₦airaland Forum

IYANGBALI:
abeg comot. You fokd up big time. Na you go put am, no be him go put am for your yansh. You for close eyes do am jare. You never fok woman yansh before?

Auzubilahe, hahahahaha

Kariimore:
Abuja is expensive

Seriously, abuja is really, really expensive.

MikeMicheal:
ANY DAY I LINK MY NIN TO MY SIMS, MAY SUDDEN DEATH BEFALL ME.

Thunder Fire NIN

Haba, you don't have to type this, hahaha.

Jomoinc:
As I write this, it’s happening right now. Met her a couple of months ago. It was love at 1st sight. It was all blissful until my “I just got back” friend arrived without cash and accommodation. So I housed him. Same guy I seek advice from every time I have relationships issues managed to get her online. I knew the moment they met that I ll have issues. I was officially thrown out blocked as well. Now, they always online video calling at night. Painful part is that he does this ON MY BED. How wicked can the world be?
Any advice plsssssssss? My heart is bleeding. The betrayal is so so much.

Hahaha...........sorry, this is a joke right?

Shellsploit:
Those buttons are reserved and assigned for future update in the decorders hardware.

Or

The coloured buttons can also provide information regarding what function corresponds with the button. E.g

Thank you.

She will even be worst than aisha.

scofield114:
im not learning anything ooo im just chopping my alawee nd thinking about the future nd also feeling depressed even before the time comes

This your own no be here oo.

thatsleepboy1:
Brother go for prayers first and seek the face of God first. NL pastors and deacons can help you through. contact them.

Seriously?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

All these people be thinking for themselves

Not knowing what fate and future got in store for them....exactly...what Sandra was saying...but Sandra is about 33 years old now still searching for husband

Remember when I was very young.....I thought ama be a doctor.....medicine and surgery
But when jamb and post utme loose guard me ehnnn...I come begin beg uniben for computer science...

Hahahahahahaha

sarrki:
One thing I observed with Nigeria society is both the citizens, freedom fighters and political class are all wired in a wrong way

When the foundation is faulty what can the righteous do ?

Sarrki.......is that you?

It Really bad, I bought spaghetti, 4 days ago at 250,today its 300,peteto was 2000 last week, this week is 2500,so yes it really, really that bad.

Eastcaostboy:
You should have known that, don't you reason. Shameless girls everywhere how could you date a guy in the same compound.... Go out and do your things, open your legs for that Gee weller...after that put your cloths back on and flyback to your hood. That how wise girls roll

Seriously? Are you normal?

AsherAmari:
Dating someone in the same compound and when things went South, he started bringing different girls home and would always hoot the horn of his car so loud at the gate so I can hear him from inside and then I'll peek through the gate and see them. It wasn't funny.

It took me years before I could date again after then.
I learnt a big lesson and it's never to date anyone from the same street talk more same compound.

That's horrible, I dislike immatured adults.

triple996:
kanu's brothers sabotaging Nigerian army

Ochalla is an igala name, you tribaliestic idiot! Sorry I don't like insulting people but you deserve it.

Lemmy123:
Not so well, especially because you have not said anything about a friendly hangout...

Ooh sorry, evening

Lemmy123:
Hey.... Did you sleep well?
Good looking out out to you, dear

Thank you, how is your day going?

Lemmy123:
I stay in Abuja too, do you mind if I take it up from here?? Please...

Hey! Morning.

Kayberg:
Do you actually meant your comment or it's just a comment?

That can of depends, I guess, btw I stay in abuja you?

Kayberg:
Mmm….

What nothing?

odogwunaija:
I met this young Irish girl in the pub in Manchester, we just got along pretty well and exchanged contacts. The following week, I asked her to come over for a hangout. As we were chatting and having fun, from nowhere this girl asked me "is it true that black guys have big dick"? I was like " well, it's not scientifically proven but I don't have small dick either". This girl asked if I mind showing her my dick, I must have done a million backflips in my mind. Off we drove to her house. As I off my trousers and brief, the girl looked at my prick, smiled, touched/massaged it and was like "fair enough, the rumours are true. U can dress up now. U care for a drink "?. I was like "really.... u don't wanna feel it inside of u?.
Long story short, this girl no gree me do anything oo. I felt so foolish and used. If I hear say I meet am again

Bhahahahahahahaah

Kayberg:
Never been on a date…
Perhaps that will one day become a reality.

Yea Me too! let go out on a date you are I?

Good for them. Pure nonsense like as if there is no any other option, pure nonsense.

Duru9:
Jabi a room selfcon is between 400k to 700k
In wuye a room selfcon is between 600k to 1m

3bedroom is from 1m upward



You can get house of 400k in these places though,. Kado estate, gwarimpa, efab estate life camp, lokogoma, kubwa, lugbe,

Please if you are not working in nnpc
Don't think of wuse, maitama, asokoro, and katampe extension even jabi new site

Hahaha

SarkinYarki:
Okupe should be thinking of how to rail in his lost son instead of all this one

Yeah, I was expecting something like this.

gagashuffle:
Taking pictures. Taking pictures is like a chore to me. The posing in public, twisting and turning argghh!
I feel abnormal about it some times lol

OohFinally, some guys I meant on sm, dump me cause I told them I don't like pictures and I don't have any on my phone.
That was it, I was ghosted.

Kennitrust:
I will never like Muslim

Ooh-Okay

NACE13:
Yeah. That's what I said. Don't over think it. What I mean is stated in between the bracket right there.

Over thinking it, nope, just saying.

Outing, I even procrastinate going out.

NACE13:
She was going through that "hoe phase" thing, and I knew her time with me was up. I went on ghost mode.
She called to know why I suddenly stopped calling and texting. I told her that, I understand you are in that phase of life that you just want to explore and I have nothing against you. But who are we kidding, this will never work between us.

She's very pretty and full of herself, and me, I'm good looking and proud ( I never apologise if I'm not wrong).

"Good looking and proud" wow.

FrankBass281:
Please can you recommend any plain yogurt for me?

Okay, if you're in abuja, you should go to amigo supermarket, the name is al-marwan yogurt.

KennieKingOba:
check my profile, I sell lactic yoghurt culture. I've sold to hundreds of people here.

Really? What state are you in

FrankBass281:
How do you make yours...you use plain yoghurt as starter?

Yes, just 2 or 3 table spoon of plain yogurt as a starter and it works perfectly.