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Romance / Re: Finding The Perfect One by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 8:43am On Nov 25, 2021
Harddiskng:




@Pocohantas, All prejudice aside you know that the bolded is true. A case in point is my cousin, i have talked about her once or twice. When she was young and beautiful she used all the guys that came her way to catch trips. Now that is getting less beautiful by the day, she is now serious about getting a man.



One of her old suitors actually came back and confided in me about his intention. I consider him my brother (once our bond of friendship is strong you become my brother).

I reminded of when this girl was beautiful was the prize every one around her wanted, how badly she treated him, so she was so non-chalant, he couldn’t get through to her. She didn’t consider him in her prime, why is he considering her in when he is in his prime; great job, a car, sweet house, everything is going super well for him. I told him point blank that he deserves better. There are more beautiful and sensible babes and my guy-man reasoned with me

Trust me i told my cousin about this event, she cried her eyes out. I could see the anger in her eyes, but she knew the repercussion if she moved mad against me.

You can’t eat your cake and have it.

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By the way even from my set way back in university, there were girls that were not so fine (but they were really smart), they got married almost as soon as they were done with NYSC.

All these girls are still happily married, funny enough is the boss-chick, boss-bit*h that have trouble finding husband, even when they do the marriage doesn’t last up to two years.

So wots ur gain if ur so called cousin remained single?? Perhaps she realised her mistakes and seek God for forgiveness and God gave her Anoda chance bt u chased the man away..... Wot u did is pure wickedness my dear. U could av just left the man marry her since he willingly chose to come back for her
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ibadan City: Job Oppurtunities, Buying, Selling And Inquiries. by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 8:07am On Oct 26, 2021
franashi:
Please ma, I need the address to this place could you please give the the address from orita or challenge.thank you very much.
Just take a bike from challenge to molete under bridge, cross to where bikes are parked and tell dem u are going to oke ado golden penny house

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Family / Re: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 9:48pm On Oct 24, 2021
revived:
Ohk


Dm Me I Go Fertilize You With Two

And I Will Take Responsibility For Them

But No Marriage

If Agreed Dm

The tins woman eyes dey see.... Only God will help us
Romance / Re: If You Are A Lady In Your Late 30s And Still Single, Please read This - Opinion by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 7:42pm On Oct 24, 2021
LutanFyah:
Nigga STFU with your "real men" bvllshit.

A man decides not to marry a used up woman with children and here you are foaming from every orifices in your body to insult such man.


If she is good enough, why didn't the man that impregnated her,marry her? If the man deceived her into getting pregnant, it obviously means she can't make good decisions to save her life.

The youngman you quoted calmly admonished you to stop with the stupidity but you're still here with your folly.


NOBODY REJECTS A BRAND NEW WOMB TO GO MINGLE WITH A USED ONE COS HE TRYING TO BE A " real man".
Be calming down sir
Romance / Re: If You Are A Lady In Your Late 30s And Still Single, Please read This - Opinion by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 7:32pm On Oct 24, 2021
Na single we single, we no kill person
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ibadan City: Job Oppurtunities, Buying, Selling And Inquiries. by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 5:07pm On Oct 23, 2021
Haryanphe:


Thank you so much ma'am. I quite appreciate, is it somewhere I can easily locate or can you please describe the place

Depends on whr u are
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Suggest A Good Business That #300k Can Start. by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 8:37pm On Oct 17, 2021
Pls for heavens sake, if u know dat u pity people too much, don’t go for foodstuff o. Chai dats one regret i made. I can assure you pple will take it on credit till it finishes ni. And the day u decide nt to sell credit again, dey wont come to buy from u again. Pls m talking from experience..... infact dont go into foodstuff business unless u can be desperate....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ibadan City: Job Oppurtunities, Buying, Selling And Inquiries. by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 10:02am On Oct 15, 2021
uncleteeh:

It's about ur location sha.
Bodija, Gbagi are good places to do biz. If you open a shop in the residential places, it's possible you get owed due to familiarity.

I swear, bt bodija gbagi axis are filled up already. It takes luck to get shop around dat area
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ibadan City: Job Oppurtunities, Buying, Selling And Inquiries. by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 9:57am On Oct 15, 2021
Are u in ibadan and you need good food, or u a student and u hardly have time to cook, are u a bachelor and you hardly cook or doesnt know how to cook yet you crave good homely food?
Pls contact me as i can make a good homely delicious food for you at shikini money. Abeg i dont charge much o sad sad sad
Pls contact me on zero eight one zero two nine two seven six six seven.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ibadan City: Job Oppurtunities, Buying, Selling And Inquiries. by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 9:48am On Oct 15, 2021
Haryanphe:
A nice thread for we Ibadan dwellers. Pls, I need contact of wholesales Foodstuffs, ororo, noodles, pastas and palm oil. Am also reselling pls

