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Politics / Re: Alex Ikwechegh Mobbed By Residents In Bende, Abia (Photos) by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 7:54am On Dec 26, 2020
Bkayyy:

It is neither a job nor part time employment
Neither abi either
Politics / Re: Alex Ikwechegh Mobbed By Residents In Bende, Abia (Photos) by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 9:59pm On Dec 25, 2020
God bless me o, i want to be a philanthropist too cry cry

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Family / Re: Should I Bring Her Over To The US? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 10:34pm On Dec 22, 2020
longetivity:
What if she gets over there and start doing u hanky panky. I mean you know how these vagina people behave

Its nt all vagina pple dat reason like vagina pple. Ols don’t discourage him and dont be a blockage to someone’s blessings.
Romance / Re: Opinion: Babe Mama Not A Viable Option To Not Getting Married by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 10:06pm On Dec 06, 2020
Only if women will stop agreeing to bcome a baby mama.Only if girls will sit, think and stop opening their legs carelessly.
Instead of me agreeing to become a baby mama for any man, i would rather nt av kids at all....
Pls nobody should quote me nitori Oloun.
Romance / Re: Ladies What's The Most Expensive Gift You've Ever Received From A Male? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 10:39pm On Nov 22, 2020
CheGuevara102:

That should secure enough Bulala for the guy. More like rub my palm, I rub yours
Wateva
Romance / Re: Ladies What's The Most Expensive Gift You've Ever Received From A Male? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 8:44pm On Nov 22, 2020
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Romance / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match On Nairaland by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 4:43pm On Nov 15, 2020





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Baba how fr? Oloopa Ewo lepe?? Kilode?
Tori oshe birthday ko shey birthday.

Oga ooo...
Ena suuru si ooo. Ooni ya were ooo...

Ma shepe fun mi mo oo...



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Ko ye mi ooo

Romance / Re: Why Are So Many Decent People Single Nowadays? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 4:31pm On Nov 15, 2020
U guys should pls stop all these hate speech on women. For all i care, u men are terrible more than us. Just because we dont come here to rant just like u guys doesnt me u are saints. I think if someone is looking forward to get married, the person should stay off nairaland cos these pple here will make u question ur decisions.
Oga ooo!!!!

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Romance / Re: Why Are So Many Decent People Single Nowadays? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 4:27pm On Nov 15, 2020
SmartPolician:


Ewu

I am even single, but your attack on the ladies is senseless, to say the least

Give these ladies a break

It's not like we guys are perfect

Every second, you lots are on Nairaland using unprintable words on women like some bunches of jobless orangutans!
Thank u o. Wot i read here on nl atimes makes me wonder y i came as a woman. The hate is just too terrible.
Travel / Re: Inagbe Grand Resort Owned By The Ooni Of Ife by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 9:27pm On Nov 05, 2020
I’d like to visit this place sha. Its fineeere kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Date: I Love You So Much Is One Of The Reasons Relationships Don't Last by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 3:19pm On Nov 03, 2020
Davash222:

Wonderful Nigerian girls don’t exist. They died during the civil war.

Romance / Re: Date: I Love You So Much Is One Of The Reasons Relationships Don't Last by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 3:17pm On Nov 03, 2020
BigDawsNet:



I'm not sure about that dear

Nigerian Ladies are just like ladies around the world.

Some are bad, some are wonderful

Thank u o
Romance / Re: I Think I Am Tired Of My Wife by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 12:52pm On Nov 01, 2020
1) File a report to the police station with evidence of her suicide threat. You'll be safe if she eventually do it. Send a copy of the report to her parents.

2) Report the sex denial, and frustration to your religious leaders. I know your religion has case studies for this issue in marriage.

3) Visit a marriage counselor. Go alone first for the first session ; then go with her subsequently. Discuss the issues with the counselor in details.

4) Focus on your work (business and career). If your marriage ruins your source of income, you'll be in mess without good savings.

5) Do not announce/discuss your intentions. Lock your phone and pc and use passcodes known only to you.

