of mad people on this forum.

The first pic. I want all 3 of 'em. They look so good.

KingMack:
We the good people of Edo are watching

ValCon888:
Her belly is filled with corruption.
Dollar that was 1USD = N550 before is now 1USD = N420 and yet nothing has changed.

All the thieves eating our yams will eventually meet their Waterloo.

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cooooooks:
@loreetta

So painful a story. The height of witchcraft.

udemzyudex:
One of my best yoruba actor

Congratulations.

Not the best though. I hope he's not a weakling in real life cos he seems like one in the movies. His only redeeming quality is his physique.

Wait till he dad is out of office. He'll take a second wife. She's not so pretty and her dad is an edifice of incompetence.

The man, and the wife's friend staying with them. Very suspish