Cc: GideonOludayomi

Pls go to oke ado golden penny house, u see at the cheapest price directly from the company.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ibadan City: Job Oppurtunities, Buying, Selling And Inquiries. by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 9:37am On Oct 15, 2021
Pls i need a job in ibadan too o. Been applying nd applying nd applying bt i fall into wrong hands. The Foodstuff business m into is nt dat moving fine.. There are too many pple involved in this business. If u are coming to ibadan for foodstuff business, pls be very mindful of the location u are settling into, its nt dat easy here pls!!! I regret opting for foodstuff business in ibadan! They too like credit here and the painful thing is dey wont pay on time. Its so annoying
Family / Re: Indian Jailed For Life For Killing His Wife Using Cobra by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 8:43pm On Oct 13, 2021
Ikillbrokehoes:
Including your dad and your brothers

Your problem tho
Family / Re: Indian Jailed For Life For Killing His Wife Using Cobra by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 6:28pm On Oct 13, 2021
Men are evil shocked

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Food / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Visitors Dont Finish The Food Served To Them? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 6:27pm On Oct 13, 2021
Personally, if i gv a visitor food and he or she finishes it, i like it. Makes me feel like the person appreciates my effort of cooking the food. Me i really like it. I will even ask if she or he wants more.

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Religion / Re: Should Restitution Be Preached? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 4:45pm On Sep 02, 2021
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Religion / Re: Should Restitution Be Preached? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 11:08am On Sep 02, 2021
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Hello. Please describe yor sef and type of yansh shape please. I need a knew babe please. Thanks smiley[/quote

Y nt type ur number here
Religion / Re: Should Restitution Be Preached? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 12:23pm On Aug 15, 2021
daddio:


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Well, such won't be your portion.

It's a true life issue/story.

The said lady is the choir mistress of a church in Lagos, she had 2 kids with her husband before they separated.


The said man is also a deacon in a church not far from that lady's house.

They are both working in a ..... Company in Lagos. Though before she started going out with that married deacon she'd had flings with at least 3 guys ...
If truly dir will be a judgement day, all these so called men of God and deacons go get case gan sha....if na sin i talk, make God forgive me.

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Romance / Re: Is My Girlfriend Possessed? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 11:04am On Aug 15, 2021
Goldencheese:
Marriage no be a walk in the park. If you feel you can't cope, when she sobers, call her attention and have a long talk with her about your relationship with her. It could be that you've not been listening to her feelings. When there's no communication in a relationship, anytime there's a crisis, the weaker party, which mostly is women will pour their hearts out. You have to train yourself to listen to their words. If she is manipulative and it is something she does, it is bad but if she suddenly opens up and it is one of the rare times she does, omo, you need to sit up and listen if you value that relationship.

And why would you slap a woman? You never marry you dey slap her? Omo, you go slap tire o. Never raise your hands against your significant other. I learn patience through my woman. Before I got married, if I see say you be drama queen, I go just withdraw but if a woman is good to you but because you don't listen or create room for communication in the relationship she voices her concerns through her tears, if you love her listen to her. Tears, emotions are not bad o. If you meet those ones wey their mind be like stone, you will thank God say your own they cry o.

The tears of a woman are priceless. They remind you of our common humanity, vulnerability and emotional commitment. They could be used for manipulation, too, but if they are not, they are priceless.
Chai, u are such a darling��. I love you for ur wife

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Religion / Re: Should Restitution Be Preached? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 10:51am On Aug 15, 2021
daddio:



Okay, let's say you have a friend who wouldn't allow her husband make love or have s.ex with her. You and her husband works in the same company and this brings about some closeness between you and that man. He told you of how your friend had been starving him with love making or s.ex.

Later on, (one thing led to another) you and the man started going to hotels to fulfill what his wife wouldn't give to him.

After some months, you rededicated your life to Christ and stop the shit with that man.


Would you go and meet that woman to tell her what happened between you and her husband (all in the name of restitution)?

Will you tell your own husband this?


Oga abeg stop the saying...... wouldn’t involve mysef in such saying. Must u pple think abt weird things
Politics / Re: COVID-19 Scare: Buhari, Delegation To Go On Isolation After London Trip by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 10:02am On Aug 15, 2021
Its only buhari this covid thing cannot kill in the whole of nigeria sha
Religion / Re: Who Is The Head Of A Christian Home? Christ Or The Husband? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 10:00am On Aug 15, 2021
My husband and i
Religion / Re: How Do You Feel When You Don't Have Offering To Give In Church? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 9:59am On Aug 15, 2021
I dont feel anyhow. I use the opportunity to tell God that i need money ni o

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Religion / Re: Should Restitution Be Preached? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 9:57am On Aug 15, 2021
I believe in restitution, if i offend someone and i later realise it, i go back to seek for forgiveness and probably confess (if it’s something that needs to be confessed).
I always like to be at peace with everyone .
Although its nt easy oo

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Family / Re: How To Be A Good Wife To A Good Husband by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 10:04am On Mar 06, 2021
mosdii:
Impossible for Nigerian Girls because Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

I think its time u erased this reasoning of urs.... maybe if u do, u may actually find a good useful nigerian girl.....Just maybe undecided undecided
Family / Re: I Broke Up With Her by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 11:38am On Mar 04, 2021
Nawa oo, person wey get head nor get cap while person wey get cap nor get head.....hmmmmm.
Some women will just be using their hands to do demselves, dir are several ladies out there thats praying for this kind of a man and would do anything to hold him down. Well, nt everyone is destined to be lucky in this life sha.
Romance / Re: If You Ever Consider Getting A Partner What Are The 5 Most Criteria? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 6:28pm On Jan 15, 2021
Greystone:


Lmao.