6) I know you seem to be a responsible man. This young age is the right time to Man up and explore your potentials, skills and interests. Let nothing and no one stop you from pursuing your success. Think of the lifestyle you want to give your children. Think of old age.

7) Learn to command some respect in your marriage. It appears you've loosed it. Pick a few books on marriage from the bookstore and read. Learn to 'be the man' always without having to resort to physical abuse. You can achieve this.

cool Withdraw All the privileges she has. Limit the funding to basic, limit access to your bank account, stop eating her food. Drop any money she might need to run the home on a table and tell her so she wont need to ask you. Do all the house chores yourself every morning and as often as required. Bath and take care of your children. Take them to school.

9) Live like she doesn't exist. Let her feel useless, help your children do assignments after work, dedicate time to yourself and the children. Pray as required. Visit the poor and give them alms. Don't involve her.

10) This is my golden point.
Never raise your voice, hand on her. Do not show any signs of frustration or anger from her behaviors. Ignore her when she cries unnecessarily. Make provisions in the house. Food, beverages, female materials, baby stuffs. Pay your bills and utility fees on time; don't let them come home asking your wife for bills.

Maintain as many of these you can do for 14 days. It may be tiring but I bet you'll love it.
Watch her behaviors without showing you're watching.

Share the results again for further evaluation.
Let's hope she'll change.
Mind you, if she pretends to change, never restore all the privileges. She has lost some for the sake of goodness.

I am not telling you just be the man. But

BE A MAN.
I am a woman, but i wont lie that if any man would do all these for me in just 3 days, i swear my head will reset. U are not just a man but a MAN grin grin
Some men actually knows how to handle a woman sha..
Romance / Re: I Think I Am Tired Of My Wife by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 12:34pm On Nov 01, 2020
southniyikaye:
let me give you a scope, I know you might be tired whenever you get back home.shower, take your meal and try as much as possible to dedicate the rest of your time to her. See they don't neccesarily need much, just cuddling and playing with her will be OK.. Just relax on her leg let her play with your hair and body or make her relax on your body and play with her whole body.. Compliment her. Even when you didn't see anything new about her, just create one and talk about it.. Her hair might be due or just talk to her about telling her you saw some sexy lingeries.. Just keep her engaged with the little time you have..
So in love with this comment. U will surely know how to keep a woman kiss kiss
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Address On EndSARS Protests (Full Text) by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 7:30pm On Oct 22, 2020
Lol, sebi we want him to talk and him don talk.
God dey sha
Romance / Re: Let's Talk Ladies: Do You Love To Swallow Cum? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 8:07pm On Oct 11, 2020
Abouwaza:

U will change your mind when you see good cum like fresh akamu



Ewww angry angry
Romance / Re: Let's Talk Ladies: Do You Love To Swallow Cum? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 6:02pm On Oct 11, 2020
Very irritating thing to do. M nt doing dat shii for no man angry angry

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Politics / Re: After SARS Ending, Angry Officer Shoots In Heavy Traffic In Ibadan by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 5:55pm On Oct 11, 2020
They are in sifia pain grin grin
Crime / Re: #EndSARS Protesters Arrested In Abeokuta by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 8:00am On Oct 11, 2020
In a few months time, an average nigerian will find it difficult to eat atleast once in a day. A bag of rice is now 32000, tomatoe paste of 70 naira is now 100 naira or more sef. Foods are going on the high side, sebi its endsars we are still shouting, very soon pple will be tired of surviving and they will just want to live, hence the frustrations will become so unbearable and we will still protest #endbuhari or #endnigeria so the police pple will have lots and lots of people to arrest. Awon oniranu undecided undecided undecided
Events / Re: Handsomeyinka And His Wife Are Both Celebrating Their Birthday Today by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 2:21pm On Oct 10, 2020
MrCork:


baby this is yor shance..u do reliaze am a Londoner..right? Anyways, let talk about sexxx in sexualitysectionI beg. Pleasehurry! cheesy
I dont talk dirty, i am a shild of God
Events / Re: Handsomeyinka And His Wife Are Both Celebrating Their Birthday Today by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 1:26pm On Oct 10, 2020
MrCork:


