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Aderr:
Hustle and stop living in a slum in Lagos.

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Hehehe!

Ebenezer2021:
the thing don cast me before sha.
My female coursemate came across it and even quoted me sef. Me for school back then wey I dey form like person wey no dey send woman

Hehehe

Goldp5988:
The promise land

For real?

Ejoms:
I just gave up on one... I Can't come kill myself

It's not that hard, you're just a lazy youth.

shopnimini:
Buy yogurt and put it in the freezer.

Put in in your mouth next time you are going down on her. It will taste better

Only crap!

NwaAmaikpe:



The type of fvckery I've been reading lately is making my recovery from insanity a tougher task.

While growing up, I was a very sickly child who knew virtually all the hospitals in 042.
My turn around however came the day my parents got this nanny from Nkalagu who told me I'd get better if I licked her up because pussy juice contains water, electrolytes, nutrients plus Immunoglobulin A proteins.

I did and true to her words, my immune system became stronger.

I've never stopped since then.
As long as it doesn't smell, I'd lick it.
Even if it bleeds, I'd lick it.
Even if it is too fat to enter my mouth, I'd still try and lick it.
Because, what is sex if you can't lick a kpekus?
I'd lick it all except the kpekus of a hardliner feminist because the only thing I've gotten from theirs is sore throats.

In my opinion, I think the only reason God designed it to be shaped like lips is so that when making out, we don't forget that it is the second place on a woman's body to be kissed after the lips on the face.

Oh my God! You're really insane.

PROVERBZ:
Someone on here most have gone or is going through this so I would really like to hear your input on the issue.
So, I'm a young guy, sexually active and recently I've been having sex with this lady i go to the same university with. She is 3 years older than me. There is no label to what we are. We are certainly not boyfriend and girlfriend just two people doing it. She is the first person I ever had sex with.
The first time we had sex she gave me Mouth Action and then it didn't seem like it was a big deal, or I assumed. After all the porn I watched, I just felt that it was a very normal thing to do during sex until I came inside her mouth and she was not too pleased about that. She later opened up to me and said that she has had sex with a number of people but never did she give any of them Mouth Action.

Fast forward..... I've now had sex with her a good ñumber of times and the blow jobs she gives are the best part. I usually don't even enjoy sex like that.
Well, recently she asked me to go down on her. I didnt want to, but I did and it was the most unpleasant thing I ever did in my life. Nooo!! I know what u are thinking. she does not smell down there and she is not dirty at all. Naa this lady is beautiful and smells like roses. She is very conscious about hygiene. The thing was I just didn't enjoy knowing I was doing that arrrrgghhhh.
I hated it, but I coudnt tell her cuz I don't want to lose the blow jobs she gives or even the sex in general.
I feel like they are two different things and she should understand that.

Wow, Okay, you sounds like a woman, who wants to eat her cake and still have it.

Wizzy13:
i dont know if this happens to others

As a handsome guy its hard to have a long-term relationship

Girls take us as play boys
Many girls dont like us

i always feel that our good looking is a disadvantage
Niaralanders pls have ur say
am tired of this.

Mmmmm.

IgiveLadiesBj:
There's this my cousin that I want to test and know some of her secrets.

I want to test if she's in the habit of sending nudes and stuffs like that.

My plan is to create a WhatsApp account and use my fine friend's picture to chat her up... I'm wondering if this is cool

And your aim is what exactly?

ignis:
Take that #100,000 to Domino Pizza and give yourself a good treat, then go to boutique with the balance and pick some clothes and be happy.

Then what next?

Sugardick:
sapphïre and fatï(jeön) in some years to come

Including you.

NwaAmaikpe:





Employees must learn to be honest at all times; bosses have a heart, that's why they were kind enough to employ you in the first place.

God bless mean bosses like this.

I remember back in the days, I had this worker that wouldn't let me score. She told me it was against her morals. First, she was married and secondly, she was a devout Muslim. So I let her be.

Four months later, my friend who came visiting invited me to his hotel room. There was drinks and they were chicks. I hurriedly showed up and amongst the naked chicks tucked in his bed was my married muslimah employee.

Well, she was the one I settled for. I screwed her like a prisoner who was out on parole. Her moans were loud and full of regrets. Not regrets of being caught but regrets of having neglected such a sweet preek all the while.

Long story short, she resumed work the next day to meet a sack letter and a 'thank you' card on her desk.
Honesty remains the best policy because there's no way I was going to trust someone who told me she was a saint yet svcked a stranger's preek like a vacuum cleaner.

A good boss must tolerate a lot, but should NEVER tolerate being outsmarted.

Hmmmmm.

NothingLikeLove:
I braid and weave my hair myself. Tired of the ridiculous amount for everything.

Good idea.

Otar:
Wait, the judge's name is Micheal what?

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Hahaha, Because of you I have to go back and read it all.

Dissap:
Yo Hommies, you know that gender that I was talking about, they are dumb ass bitches...
Fucking irritating creatures with no sense at all!
Either stay out of their way or you fùck em real hard like a Cholo!
This is what the white guys are doing to them, because they know that they ain't worth the effort!
Damn it!

If you're not gay, then you're just plainly stupid, Sorry.

Make it sound this way,

Hmmm, don't like this your makeup, makes you look somehow.

What!

Manigie:
Or looking at it the other way round, your John Thomas is small and so sees that vagina as wide ocean 😏😏

Holy Bleep!

egennie:
IF you’re a Nigerian, lived in Nigeria. There’s no hell for You

Better!

Don't think this muric person is normal. Mmm mmm

Sugardick:
After chyking for months unsuccessfully,her phone fell and screen broke she was desperate then I told her I will give her 4k to repair her phone screen after we fück,,, she came and after 2 rounds I opened the door and told her to walk out and never greet me if she sees me. She wan change am for me but when I carry extension wire nobody tell her to carry her 2 left leg Waka go

And you are prond of yourself like this?

Naija147:
So Yari and Marafa wey first dey there nor be human being abi? Yeye party

Maybe because matawale senior. You know Nigerian naa.

Revere27:
But how would someone that just cross-carpet made the chairman of a political party ??

APC and confusion be like 5&6

Me self tired ooh, was here reasoning it like a jobless person. Tired of nigeria problems in general self.

ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

Sorry, but this is really kind of funny, hahaha.

KlasysTech:
You are right by what you just said, they can just present him as a candidate & one notherner as a vice, then they push the election to be president, and yahaya is a naive in politics, they can just finished him, then the northern vice takeover

It's a possibility, but God forbid such bad thing abeg.

360degreess:
Typical feminists way of thinking, that's why most of you are suffering in marriages.The husband is the head of the house, accept this reality and have peace of mind.. What he did was absolutely right.Infact, she can get worst treatment from other men.

The husband is the heard of the house, hahaa

bigcee:
Simple

You can't be trusted.

GarriChairman:
Is this story true?

I'm confused too.

PostAnalyser21:
The intention of this writeup is to show that perverts like Us exist, but we dont speak up. Im not proud of what im doing but I want those who have similar addiction to speak up. They are there, I see them also too in the places I go to, but they use very clumsy methods to do the act. Im the only 1 that goes in see with a well thought out plan of how to do it and go undetected

Lol, this is insanity.

Bonapart:
Which one is pop cola again What about R&B pepsi

Don't mind those lebanese who think they're smart.

HONESTFACT101:
shout out to those who read ops epistle

Lazy youth

Goshen94:
0.8.0.6.9.7.8.8.7.6.0

Hi, fine works, are you in abuja?