I said she described me.

I didn't say I was interested.

Savage grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Experienced A Turn Off From Someone On Your First Date With Him/he by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 5:19pm On Jan 15, 2021
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Hahahahaha.. His intentions were glaring at least. At least let us give that to him.

Few years back. Someone told someone she was interested in me.I had told and forewarned the bearer of the message that it might not go well because I do not live to impress any one. My taste in women is rare. Additionally, I was not the regular "sheep" in the world, influenced by religious, class, gender, race, political view point,tribal, ethnic, blood and other biases. I am also politically incorrect on a lot of things. The person insisted because promise had been made to the lady and also, what was the worse that could happen? I feed, gist and laugh with her to death?

Anyway, met her at a restaurant. Worst date ever. She laughed and talked to her phone all through the date. Typed messages under the table. Took 1 billion photos (perhaps even more) on that single date.Ok clearly an exaggeration. But, men a lot of selfies.Few calls came in in quick succession and based on her responses, I believe she was posting online and sending to friends and reading comments and chats. She would type, laugh and apologize 1,000 times for chatting on her phone. Oh you know you are being stupid, so why continue and apologize and repeat? Could not hold any proper discussion on anything. However, knew how to order a lot of stuff including what she would take home. Hilarious, I thought. At least she knows something about being hungry.

Anyway my type of person, I told her I was only going to pay for what she could eat right there. Courtesy demands this as her host, despite the fact that we had not discussed who would be handling the bill. Besides I wanted this to be my treat anyway. But I was not going to pay for anything she takes home. She could pay for that herself as it was outside the date. Immediately, that got her attention. She was shocked and confused. She asked that but she was told I work with XYZ bla bla bla where the person that introduced us also works, and the person is a big person.I knew where she was coming from.To her she expected that a "big boy" should not bother about that. Her expectation was to come and have a nice time at my expense, take some free meal home. Oh well. Nice time during the date, no problem. I could feed her entire village 3 square meals for life. No offense to her village people. But trying to insult my intelligence, that I won't allow.

Her face changed. Had her meal in silence. Countenance dropped from "giggling high" to "sulking low". Responses became monosyllabic and snappy. I politely asked after the meal if she would like to leave. She affirmed. Drove her to her house. Dropped her off. She wouldn't respond to my "have a good night". Latter heard she said I was a "wicked and stingy" man.

I’d love to go on a date with u, if u dont mind....bills on me cool cool

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Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Man; Takes A Selfie With Them (Pix) by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 8:06pm On Jan 13, 2021
I wonder y most pple here are insulting the woman, so the woman gets all the blame while they all free the guy

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Religion / Re: What Are You Thanking God For As 2020 Is Coming To An End? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 10:23pm On Dec 30, 2020
Thanking God for my live and family.
Thanking God for allowing me go thru some phases in life, aldo it was painful but God used the opportunity to reveal some evil pple in my family.
As difficult as this year seem, God gave me enough capital to start my business.
I will forever be thankful to You Jesus.
Hoping for a better, smooth and testimony filled 2021..... Amen!!!
Celebrities / Re: Yetunde Barnabas Engaged To Olayinka Peter - Pictures by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 9:44pm On Dec 27, 2020
saasala:
Peter Olayinka, I know you very well and I have followed your success story as a footballer from Gent in Belgium to Yenicami in Turkey and even now that you are playing for Slavia Prague in Cech republic till your first call up to the super Eagles in 2019 where you couldnt impress due to your poor performance and was never called up again. You are not so much of a fantastic footballer but you are earning a decent income in far away Europe. You claim to be 25 years but you are around 37 and will retire in maximum of 8 years. You deserve a better girl than this Nollywood whhore. I also know Yetunde Barnabas since her days as the Most Beautiful girl in Abuja till now that she features in numerous Yoruba movies majorly on YouTube and Africa Magic Yoruba. Her faim in the Yoruba industry is growing rapidly but I know who and who she has slept with to attain the small height. My brohter, I tell you this, she is a whhore and you have not found yourself a wife.

Once you retire, just like every average Nigerian footballer in Europe, after a few years you will get broke or not have as much money again (Typical of footballers especially you bench warmers), then she will leave you and find a baba alaye who will sponsor her ostentatious lifestyle.

I am sorry for you brother Peter.


Bad belle. Who asked u

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Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim Flaunts His New Girlfriend (Photo) by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 9:41pm On Dec 27, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....good for iceberg slim

Still don't know why some niggarrrrs don't go for slim girls

Slim girls anyday anytime twice on Sunday

Anyway one man's meat is another man's gadmnnn poison

Well, i am slim kiss kiss

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