..kaiiii..nice *lolapunnnny*...please can we go n discuss blue film in sexualitysection?.. have u watch sweet loli? cheesy

U nor well
Romance / Re: Men!...what Are Your Biggest TURN OFF In A Woman? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 7:28am On Oct 10, 2020
ZIINI:

The truth of the matter is you girls ain't fine without those makeup cheesy
Ion like girls with too much makeup

My dear, everything God made is wonderfully and beautifully made. Every woman is beautiful in her own way. Make up has been in existence from way back, even our mothers and grandmothers used it to enhance their beauty. Every woman is beautiful, just look for a beautiful that suits u. The woman u say is not beautiful can be an angel in another mans eye. Beauty they say is in the eye of the beholder.

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Romance / Re: Men!...what Are Your Biggest TURN OFF In A Woman? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 7:22am On Oct 10, 2020
BigJoe19:
That your boyfriend rejected you, does not mean every guy will do same, try and hide your pain na.


I’d rather be rejected dan be with someone like u. Since u r so daft to know everything is nt insult.
Broken relationships are sometimes blessings in disguise. Pele dear�

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Romance / Re: Am I Overreacting To My Husband Criticizing My Body? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 4:44pm On Oct 09, 2020
falcon01:
if he does that, call him a fat ass. Just play along with the joke even if you cant find any joke

1 cold bottle of origin for u jare
Romance / Re: Am I Overreacting To My Husband Criticizing My Body? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 4:44pm On Oct 09, 2020
[quote author=Davash222 post=94762759]One can’t joke or play with his wife again. All thanks to these feminists!

Girls with lime breast are always like that. Very wicked and unforgiving. It’s in their genetics.

Oga, She only asked for ur advice, u didnt av to continue with the body shaming.
Romance / Re: Men!...what Are Your Biggest TURN OFF In A Woman? by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 4:40pm On Oct 09, 2020
See all of dem typing “They dont like Women who fixes weavon or eye lashes, they dont like bleached skin girls, dey dont like girls that do make up......”
Most of these guys will marry a lady dat does nt do almost all these tins o and they will still cheat with women that do almost all of it.
What do men even want?
Shior!!!

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Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me Today by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 1:06pm On Oct 02, 2020
mosdii:



I have a mother and sister and they don't reason like you.

So ur mother and sisters also are in agreement that nigerian girls are useless?
I guess u know wot dat means.
Egbon, how many useless, thiefs, greedy pple do u av in ur family den.
See the fact remains nt all nigerians are wot u claim, that is the point i am driving at. U should change the way u reason. Peace!!!
And ppls dont quote me anymore.

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Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me Today by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 12:49pm On Oct 02, 2020
mosdii:


Typical farm tool spotted...e pain you because na truth op yan


I see no reasons for the insult sir, its only an opinion on my own part. And u had to start names cllings? Mtsew its guys like u that will beat up ur wife on top small issue. Grow up sir!!! Atleast u have a mother and probably a sister.
Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me Today by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 5:46pm On Oct 01, 2020
The way guys insult nigerian girls is becoming so much irritating. If u know u cant deal with dem den stop involving ursef with them. Plus nt all of us are dat bad....Meanwhile, something must have triggered the babe to break up. A sane girl will nt just wake up and walk out of a good relationship. U sef, wot have u done abi wot did u do. The constant hating on nigerian girls is just too much and it hurts. Sincerely, u should just address the babe that walked out on u and nt all of us in general. We all have stories to tell.

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Events / Re: Handsomeyinka And His Wife Are Both Celebrating Their Birthday Today by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 12:10pm On Sep 26, 2020
Events / Re: Handsomeyinka And His Wife Are Both Celebrating Their Birthday Today by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 7:53am On Sep 22, 2020
All these fine fine couple, whr are they seeing each other sef, make me sef go there tongue
Romance / Re: My Bf Said I Should Seek His Permission Before Calling Him by Lovalovaphunmz(f): 2:30pm On May 24, 2020
Madam, pls take ur mind off that relationship, dat was how mine ended too. Guy has found his love else where.

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