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ArcSEMPECJ:
When you get to the police station...... Your hatred for anything about Police will surely improve.....

Meanwhile remember thatpolice is your friend

your friend not my friend abeg.

That no 10 go sweet to kpansh

puccyforker:
live your life jorr
no mind the haters
they wish to be like you when they grow up

as in...

Evil leaders is all what we gat in Naija. Innoson is trying to make us proud but bad belle dem say never. Nigerians wake up!!!

See how d man dress, very simple.

Jamariwolff:
First, i want to be clear that this isn't a case of forming hard to get.
I've been broken once before by a crush and I had to learn the hard way of keeping it all secret.

So I'm a 100 lvl student in a Nigeria university and my course rep is extremely handsome, friendly, tall, and very dope- he walks like a God, dresses with aĺl prestige, and smells like fresh dew. He has nice smile, what i love most is his skin, which is always glowing and very beautiful to look at. He turns me on like stupid.

But here is a problem I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM.

it never ends well, I'll enhance his self esteem at the end and he'll start to avoid me altogether. I also do NOT want to stop crushing on him. Yes, I know 90% that it'll not work out at the end.

Thus, to avoid him knowing I'm crushing. I do the following

1. Avoid looking at him, ever. On the streets, i pretend to look at my phone when passing him.
Although I take a peek with my peripheral side vision sometimes, that's that.

2. I sit faraway in class, where I can focus 100% on myself. I sit in front of him normally and I never look back. Ever.

3. We are just "greeting" friends, we don't talk much, just greet once in a while. And I try to act as uninterested as possible.

4. I once tried getting him a gift (candy)last semester to make him know I exist, and that's how the friendship started, i havent given him any gifts since then. In fact, i simply ignore him.


but he doesn't know I like him and I must be really careful.

I don't know what to do.

PS: don't tell me to confess my crush or give him GREENLIGHTS, because I would rather die than do any of the above options.

your dad must hear dis.

ChiefAzubuike:
Every fuel attendant has the right to collect keg charges. How much is #50 or #100 that you can't overlook. Those people suffer to make sure you have fuel in your car, at the end of the month they are paid peanuts yet you can't appreciate them with a token?

that's my problem with Afghanistan's.

Donald95:
Nigerian Army are Uniformed Terrorists

hope u know what u re saying?

Two responsible gals here shud contact me as soon as possible.

Na wa oooo. One problem in Nigeria or the other.

honniemail:
Nice inVention...these are the kind of things youths should be thinkng about

my dear not in my loved Nigeria. Wahala dey

WebTechGarden:
The man has become a multi-millionaire by sellong heavenly tickets.

I tagged this man among the most smartest. May god bless ur hustle bro.

I can't seat behind dis one oo. Make he no come dey block my view.

I can't behind dis one oo. Make he no come dey block my view.

Where our Edo fellows?

Earthbound:
Standing missionary.



My second favorite position.

d best way to enjoy standing missionary is to hang one leg in d air

Ever8054:
how do you want your thunder serve?.....

very chill

Dbanj must be arrested for diz.

I want to tell u a story....

Make she thank god say Evans don enter hand.

What is the advantage?

Ugaboy:
How this one take concern naija

Watch and see our Innoson...will produce his own



And call it ****

Nigerian's with witch hunting. They ll never allow innoson to progress.

Buhari show dem ur kunkuru wey no AC

lizzybet:
you mean

lol. U re not nice.

wagazala:
Maybe he went there to steal phones

lol. U may b right sha cuz "dis is Nigeria"

Omololu007:
bro I'm I the oni of ife? Just asking

it is well

vizkiz:
Catholic gave birth to the illuminati. I am not asking you to stop attending whatever church you want but no be una doctrine holy pass.

we d best occult inda world.

Omololu007:
Only a foolish African man will think like an European saying "there is no God".

If you're an atheist in Yoruba land, by the time your village people get time for your matter,nobody go teach you before you run go meet babalawo, woli or Alfa

why d goat no disappear? Jst asking

greatman247:
I know that's why I insisted that you should go confirm first if truly you're the true son of your father, simple.

guy u never tire